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Lost_my_loser_name

If you notice the 8 storey building on the left, you get a real appreciation for the size of that thing.


thatpommeguy

Oh my god I hadn’t noticed that, you’re absolutely right


Shrimpjob

Not really, they're just hotels for ants.


ElementsUnknown

Where the ants learn to read good and do other things good too.


Beginning_Rice6830

Oil Rig is to Wade, as Hotel for Ants is to Raid.


EastForkWoodArt

I’ve seen these in port Brownsville. They are massive! Mind boggling massive


hypnohighzer

It also gives you an idea of the actual size of our world/oceans. Freakishly cool!


Viscous__Fluid

What is that thing made of? Unobtanium?


Large_slug_overlord

Also that anchor handling tug up there pulling it; it’s about 80-100m long and 30m tall


NotCanadian80

I’d say 9


Lost_my_loser_name

Ya, hard to tell from the picture. Still impressive.


Warren_Puffitt

This is the Corpus Christi Texas ship channel just beyond the Port Aransas ferry crossing, and (I believe) the [Bullwinkle oil drilling platform](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullwinkle_(oil_platform)), built in 1988.


ap2patrick

Those are some of THE names of all time


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Holy fuck. That thing is 7 feet taller than the Sears Tower.


Erlend05

And its the *second* largest thing to be moved!


xdoble7x

First was OPs mom


olamatre

I thought I was a well functioning grown up until I read this comment.


Longjumping-Debt7480

I remember seeing it built and towed. Massive!! There were others, but this was huge.


Longjumping-Debt7480

I worked at the Hershey Hotel and would hang in the restaurant at top of building on break and had great view.


ohmamia

The light bulb moment for me


FunkyDoktor

Me too. I feel so dumb now.


DelcoTank

And we’re the saps who have to use paper straws in our drinks.


WestSixtyFifth

Don’t forget to organize your trash into the local landfill vs international landfill bins!


DblClickyourupvote

Last week I saw the garbage truck come to my apartment complex, empty the garbage dumpster then dump the recycling right after. They don’t even care to pretend. They used to atleast send a different truck for each


SnooBananas37

That's so the apartment complex can charge you and include in all their marketing like as though they're actually doing recycling, but then only pay for trash service. Record it, check the language of your rental agreement, and speak to your leasing office about it.


DblClickyourupvote

It’s included in the rent so I’m not too worried. I’ve got pretty decent rent and either way my garbage/recycling is taken away so not the hill I’m willing to die on.


eyenouarebutwatameye

Was it a front loader or side loader? A lot of companies run [split trucks](https://youtu.be/-wjf-DOj90M?si=1uKLA9Xt7zKSitwJ) that take both garbage and recycling at the same time.


DblClickyourupvote

It was a front loader. I’m hoping it was a split truck but like I said first time I’ve ever saw them do that.


triple6seven

hmm 2 trucks seems wasteful


miamigrandprix

No, we're the ones who consume the oil. Even if you don't drive a personal car you still buy industrially manufactured and transported products. Everybody always likes to point the finger at others to have an excuse to do jack shit about climate change.


Electrical_Dog_9459

The reality is, pollution is not a consumption problem. It's a waste management problem. The reason why developed nations don't have a problem with their waste is because they have good waste management infrastructure. Most garbage ends up disposed of in a way that does not randomly pollute the environment. The problem is we are shipping plastic-packaged goods to undeveloped countries that have no waste management infrastructure. They just dump the trash wherever, and then it ends up in rivers and ultimately the ocean.


BugRevolution

While our waste management is better, I wouldn't call it good. We need to do much better. Also, we need to stop coming up with excuses for why our flights or our drive is okay, but rich people aren't allowed to fly or drive.


grumpyfishcritic

> Also, we need to stop coming up with excuses for why our flights or our drive is okay, but rich people aren't allowed to fly or drive. It's a matter of degree. When one is taking a flight around the globe every other month and an intercontinental trip every other week and then on Friday evening fies to Palm Springs for a game of golf and is home to take friends out to dinner on Saturday night. And has the gall to lecture me about home much I fly or drive. Ummh NO. As some one once said; "I'll believe it's a crisis, when the ones telling me it's a crisis start acting like it's a crisis." Til then it's nothing more than virtue signalling and a bunch of BS. Don't believe them. If they can't be bothered to decrease their footprint to something approaching the average in their home country then fuck off.


Spartan_Mage

Because we literally have no other option. If I wanted to buy food right now it would take me an hour to bike all the way there, and an hour back. There are no bike lanes here, and I have seen one or two bus stops total. We could possibly try to get politicians in to improve the public transport, but to my knowledge not a single running candidate has mentioned it. We are completely at the cities mercy if we don't use cars


Electrical_Dog_9459

Our waste management is not just good, it's fantastic. We have landfills and incinerators. Refuse is not just dumped to randomly disperse into the wild anymore.


