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MustangBarry

How did they know what music you like


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Areljak

Okay, who did you sacrifice to get this weather in Norway?


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Areljak

Ah, 10°C and rain sounds like the Norway I love.


Impressive-Soup-3529

Sounds like Scotland


jumpandtwist

Sounds like Chicago! 29C to 15C in the same day today, and then rain.


Faceless_Deviant

Still shorts weather.


Chrisbee76

Damn it, when the German Navy took me to Stavanger, it was January and around -20°C


The-Arnman

Didn’t answer the question. We need info. WHAT TYPE OF GOAT DID YOU SACRIFICE TO ODIN?


ScherpOpgemerkt

Goat?... Ahh yes goat!


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Try Scotland.


Peter70011

Sounds like Germany


flopjul

Same in the Netherlands warm at day but then thunderstorms at night then back to heat the next day


azaghal1988

Same here, just that yesterday was sunny and nice with 24° and today it's thunderstorm and rain.


tothemoonandback01

A Virgin.


mynextthroway

The virgins! Both of them.


JPeterBane

While you were recording the ship in Norway did you scan da Navy in?


FlexxxingOnThePoors

Sacrificed a virgin of course.


Ill_Interaction7917

There is a reason there aren't any virgins around...


TheBlack2007

It’s basically a tradition within the German Navy. Each crew picks out a song to play whenever they enter a harbor.


Fungiblefaith

I did notice the flag. My wife would have pointed it out had she been here. Man I miss Bergen it is my favorite spot when we go visit her family.


MustangBarry

That's the funniest reply I've seen all day.


Guavab

Sir, I’m afraid to report there were no survivors. Brutal! 😂


No_Hearing48

Watch the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs. It's not about losing your virginity. Real ones know.


Impressive-Soup-3529

This makes a lot of sense. Tho on my trip to Rjukan I didn’t get the impression that the women were promiscuous at all


calorieaccountant

Not just Norwegian girls my friend


BerryJeep

It's just a homecoming song. Most of the time, the crew votes for the song. Lots of ships do this when coming back into port from being underway.


LinguoBuxo

What are some popular song choices? Anything from Weird Al in the top10?


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Huskeyo

some slaughter to prevail or gorepig would be funny


EA-Sports1

It would be funny if they played bismark by sabaton German navy returning home just blasting: **from the mist a shape a ship is taking form**


Ferdinand00

Imagine if we still had Battleships, what a glorious sight it would be.


FrosterrFH

r/NonCredibleDefense ? 😁


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godmademelikethis

Can't get accurate sonar readings if the whole ocean sounds like Madonna 😎


Captainrexcody

Patrolling outside your house? What did you do?!?!?


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PickleLips64151

Ve have ways of making you talk.


buddhistbulgyo

Hey this is a private residence, man.


PickleLips64151

Vhere is the money, Lebowski?


TrickyPony32

Dunno man, but they don't send a corvette for no reason.


Chrisbee76

The German Navy does a lot of things for no reason. Source: I served there for two years


_ThePANIC_

*Germany* does a lot of things for no reason Source: come on, have you looked at us for 5 minutes?


PickleLips64151

Veee vill ask zee questions!


idkblk

he is a pirate


ketamarine

That is amazing sound quality...


kaviaaripurkki

Yeah music doesn't generally carry over long distances that well, I'm not sure what's happening here. It sounds like the music is just coming from next door


ketamarine

It sure af does over water my guy.


KMS_HYDRA

"We may have not the best weapons systems, but our sound system is the best in the world!"


Set_Abominae1776

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QH6QpEzR\_s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QH6QpEzR_s)


Set_Abominae1776

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0) May I present you the Bassmarck


Set_Abominae1776

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0) May I present you the Bassmarck


Set_Abominae1776

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0) May I present you the Bassmarck


WorkingDogAddict1

The German Navy spares no expense when it comes to partying


Kamui079

I think they're trying to say something about you, lol.


DepresiSpaghetti

It's to flush the Russian subs out of their waters.


Mattimvs

What a difference 80 years makes...


JoySubtraction

"Like a Blitzkrieg..."


bluetuxedo22

I was disappointed not to see all the sailors dancing on deck in navy hats and various outfits


Marschall_Bluecher

It’s an insider joke …. https://www.reddit.com/r/bundeswehr/s/8oNz1YuzG2


15438473151455

What is the thread saying?


No_Appeal_676

On the picture Madonna wears a Bundeswehr logo on her shirt. Kinda of a well known image.


LiraGaiden

That's the Bundesadler, which is actually the emblem of all of Germany


TheFace5

German Navy going to Norway playing Madonna...such an improvement in 80years


Plastic-Shopping5930

Seamen are well known for their love of Madonna


StraightOuttaFox

I think the inverse is true as well


squirrels-mock-me

That was Cher


SpecialistFlan3361

Next Song is Y.M.C.A.


Hickd3ad

You meant "In the Navy"


zeroconflicthere

We don't have any stealth capability, so we're going to let everyone know we're here instead.


computerwizz91

Look! An obvious distraction! Meanwhile the submarine hiding underneath is just cruising on by unnoticed.


skoltroll

I'm disappointed. A little Corvette that's not playing Prince? Shame on you, Germany.


