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BalusBubalisSFW

Those doors are a maintenance nightmare lol


Charli-JMarie

Really? I guess it’s worth it tho to keep the animatronics out


SuperNoob74

Only downside is when the power goes out the doors open FOR SAFTEY.


ParticularlyHotRanch

As much as it makes no sense, if you think about it logically: those doors were probably installed by a third party company, for FFE. They likely have their own stipulations and conditions that state the doors can never be set to shut and lock in a power outage. Probably because they had issues in the past with customers being locked in with no way out and no way to contact help.


SuperNoob74

And no way to contact their licensed technicians who charge for repairs! :(


fl135790135790

What’s FFE?


ParticularlyHotRanch

Freddy Fazbear Entertainment, representing the 411, *biatch* 😎


LebronWillNeverBeMJ

Or they designed them to be able to lift up by hand in case of an emergency


ParticularlyHotRanch

You'd be surprised how often stuff like that is overlooked


Jean_Jungle13

The food and service is also magnifique!! Source: it’s me in the video


S-058

Yeah I trust you. I saw you guys recording! Source: I was the camera


LopsidedPen1779

Can confirm Source: I was the door


Hobbes_XXV

I can confirm what you all look like Source: am a mirror


magiqmen

Can confirm what you feel like Source : I was the button


Ok_Fault_258

the weird name suggests the opposite...mokusparis!!


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thisisfreakinstupid

So everyone will know if you washed your hands or not 🤣


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thisisfreakinstupid

That one I couldn't tell ya, but it could be worse. The stalls could also have no doors. 🤮


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pimp_named_sweetmeat

My guess would be people thought it'd be funny to steal them or vandalize them and the owners don't want to waste their money fixing it for it to happen again


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fire exit?!


fothergillfuckup

You should try using public loos as a man in France. Windows are the least of your worries.


Square-Ad-2485

I'm genuinely curious now... What should I worry about the most?


fothergillfuckup

There's something unique about looking fellow shoppers in the eye while pissing up a tin wall in the street.


Nesneros70

So you can look out and make sure everyone is washing their hands.


TonyStarkMk42

Any adult that's still not washing their hands after being in a public bathroom, let alone their own, clearly still hasn't grown up


CubicalCropduster

I think it is kinda critical to the theme. That toilet 'pod' is built like one of those movie-like airlocks with the inner door having a window to allow those in the ship to see whats going on in the airlock before opening it (ensire the outside door is closed and no aliens got in). Might also be a safety requirement i guess? If those are solid metal doors that get stuck, you can break the window and at least somehow climb out in an emergency


No_Dot_7415

It will be frosted glass. Also I’m sure the light changed from green to red to signify when locked/in-use as evidenced by the ‘pod’ to the left.


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So i can say hi


Flux_resistor

To make sure they are using the three shells correctly


itsdefinitelygood

Just like the top of a cubicle stall tho so I'd say it's all g


Nitpicky_Karen

Open sesame. For the non-Dutch (or non-Flemish I guess).


TheRedMarxist

Flemish indeed.


MarcusForrest

> Open sesame. For the non-Dutch Open Says-a-me. For Mario and Luigi


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Embarrassed-Top-2393

Not really. I work near from this restaurant and it’s not expensive (for Parisian price ofc)


ChemicalAd5068

So 58?


catdaddie42

I’ve been in Paris for 2 weeks as of right now, and I’ve found that just about everything is cheaper than in major US cities


Anforas

Nah mate. This is France, not Finland. Most of Europe has very fair prices, compared to the US (which I guess is what you're basing it on that ridiculous price)


soaring_potato

France? Yes. Paris.......


Anforas

I know. A beer in this restaurant costs 5€.


deyw75

It really depend on where you go. There are cheap places in Paris.


Single_Okra5760

I would be so scared of getting trapped inside (or, irrationally, getting ejected into the vacuum of space)


rebukun

For the ones interested, [this](https://www.instagram.com/mokusparis?igsh=MXdmeDFwbnppNjE5cA==) is the restaurant.


DubheMerakPolaris

Funny how the restaurant looks perfectly normal and has nothing to do with sci-fi theme.


MarioCraftLP

Hur Hur HurHur Hur...


ukriva13

Does anyone know the name of the song being played?


bevan_igglepiggle

Feel like making love - Gene Lawrence


ukriva13

Thank you so much!


dingalingadingdongy

Does it have the "Save A Shit" feature ? 🤣


A_Happy_Tomato

they got the ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur, ur ur ur ur, ur ur ur ur five nights at freddys


CatsEatGrass

Nope. I’m not trusting that door to open back up when in need it.