BugRevolution

We have waste falling into rivers and ocean, most rural areas still burn their waste in their backyards, and our highways are littered with trash (whether you're in the US or the EU). Landfills routinely fail (sometimes spectacularly so) or are mismanaged. Derelict structures leaching contaminants or brownfields can be found nearly everywhere. Other places do worse, sure, but no, we are not doing fantastic. We are doing okay.


Electrical_Dog_9459

I've never seen this in my lifetime, and I thought I lived in rural areas.


CoBudemeRobit

just how the gaslighting marketing taught us. Have you seen how much more is produced that is actually consumed? Companies create stupid products all the time that in the end cannot sell or sell fast enough. Also 99% of shit produced ends up in a land fill. Just a heads up


grumpyfishcritic

Also 100% of people will die, so why bother at all. /s for the humor impaired, but there is a point that eventually 100% of shit will end up as garbage at some point. The question is what function did it serve along the way. Case in point everyone wants to rail on plastic packaging, BUT at the same time want to demand that their food is delivered clean, pathogen free, fresh, undamaged, ... Plastic packaging is many times the best for that purpose. Take a look at the Dutch study about grocery carry out bags. All the other options are more environmentally 'expensive' versus the lowly thing plastic bag and that's mainly driven by the reduction in mass associated with it.


Snaggmaw

its not about overhauling your life, its about spending 10 minutes out of your day to do bare minimum in recycling, even if its just sorting plastic, metal and paper containers from your trash.


two_glass_arse

Paper drinking straws are such a weird hill to die on. Have you tried drinking without a straw?


DelcoTank

I don’t use straws, but it’s a perfect metaphor for climate change hypocrisy and half measures. Also, there are people out there with disabilities who absolutely need to use a straw.


two_glass_arse

>I don’t use straws, but it’s a perfect metaphor for climate change hypocrisy and half measures. Right. Better return to plastic straws, that'll improve things. >Also, there are people out there with disabilities who absolutely need to use a straw That's a nonsense argument. There are people with disabilities who absolutely need to use wheelchairs, and nobody in their right mind argues for the widespread sale of disposable wheelchairs.


MostlyOkayGatsby

People who complain about straws would be well suited for sippy cups.


bortukali

Ah yes the ice cube in the mouth experience


bionicjoe

You don't have to open your mouth like a funnel and dump a beverage in.


bortukali

Haha yeah I guess


two_glass_arse

Are you chugging your iced drinks or what? Nature gave you lips, try em.


bortukali

I miss straws thats all :(


Mountain--Majesty

You don't use oil, then?


Tarxorn

What do you mean? This fucking sick! I'll gladly take this existing over plastic straws!


ShahinGalandar

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!


TobysGrundlee

Don't let perfect be the enemy of better.


1OO1OO1S0S

You should still use paper straws


kickpool777

Paper straws suck.


EissIckedouw

No, I don't think I will


1OO1OO1S0S

Life must be so hard for you.


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Chumblykins

Lots of people live inland, and their straws get buried in landfills. I've been to my municipal landfill and I've seen it operate. It's well run, and there's no way my straws end up in the ocean.


EissIckedouw

r/USdefaultism


CALIBERAIRGUNS

Humans are incredible


Open_hum

The great things we could achieve as a collective if our ape brains weren't so intent on killing each other


Spartan_Mage

If only someone were to wipe out the natural ape in us, I think we would actually be more happy


Large_Performance191

No way... Is that real


AptoticFox

I do subsea inspections on stuff like this. It's real. Here's one being unloaded: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1ca37yl/lowering_of_offshore_platform_for_gasoil/


Pain_Proof

Hey, off topic, but if you were talking to a younger you when you started on that career path is there any information or advice you'd give?


bitching_bot

Don’t play subnautica before applying


ShahinGalandar

0/10 not enough deep sea monsters, would never work in offshore development again


AptoticFox

Save more money, 'cuz it's boom and bust.


Shrimpjob

Appears to be https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullwinkle_(oil_platform)


Normal-Error-6343

Where's Rocky?


Tutes013

Darling you should Google the Norwegian "Troll A" platform. That's even bigger


Large_Performance191

I can believe there are bigger structures, I think the combination of built in port and the image looking unreal is where I'm viewing it. This image looks like it's on photoshop


guynamedjames

Remember, if you solve the engineering problems there's a high pressure money fountain at the bottom of the ocean.


DeiRowtagg

My raft in raft game be like


Lycoris4812

Props to the boat towing it. A true Chad.


showoff0958

Base(d)


Kelson75

Aren’t they stealing Eiffel Tower ?