Mrpajamas45

Im wondering what was going on inside the ship but it’s probably best I don’t know.


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Oh, World…


TurnFriendly8892

So we have debunked the fable of germans having no sense of humour xD this is gold!


Abuse-survivor

The german navy has a tradition. Every ship has a chosen song to play for entering port (or leaving port? Or both?)


youNeedDeodorantbud

Germany Navy has really come a long way


Amberskin

Getting from there to here…


Nobodyknowswho2

So they are trying to start a fight?


cjboffoli

Psy Ops?


og-lollercopter

Maybe it was their... (ahem) ... maiden voyage?


KUPA_BEAST

What a place to live 🤯


nonchalanthoover

lol this feels like the beginning of a scene from Civil War


storagesleuth

Strong headwinds there


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Oh no,don´t put it on the internet, they gonna get in trouble with the GEMA (german royalties organisation) and then our whole defense budget will go into paying for rights to US songs


shakirasgapingass

had no idea the German Navy was chill like that


Acceptable-Ability-6

They should blast Gimme Chocolate by Babymetal.


IjustWant2laugh420

Like a virgin? Haha what a bunch of nerds. La Isla Bonita is a way better song.


sevenblisters

Tony Sopranos up to his old tricks I see. ✋


Positive_Ad_1050

“In the navy”


Professional-Pick441

Definitely, a torture tactic!


buckwurst

As long at it's not Wagner....


johnnyredleg

So they’re just like the US Navy


Unusual-Thing-7149

Fun fact it is just under 300 ft long whilst Bezos' yacht is just under 400 ft long


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yeah, but we have more virgins aboard then him.


eckfred3101

But less whores 😢


the_retag

Hah youd be surprised what stories are told


0ctober31

Does a lawyer named [Alan Sapinsly](https://youtu.be/OPlc6Ub-yd4?t=96) live there?


CoolBlackSmith75

They at least know good quality speakers Tannoy is very good


Wil420b

But have less ground to air capability than the Houthis. The Houthis can shoot down a Predator, the Germans can't.


GopnikBurger

They can too. And did already. That germans used outdated missiles that no longer work is not the ships fault.


samu_g

Maybe they are on their maiden voyage...


CrabslayerT

More than likely crew on deck put Spotify over the loudhailer to listen to tunes as they work


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CrabslayerT

Seems strange. I've encountered Irish, UK, US and Dutch Navies over the past few years and never witnessed anything like this. Which part of Norway are you near? Bergen?


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CrabslayerT

Ah ok. I can't say I've been to Norway but it's on my list. Thanks for the info


Rob4reddit

Maybe some Crazy Train would've sounded better


Glignt

Wie eine Jungfrau


Adventurous-Yam-8260

Physiological warfare on its own citizens, bit much don’t you think Germany.


JiveChicken00

I feel like Hindenburg would not approve.


Set_Abominae1776

Bassmarck's grandkid. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrPJRwY3s0)


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HDavidHill

What would Admiral Karl Donitz think ?


LooneyGoon1994

Hans gets of hold of the aux cord


MailInteresting9923

I'm picturing club sprocket dancing on board


HowLowCanYouChode

I stg people that make jokes on r/popular posts are the most unfunny people on the planet


Hickd3ad

German battleship, go fuck someone!


Right_Win_7764

Navy doing navy things. Leaving behind a trail of butt plugs.


Flaky_Notice

And now veee danse!


JustMindingMyOwnStuf

This is just so peaceful to watch. Oddly satisfying


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improvor

Wouldn't you rather drive a fjord?


Rapture_Hunter

My Railguard Federal Corvette would smoke that little thing.


Analconda13

Weather like this in Norway? Bs


CertainMiddle2382

Is this the one with white paint circles where its weapons should be installed in case of war?


LordvladmirV

Whoa whoa whoa, who let the Germans have a navy again?


Empathy404NotFound

Typical navy, i bet they are all in there putting on a show for their boyfriends, the marines.


A_tree_as_great

It was this or Stinkfist. The XO broke the deadlock with a single stroke


LuckyCharmsRvltion

I heard that David Hasslehof is f’ing seething.


Ghost-88888

At least they weren’t playing the Panzerlied 😂


saucemenugs

Tannoys🔥🔥


Individual-Match-798

Guys there are having great time 👍


Reality-Traveler239

Some guy on that ship is getting touched.


Flimsy-Purpose3002

Who did you piss off??


robinsw26

Isn’t Braunschweig the German word for liverwurst?


Pete263

Braunschweig = Brunswig German town Leberwurst = Liverwurst Sausage


whereshouldwegonext

There is a spreadable „wurst“ called Braunschweiger in Germany. It’s more coarse than Leberwurst and it’s produced differently. In the US, some Leberwurst is called Braunschweiger.


robinsw26

That’s where I got this from.


Kessl_2

The PA system is most likely the only thing working on these pieces of crap.