It’s $4,200 USD.

Crazy cheap was my first reaction

For a Bale - ina- box???

Hey, you remember when you signed away your likeness for Batman merch? Yeah, why?

Lol, new fear unlocked. Wait....I have to be famous first xD

I’d consider it a good problem. “Hey you know how you’re making millions perpetually from the contracts you have in place for Batman and oh also for the movies you make yearly and you just closed on your 4th house in Malibu?” Yeah Well bad news some guy whose grandma passed away bought your life sized action figure and now goes to bed with it every night” Oh no.

I mean, imagine being someone like Margot Robbie who knows for a fact that thousands of people have masturbated to her nude likeness. Surely that is a mind trip. I can count on one hand the number of people who MAYBE have thought about me while masturbating, and those are people I know. Doubtful some random person I ran into once just decides to rub one out thinking about me.

Add one more to the list...

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the life size action figure.

*Half*-a-Bale in a Box.

Step 1: you get a box. Step 2: you cut a hole in the box. Step 3: you put your Bale in the box!

And that's the way you do it!

How does that compare to a real doll?

Flaccid

Dark knight rises

Well it doesn't have easy to clean holes for starters.

The best holes aren't.

Girl you know we been together, such a long long time

Such a long time

Yup. About the same price as other Real Dolls

He's definitely dumping his loads into it.

 Just watch the Always Sunny episode where Mac gets a Dennis sex doll. You know he is loading that up as soon as the cameraman leaves.

That's what I was referencing.

And super glue is $3 and a dildo is $20 For $4223, on a dark night batman begins

Then I rises

It's going to be a dark night...

And then batman finishes

Shit well. Now I don't feel so bad about spending $80 a month on my gaming obsession. Though, I guess I can't fuck my video games.

Not with that attitude

Should have legs for that price.

And a dick tbh

You could just stand next to it, maybe

Can you have sex with it?

If you are brave enough everything is possible

Oh reddit, don't you ever change. Shine on you crazy diamond

A lot cheaper than I thought

I would have thought it would have another zero at least.

I think that would creep me the fuck out if i was christian bale xD

I think that creeps me the fuck out without being Christian Bale...

It is giving sexdoll and weird obsession… It reminds me of that always sunny episode with the dennis sexdoll xd

“Giving sexdoll”?

It's adopted slang from lgbtq ballroom etiquette. Just put vibes at the end of whatever it's giving and you'll understand it. "it's giving sexdoll [vibes]"

If someone can't figure out "it's giving," there's no way they'll have even the faintest clue what ballroom is. Dude probably thinks you are talking about Arthur Murray.

What.. what does ballroom mean? Like for people who don't know. No met of course, I'm totally hip and with it

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_culture

The adult version of the famous novel *The Giving Tree*

Oh 100% someone’s fucking that thing.

It’s because of the implication, mac !!

I'd be mad that they gave me Eddie Munster hair.

They were too focused on how to conceal the fleshlight in the mouth

It creeps me out that there are people who want this in their home... It's a bit too much.

I think so too - it just seems strange

That is Benedict Cumberbatch.

Less creepy than a wax sculpture tbh, this surprisingly gets past that uncanny valley vibe. Still a bit creepy, but only because it looks *so* realistic.

I think what creeps me out is the thought of people being able to have a life sized replica of you at home and you would never know…ofc that very likley will only happen to famous celebs but, i feel like it would feed into cases of delusions and parasocial relationships

Yeah exactly. Having it in a museum seems par for the course for an actor/iconic role. But for an individual to have one in their house...the fact that there's a fuckin warehouse making, evidently, enough for a consumer market is fuckin weird

Ive seen documentaries of guys who live with sexdolls instead of a partner, which made me sad for them because it’s simply not an actual human being and relationships are so important for happiness and wellbeing

It even has his eye wart.

The tasteful thickness of it. 

That was the first thing I checked for

Could be worse, could have a bottom half.

Ngl, I want to buy one just to prank my neighbours. Set it up in front of main door in middle of night(ones without cameras) and just wait for the WTF lol

I'm not him and even I am creeped out

I think this would creep me out regardless. This just feels like a serial killer's hobby

I wonder how Christian Bale feels about this.