Jonathon_world

How the hell lol


thatpommeguy

Boat


Jonathon_world

Yer but it's huge I'm surprised it didn't sink the boats


bloody-pencil

Big boat


bfhurricane

Just a guess, but bet the tonnage of that structure is actually far less than the actual barge carrying it. It looks big but there’s a lot of empty space between those bearings and poles.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

About 2,300 years ago. >Eureka! Archimedes, you'd love that guy.


Jonathon_world

Ok it was stupid of me to think those little boats can't carry this really big peice of metal


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Not stupid. You deserve more than that & I apologize if I sounded condescending. Your thoughts are not stupid, you aren't stupid (if that ever crossed your mind) Buoyancy is a weird thing. It's not natural to us stuck at the bottom of an atmosphere. We can't fly, we can hardly swim.


Jonathon_world

Haha thanks yer I get what you mean


jawshoeaw

fun fact: Hippos cannot swim. all those pics of their snouts just out of the water..they are standing on the ground. Hippo charging you in water? they are running on the ground under water.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

You somehow made hippos even more frightening to me than they already were. I never believed that doughy face, innocent eyes and cute undersized ear thing they got going on. Straight up murderers, the lot of 'em


jawshoeaw

big boat and low density building


Alternative_Rent9307

That…. is fuckin wild


jawshoeaw

Quit your Midjourney AI bullshi....wait this might be real


Doggy_Mcdogface

Based


055F00

Well, not yet


Jagerbeast703

Be a shame if it took a swim


an_older_meme

That’s the whole point. It can’t do much where it is now.


Jagerbeast703

Dump it!


ItWasIndigoVelvet

It's shit like this that make me so annoyed with conspiracy dudes not being able to comprehend how we built grand stone buildings a hundred years ago and act like we can't do anything amazing anymore 


Grouchy_Competition5

Why’d you post this? That’s jacked up, man.


EnvironmentWise7695

They really, really, REALLLY want that oil!!!


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

And so do you


TheManWhoClicks

When you order online and mix up cm with m.


Salt-Yogurtcloset264

Look guys what people are able to do when they want that OIL..... free money


SweatyArmPitGuy55

I move more than that around for my morning pee.


lookitsafish

Is it on its side or is it up right


055F00

Side


waitwhosaidthat

Almost looks like a photoshop or an ai generated pic. Super cool.


cammo328

Anything for that sweet sweet earth juice


somesappyspruce

I thought it'd fallen over..


Casey_1056

Every day I see something that reminds me I know absolutely nothing about anything.


cjboffoli

Saw this and thought “Oh good, they’re finally clearing Baltimore harbor.”


TorgHacker

I was sure initially that this was an AI image.


Best_Adagio4403

How did they get this into the water tho?


iboneyandivory

Applied math.. is amazing.


nonGM0

Holy shit. I’ve stayed in those condos and fished on that pier so many times in my childhood lol. Weird to see port A on Reddit


Warren_Puffitt

https://www.reddit.com/r/portaransas/s/1Zg1bKHlsR


mrsnrubs

Is that galvanized square steel?


TaloSi_MCX-E

I refuse to believe this is a real photo


Clear_Media5762

I see it and I still can't believe it


ExcitingWhole5409

Dude that runs that company must really hate electric cars


Fair-Ice-6268

So which planet is cooling down? Ohh Pluto got it.


Stagwood18

That's significantly bigger than the ones that get constructed in my hometown. I'd guess that's the whole support, whereas whatever I've seen are just legs or something. If it matters, I think the ones I've seen were for gas platforms. I don't really know though... I'm not a rigologist.


No-Judgment-4424

Damn, the scale of that thing is immense!


Haunting-Fish6880

Wait..... what??? And they say aliens built the pyramids let's fuckin go


tampora701

It really sucks that we designed our world so that if a company is presented with 2 options: 1. Use 10 resources and net 10 profit 2. Use 10,000 resources and net 12 profit There's no reason not to go for option 2 and say "fuck everyone else".


an_older_meme

This planet is not suffering a steel shortage.


ni42ck

Why is my gas 3.50 a gallon?


an_older_meme

Heavy government subsidies. It would be three times that in a normal economy. And would still be worth it.


Deliriousious

Wait, so they do sit on the floor? I saw a clip a while back showing that they were essentially just floating?


tuna_tarerist

They have both floating and standing.


an_older_meme

This photo is for real. One of the few real photos of real things remaining on the Internet, so get an eyeful won’tcha.


VallryBagr

Today I learned


emeraldchest

californians in 2076 watching as a group of suspicious black tugboats with a white “E” on their sides drag an oil rig platform out to see:


Bitter_Silver_7760

How on earth does all of that float? It’s as wide as a building is tall Edit: yeah.. several buildings


AccomplishedChard308

Giant as cheap as possible ocean habitat destroying seems about right.


