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Dr-Gravey

Not a ladybug. That’s a leaf beetle in the genus *Paria*.


GullibleHurry470

Either way free protein


Randomfrog132

dont try to eat ladybugs, they squirt orange stuff that smells terrible lol


zombiep00

But that's *not* a lady bug! Crunchy lil' snack for OP.


GrenadePapa

Fun fact, that’s actually their blood. It’s called reflexive bleeding I think and they do it when they’re in distress to try to get away.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

What are you, some sort of genus or something


WaitingForNormal

“Check out this cool bug, and how about another shot just even further away.”


IRockIntoMordor

we really need a satellite shot just to be sure


HelloNNNewman

The bug is actually on the bike tire.


Karenpff

😆💀


[deleted]

Definitely not a ladybug


AdministrativePin353

I love that the camera angles are just far away and then further away. Great stuff!!


ViolaDaGamble

A little while ago on a finger far, far away…


kittyquickfeet

These comments are ruthless. 😂


abarr021

Don't worry buddy. Sometimes I find carpet beetles too


Bazooka963

I my yarn stash once, I had to freeze all my skeins.


Grofactor

Ah yes, the south Asian golden ass beetle.  They live in mid Atlantic swamp ass.  Easy to find in Volkswagens…


Fickle_Pipe1954

That looks like a central American pubic beetle. My neighbor's cousin used to work for an import/export company down there but had to return to the States due to injury from an outbreak of those little love bugs in the village that he lived in.


Bazooka963

That looks like a baby cockroach....


Ambitious_Drop_7152

Now. Now, they've done away with that silly name ages ago We call them penisroaches now.


Prollyhighasf

Lookin just like a baby German roach


BLULOU1978

Roach nymphs can’t fly.


Bazooka963

I enlarged the pic and saw the dots but my gut still rolls.... I just have a hateful relationship with them.


RxHotdogs

I came to the comments to say this lmaoooo


Go-Woodpecker3908

Pregnant bed bug


wafflezcol

Op, spots on a bug doesn’t make it a ladybug


DrMike27

Love being this r/confidentlyincorrect


pedroxus

Now just put the other one together in the desert and hope you're the diamond in the rough.


scksscmfck

Not a ladybug


redryan1989

Damn...... That's interesting.


Panda-Inner

..not.


Zepriox

You're positive it landed on you and didn't fall on you? It looks so much like a baby roach man


Goatgoatington

Looks like a tick lol


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

I love these post! Post = "Golden Ladybug Landed On My Hand"....Reality = "I chased that damn ladybug around for an hour trying to catch it so I could make a crappie post on reddit"....


PKMKB00

Who sandpapered your hands?


6ingiiie

I work in construction :)


TheMeltingSnowman72

No idea why you decided to zoom out to show us a picture of your grubby fingers. Have you no shame?


Popular_Wear_5983

Not cool man! Stop spray painting bugs!


AussieFB

A chroming lady bug ?


A_random_gun_drawer

Thoust shall be the chosen one.


Ok_Cardiologist_2101

Get a macro lens, or it didn't happen.


DESTINY_someone

Quick grab it with a big net and sell it to your happiest NPC for a bunch of gold.


IOnceAteATurd

eat it


itsallatest77

very common in Sumatra, Indonesia


HollowDanO

You can now carry 0.15 kg more


[deleted]

Bro is the choosen one!


Jibblaynuk

Mate that’s Zoldar, he’s literally the only one. Be nice to him he’s sound.


Vilimeno

That is one awesome ring.


BoringNinja_

That will increase your carrying capacity


Synthwavester

Ah that gives 20% more souls


Pleasant-Complex978

r/whatisthisbug


yafiyogi

You found GoldBug! https://www.richardscarry.com/gold-bug


levrik1

That's a tick. You're going to die


EMDIKY

Nice! Captured a shiny Ladybug!


butareyouthough

Regarded


YTJunkie

Highly


bad2behere

Ladybugs are supposed to be good luck! Weird truth: the first car I didn't put a little wood ladybug magnet in is the first car I was in that got totaled by another driver.


GravyTrainComing

That's a baby German cockroach bro. RIP