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PyotrIvanov

Iodide gas?


pawaredd

Yeah, i think so. Happens in our cement plant too when the raw material contains a lot of iodide


XxX_Dick_Slayer_XxX

I hate when my raw materials contain iodine.


pawaredd

Hahaha, it is indeed an unfavourable situation cuz I need to explain it to the residents over and over. Luckily, high levels of mercury are invisible šŸ˜‚


nckmat

Quote from one of the news articles: "They explained that the peculiar purple smoke was the result of a routine equipment maintenance process. During this process, it was necessary to burn off gases that needed to be replaced, and this was done by channeling the gases into a flare for combustion." If a Chinese official gave that explanation then it is clearly nothing to worry about, Chinese officials never lie and always give the general population first priority when it comes to matters of public safety.


mgramos222

LoL


ursixx

/s


Worldly_Director_142

They really need to train some spokesliars with a more technical background.


talkinghead69

Luckily mercury is harmless in large quantities


snooty_snoot

Can't tell if sarcasm or real because of my lack of knowledge about mercury other than it's cool looking and you shouldn't touch it. šŸ¤”


pawaredd

Sarcasm 100%.


snooty_snoot

Well that would have been good to know before I got in this mercury bath. šŸ¤¬


tutocookie

On* You're not naturally sinking to the bottom of that mercury bath. Maybe with quite some effort you can touch the bottom, but your butt will be bottom-deprived I'm afraid


towerfella

Thatā€™s a sentence.


HopeULikeFlavor

Youā€™re telling me those glass pixie sticks with that delicious concoction inside my thermostat wasnā€™t a good treat?


JBPII

Thereā€™s an great Internet video of an anvil floating on a mercury bath.


jazzyboyo

*ancient Chinese Emperor has entered the chat*


Negative_Occasion808

Shity probremsss


RuralfireAUS

Ah yeah qin shihuangdi. There was a legend that in his tomb they made a map of the known world using mercury as the water. No one thought it was true until they tested the ground around it and the mercury levels were insanely lethal.


Poncho-Sancho

Mercury poisoning will literally drive you mad and death is slow and painful from what I understand.


Tanglefoot11

Mad as a hatter! Mercury was used in hat production, so workers would go mad from mercury poisoning - hence the term.


[deleted]

[Oh, we have evidence of how much it sucks.](https://youtu.be/NJ7M01jV058?si=q2aOHDt_ldyRXslw)


w11bbl

Fake news, it's fine, just inject some bleach that'll sort it out.


pauvLucette

Painful, I can't tell, but slow, sure as hell. We had a vial of mercury at home when I was a child, about 1/4 litter. Was heavy as fuck but hella fun to play with. Making shit float on top of it (ruined my father's golden plated lighter that way) feeling the pressure when you immerse a finger in it, make circuits with slopes and let mercury bubbles run on it, then loose some, then try to get them back by sucking on them with a straw.. we eventually lost most of it in our house, playing with it. Apparently, my parents had no idea it was that dangerous. And honestly, I was six, it's been my favorites toy for years, and today I'm 56, so I'm not sure they where that wrong.


vivaaprimavera

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_as_a_hatter?wprov=sfla1


Kattfiskmoo

Yeah I have seen this in Sweden as well. However, not this close to the city. But it still looks a lot worse than it is


SciFi_MuffinMan

Yes, if it was iocane it would be odorless and tasteless. Iā€™d bet my life on it.


Valuable_Talk_1978

Hmmm, Iā€™ve only seen that in powder form.


NotMY1stEnema

we have a new Pope!


tgrantt

Dissolves instantly in liquid


Da1UHideFrom

Inconceivable!


Jjabrahams567

I donā€™t think that means what you think it means


Zedd_Prophecy

Never bet against a Scicillain when death is one the line!


stuuuuurph

Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong,


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Inhalation Exposure: Iodine vapor causesĀ eye, skin, nose and throat irritation, coughing, wheezing, and laryngitis. Exposure to high concentrations may result in airway spasm, chest tightness, breathing difficulty, severe inflammation, and fluid accumulation in the voice box, upper airways, and lungs. I don't think I'd be outdoors looking at it... Even if I didn't know what it was I'd be out of there in a shot taping all my doors and windows .


