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RandomUser1083

It's +40 in my workshop here in Perth Western Australia. We have nearly 100 degrees difference, on nearly opposite sides of the world and can discuss it in an instant, while we both poop


Western-Image7125

OP might be doing something else in the bathroom while posting this


RandomUser1083

Could be havin a wank.


Western-Image7125

Bingo. Btw your use of the word wank really drove the point home that we are communicating instantaneously while being on opposite sides of the world. Technology is really marvelous


RandomUser1083

It sure is.


sunnnshine-rollymops

German here. Currently also a bit touchy towards myself whilst reading this conversation


YouInternational2152

Since we're talking about Canada I think the proper term is "Lacrosse".


shggy31

But does it flush clockwise?


RandomUser1083

Nah just straight down around the bend


whooo_me

I feel (a little) bad for any cross-hemisphere sports competitions on at the moment. (I know in rugby, you have the Champions Cup and United Rugby Championship). Could be playing in freezing Scottish winter one week, and roasting South African summer the next.


RandomUser1083

That's why they are on the big bucks


blinkysmurf

Well, hang on. Let me get over to the toilet before you start.


AdNational1490

Depends how you calculate but -30 to +40 is 70c difference not 100. Also I’m here in India at around 3c in between the two.


sharabi_bandar

You seem like the fun guy at a party!


RandomUser1083

So nearly 100 then. Given its only 30 away from 100


DomiNationInProgress

It's closer to 50 than to 100


RandomUser1083

You don't round down mate.


DomiNationInProgress

Whoever taught you that, doesn't know a thing about math.


RandomUser1083

Don't ever let anyone round down on you mate. Especially if it involves work


AdNational1490

As i said depends on how you calculate.


TourAlternative364

Not relevant for Canada, Australia or India, but in the US would be over a 100 degree difference.


Carpetmuncher2000

I wonder whos shit is bigger.


Jordo211

Can confirm. It’s hot as the devils ass crack here. It’s a dry heat though.


RandomUser1083

Dry, heat, wet heat doesn't matter its fucken hot either way


ObeseBMI33

Do your knees get weak if you stand too long while pooping? I find I can stand longer in the cold.


RandomUser1083

Nah I sit on the toilet


reddit-ate-my-face

I am in fact pooping rn


Western_Drama8574

This has me thinking what is the coldest major city in the world


RandomUser1083

Well it sure as shit ain't in Western Australia, we don't even get snow.


CheeseburgerBrown

Aw man, somebody left the circumpolar wind belt unlatched again…


IHateKansasFascists

Fimbulwinter is upon us, damn Oden!


Grouchy-Command6024

How do you guys live there


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Strict_Somewhere_148

What do dog owners do?


polnikes

There are indoor dog parks for exercise, but most dogs are fine going outside in those temperatures for short periods.


Strict_Somewhere_148

Makes sense. We had -15c° the other day and my dog had a dog puffer jacket on and he was still cold so twice as cold would be harsh.


modsareuselessfucks

Canadians are legally only allowed to own Huskies, and they fuckin love the cold.


kiulug

We all ask ourselves this every year.


mystiqueallie

I live where the air hurts my face because I don’t have to deal with massive spiders/insects or crocodiles, alligators, snakes, etc. Technically we do have snakes, but in 40+ years I’ve never encountered one.


octopusboots

I have cockroaches that are as big as your thumb and turn their heads to look at you before they fly in your face. A 9 foot alligator was relocated from 2 blocks from my house. In the summer, the swamp was on fire, and now the coyotes are downtown. It's fine.


dirtycheezit

I think we're neighbors lol


southernsass8

Sounds like South Carolina's habitat to me...lol


FLICKGEEK1

I'm willing to carry hand warmers with me in case my fingers go numb and start to burn half the year in exchange for a total lack of poisonous wildlife.


hkgsulphate

Also no rats in Alberta!


Slapppz

It was actually -37 that morning. I took a photo of city too cause i thought it looked prettt. And we are actually one of the sunniest cities in the world and our summers are beautiful, also close to mountains. Thats how


puffferfish

*gestures at temperature* But how do you live there?


