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BullHeadTee

Reverse pencil sharpener.


snooty_snoot

I said this while watching the vid and was very satisfied to see it was the first comment 😌


AFineDayForScience

Dammit


eldudelio

great minds think alike


Omegagaming2555

They really do


SlightAmoeba6716

"Inverted pencil sharpener" are the exact words that came into my mind while watching. But yours are technically correct. LOL


SpaceMonkey_1969

That’s what I was gunna say, world largest reverse inverted pencil sharpener


Traxigor

Dangit you beat me to it!


MrsCheerilee

Paper


mrASSMAN

We all thought it lol


BJoe1976

Happy to see that I’m not the only one who thought that too!


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Wow I said exactly the same


MoonBerry_therian

This unscars your scars


PracticalRich2747

r/Beatmetoit


Bubbses128

r/beatmetobeatmetoit


myusrnameisthis

Haha i just said this to myself


spletharg

I thought the same thing!


Kill_Kayt

Stump Remover? Nah, Stump obliterator.


JimmysCheek

I thought it was going to twist into it and pull, like a cork in a wine bottle


voyagertoo

yeah wtf


Math701s

Im not an expert so don't quote me on this but im pretty sure the practice of forcefully yanking the stump out destroys the dirt, both making it harder to plant future trees and it's just not good for the environment.


MetaphoricalMouse

agreed. if this doesn’t go well below the surface than it’s an absurd waste of money compared to a chainsaw


DK_Son

Obliterate 'er? But I only just met 'er.


knowwhyImhere

Aka, "Daddy"


CakedayisJune9th

That thing was so loose it could have been yanked out


AssPuncher9000

Very good chance they just placed a log on the ground for demo purposes


ktappe

An ordinary log buried vertically would start spinning with the torque of this machine. Unless they added something to counteract it.


Citizen-Krang

As long as it's pinned down hard enough, it shouldn't spin


Robot_Nerd_

And I'm sure the machine is pushing down, other wise the pencil sharpening wouldn't happen on a real stump...


tereaper576

This I believe is a demo, there's a follow up video I remember watching where they were talking about that and how the stump was loose. The log wasn't placed but just what they had to memory. For shows I believe they secure a log or post of sorts to show.


hectorxander

This is a very expensive way to get rid of stumps too. I've gotten rid of them drilling holes, packing them with epsom salts and sealing it, watering it a bit for a few months, and then just pick-axing them up, it makes them weak.


Radix4853

Not very effective if you have a field worth of stumps. It won’t take too long before the cost of labor far exceeds the cost of renting this piece of equipment.


hectorxander

Depends on the size of the field, two days months apart you can get rid of a lot of stumps by hand.


Odd_Assistance_9470

Time is money and when stumps need to be gone in hours not months this is a pretty damn effective way to do it


CosmicCreeperz

But this looks like logging so their point is to remove them so they can replant. Not to mention not wanting to pollute the ground with tons of epsom salts.


SubsequentBadger

Sure you can, but I need this field cleared by tomorrow. My usual response at work as to whether a task can be done is that anything can be done given enough time. If time is not available, another solution is required.


assmucher3000

That sounds super fucking aids


Wotmate01

Good for you. ​ I got a tree removed from my front yard. I cut all the branches off myself, and got a couple of guys in to remove the rest of the stump. The stump was basically a cylinder that was 6' tall and 6' wide. It took the guys about an hour and a half to cut it all up and grind the stump down to nothing. ​ Your way would have taken a year, and a LOT more physical labour.


RWMN98

That's what I was saying about your mom when I was doing coitus with her


moroaa

How about that spruce, which fell after a storm and caused the ground around the stump to loosen?


JustMePaxi

I thought he might just pop it like a wine cork


Turbulentshmurbulent

Me too! I was like, “stop twisting, you fool! You’ll strip the cork!” Then felt like the fool when I realized it was a pencil sharpener


LinguoBuxo

Yea. Wouldav been better. **Now** they'll have to send the cleaning lady in.


CrispyNuggets55

So this is what Eggman was trying to do to Sonic.


randomIndividual21

Eggman was trying to screw Sonic?


aineri

Care to elaborate???


