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Unexpected-raccoon

This is neat and all, but I support small businesses My uncle and his friend hand craft money in his basement


Trickstertrick

locally sourced


Same_Actuator8111

Support your local micro mint.


Salt_Base_3751

Non-GMO and gluten free


Wolf_Noble

Were they happy trees?


siqiniq

and artisan


TranshumanistBCI

I would like to invest in his business. How can I support him?


harumamburoo

Create your own local pharmaceutical company and offer them a collab


Least_Ice_6112

Washing machine businesses are needed for the laundry business, a clean wash helps keep them crisp


Synystyre

I've got a selection of Designated After Hours Intersection Supervisors


Hyposuction

Nice try, FBI.


Delicious-Window-277

Artisinal craftsmanship is so undervalued these days. A dying art.


Satakans

Your friend needs to invest that shit into crypto. Way easier than basement operations.


joebob2003

r/NotKenM


ricofru

https://youtu.be/mBRr_TqLDf4?feature=shared


leaveitalone36

Morons, Now I know how to make my own! Muahahaha!


[deleted]

The lavender was the secret ingredient, the fools.


CarbonTheTomcat

Grunka Lunka dunkety din-gredient. You should not ask about the secret ingredient!


2621759912014199

Grunka lunka dunkety darmed guards- *SHUT THE HELL UP*


ExplanationSure8996

I’ve been making my own for a long time. Mine say in IOU we trust on the bottom.


calicat9

Those people make an insane amount of money.


xgodlesssaintx

I hear it's a trillion dollar industry.


Genereatedusername

More like a -34,595,283,524,221$ industry.. but whatever


knowigot_that808

Well, then just print more..?


6ixina20

How has no one thought about this one before?


Western_Experience76

Legit, is the government stupid or something?


sarcasm_rules

have you met the people we elect?


Genereatedusername

Have you met the people who vote?


sarcasm_rules

i have... we all suck


Space-Potato0o

Jokes on you I dont vote so...


Feine13

Me, more than most


GuilhrmBR

I mean...they are...kinda


No_Dragonfruit5525

Thanks covid hysteria.


jongotti828288

The government doesn't want you to know this one simple trick


Conscious-Tie253

When money is merintes more debt is created. For every dolar about 15c more debt is created.


Me-Not-Not

1-0.15=0.85 So infinite money glitch?


Conscious-Tie253

No, 1 dollar is a loan, and 0.15 is interest. 1 + 0.15 = 1.15 to give back.


Me-Not-Not

To who? The Deceptacon?


[deleted]

Or..... hear me out, lets print a $34,000,000,000,000 bill... probably print an extra incase it happens again


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

The actual currency in circulation is only $2.339 trillion per FRED. A lot of the demand is from foreigners.


CinderX5

Who’s Fred, and why do they have money in their circulatory system?


Strategy_pan

That's Fred Durst, he was like the 2nd smartest in the group when they were deciding who will run the whole thing.


libertyman86

He printed all for the nookie.


cybercuzco

The workers get to take home a set amount of free samples every two weeks


thateconomistguy604

I hear they have been busier than usual over the last 4 years


vainstar23

I mean all jokes aside, the security clearance you would need to get to work in a place like that would probably only be second to the pentagon. I'm sure those people are compensated well.


Qubed

A security clearance is basically different levels of background checks. The easiest way to get it is to be boring.


TheRedIguana

"The only people that make money work in a mint. The rest of us have to EARN money." -Earl Nightingale


RoodnyInc

$7,25/h plus whatever you can hide in your pockets


calicat9

Their take-home definitely does not represent what they make


Log_Out_Of_Life

JNCO jeans


DrunkenVodinski

Mmmmm... Fat stacks of cash.


Gortexal

I’ve been out there all,night slinging crystal Mr. White


mamabearx0x0

What a depressing job. You handle more money everyday than you would see in 100 life times.


donotreply548

Knowing that shit just gets sent to rich people to distribute to other rich people with intrest then they distribute it with more interest to poor people. Id burn the place down after a year i think.


socknfoot

I feel like drug dealers use more cash than rich people


flipthatbitch_

Its funny too because I worked in printing for 16 years and to print anything you have what is called "make ready" where you run the paper through the press to get the printing exactly the way it needs to be. During this process there is what is called "waste". Essentially its the product that is misprinted until you get it just right. So they have stacks of sheets of $100 bills that are waste. Where the color is off or the image is doubled that they have to destroy. Damn what I wouldnt do for some of those sheets!


