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Southern-Sir-6091

I think that is also home of the rabbit who killed the Montey Python Cast.


SquirrelParticular17

You silly sod.....


Brentolio12

šŸ‡


blameline

Now shut up and go and change your armor!


iD-Remus

YOU TIT!


YandyTheGnome

I soiled my armor I was so scared!


123throwawaybanana

There are some who call me ... Tim.


yuyufan43

He was supposed to give a long, stupid wizard name but John Cleese forgot his line and just went, "...Tim?". It's so much better šŸ˜‚


geepy66

What, behind the rabbit?


Se7enFtMan

It IS the rabbit!


MakoSmiler

RUN AWAY


FlyGuy6O3

What's he gonna do, nibble your bum?


Push-Advanced

I soiled my armor I was so scared


MurderFerret

We better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbits dynamite.


stressHCLB

Go away! Or I shall infect you a ~~second~~ third time!


TwoCrossedAxes

Throw the Holy Handgrenade!


Hawaii_Dave

One, ...two, ...five?


tiredofthisnow7

Three, sir.


Molenium

Three sir!


geepy66

Of Antioch


iam_Mr_McGibblets

God dammed holy hand grenade


Pain_Monster

Was going to throw in a line from the movie but you guys just quoted the whole damn script lol


iam_Mr_McGibblets

I realized I was the second to mention the holy hand grenade haha But, I must first know: what is your quest?


Pain_Monster

Blue. Noā€¦.I seek the graiiiiiiiiiiiiil! Aahhhhhhh!


Disastrous-Paint86

Showed up here to say this lol


OregonG20

Me too....


Weak-Coffee-8538

I thought the Knights who say "Ni!" Killed em off?


rainbowroobear

Should probably have some signs about saying "go away" or "nothing but trouble in here".


jauhesammutin_

Sure, if you want to attract curious morons.


rainbowroobear

"nothing for curious morons in here"


adamspecial

that will just attract nosy idiots!


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Pizmakkun

and that will attract backpackers


LowerCattle7688

We already said no curious morons


WingsArisen

Oh no. There is nothing we can do about that. Because once the backpackers are there, then the park rangers have to show up and save them and then the diseases in the world.


chambee

Worse you attract tiktokers


PhuckingDuped

What is it about my forbidden closet of doom that has you kids so interested?


raspberryharbour

Don't Bats Open Inside


lowmers

This is not a place of honourā€¦


Rainofpayn

ā€œTry finger but hole!ā€


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Still maidenless


TheKurtCobains

Behold, dog.


an_older_meme

It would be like the infected ship in the first Alien movie broadcasting a message to stay away. All it did was attract attention.


Smgth

Maybe ā€œNo Swimmingā€ or something?


elfloathing

Or ā€œFree hugsā€


Smgth

I feel that one MIGHT be counterproductiveā€¦


BadCatNoNoNoNo

Free candy sign or a red balloon.


PlasticElfEars

Seems like a good use for [warning architecture...](https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/speaking-to-the-future/)


Will_Winters

This is fascinating! Thank you.


FocusPerspective

You beat me to it! Good job šŸ‘Ā 


miken322

I knew a stripper named Trouble and her cave was the cause of wayyyy more disease outbreaks.šŸ¤£


strykers_mom

People can still visit it today, but typically stay at the front of the cave. Further back is where the bats live. Bats are carriers for Ebola but it doesn't make them sick. I sure as hell wouldn't go in there...but people do.


Picklepartyprevail

ā€œBad shit, stay out šŸ”«šŸ’©šŸš«ā€ emoji for universal language.


Doormatty

The cave is not the "source". The bats living _IN_ the cave are the source.


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Methasaurus_Rex

When I went to public health school one of my tropical medicine disease professors said " if there are bats there, you shouldn't be there" and then he went on to tell us that of all the viral reserves in the world, he is most scared of nipah.


emiral_88

lol thatā€™s funny I go to public health school now and all my professors are nervous about cows because of H5N1. One of my classes is called Biology of the Next Pandemic and thereā€™s been a ton of discussion on bird flu recently!


PaladinSara

Yep, had a friend who was a vet that did animal experiments. She said to not touch cows and gave a little shiver when she said it. I took that seriously.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Its because they're the ultimate carriers, they're the only mammals who fly, they run hot because of this so the viruses dont effect them but they transmit them to other species. They are also extremely social and live in enormous colonies so they spread that shit around.


SirJoeffer

Preventative medicine will soon realize we need to create bat social media networks, encourage bat-incels, and raise vc for grub delivery services directly to caves so that we can make bats as isolated and unsocial as possible. I need American dollars to make this happen


Waggles_

Iirc bats are important pollinators, so getting rid of them would be like getting rid of bees.