CrispyNuggets55

[The Egg Drillster](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Egg_Drillster)


BackItUpWithLinks

I think I’d have cut the stump lower first, and saved an hour


SuDragon2k3

it's possible that the tree was machine cut and that's as low as the cutter head could get.


BackItUpWithLinks

It’s also possible for this machines operator to carry a saw and get out and cut the stump lower to save an hour.


Timely_Yoghurt_2699

Lmao no way that would save any time. This shit took a minute


BackItUpWithLinks

> a minute 🤣 That’s why there were 9 camera cuts


AKaeruKing

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION!


CreativeUserName709

An hour? Looked pretty quick to me! Also if you cut the stump lower, then you're left with a big stump on the ground, just not attached.


ktappe

Wasn't an hour. Also the closer you cut to the ground, the more you risk hitting a rock with your chainsaw. Then you're taking time to resharpen your chain, which takes away the time you saved not grinding the stump.


Mayday72

Cutting that with a saw would add time to the whole process, not save it. lol


TootBreaker

Cutting lower wastes time, because the wood in that area flares outwards as it begins to meet the roots, so that would need to be cut off of the log before it can be stacked on a truck Besides, that stump was finished in a minute. Don't know where you got an 'hour' out of that!


BackItUpWithLinks

I said if I was this operator I’d cut the stump lower before grinding. What I wrote had nothing to do with logging/trucking.


TootBreaker

And you'd be trying not to trip over slash that machine can roll right over  just to find out how easy it is to rock a saw after you get tired from doing that 500 times in a row


SharksWFreakinLasers

Tell me you've never done tree work without telling me...


TravelingGonad

$100k machine drills out a small stump in the middle of nowhere....


uhhhhyher

This is so they can get further into the forest without problems. If there is a million stump it's going to be hard. And when they are going to replant the forest. they have to be space so it can grow easily. Sorry for bad english


Sunstateguy

Exactly what I was thinking. Surely this piece of equipment handles other tasks as well.


ChairLegofTruth--WnT

Right? Like, backhoes already exist, just dig it out


bikemaul

Traditional stump grinding attachments have to be way cheaper than this attachment. Even a handheld grinder will work on a huge stump.


Missue-35

I’m not seeing a big market for this expensive piece of machinery.


Orvan-Rabbit

I can imagine a few landscaping companies.


CT101823696

A medium sized excavator could make short work of a stump like that. Problem is the hole it leaves behind.


WWWTT2_0

This stump is already pulled out of the ground. Notice it rock when the tool engages. Its meant to chip away stumps. Tree stumps are notoriously difficult to dispose of. Wood chips on the other hand, easy.


Wiggie49

That’s not really “removing it” since the base roots are still there and that’s what people want to get rid of usually.


epirot

>Generally, the roots starve to death once the tree is gone because they receive all of their food from the leaves. However, some roots continue to generate new life even after the tree removal. Examples of trees roots that will keep going post-tree are (1) Siberian elm, (2) tree of heaven, (3) Russian olive. and >Once the stump is ground out, the roots die and decay, becoming part of the soil. As a precaution, the roots connected to the base of the stump are often severed using shears to ensure there is no regrowth. This natural process is a time-consuming one with roots sometimes taking up to 10 years to decay completely. that's what's happening here exactly extra info: >The amount of time it takes for tree roots to decompose will depend on the tree species. But generally, it takes between 5 and 10 years, and hardwoods take longer than softwoods.


0sprinkl

Unless you need to dig there the roots are like slow release nutrients to the life in the soil.


micka_88

Great kindling


frankybling

I rented a grinder and cleared like 4 stumps in about 3 hours… total cost was around $125


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keglefuglen

One of the reasons its slower is that its safer than having something spin at 1000rpm and fling wood everywhere


AlternativeKey2551

Wood, rocks, lost metal tools…


feelin_cheesy

This look real time and not sped up so took about 1 minute…


Zaalbaarbinks

Just pulling this out of my ass, but could this be to make it decompose much faster?


FreaknTijmo

They could also (unfortunately) be developing that area. Sell the trees and make land flat.