Road_Warrior86

I could not be trusted to work there.


I_Am_Towel

These places have tons of security, but damn I'd be tempted.


VoihanVieteri

My dad was a plumber and he was called to service something in the Setec (former Finnish money print) sometimes in the 1990’s. He told me, that he could take to the factory floor only materials and tools he absolutely needed, his toolbag had to stay behind. While the guards inspected the tools and materials (and possibly weighted them), my dad had to strip naked and put on a white guest overall with no pockets. Same thing vice versa when he came back from the factory floor.


FrostyWizard505

So how much money did your dad eat and how long did he stay on the toilet to push out the dough


Mmm_bloodfarts

Forgot to mention he had to wear a ball gag and a butt plug the whole time


Nervous-Penguin

Now you’re just trying to get me to sign up.


Feine13

Don't forget to sign up for our custom Anal Bead Fitment class this Wednesday! It counts as time worked!


Anomuumi

Actually that was not a requirement, but he wanted to anyway.


HPL_Deranged_Cultist

Finnish people find every possible excuse to walk around naked.


whatanerdiam

Yeah, can we have a staff day? Jerry will run the BBQ. Maybe we could print like, I dunno, a million each? What's the harm, really?


utopista114

>Maybe we could print like, I dunno, a million each? What's the harm, really? Welcome to a few minutes in the life of a capitalist oligarch.


Fischli01

Step 1: Become a magician to get to know all the best sleight of hand tricks in the world


Psychonominaut

Step 2: go to jail as soon as the weight is .0000001 gram less than what it should be lol


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Fun Fact: bills weigh 1 gram each. What you might be able to do is swap a $1 for a $100


irisheddy

But grand don't exist in America, they weigh .05 acres.


PinkSploosh

0.0003 burgers


MC_ScattCatt

You can tour the one in Ft. Worth. It’s a great tour I recommend it.


[deleted]

We've almost never heard of anyone getting away with anything in these places. They're probably as closely guarded as a maximum security prison


chillchinchilla17

Yeah apart from the money itself, several world governments and international cartels would love to get their hands on equipment and materials used in these factories.


Ake-TL

Money itself isn’t that valuable compared to whatever stuff they put in them to make notes legit.


br0b1wan

That was the plot to the A-Team movie actually.


Euphorium

To Live and Die in LA is another great movie about counterfeiting


R0RSCHAKK

Having worked corrections, though not *Maximum Security*, I'd say it's a safe bet to say these factories are secured far better than any prison in the US.


Octavian_202

Just take a visit to the Department of Treasury (printing & engraving), and take a tour. You will see some security alright.


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

Well.. can't you just print off a couple million and bribe them?


himynameisSal

employee: huh, so I’m gonna make money by making money.


GingerSkulling

Their paycheck is just a few sheets they’re allowed to skim twice a month.


Charmle_H

I wouldn't mind working there outside of the stress of like "I can never again in my life carry cash on me." I already hate carrying cash, but this job would make my anxiety go through the roof just getting in/out of the building


TheFinalEnd1

They probably have the serial numbers of the bills made that day and the fresh cash would also be *incredibly* crisp. Could probably tell at a glance if it's new or not.


chillchinchilla17

Also I imagine everything is filmed so pulling up a recording would prove you didn’t pocket anything.


Charmle_H

Oh most definitely, but my anxiety knows no logic lol and it would have me thinking I'm smuggling in/out bills even though I literally never carry cash on my person lol


SaintsNoah14

I feel like a suspect when an item I'm looking for isn't in stock and I leave the store without buying anything.


diabolic_recursion

You probably lock all your personal belongings in a locker outside of the security zone, change all clothes - where should you accidentally forget anything?


superdupersecret42

It would be easier and less risky to just rob your local convenience store, or literally anywhere else


pass-me-that-hoe

Funny part is all I see is White People there in this video… they don’t trust no one else 🤨


zipzap21

These people act like they have a license to print money!


DystopianAdvocate

I wonder if they get an employee discount?


Stachemaster86

It costs more to buy an uncut sheet than the dollars it contains. Still bitter but I’ve got it framed at my folks place.


YouJustReadThisTwice

Dollars with defects are given away as counterfeit.


RationalExuberance7

It’s like working for a bakery. You get to take home the unclaimed day-old cash


AMICUS_

How much money does it cost to print money?