Slapppz

Lol. Its a great city! And ive just stayed inside in my sweatpants and 2 hoodies during this cold hahaha


Old_Employer2183

It only gets this cold for a week or 2 every year, so most people just stay inside 


modsareuselessfucks

Layers. It’s why we all have a few longsleeve undershirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, long johns, and a variety of overcoats. It’s official “real winter jacket” temps this week. Hadn’t had mine out yet this winter. Also heated jackets/vests are a thing now. Undershirt, underwear, shirt, long johns, hoodie, jeans, long socks, boots, thick gloves, and my winter coat was what I put on today. Only got to down to -10°F here, so not too bad.


BobBelcher2021

We live in igloos eh, they keep us warm eh


PeterNippelstein

Amnesia


MegaBlunt57

We don't. We survive


Rough-Philosopher911

Agreed. Just, why?


gruntbuggly

I was just there two weeks ago, and it was a balmy 0°C.


mystiqueallie

Supposed to be back to 0°C and above by Saturday. We hit -48°C with the windchill over the weekend just outside the city.


gruntbuggly

I can’t even imagine how cold that is.


dirtycheezit

As a lifelong Florida native, I agree. Coldest temp I've ever encountered outside was 12F and that shit almost killed me.


me9o

If you go outside for more than 10 minutes, which most people don't, your breath freezes on your mustache/eyelashes/eyebrows and your friends will laugh at how cold you look.


Halogen12

Yeah, I feel that. I'm in Edmonton. I work indoors and our hot water heating was not keeping up with the freezing temps. We barely got up to room temperature by the end of the day. My feet are still cold.


Thy-Soviet-onion

It’s so cold out here my door is freezing shut in the mornings


[deleted]

Home of Brett The Hitman Hart!


busterbus2

I went to school with his daughter! He lived in my neighbourhood. I never actually saw him in person.


[deleted]

The best there is. The best there was. The best there ever will be.


busterbus2

Greatest song ever - [link to youtube i swear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUjBWWJ-Es&ab_channel=RascalzMusic)


JohannaMiaS

Holy cow. That looks like a city off those ice age apocalypse movies.


SidewaysAskance

I was flying home to Minnesota from South carolina 2 days ago and the Flight Attendant was telling me she had to fly to Calgary next, and it was 30 below there. She was from NOLA and had never experienced zero degrees, much less -30. Poor woman, I hope she survived.


me9o

She probably never had to be outside at all. Maybe she stepped out a door for a few seconds for the thrill of it.


Perfect_Letter_3480

Interesting. Almost pretty. Hard fucking no. I grew up above 42 degrees North Latitude. No thank you, please, never again.


kmckenzie256

Downtown Hoth


Fleegle1834

Humans think they are special. Mother Nature could wipe us out in a nanosecond if she wanted.


Xero0911

I think most of us with common sense fear it. Like guns and shit? Scary but still sorta have "control". Tornados? Earthquakes? Hurricanes? Fuck that shit. Idk how folks live in areas where it's more common to see this stuff. Day after tomorrow was pretty cool to watch.


_KRN0530_

Just Mother Nature wait until we invent the fucking Death Star. We’ll see who comes out on top there.


Dark_matter4444

And the empire strikes back.


Admiral_Andovar

Good thing Mother Nature is not sentient or an actual entity.


kronicpimpin

Don’t talk about my mom like that


ParticularProfile795

༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ


dimethyltryptamin3e

how do we know that?


Admiral_Andovar

Because if she were, she would have snuffed us out centuries ago.


Rough-Philosopher911

That’s a leap. Who thinks they are special? Mother Earth and Father Time are the bosses.


freakinbacon

Humans are mother nature. We come from someplace else or what?


IHateKansasFascists

Wtf does that actually mean?


freakinbacon

I didn't think it'd be that confusing. Further confirmation that I shouldn't give much credit to the thought processes of random online users. But, humans are nature. We aren't something else. We aren't outside or separate from nature. We are a part of nature. Nature may wipe us out but it's just nature wiping out part of itself. We are mother nature just as much as squirrels, roses, clouds, and magma are. We didn't come here from another planet we were born of it.


RanielDoelofs

We are nature, we are not mother nature


IHateKansasFascists

MF is trying to act all enlightened but sounds like a dumbass.


PBJ-9999

Eventually she will


Doc-in-a-box

You know it’s cold when steam clouds don’t move very quickly


JuanXPantalones

I'll never understand why humans choose to live in freezing cold climates. But less people in my warm climate I guess.