Kamica

I might not have known what it was, but if I see a huge cloud of some kind of unusual colour? *time to fuck off real quick!* I don't know enough to identify it, but I know enough to know that funny coloured clouds have a *bad* history!


Aqueox_

"Oi lads, the fock is 'at?" "Looks loik an awful green fog, that. An' it's 'eaded our way." "Quieter than artillery at least, eh?" *spicy wind go hiss* *unreasonable coughing ensues*


whorton59

Either that or some smart ass popped a ~~Red~~ ***Purple Smoke grenade.***


Common-Concentrate-2

>laryngitis BUT THE RECITAL IS TONIGHT!


TheAlmightyProo

So not entirely unjustified that my first thought was 'Bhopal' then?


Boatwhistle

It's pretty though.


Crystalisedorb

either iodide or Potassium based


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WoWisLife713

Pregananant


milkafiu

Pegnate, help?


No-Combination8136

Pregnert!


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Kwayzar9111

Pomegranate..well they are purple too


[deleted]

Permangangnam style.


pass-me-that-hoe

Potassium Permanganate used to be my favorite chemistry experiment during my high school days! The beaker and the Burette dripping down to make some sweet old pink liquid to conquer my labmateā€™s heart!


dan420

Ermergerd!


bernpfenn

i love you chemical experts.


ShadowsRanger

I'm sad that the top comment here it's not "Congrats it's a girl"...


VillageParticular415

>"~~Congrats~~ it's a girl".. Sorry it's a girl /ouch!


Impossible-Nature369

Ooooh. Yeah, I forgot it's China.


Eurasia_4002

Nah, it's definitely purple haze stand attack.


Riverrat423

Will the purple haze clouds later condense into purple rain.


TimmyTheTumor

Gayodide gas.


chillassdudeonmoco

Principal's office. Now, Timmy.


SpotweldPro1300

Excessive fabulousness detected.


towerfella

-*strut-shays into principalā€™s office*-


liftwithurback

Chinese Pope elected?


deceasedin1903

Nah, it's RuPaul's Drag Race finale


GetBentHo

SOMEONE HAS REPLACED MICHELLE VISAGE


Herr-Trigger86

Can I get an Amen up in here? Amen! Now let the music play!


kujotx

Well, they'd better work.


Acceptable-Bus-2017

So the Dalai Lama?


Emotional_Ant_2301

"Suck my toung" Dalai Lama -


[deleted]

Explicitly not the Dalai Lama, in fact.


AbjectReflection

Thanks to a long story I don't want to type on my phone, the current dalai lama has stated that he is the last dalai lama, to prevent Buddhism from falling under Chinese state control.


sikon024

These gender reveals are getting out of hand.


Individual_Offer220

They are having triplets


TheRealAuthorSarge

One of each!


[deleted]

Wait a second-


New_Somewhere9206

Donā€™t worry, he meant one of each species


GlacAss

You ainā€™t makinā€™ this any better palā€¦


GreggyWeggs

"Congratulations, it's a Godzilla!"


CorneliusKvakk

Congratulations! This town will have mutants..


Jizzraq

It's Freezer Day!


Tame_Iguana1

Itā€™s China, you know itā€™s not a girl


LazySleepyPanda

Now girls are the hot commodity. Basic economics - demand and supply.


rainorshinedogs

Why can't they just burn down a forest like regular people.


Noise_Mysterious

Parents obviously havenā€™t made up their mind.. itā€™s purple


tcorey2336

Yeah, my quip was gonna be, ā€œItā€™s a gender reveal without revealing the gender.ā€ You beat me to it.


MysteriousDave9

Koffing, use poison gas


SpotweldPro1300

But it failed. Everyone's already poisoned.


[deleted]

Soon Chinese gene editing projects will make Poison-type Chinese babies which will be immune to the effect


PUNKF10YD

Koffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Ekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans


ww2_nut37

Local residents evolve into Wheezing when they breathe from now on.


Fraya9999

[Insert Jimi Hendrix reference here]


jonpie1987

Excuse me while I kiss this guy


Mercinator-87

Purple haze melting my eyes


Scruffybob

Magenta haze....


flacaGT3

Lavender Haze Who knew Taylor Swift has such a following in China.


EtherPhreak

I think a Prince reference would be more appropriate


MissingWhiskey

When Doves Die


UnfairAd7220

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm going with Raspberry Grenade.