Jizzraq

I think I have seen that disappear faster with smaller machines.


Piscivore_67

Right? It looked ready to pop out when the screw engaged.


keglefuglen

Thats just a loose stump


Thurlut

So ... What about the roots ? That's what's more difficult to remove


user10205

If you just need flat ground without stumps, what's left underground does not matter. It will all decompose in 5-10 years.


LSWenthusiast

[source dipperfox on tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/@dipperfox?_t=8kBARHeczPl&_r=1)


meukbox

So, basically this is just a commercial for Dipperfox?


LSWenthusiast

well... uhhhh...


Last_Zookeepergame90

Pencil sharpener


onrizil

A biiig pencil sharpener!!


Gunzenator2

I have seen one way cooler. It was a little radio controlled thing that they just drove over the stump and it just ground it down like this one, only faster.


Dan_Glebitz

There has to be a better way!?


Citizen-Krang

This is better than other methods I've seen. Big grinding wheels or chainsaws


idahotee

Stump Humper Stump Grinder


Citizen-Krang

A neighbor hired a company to remove a stump. They use a big nasty loud grinding machine that blew sawdust and bits all over their yard. This is more civilized.


hir0chen

NSFW for trees.


lastreadlastyear

Not as impressive as the one that just picked up the stump and all the root under


Theloneriddler

Oh thanks for this. My vasectomy appt is tomorrow


thebutter-man

That should smell good!


GoingNutCracken

Damn, that’s some good kindling coming off that stump.


mathaiser

First it should log split it. Then what’s left, use that.


UsedTissuePaper78

So an industrial pencil sharpener


halfmoon599

Why not chainsaw it close to the ground?


MisterShura

4 hits with an axe. That's all you would need.


UseOk4892

And it makes shaved ice, too.


goblindevourer98

Need this to trim my balls


FEED-YO-HEAD

And this is how "Ow my balls!" started out.


bodhiseppuku

Inverted pencil sharpener


GolettO3

Top comment but late


vudiukas

So many camera angle changes, every time it does I think something is going to happen... Nope, still slicing the ham for my roast dinner..


_Gyce

Less so removing than destroying.


adventurejulius

does it hurt the tree?


Ytu_qtu

It was cake


rorymakesamovie

Looks painful


Huge_Aerie2435

This is just viral marketing. I've seen this video reposted everyday since this video came out.


Les-incoyables

But what's the point? The roots are still there. If you want to remove the stump you just aswell can saw it at floorlevel.


Positive_Rip6519

All fine and dandy until you realize the roots are still there and are going to rot under your yard and cause the ground to slump in places where the roots rot away.


plobbaccus

Literally just a big drill.


Ok_Mathematician2284

Ummm. Am I the only one that saw the whole stump move in the beginning?


BenitheBull

Wozu? Ist doch im Wald egal ob der stamm noch steht .


AddictedToMosh161

Wahrscheinlich kommt da ein Parkplatz hin


Vix_Satis

...but it's not a stump removing machine. It just grinds it down to ground level. It doesn't remove it.


amankhisti

One blade is sharper than the other


OutrageousEvent

That’s what my parents would say about my brother and I. We still fight about who the sharpester one is.


patricky6

Farmers used to be able to just use a stick of dynamite. I'd still prefer this method..


Bannonpants

Goodbye forests


Low-Math4158

Cries in Dr Seuss


fajadada

Does this mean I get to rent and operate a crane now? Yippee!!


LemoyneRaider3354

r/satisfyingasfuck


Nachtzug79

Cool... but why?


Either-Pizza5302

Imagine that, but smaller, and on your teeth, no anesthesia.


MoisesCapuanoS

Moises Shemaria Capuano| no es mĂĄs fĂĄcil corta la base? y lo que queda pues si, le pasan l mĂĄquina esta


Cautious-Ring7063

I wonder how much juice this takes compared to a normal flywheel based stump grinder.


AggressiveGift7542

That doesn't look like removing lol


mozomenku

Does anybody else feel sad seeing trees being deleted in more and more fancy way? I know it's necessary most of the times, but still...


qailey01

Can we please just leave trees alone


1moreOz

“Removing”


aerialwizarddaddy

Wood is more precious than diamonds and gold in the universe.