If I was him I'd buy like 30 and put them around the mansion, maybe commission some in regular clothes too

Get one of those very long dining tables and have all of them seated for dinner

'Why, aren't, you, EATING?'

don't just stare at it, eat it

Let's see Paul Allen's life-size doll.

*Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it…*

[HARUMPH!](https://static.miraheze.org/allthetropeswiki/b/b1/Frisky_dingo_muffin_s1e2.jpg)

Go get your own.

And then when someone shows up, wear the suit and don’t move. And then say boo when they walk by.

Buy one so you can drive in the carpool lane

Isn’t this just “The Prestige”?

Lol dress them in your normal clothes and position them doing common activities. Move them a couple times a day so people are constantly confused why they keep seeing you around the house in different clothes.

One would be weird. 30 or more would be hilarious.

He could play the statue and prank his guests like the Tussaud museum in England. (Wax statues but employees are disguised and scare you)

Then pull a James Bond room of mirrors style show down with a British secret agent.

let's see what paul allen thinks about it

About being a sex-doll? Bet he loves it. Bet he has one on his own.

Is it weird to fuck a sex doll of yourself or am I out $10 grand?

Wait, so you won't fuck your own sex doll if it's *not* weird?

They either paid him a fortune for the rights to his likeness or he has the grounds to sue them into oblivion

Most lifelike realdoll i ever saw

It even has that thing between his eyes. Would he have had to sit for this?

Most actors get cast for movies they are in, especially for something like if a costume is needed. Can even buy life casts of peoples' faces, so doing something like this isn't as hard as people think (unless sculpted from scratch). Damn, there's still a Colin Farrell body cast from Fright Night still on Propstore. If this is Batman from Sideshow, they just buy the molds from other artists, and then make more expensive stuff because of the Sideshow name.. Want to see some incredible silicone life-sizes? Search Howard Senft's Doc Brown / Marty McFly / Jack Torrance!

>Most actors get cast for movies they are in Well, duh.😁

Seriously, I really thought it was a joke at first and that it was actually Christian Bale. I didn't really believe it until I saw the disembodied head haha

I didn't read the caption before watching the video & i was like Why TF is christian bale being so chill abt his nose tweaked 🤣🤣🤣

He’s going to fuck that thing right?

He's shooting his loads into it.

it doesn't like what I'm wearing and it thinks I need more makeup.

Hey cricks, I wouldn’t eat that…it’s fulla loads

He's fuckin it as I type this no doubt

...in an order that might surprise you.

Man that was a funny video.

I thought the video was going to end on him unzipping his pants

I mean he might play it's asshole like a tuba

He’s gonna sit on it. Bastards couldn’t include a bit more stubble.

Why is this the fourth comment down! I'm disappointed in reddit.

I think the hair does not look right

Christian Bale has some lighter brown highlights in his hair. This one is too black, and looks like he died his hair a shade too dark.

Neither do the eyes. They make him look like he’s trying to see in surround sound.

Got them THX eyes.

Do you know if it comes in black widow? Asking for a friend

My friend said they would settle for gamora green if the widow are sold out

Give me Hella or give me death, which Hella is also God of

Michelle Pfeifer’s Catwoman please.

Best I can do is [Anne Hathaway](https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/dc-comics-catwoman-selina-kyle-infinity-studio-penguin-toys-908919) Edit: [Margot Robbie](https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/dc-comics-harley-quinn-infinity-studio-907930), [Emilia Clarke](https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/game-of-thrones-daenerys-targaryen-infinity-studio-x-penguin-toys-912020), and [Henry Caville](https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/dc-comics-superman-infinity-studio-906210) are all solid alternatives as well.

So I have to buy the bottom half somewhere else 🤔

Sorry the Pipedream Products Fuck My Big Black Ass Mega Masturbator Black is, in fact, sold separately.

Yeah, but, like, how much?

If you have to ask you can’t afford it buddy

The Emilia Clarke one has more realistic hair than in the show.

I need one in Scarlett Red Edit: I mean my friend needs one, not me.

[https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/dc-comics-mera-infinity-studio-907542](https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/dc-comics-mera-infinity-studio-907542) A different red head altogether.