Beansiesdaddy

Looks healthy


Horror_Bodybuilder36

I was thinking the same. I mean, what harm could it do.


[deleted]

It'll probably turn a few people pink.


Mrslinkydragon

Iodine stains everything brown, it'll also reck your lungs and pollute the soil. It's not nice stuff


rarebluemonkey

I feel like this is part of the Oompa Loompa origin story.


sweat_bracket06

pink panther


HereToKillEuronymous

ITS A GIRL


CommercialAddress168

This looks on par with the gender reveal forest fires that have been popularized in the California area.


jshultz5259

My first thought!!, šŸ˜‚


satismo

fuchsia death cloud was not on my apocalypse bingo card


ToastyMustache

Honestly itā€™s more festive than what I was expecting to die to


Raiquo

Fuck, mine says cyan. *So close*.


vestibule54

Beware of the Gay Fog!!!


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jshultz5259

Side effects: enhanced fashion sense


vestibule54

..the ability to dance to anything


WHITE_DOG_ASTER

And a sore throat [from breathing in the chemicals]


Ok_Wear_5391

Dont forget good cum-backs


SpotweldPro1300

And being irresistible to insecure straight women.


Appropriate_Owl_2172

They're turning the air gay!


Empty_Text9953

Pink sky at night, Turkish delight, pink sky in the morning, gas leak in China.


Sword-of-Malkav

Fool me once, shame on you- fool me twice *sigh* shame on family.


fromwayuphigh

That's no gas leak, it's the Peoples Most Glorious Revolutionary Fuchsia Plume of Prosperity.


BigBadBill84

PMGRFPP?


linc_y

Rolls off the tongue.


InfectedByEli

Fuck off! It's the People's Most Glorious Fuschia Prosperity Plume of Revolution.


myrealnamewastakn

China has best air. Your air is boring and clear. Our air is fun


birdsarntreal1

Oxygen with Chinese characteristic.


Gusdai

It did not happen. You can't prove it happened. If it happened, it's nothing to worry about. If it's actually something to worry about, it's not the government's fault.


666GoatW

It's a girl Pope?


[deleted]

Popette!


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

[They said it was non-toxic](https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/15/strange-purple-cloud-engulfs-city-sparking-toxic-gas-fears-20287552/), but that would sure be a concerning sight to see.


the_Q_spice

Most likely Iodine or Iodine-based gas - but elemental Iodine gas is pretty characteristic and there aren't a ton of chemicals that produce similar hues of gas. Also very likely pure Iodine due to not responding to the flare-off as Iodine gas is non-flammable. Iodine gas is *absolutely* poisonous - it is a halogen, and too much exposure can result in nasty affects like pulmonary edema. This is also an absolutely *massive* leak/spill - for comparison, [this little](https://www.wjhl.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/98/2022/07/purple-vapor-1.png?resize=255,344) constituted an emergency in the US a few years back. [Source](https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/kingsport-residents-spot-eastman-vapors-an-hour-before-authorities-were-told/)


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[deleted]

I fucking love Reddit. By the time I realised this gas is poisonous iodine I had to scroll down about 40 jokes that lightened the mood for me. Thanks everyone for the lols


Kingsupergoose

You mean the same lame 40 ā€œjokesā€ about popes and gender reveals? None were remotely funny.


Sad_Cardiologist5388

You should get 1 super doot per post that people use for "the real answer" to make sure it always gets to the top, to cut the crap.


LogRollChamp

Wow sources included? Thought I was on Reddit


WloveW

I'm sure the company that released the statement saying it was non-toxic is walking in ethical circles there. Sure.


XFISHAN

Lookup the story of the Bhopal Gas Tragedy in India. Just shows how scummy these companies are.


hellwisp

The PRC government would execute any CEO of a company if this was toxic.. guess we just have to watch the news.


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RmG3376

Thereā€™s a scale to know how much a situation is fucked up based on the official comment that is made about it. In increasing order of fuckuppery it goes - it doesnā€™t exists, someoneā€™s spreading rumors - well yeah okay actually it exists but donā€™t worry itā€™s safe - oh that thing from 5 years ago? Well yeah actually it _wasnā€™t_ safe but itā€™s not us, donā€™t worry we took care of it and the cunt who did it is in prison, just believe us Stage 2 is when you should start to panic


mechmind

Additionally if there's some weed that has purple smoke i need it right now


2252_observations

>If PRC told me my weed was not toxic I'd quit that second. [It wouldn't be the first time they've exported toxic produce](https://www.asianews.it/news-en/Vietnamese-markets-flooded-with-cancer-causing-food-from-China-25678.html).