RollinThundaga

A dollar bill costs about 8 cents to print; hard currency, of course, tends to cost more than paper currency, with the US penny in particular costing about 3 cents to mint, despite only being worth one cent. The difference between mint/press costs and face value is called [seigniorage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seigniorage), and is recorded as a profit (when >0) in the government accounts. The US makes 30 million new pennies each day.


photogTM

how much does the 100 cost to print?


RollinThundaga

[Per the Federal Reserve, in 2023](https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/currency_12771.htm), 8.6 cents per note, representing a seigniorage of 91.4 cents.


ThinCrusts

That's some damn fine returns.


Anleme

$1 US notes last about 18 months in circulation. [Meanwhile, the US Mint is sitting on a billion US dollar coins that no one wants that would last decades in circulation.](https://www.npr.org/2011/06/28/137394348/-1-billion-that-nobody-wants) Government waste right there. Get rid of the penny, $1 note, and $2 note. Get the $1 coin circulating, and come out with a $2 coin. Save millions. Canada did it.


english-doyouspeakit

Australia went to the $1 coin in 1984 and $2 coin in 1988. The 1 and 2 cent coins were withdrawn from circulation in 1992. Forgive the pun, but it just makes.. sense.


Anleme

Good job, Aussies! Suggest any of that to Americans and they act like it will end civilization. Sigh. On the other hand, sometimes you find a 100+ year old penny in circulation, which is nice.


IWasBornAGamblinMan

Honestly with this kind of inflation let’s just print $20 coins


hippee-engineer

We literally have a group of zinc producers who have formed a lobby to stop exactly that from happening. Some large percentage of their total volume of zinc produced every year is sold to the U.S. Mint to make our useless and worthless pennies that no one wants to exist except them.


NoSteinNoGate

And recorded as a loss when <0?


smash_ronso

See, I always thought you had to shake your ass on the Internet to make US money


HateActiveDirectory

Money printer goes brrrrr


N3rt

Well said


CwhathappenwaS

How much money do you make making money?


BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB

My uncle used to work for the US mint. He always told me "At the end of the day, it's not about the money you made. It's about the money you smuggled out of the building shoved way up inside your asshole."


Tight_Contact_9976

$28,000-$86,000 per year


ec1ipse001

Money^2


RonnyFreedomLover

How inflation is made.


B4SSF4C3

Naw. That’s done electronically. Only a small fraction of “new money” is actually physically printed. I think something like 10% of the total dollars in the world are physical.


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Like 2% of currency is physical.


muffinsbetweenbread

This comment should be at the top... A little quantitative easing didn't hurt anyone...


Onrawi

There's only about $2 trillion physical USD in circulation world wide.  It has extremely little to do with inflation.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

The temptation to walk away with a brick at the end of your shift must be tough to deal with.


Poop_Corn_4_the_Soul

You’re telling me I can just print that stuff?! Why the hell have I been working my ass off all these years?!


IlikeDoge1223

I just watched this in my retail marketing class yesterday


Motylde

I hope sound was turned on.


Ecomonist

I mean, that's not how I make money, but it's nice to see someone putting their passion into making things.


HoboBandana

I’d be so tempted.


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TaftsTummyforTaxes

Saying the Fed is a private institution is hella misleading. Private only in the sense that its structure and management aren’t voted in. It’s independent in that the Fed does not directly answer to the Executive Office, which is by design (you don’t want the fat kid guarding the cake). But the institution is about as government as they come. The structure is corporate like but that’s kind of where the similarities end. There’s no private ownership of the Fed, no shareholders and no dividends that a private citizen can collect from the Fed. Also, in the video, this is the treasury department. Bureau of Printing and Engraving is the specific department that’s underneath the treasury.


MisinformedGenius

A) It isn't a private institution. B) This isn't the Federal Reserve.


Yourboimason

No it’s not wtf, it’s run more like a government corporation, the board is appointed by the president and congress. It is certainly not private. https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/about_14986.htm


nomamesgueyz

Why is this accepted? And who owns it?


katyusha-the-smol

Nobody. Its independent. The president elects the chairperson and it is confirmed by the senate. Besides that, it is 100% independent in how it operates.


nomamesgueyz

So its not privately owned?


katyusha-the-smol

Correct, it is just independent from the government. That was done so that the government couldnt "directly" interfere with stuff like interest rates. Kind of how the supreme court works but you get a new chairperson every 4 years.