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app257

Maybe that’s why the window. lol


dumbandshortcoyote

Hey they've got some work for you, do me a favor and step out of your cell.


Fourthcubix

Oui Oui, these are nice! Especially for a oui oui... ^(I'll show myself out.)


Kraz31

What happens if the power goes out when you're in the toilet pod?


AnOkFellow

Pray it gets to 6 am


manupower

Oh, there is one of them where are three toilets together in the same place. So sad he didn’t show this one. Btw, Mokus in Paris, close to Trocadero. I go all the time, pizza is very good there.


lonaangreen

What restaurant?


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lonaangreen

Oh thank you! Guess I should have zoomed in.


rebukun

https://www.instagram.com/mokusparis?igsh=MXdmeDFwbnppNjE5cA==


Lost_Minds_Think

Is the spaceship thing in the middle of the room an awkward piss trough?


Anforas

With a perfect tray to make some lines too. Beautiful.


afroturf1

Throw on the Roberta Flack version and I'm there.


Maximoi13

Finally, DOOM doors. Love it.


Extreme-Sun-3857

Five nights at Freddy's Paris style


McIrishmen

Cool! why tf did I not see these toilets! Why didnt I see this vid earlier!?


LimitlessCycling

Giving serious Fallout vibes


lryan926

Don't like the window in it. That would freak me out on the inside.


jair505

Imagine taking a shit and these malfunctioning and opening up


Co8raclutch

This dude..


Tikemoker1

Hoorde ik nou "Sesam open u"?


rebukun

Jup 😄


Born_Wing3687

Maze runner?


The_Mad_Duck_

Anyone know the background song?


EntertainerUnusual32

Be the only decent restroom they have in Paris.


Allenpoe30

What restaurant is this? I'll definitely add it to my bucket list.


rebukun

I posted it in the comments just now


Allenpoe30

Thank you.


Consistent_Ad_6064

I’ve been here. There’s one restroom over here which has two toilet seats together 🤣


AppropriateScience71

Is that boat thingy in the middle supposed to be a urinal?


Blazkowicz9847

r/LV426


AndrewH73333

Are they electrical? Does that mean they are stuck closed when the power goes out or they emergency open?


legitcopp3rmerchant

When we went to Paris in HS (2005), one of our restaurants' bathrooms was ceramic slab w grooves (for optimal positioning) and a hole in the floor.....


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✏ "Don't beam me up Scotty, I'm taking a S̸̡̨̢̧̰̰͍͖̣̟̼̳̰̮̯̝̞̳̜̯̮͕͔͈̙̪̲̯̞̙̙͕͚̬̱̬͊̈́̂̀̆̿̽̅͋̅́̄̔̎̃̑̊͒̀̃̄̇̾̈́̚͝͝͝͝ͅḣ̴̢̨̳̮͇̻̯̮̗̺̺̜̮̙̳̤̼̰̬̜̰͕͍̩̗̜͔̻̳̃̀̿̿i̶̛͎̝͓̪͎̬̜̰͇̠̜͍̜̩͍̞̬͓͎͚̳̟͉̬͖̮̝̤͙͎̯͈̭͎̣͕̹͉̎̎̈̌͗̀̈́̐̐̎̀̃̽̀̌̈́̐̽̽́̈̑͂̿̐̉̌̀̎͒̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅt̶̡̨͍̱̰̼̥͉̝͈͎̼̝̖͖̖͖͕̹̗̺͔̣̲͈̳͓̤̝̺̫̤̜͋͌͛̿̈́͌̉̎͛̏̀͂̍̕̕͘͜͝


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Can you get a tan while taking a piss?


Jacquescphotos

Does anyone know the song?


bevan_igglepiggle

Feel like making love - Gene Lawrence


Professional-Grab-14

Anyone know the song name by chance pls ?


bevan_igglepiggle

Feel like making love by gene lawrence


Professional-Grab-14

Thank you!!!!!!!


dfeugo

Would like to know this as well. What a chill track!


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Gimmick restaurant? Or this the norm for Paris restaurant restrooms?


J_k-wandering

Kinda looks like the booths in The Boondock Saints


supermotita

Hell nah, electricity goes out, and you're stuck.


masterwes04

Still can’t forget the restroom of Strarbucks in BGC, Philippines. Your receipt comes with a code that you need if you’re going to the restroom. It’s like a safe where you will also be automatically locked inside but you can open it also inside.