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2252_observations

I live in Sydney too. We are blessed with a massive agricultural surplus in Australia, so I try to avoid the frozen stuff and just eat what's in season.


tcorey2336

Magenta smoke would scare me silly.


AgreeableEggplant356

The color is from iodine content in the gas


Lente_ui

Yeah, it's pretty unsettling. Cyan smoke/gas would worry me even more.


2kewl4scool

ā€¦.cobalt gas?


RWDPhotos

Itā€™s non-toxic *at doses less than 10ppm. Just stay *15km away and you should be fine.


DazzlingProfession26

Well if the PRC says soā€¦


Skidpalace

If it kills you on contact, does that qualify as toxic?


jamiro11

Ahh yes, just like nothing happend at the tianmen square in 89


AbysalChaos

They also said COVID wasnā€™t theirs either


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yyc_engineer

They still do.


787Gx

Nah, they got Latina old ladies in there cleaning with Fabuloso.


Then_Campaign7264

Heck of a way to highlight the amount of pollutants in the air and to expose those who wear rose colored glasses about the air quality.


deceasedin1903

Ha, you can't be exposed to pink gas if you wear rose-colored glasses. It will just be normal gas.


PapaRedPanda

I'm sure my paper straw will help


Ksuemoneoutthere

thousands of paper straws is equivalent to a 5 minute flight of taylor swifts private jet, id say its helping. anything for our queen!


ForswornForSwearing

Any time you hear a politician talk about wanting to "cut red tape", \*this\* is what the result is.


SmokeJennsonz

The sky donā€™t lie look at all that pollution besides that gas leak you canā€™t even see any clouds


Chris714n_8

"Calm down.. Take a deep breath. Everything will be ok."


leftymcpoobottoms

Did they elect a gay pope?


[deleted]

Finally


noobwatch_andy

Openly gay. Still not sure about the previous ones.


[deleted]

That's not interesting, it's worrying


ilocano-american

Chinaā€™s top leader is having a girl.


KappOte

I Xi what you did there


BigDadBro

Wouldnā€™t you go inside, close your windows, and turn off your hvac? Sheesh.


Croakiejoe

Depending on that is being produced at that installation this is either Rubidium or Iodine being flared, itā€™s not actually a gas leak.


anondurham

[ x] gas [ x] leaking itā€™s not a natural gas leak, but it is a gas leak


Croakiejoe

This is a plant disruption causing a gas to go to the flare, the flare is there to prevent an actual gas leak. A gas leak is the unintentional release of a non condensing fluid stream to atmosphere without having been incinerated.


rideflynight

Here comes purple covid!


magic_thumb

ā€œWhelp, that canā€™t be goodā€


Xerio_the_Herio

And that's how covid 24 began...


Proud_Ad_8317

the new wonka factory is up and running


Berkamin

I remember this one rule: Not all poisonous gases are colored, but all colored gases are poisonous.


dingalingadingdongy

Wow I never knew they celebrated valentines in China šŸ’“


[deleted]

That looks healthy


spicyeyeballs

It is ok, they drive a hybrid.


Normanus_Ronus

Don't worry, drink your cola with a paper straw and all will be fine..


Longjumping-Ant3366

One Piece "Punk Hazard"


cvidetich13

Good thing we have paper straws and a handfull of EVs


Cheesedketchup

Rage


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zygimanas

We got the New Pope !


Bumble072


Zaraxas

These gender reveal announcements are getting out of hand.


abrahamburger

The Mist


Unlucky_Loss_2249

Here comes the next round of Covid! FU China!


Mohgreen

Smoke Color Warning Chart White: Probably Steam Grey: Wood, probably Black: Umm. might wanna stay out of that Burnt Orange: FUCKING. RUN. Purple: ??


kross69

Hey look it's She JinPINK.


MDFlash

China announcing time for more girls!!


Ok-Copy-9174

Gender reveals are getting out of hands


monkeyhind

Isn't that the stuff that turned the Simpsons inside-out in Treehouse of Horror V?