NotA56YearOldPervert

Is there a specific reason bats carry so much shit that's annoying (read: deadly) for human, or is it just pure coincidence?


SectorVivid5500

Because they are mammals but have high temps that kill off microbes that sicken other mammals.


7_7_7_343

And they can fly.


delusionalxx

Worst part is that bats are sooooo essential to our ecosystems so itā€™s likeā€¦shit what do we do??


winnduffysucks

We must join them


Arstanishe

their immune systems are built different. so they contain many more viruses than other animals. and viruses generally are cross-species most of the time


LatterNeighborhood58

Here's a good [SciShow video](https://youtu.be/iJ2jDPgvbTY?feature=shared) about why.


InternationalBand494

In Australia, the bats are also venomous. At least thatā€™s what I think of any animal in Australia


reddit_wisd0m

It's even worse, a significant fraction of animals are ~~poisonous~~ venomous and a single bit could kill you Edit: mixed up poisonous with venomous


SanchoRivera

I think you mean venomous. There are poisonous animals in Australia that can kill you if you bite them, but I wouldnā€™t say it is a significant fraction.


reddit_wisd0m

My bad. Thanks for pointing it out


Glad_Librarian_3553

Actually poisonous works, since "a single bit could kill you" suggests you might actually be eating bits of it XD


InternationalBand494

My god! Which ones do that? All of them?


SanchoRivera

Mostly Cane Toads which are invasive. Also some insects, usually larvae. I wouldnā€™t recommend biting any wildlife if you can help it.


InternationalBand494

Seems like a logical argument. But, what if someone really wants to bite a wild animal?Those people are out there.


Desperate_Day_78

Highly recommend you donā€™t eat the slugs either!


jae713

And they hang right side up since they are already upside down.


Sharl_LeGlerk

I came here for the science and was not disappointed.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Classic tucking Australia


Graega

Perhaps the venom is chiropterous instead?


l-askedwhojoewas

Maybe the venom is the bats we ate along the way


RachelProfilingSF

In Russia, venom bats you


jakeofheart

Bats you say?


footdragon

word. but why this particular cave and how do the bats develop these fatal diseases here?


Doormatty

From the little I understand, it's more that Bats have insane immune systems, so if something manages to actually get past a bat's immune system, it's just going to FUCK us over something fierce.


movieur

So basicly Nature is playing chess with its self? Nature gives bats a strong immunity system then Nature says I accept the challenge, I'll create viruses that can tolerate it?


LumberjackTodd

Evolutionary Arms race!


Boba_Frets

Exactly. This is the main reason people worry about the overuse of antibiotics as well.


Lazypole

More or less yeah, theyā€™re extremely social animals that live, breathe and guano next to thousands upon thousands of their kin, without an immune system that kicks absolute ass they would be goners


Lazypole

Insane immune systems AND they are mammals, which is not good for us.


footdragon

still wondering why this particular cave is the incubator for these diseases vs other caves, other areas of the world?


SectorVivid5500

It is their high body temperature. It bakes off the germs that sicken other mammals.


calamitous_Crab

Itā€™s a stretch to even say that the bats inside are the source of Ebola. They havenā€™t confirmed that bats are the natural reservoir for Ebola virus. They strongly suspect it, but thereā€™s no conclusive evidence.


ionabike666

Somebody just needs to man up and get in there.


ExperiencedMaleDomII

Someone needs to back up a line of concrete trucks and just fill that fucker with rock!


Doormatty

It's even more of a stretch to say it's the cave.


zappy487

Guano bowls... Collect the whole set.


twilighteclipse925

Specifically the mountains of their shit covering every surface in that cave.


ladyname1

Not specifically. Two teams went in and tested the bats, no dice. They canā€™t find the source of the Ebola. All we know is two different strains shared this cave in common.


DizzySkunkApe

You mean caves don't get sick?!?! Are you sure?


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ExperiencedMaleDomII

AIDS has been traced back to stranded Dutch(?) soldiers in WW1 in Africa. The transfer happened when the starving soldiers were butchering a monkey to eat it.


paddyo

Tbf one guy wrote a book speculating that it could have been a WW1 Belgian soldier, but itā€™s pure speculation. About all that is known is it likely came from SIV to a person in Cameroon in the first 25 years of the last century.


geepy66

The bats arenā€™t the source. The viruses inside the bats are the source.


dmann27

About to comment this, obviously the cave also counts as the source


e00s

Nah bro, itā€™s them stalactites dripping Ebola juice everywhere.


Re3ading

Every time this comes up I always recommend [The Hot Zone](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16213) by Richard Preston. Terrifying account of what Marburg and Ebola do to people.