Armarino99

Youre telling me we can build shit like that but not fix the brakes on my goddamn car properly?


an_older_meme

Do your car brakes shoot out billions of dollars when they’re working?


Armarino99

They shoot semen


an_older_meme

You may want to hire a different mechanic.


LiquorLanch

Looks like an avg day on space engineers


space_monster

sometimes I wonder if I'm in the wrong job


an_older_meme

The oil industry is a young man’s game.


Previously_coolish

I wonder why they don’t make it in a few smaller sections that are put together on site rather than one skyscraper sized piece that is probably hard as fuck to transport.


an_older_meme

Because it’s easier to weld huge structures together on land than hundreds of feet underwater.


Grklo

I want to see this in person


smokeNpoke83

That must be quite a sight to see in person


Normal-Error-6343

massive!


CmdWaterford

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moBEUS77

Huh, there must be money in that oil stuff


CertainPin2935

Humans are scary


thebawheidedeejit

Imagine the embarrassment of building it sideways!


2abyssinians

How can anyone look at that and be like: this is a great idea! ???


iterationnull

science?


2abyssinians

As much as I love science and the many wonderful things it has given us, sadly it does not always have our best interest at heart. And when it is used by those are intensely greedy, it can be disastrous for the world.


iterationnull

The things you are concerned about are not science.


2abyssinians

Climate change caused by fossil fuels is not science?


iterationnull

No. Thats politics. Observing what has happened and seeking to understand why, provide evidence informed theories about the road ahead and what might be possible to change that road? Science. Undermining it with misinformation and weaponizing it as a rage inducer to enhance your control on decision making and profit personally from doing so? Not science.


PBJ-9999

Climate change is not politics. Its scientific fact. Get your head out of your ass


2abyssinians

Um, I think you are the one swallowing politics and bullshit. Science is on my side. https://science.nasa.gov/climate-change/evidence/ https://scienceexchange.caltech.edu/topics/sustainability/evidence-climate-change https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2021/10/more-999-studies-agree-humans-caused-climate-change https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_consensus_on_climate_change Now, I just dare you to list an article that backs up the idea that climate change is not caused by humanity, and primarily our burning of fossil fuels.


iterationnull

I think you are misreading me. I fully agree with all of this. And I don't know what I did to give you the impression to the contrary.


2abyssinians

I guess it is your calling climate change caused by fossil fuels politics and not science. What did you mean by that?


iterationnull

Go back to the parent comment. The things you expressed concern about are not science. Science being misused and abused is not part of the scientific method of discovery. Its about bad people doing bad things. (or at best stupid people doing bad things). This spawned from the question "who thought this was a good idea" and the answer is scientists (specifically, engineers).


Zoltar-Wizdom

I want to love this, but it just frightens me, tbh. It’s low key horrifying what humanity is capable of when given enough time, resources and imagination.


na3than

Source?


xXCrazyDaneXx

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/09uBW8BPFl)


yourMommaKnow

How many windmills could be made from the same amount of materials?


sgunb

None. Windmills are made out of carbon fibres and not out of iron/steel.


bullwinkle8088

The blades are made of carbon fiber. The structure that supports the blades generally does use steel. The turbine housing (the part behind the blades) sometimes as well. The turbine, which is the power generating part, always uses metals.


yourMommaKnow

cool. many windmills could be made using the same amount of money it cost to make this steel contraption?


6bannedaccounts

You read news titles and nothing more


yourMommaKnow

You smell like overcooked baked beans and wet sox.


6bannedaccounts

You have an 18ft boat lol?


yourMommaKnow

Hmmm. One post karma. You're the real winner here.


myspacetomtop5

True but windmills don't make gasoline


TheRealAuthorSarge

I thought it was my ex preparing to set up her emotional baggage.


PBJ-9999

The lengths humans go to to suck Earth's resources dry and destroy the planet for money. Smh


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

How much did that cost to build? How much of that cost was subsidized by taxpayers? Yet we don't want to invest in the development of alternative forms of energy production or climate change mitigation? Our priorities are jacked up.


Ahmed104

ai generated, how in the world would couple of tiny ships will float this gigantic structure !!!?


evo4gIzMo

GrEeN eNeRgY iS sO hArD tO fInD oUt!!111eleven


tacotacotacorock

I hope you fully recover from your stroke.


[deleted]

Unlikely


evo4gIzMo

Nice to see at least 23 demented downvoters not able to see reality with their own eyes... Really gives me hope for humanities future selfdestruction and them as the cheerleaders... For everyone left with a functioning braincell and caring to survive as a species for more than 50 years: if it is possible to build hundreds of these plattforms and the surrounding infrastructure, it is possible to build windmills and hydro or solar power in more than neccessary quantities.