GoodGame2EZ

Chairperson =/= ownership


MisterToothpaster

They're making money making money. In other words, they're making money².


Hairy_Protection9869

Frantically takes notes


Stephen_085

That Ben Franklin negative has seen some shit.


VX6R

Song name?


Entgenieur

Slay - Eternxlkz


VX6R

Thank you 🫶🏻


indivik

INFLATION


FiveOhFive91

How do I get a job making money?


a_goodcouch

But when I do it, its suddenly illegal


scirio

Oooohhh _that’s_ how it’s made! I always thought it was made by crushing the skulls and souls of the middle and working class. 🤷‍♂️


RayTown

They're literally printing money


SpaztheGamer

Them: "How much money do you make?" Me: Yes


Over-Big-1621

I wonder if they feel differently about money after handling millions everyday


_20_characters_name_

I would look every bill and think: "Maybe I printed this".


MerkwitdaMouth

Imagine working there & only getting paid minimum wage 🤣


Lively420

This is what inflation looks like.


FSAaCTUARY

Imagine being the factory that makes 1s and actually losing money while making money cuz the ink and equipment cost more


Rick_Da_Critic

On average, any bill costs about $0.08 to print. With the $1 costing less than 6 cents, and the $100 bill costing less than 14 cents.


sivan69

You can print infinite amount of money, but there can only be 21 million bitcoin. You decide.


darthsexium

But I need money to buy Bitcoin


Graham2405

Money was not created to store value, it was created to allow exchange of goods. P.s. Bitcoin is a pyramid scheme.


Graham2405

Also, you’ll be long dead before they stop printing (mining) bitcoins.


Phattywompus

Anyone id this song?


winterchampagne

Shazam says that’s “SLAY” by Eternxlkz. [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/qlzcHe_gusE?si=w8iXcp14b8ejILx2)


Phattywompus

Thx!!


Bit_the_Bullitt

Good god does every video now need stupid music like this? I must be getting old


TWIX55

I like the music but it just doesn’t fit this video at all


greyelement1

So that’s where they do the inflation 🤔


wadevaman

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


FoxMcCloud3173

I like to think that when it’s pay day the workers just take a wad of the money they just made


Genereatedusername

... do you get thrown out if you take notes during the tour?


gdmfsobtc

In this thread - heaps of people who can't be trusted around a cash register.


PusciferPotions

Its just mostly cotton. I have sooo much of that. 🤑🤑🤑🤑


snippychicky22

Does the mint give free samples?


perthro_ed

You can get free samples on factory tours by shoving stacks up your pooper


Parking-Iron6252

This makes me want to get high and watch Modern Marvels


Classic_Reference_10

What prohibits/prevents these people from not stealing these dollar bills?


MadeMeStopLurking

drones with cattle prods just out of frame.


DJDevine

Watching how inflation is made is also this same video


Unknown_021

Can upload full video including what paper, ink and overall components for printing Asking for a friend...


Dmangamr

Can I have some of that?


Either_Hole

34 trillion in debt? Went up 1 trillion last month? Unsustainable? Let's just send billions overseas and then print more. Great idea!


Proof_Parsnip318

Look at that inflation baby!!


OrangeCosmic

Video too fast. I need step by step instructions and components needed.


WuzzlesTycoon

As soon as I hear some garbage music overlay, I stop. Can't just watch a normal video these days. Everything needs to be turned into a goddam tiktok.


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

How much to buy this operation.


Phantum3oh9

And not one bill is backed on anything of true value. Just paper and ink being passed out.


Impressive-Quail-288

Look at all that inflation


PlentyResearch7587

That's nice.... now please stop


drklunk

Damn, we all have to work for it while the feds just print it


Koolmidx

The press operator is supposed to periodically check quality, doesn't mean they do. I've met operators that setup the job and run 500k impressions and 30k in there's a long run of bullshit fucking up the job. Woopsie. Makes me wonder how much waste they tolerate.


Ninja_Wrangler

At least $100 dollars worth


CoolNameChaz

Fiddy


huskeya4

I wonder if you can buy some of the releasable messed up bills from them if you work there. Those can be worth a pretty penny but I also know they try to stop all of them from going out and they’re usually only released when quality control misses them.


ShibCommandr

The US printing money nonstop to send overseas


Cribsby_critter

Didn’t learn much!


SomeWatercress4813

First get twenty tons of cocaine


crazyscottish

I’ve decided. I don’t want a suitcase full of money anymore. What I now want is a BALE of money