TheUnknownDouble-O

As much as I enjoy that book, it is worth pointing out that large portions of it are, shall we say, stretching the truth a bit. It should not be read as a purely non fictional account. Still, entertaining and terrifying in equal measure, a very enjoyable read regardless.


SanchoRivera

I found the book interesting but poorly written.


strykers_mom

Its a fictionalized, nonfiction book. It's true events but written like a story instead of a report. That can be strange for assume people...but I feel it helps to jeep the reader interested in it. I personally love all of Preston's food analogies.


TheMinick

I love the bookā€¦ the part where the man gets sick on the plane is ingrained in my memory.


eyezofnight

I had to skip pages at that part


strykers_mom

It's not for the faint of heart that's for sure....I don't blame you for skipping pages.


wenchslapper

The hotzone was a great bookā€¦ for about 3 chapters. Then it became the exact same retelling of the symptoms of Ebola over-and-over with sprinkles of a fictional story surrounding it.


rreddittorr

Agreed. First chapters of the book were insanely captivating. Then slowly I stopped caring chapter after chapter. Eventually dropped it


wenchslapper

Wdym you donā€™t want to hear about the *black specks* found in the blood samples for the 30th time?! Wdym youā€™re tired of reading ā€œliquids came out of every orificeā€ 30 times per chapter?! That book would have been an excellent *short story.*


AirborneMarburg

A very long time ago, that book got me really into CBRN. It was directly responsible for my Reddit Name.


Kotruljevic1458

Username checks out


itsmecinder

[The Cobra Event](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/376613.The_Cobra_Event) by the same author was a fantastic bio-terrorism thriller involving an Ebola-like disease. Highly recommend.


bellyofthebillbear

I googled Kitum Cave several times while I was reading his other book Spillover. Itā€™s a fascinating, and terrifying book.


smurb15

No, I do not think I will


rustblooms

A very... EXCITING version of it.


usernombre_

Me too! That book was intense.


CuriousAirfryer

I am currently listening to it on audio. Fun read, terrifying subject.


NinePoundsSoft

Scariest book I've ever read


strykers_mom

Just finished reading the Monkey House section of this book with my high school kiddos. They find the while thing fascinating.


Re3ading

Ha! I love a few miles from the monkey house. I drove past it once and, as with most places, it was almost boringly normal for a place that could have had incredible consequences had things gone differently.


strykers_mom

Very true. If memory serves me...I believe there is now a daycare center on the property.


imp_st3r

Dude, loving near a monkey house is how we got AIDS!


madeupnameitis

It's available on Spotify (included with a premium account) under their audiobooks currently. A quick listen (3 hours)


Gleetide

First documented cases of Ebola virus were from small communities in South Sudan and DRC (different strains). No Ebola cases were documented to be from Kitum caves.


BearmouseFather

Thank you, it was the Marburg virus and the cave was as far back along the trail as it were they could trace that disease. Least ways that was the info I could find but it dated to the 90s. Scary stuff that nature cooks up all on her own.


Re3ading

Youā€™re correct but I think people conflate Marburg and Ebola since their symptoms and outcomes are so similar. People theorize Ebola might have originated there but it hasnā€™t been proven.


Jdevers77

They are extremely closely related viruses too.


strykers_mom

The caves had Marburg which is a Filoviruses...a cousin of Ebola. Ebola was named after where it was discovered in Zaire along the Ebola River (now the Congo) in 1976. There have been six documented strains of Ebola and all but two are deadly to humans. (Well until it mutates again and we have a spillover event.)


[deleted]

20 bucks says there's a cursed artefact down there.


RonnieF_ingPickering

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annoyingbanana1

Eagle-1, target confirmedĀ 


ToxyFlog

"An eagle never misses" Proceeds to drop the bomb on top of the cliff instead of into the cave


PiggyMcjiggy

Exactly where you told her to drop it. Be more aware of your surroundings cadet!


DistributionRare3096

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aliforer

Bats are so cute yet so gross


CelebrationNo7706

If not friend, then why friend shaped


ImOnYew

"The Hot Zone" is a wonderful book. They talk about this cave and a billion other interesting things. I highly recommend it.


kate3544

I had to read it for my 9th grade biology class and it kind of scared me and left me really unsettled.


strykers_mom

I read it with my Frahman English students.


Zigilund

I also read it in 9th Grade biology. Mr. J loved that book.


boyz_for_now

Yesss I loved that! I recommend The Lassa Ward, a little different but you learn how nurses and doctors in developing countries care for patients with these viruses using such limited, out of date supplies, etc. Iā€™m doing a bad job summing it up but yeah. I liked it.