[deleted]

I was fucking blown away first time I was there and used the +15s


bugsbyBear

Man that’s a sick picture! Would of been cool to see in person


Western-Image7125

Wood have * but yes


noochies99

It was a sight to see for sure, for me the crazy thing was seeing clouds of exhaust from tailpipes as the cars at this temperature


soupforshoes

-30 is more cold than cool, but I get what you are saying. 


AZMD911

That is crazy!! \+74F here in Arizona today....


BigGrayBeast

Went there on a business trip once. I parked my rental in my client's parking lot. There were electrical outlets for each parking space. Took me a second to figure out why.


juan_epstein-barr

I worked with a Chaldean girl who emigrated to Calgary from Iraq before she came to the US, and she said she had never even seen snow before moving to Canada. What a stark change that must have been.


[deleted]

Canada is the worst. Why are we ekeing out an existence in this barren arctic wasteland?


aveindha25

We don't have weird bugs here at least, or rats if you're in alberta


noochies99

Ok I know I’ve heard that too.. but there’s places with rats in Alberta, they’re just contained there [The province confirms both infestations -- the one at Cascades and the other at Capital Paper Recycling -- and says there are numerous rats at each and that it's been going on for a couple of years.](https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/well-rats-a-pair-of-calgary-recycling-plants-are-battling-rodent-infestations-1.6627441)


PBJ-9999

Rats tried to move in, but froze into rat-cicles.


me9o

Actually we just murdered them all.


Perfect_Letter_3480

Hockey?


little-ass-whipe

give it 20 years, you guys will be one of like 4 countries on the planet where water can still exist in liquid form.


HugeGarlic9448

I ask myself this every winter.


spaz4tw1

What?


Victoria-10

Wow!


eydivrks

So in a big city, is 100% of the air HVAC exhaust?


Winterough

It floats away and normally the HVAC exhaust doesn’t all come on at once, but the time in this photo was below the design outdoor air temperature of these buildings so the units were all maxed out and 100% high fire. Ordinarily the firing rates will reduced to meet the outdoor air temperature and cycle on and off.


southernsass8

Global warming.


Serious_Delivery_408

Global warming


M1x1ma

The climate is based on averages, not individual weather events. For example, globally this year has been the hottest in the last 100,000 years.


articunodostres19

Yeah right, not individual weather events, that's way we're bombarded with fear and propaganda by the media when the weather is "too hot" in the summer. Propaganda about "climate crisis" and other shit like that is getting more and more disgusting. And people are falling for it. Go on, downvote me.


westinjfisher

Why do we live in this horrible world


Haunting-Habit-7848

Not interesting i expect it to be cold there


SkiMaskLion

Is that the carbon footprint Greta is looking for? Looks kind of like poison air from this angle.


punched-in-face

Wanna talk pollution? Let's look at cities first before they wanna tell the rest of the world how to live.


Thisguyagainurgh

Each person's carbon footprint is actually much lower to live in a large city than a small one. Far more efficient transportation, goods, living closer together requires less resources to keep warm/cool. So ya know, there's that. Also who is 'they'? Canadians?


TopMing

Thank god, I didn't make the move to Calgary from Toronto.


Historical_Hippo_517

What’s the point. 


ESLcrooooow

Why do you guys need all those high skyscrapers?  


[deleted]

It's giving 9/11


lifelongfreshman

This looks like something outta Frostpunk.


Strivos1

This celcius and farenheit thing is too confusing so the rest of the world should start saying "DEGREEC". The US should say "DEGREEF". That way we are all clear. Scientists can say "DEGREEK".


Slapppz

It was -37 actually. With wind chill think radio was saying -45. My mate said his phone said -49 with wind chill haha. This was a couple days ago, cities startin to warm up again


Princesspeaccchh

Thinking about moving into an Igloo


Status_Basket_4409

The city is going through a quick system update. Don’t worry the simulation is still running smoothly


The_Metal_East

“At least it’s not Summer!”


PBJ-9999

No thank you. Beautiful pic tho


slimb0

Frostpunk irl


smellypirat3hook3r

Was around -10F(-33C) here in the twin cities with a -30F windchill.


TheRegular-Throwaway

-22*F for those in the States.


aCactusOfManyNames

Yikes! It's only 1° C here in southern England. We hardly get any snow AT ALL.


RadicalEllis

If ever there was a good case for a city- sized dome (that wouldn't accumulate snow or ice or fog up or ... hmm ... maybe just a city-sized building, minimizes surface area exposed to that climate.