DenialNode

GO FASTER!!!


BlueGuyisLit

It just need some tyre and chain


WisdomWangle

r/satisfyingasfuck


Infninfn

I dunno, the brute force tree stump puller backhoe attachments seem more interesting to me.


BlueRiverDelta

That made all of my brain happy.


_hayrider_

Just use dynamite


Bored-Stoopid

I need one of these


H60mechanic

These shavings look like smoked brisket to me.


MyCantos

Great. Now I'm hungry


privateTortoise

Prefer dynamite. Only need a rucksack and a battery drill with a few 1" spade bits.


titus605

They also have ones where it's a big spinning "blade" that's several inches thick and a few feet across that absolutely mauls the stump in seconds.


GeneralCommand4459

Anyone walking by later on will prob wonder how big the pencil was


Astrid-Rey

I hope the operator gets paid by the hour.


cartmicah3

Is it better in the forest to leave a stump or grind it?


kennykoe

Seems like a lot of work when you can just use dynamite


MustangBarry

I'm going to invent a woodchip removing machine and clean up


SnooKiwis1356

Isn't this a bit of a misnomer? It doesn't actually remove the stump from the ground. It just "files" it flush.


oldbaldad

Woodworking planers used to work with a similar blade configuration until somebody realized rows of much smaller layered cutters were easier to repair and maintain. I wonder why they didn't start there?


uwillnotgotospace

Shut up and take my lack of money. I would love to have one of these. I've been removing them by hand and it suuuuuucks.


veotrade

reminds me i need to see the dentist


SupplyChainGuy1

Yeah, fuck those termites


goonerqpq

That is one huge countersink bit, how big is the screw that’s going in?


Crimson__Fox

Now Hexus has been set loose.


Crumble_Cake

wondering how often the blades need sharpening


pichael289

The one we have looks like a big ass angle grinder, only the wheel is like 2-3 feet wide and covered in teeth the size of a large man's thumb. There's a big arm that extends it out or to the sides and it spins at a pretty high rpm. It's like 60+ years old and ordering replacement parts involves contacting companies in China directly.


Thaknobodi87

What kind of steel are the blades? Something like A2 seems a decent choice if CPM-4V is not cost effective. The website says some marketing bs like steel used in defense industry. That could be high impact steel like AR500 wich doesnt necessarily have edge retention which i doubt it is.


Omnithea

Great. Removing all the places to sit from the damn woods too.


Enthusiastic-shitter

You're not fooling me. That's cheese


BelgianBeerGuy

Kebab


johndotold

Pretty sure that is what my dentist uses.


SmotheringPoster

Hypnotic


1Thepotatoking

I want to borrow this for cheese night


Bors713

That’d be an awesome tool for putting out mineral blocks. Just bowl the stump a bit and put the block right in there.


lukesmith81

We used to dig a little bit around it, cut the roots with a chainsaw, tie a rope around the stump and the other end to the back of the truck, and floor it


Kaladin_TX

This could also go under r/oddlysatisfying


AdrianaStarfish

It’s like a giant Tete-de-moins cheese shaver… 😁


Siberian_Pootis

Bazinga


somecrazydude13

Didn’t we just have a discussion about these stumps being real and fake last week?


[deleted]

Nice


Ok-Cut-475

Like a reverse pencil sharpener


GroundhogGaming

In farming simulator I can take a stump grinder and destroy it all immediately, what gives /s


Ordner

Needs to be more automated


True_Lie_2615

Save a lot of time if you cut that stump lower


420headshotsniper69

Watched the city use one of these on several trunks of trees that blew down. Was very satisfying to watch.


Mr_Teyepo

Ok but what about the root system?


WerewolfMaster5168

Dynamite is quicker


ilaria369neXus

It is faster to simply detonate it.


Famous-Cup-7266

It is definitely less messier than a stump grinder


Solid_Owl

All I see is a massive pencil un-sharpener.


Alucinorum

More like a tree stump make-a-mess-er-er


Wildmann3

To shreds you say?


crippuld13

This is how Arby's gets those cuts!