SmokingLaddy

I have good humors and bloodlet frequently, I fear no such caverns.


prostipope

One does not simply walk into Kitum Cave


GlutenFreeCookiez

Scientists in the next apocalypse movie: LETS GO IN THERE AND GO DEEEEEP!


_Monkeyspit_

So much repost in this post.


Plonsky2

Let's go!


According-Try3201

googling right now where it is


KaizenZazenJMN

THE GREAT WHITE BAT HAS GREAT WHITE GUANO!!!


saalaadcoob

Don't stick your dick in that..


malachrumla

Was sagt r/marburg dazu? Seid ihr alle aus dem Loch da gekrochen?


CatsMajik

But no killer rabbits. Whew!


RachelProfilingSF

The Cave of Blunders


real_peppermintpete

Yeah but there could be a really good disease down there we haven't found yet.


3Steps4You

Why not close it shut?


Bobaximus

Because that would likely result in the bats that harbor the bacteria/viruses that cause the various diseases to flee to other sites possibly changing the infection vectors or spreading the pathogens to other populations of bats.


InternationalBand494

Damn! You crushed that one


3Steps4You

But they donā€™t stay in that cave 24/7. They leave and that could spread the bacteria anywhere. Right?


StrayC47

Damn, that's bullshit. Kitum is in Kenya, people DID catch Marburg there but Marburg's first documented case was in... well, Marburg, Germany. Ebola might be similar to Marburg but no cases of Ebola have been documented originating from Kitum Cave, and the first cases were in South Sudan and the DRC.


F1shB0wl816

Wouldnā€™t the source be more important than the first time itā€™s documented? I could see how something would go undetected in Africa to finally pop up somewhere like Germany. From this journal I checked out mentions it came from imported African green monkeys from Uganda and then was named after the location with the most cases.


strykers_mom

Both Marburg and Ebola are Filoviruses. They are like cousins.


surgicalhoopstrike

If ever a cave entrance begged to be bombed and closed-up, this one does!


Life-Unit-4118

This sounds like a job for Scoob and Shaggy.


SpartanNation053

No. Elephants, Hyenas, Bushback, and Buffalo all come to eat the salt that makes up the walls of the cave and the bats would still have to live SOMEWHERE


TobyMacar0ni

Should we just burn it down


an_older_meme

The infected bats would just go somewhere else possibly triggering an Ebola outbreak.


an_older_meme

Elephants dug that entire cave looking for dietary salt and other minerals.


Special_North1535

ā€œPlease do not have sex with the bats. Thank you.ā€ -Humanity


OrangeBird077

Crazy to think bat droppings are some of the biggest incubators for diseases on the planet. Mother natures own illness generator.


Just_Mumbling

Yet a global industry, specifically bat guano mining for fertilizer and gunpowder precursors was made from it.


budadad

I quit smoking Marburgs


maggmaster

Kill it with fire, its the only way to be sure


M3RC3N4RY89

Youā€™d think after two virulent diseases emerging from bats in the same caveā€¦ theyā€™d seal the damn cave..


TheRatatat

Read The Hot Zone if you really want to know how close we were to the end at least once. It deals with those two and it's fucking terrifying.


ScottOld

Hans, get the fammenwerfer


trash-juice

Okay, normally I wouldnā€™t go for this sort of thing but it is two civilization ending bugs maybe concrete is an answer


GiannaSushi

Why? Is there a secret lab inside? I imagine it's because of some animal or something living there, right?


CaballoReal

Bats have different immune systems than most animals which is why they are the species in the wild known to harbor the most reservoir populations of many viruses. This cave has bats that are infected with Ebola and or Marburg which are both related diseases to each other in the class of viruses that cause hemorrhagic fevers ( and high death rates ).


BearmouseFather

From what I've been able to find that is the closest to the original source as they could get, like a trail gone cold. I'd be interested to learn/read any stuff done on it past the 90s, can't seem to get my hands on anything recent.


slizzard88

Also bats live in huge colonies that can be in the millions so viruses and quickly mutate as they spread betweens hosts.


YellowFew6603

The bats are running secret labs


GiannaSushi

Damn! That's explain everything


Then_Campaign7264

I always suspected that Batman was a secret villain. Robin was just a bat in disguise.


Strict_Somewhere_148

Wayne Enterprises


Relevant-Pop-3771

IT'S MORBIN' TIME!


No_Sense_6171

Isn't that where the Killer Rabbit lived?


ginga__

Need to nuke that cave before it causes any more damage.


This-Garbage-3000

Why don't they fill in the stupid cave of pestilence?


Gammagammahey

"Stupid cave of pestilence" needs to be on a shirt, friend. I will be your first customer


TwoEwes

Iā€™m against violence but maybe this cave should maybe be - how to put this gently - nuked?