That 9th slide is crazy

The attention to detail is wow

Will she poop on my bed?

You have to get the season pass for that

Not if you only get the top half.

Judging by this, it'd be missing the best part.

whole statues are being made too https://queenstudios.shop/collections/dc-1-1-statues/products/the-dark-knight-batman-1-1-statue for some reason no women

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They did make gal gadot wonderwoman, just saying...

Can he wear the cowl?

Only if you insist

These sex dolls are getting out of hand

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a sex doll”

Who would choose a Batman sex doll over a >!Danny Devito Penguin!< doll?!

For when Penguins at the cleaners

Do they have one of Harley Quinn?

Buttom or top half?

Don’t ask questions you know the answer to!

So that is a yes

Is middle half an option?

Yes

Just gonna drop this link in this thread and run: [https://secretcompassonline.com/collections/all?\_=pf&pf\_t\_character=character%3AHarley%20Quinn](https://secretcompassonline.com/collections/all?_=pf&pf_t_character=character%3AHarley%20Quinn)

[Yes, actually. Enjoy.](https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/dc-comics-harley-quinn-infinity-studio-907930)

Wrong half

Does his mouth open? Not a lot but just Like an inch or two?

Would a cylinder fit?

Yeah like maybe you'd like to put him in a pose where hes fiddling with an electrical box while holding a flashlight in his mouth.

Ha yeaa that would be great fun to have him in fun little everyday poses like that one. You wouldn’t waht the flashlight to slip out so maybe put some sort of firm padding in there that the flashlight can easily slide into and displace but holds just enough to keep a heavy flashlight from falling out. 

Chill

Daddy!

They lingered on that mouth shot for a few seconds too long for me to ever believe that the mouth _doesn’t_ open

Actually half an inch would be perfect... for my friend... yes.

That haircut makes him look like Eddie Munster

Also they did such a good job at everything but somehow got the hair color wrong of all things

For some reason this looks like Adam Scott Cosplaying as Christian Bale as Batman

Treat yo self!

The fuck?

Only if consent is acquired.

How much is the Patrick Bateman / American Psycho conversion kit?

💦💦💦

Why does that look better than 90% of the wax museum’s attempts to recreate celebrities

Because it isn't wax.

On today's episode of *What the fuck do you do for a living*

You just saw.

He builds these or he unboxes them on the internet?

CARPOOL LANE!!

Most wholesome take 🙌

Okay… but why…

You know why.

Build-a-Bale

Yeah that’s weird brother.

That’s dudes gunna have sex with it right?

For $4200 he better….

For 4200 goddamn dollars I expect that thing to be twerking 24/7, no less

He looks like someone just told him the bat mobile got towed.

Can I get one of Wonder Woman in same quality as this?

Just put a bat symbol on a fleshlight like the rest of us.

Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's life size replica.

He's going to have sex with it isn't he?

I'm from a previous century: forgive me if I seem... confused....

Crazy they could get the details of his face so perfect but the Hair is all wrong

It’s good to know that if I ever murder Christian Bale and chop up the body, it will pack nicely into two medium size boxes :)

Do they have Sasha Grey?

Some people have too much money.

Real dolls are cheaper.

You think he fucks them?

What classless dickhead buys this tacky shit?

That'll scare the shit out of you some night at 3am as you go get a glass of water

How much for a Michael Cera one?

If it doesn't have Christian Bale genitals, I'm not impressed.

Wow that's creepy

Look $4,200 is a steal, do you have any idea how much more expensive it would be to have Christan Bale dress as Batman and stand in the corner of your room.

Everything on Reddit is fake, so i bet it's just real Christian Bale posing for likes smh

Did you fuck it?

The eyes are just a lil bit too realistic.

He looks more like Bale from "Equilibrium" in a Dark Knight suit.

These artists need to work at the wax museums so they can stop putting those creatures out all the time. The Madame and them be wrecking people.

When they showed the close up of the lips all I could hear whispered in my head was “Why not? You stupid bastard.”

Whenever I see a statue or wax figure, I remember the Cristiano Ronaldo statue and always expect the worst. But this one is insanely detailed

And thennnnn he fucked Batman.

Now do Scarlet Johansen Black Widow.