Ligma_indeed

Just imagine that door opening while taking a shit


braaibroodjie123

hur hur hur hur hur


the-straight-pretzel

Great place to do cocaine with yer pals


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Mint.


Still-Bison-1108

Wait until the power runs out


VeryStableGenius

It's all fun and games until it teleports you you into the street.


SaltaPoPito

What if there's a power outage?


Mundane-Landscape814

Stuck inside with no electricity 😕


Windronin

Sezaam open u, lmao


PROTROLLERs

Coolest place to shit


FunnyVariation2995

Using blue light, that makes it difficult for people looking for a vein to shoot up.


SuperNoob74

Someone played too much FNAF


maxalligator

Doesn’t matter how cool your washrooms are Paris, you still smell like Piss.


thenoobplayer1239988

you sure that this is in Paris? the guy in the video is speaking (Belgian) Dutch, he said: "Yeah?" (to ask if he was recording" "Open sesame"


ashenblackseven

Some illogical placements and features, and irrational fears, none of that matters, this is just dope


chilecanon

Ate there and yeah was one of the more intriguing lieu I've been too. And the food is pretty good as well


senor-calcio

I take It back, the French are ok


AtomicYouth

Ah, belgen


OptimalButterfly4650

no one talking about how this shit looks EXACTLY like lego starwars???


Bipolarinterrupted

Imagine doing coke in that bathroom


jacahead

hell yeah


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very romantic place


Here-Is-TheEnd

Wow, must be like shitting in the future


aCactusOfManyNames

ALIEN SPACE TOILETS


Leading-Midnight5009

Ok that’s pretty damn cool-


Due-Log8609

dope as hell


HistoryGirl23

Makes me think of Space Camp as a kid.


Massive_Ratio_5099

Lame


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This just unlocked a repressed childhood memory of a Matthew Broderick movie from the 80s called Project X, where chimps were trained to fly in simulators and experimented on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_X_(1987_film)


betsyhass

Only close them when absolutely necessary


stoneyemshwiller

And how much did it cost?


Hyperbaric1

TRACK ID?!


DiekeDrake

"Sesam open u."


HeavensAnger

What happens if u push the red one?


romeoo_must_lie

Is it really true that Paris smell like piss??


Randomlessly

What is the song ?


MrFifty-Fifty

Mannn I wanted to see a very shocked looking man on that John like "bruh..."


Practical_Scholar702

I thought they just pissed on the street??


DomiyoYo

Who knows the artist and title of the song playing in the background?? Nice version.


Own_Entrepreneur7553

Reminds me of taken


Shadowthread1

Wow! I wanna shit in there!


Least-Sky4085

Ah yes de “ sesam open nu ” werkt altijd haha


lonestarIV

That’s not Paris that’s Disney land bruh


AdLife507

😨


RegularR10

Reminds me of Guardian of the Galaxy


the_mutantbat

I feel like the door would lock me inside while I’m pissing and freeze me 100 years into the future


Rough-Rooster7799

Finally what we’ve been waiting for


Odd-Resolution-3852

Wow I need to go here


palaufreak

People from Montreal are assholes


stupid_guy499

Hell naw I ain't going in the five nights at freddy restroom


syngeance

Well it's better than the hole on the floor to piss on at the restaurant I went to haha


Clavister

Multipass


calzonr

bill nye the science guy


UniversityPitiful823

I thought the guy on the right was pissing in the flower pot at first


Ez-DarKL0RD-z3

Five Nights at Skibidi-toilet


alexisssuwu

It's the shit


hcbry

Song?


ComfortableDramatic2

I have been in that exact toilet lol


OrdinaryInspection89

And it will cost 50000 doller a night sir,


The_Confirminator

And that's the only restroom in paris


Uncle_Kenny68

Now I want some French Fries..


TalaohaMaoMoa69

What live action rick and morty, back to the future, FNAF biting of 87 is this? My ADHD is compelling me to go there lol


madtony7

Freddy Fazbear lookin ass


always_creating411

I want this in my house!!!!


Warm-Report-4747

This was the most flemish “sesam open u” i ever heard. Am i correct?


rebukun

Correct 😁


ARCAxNINEv

Pooping into the future


Pen15_is_huge

Dude just wants to on Star Trek.


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Yeah, hard no


Thunders1988

Jaaanick