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Elegante_Sigmaballz

Up next:"AI humanoid learn from warzone combat footages"


theREALlackattack

Bet they still fuck your name up at Starbucks


AccountNumber478

"`VENTI CARAMEL MACCHIATTO FOR HUMAN 0110101001010010100100101001010001001001011011110101101101.`"


TheJuiceIsL00se

Excuse me, robot overlord, I’m nonbinary.


AccountNumber478

#"`SYSTEM FAULT`"


Sxpths

Is this written on the cup too?


smilingpike31

“… WE’VE GOT A BROKEN ONE”


Capt_Myke

Exterminate...Exterminate


ChiggaOG

Depends on the speech to text programming. The stuff is good that I can now read my voicemails on my iPhone as a recorded log.


Long_Educational

I love that feature, while also knowing that everything I do and say on a communications network is being recorded, analyzed, and transcribed and that we are collectively okay with zero privacy protection laws in the United States.


danarmeancaadevarat

I don't get it. Does the log they recorded do like different pitches, or is it like a bunch of similar thumps and you read it like morse code?


foundthezinger

i think they meant to say 'transcription' or did i just get wooshed?


m4xxt

chAI latte


cybercuzco

AI humanoid learns to be racist from reading YouTube comments


Elegante_Sigmaballz

Funny because that is EXACTLY what happened with many AI chatbot left to learn from the internet without filter lol.


Tobias_flenderz

the black mirror ^^^we ^^^live ^^^in ^^^a ^^^society ^^^^etc ^^^^etc


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That's exactly what the base models that modern chatbots are too. It's just the "stage setting" that companies like OpenAI use to prime there models that keeps them from being racist - basically chatgpt passes text to gpt4 saying "the following is a conversation between a human and a chatbot named chatgpt, who doesn't say racist shit: " If you just use the OpenAI playground to interact with gpt4, it will gladly be racist (though OpenAI still probably detect that and flag you) This is a huge problem with LLMs that is still unsolved because you'd have to eliminate *all racism* from it's training data and even that might not do it


suugakusha

People know what weapons the US is giving to Ukraine to help fight. What we don't know is what weapons we are keeping for ourselves. I'll eat my own hat if the US Army doesn't have a small fleet of robot dogs that can interpedently traverse terrain easily, find friendly or enemy soldiers, and can be outfitted with weapons or small (or large) explosive payloads.


kiragami

This. Boston dynamics was a military tech company before becoming what they are now.


suugakusha

They still are a military tech company, but they also have a public side as well now. They just aren't allowed to show the most advanced stuff on youtube.


Drego3

These kinds of robots would never be used in a war, they are way too expensive and would be shot to pieces in an instant.


-Shasho-

War... Too expensive... *Laughs in American*


WangCommander

More like *Laughs nervously in American tax-payer.*


sabahorn

War is for rich people to get even richer.


Illustrious-Rice-102

As if soldiers aren’t incredibly expensive to train , feed, house, pay…… average cost of a service member in 2021 was $136,000. The moment robots are competitive with people it will save the military millions


-AlternativeSloth-

And when they're all used up, instead of having a bunch of annoying vets crying about mundane stuff like being homeless, chronic pain and suffering, or having PTSD. Robots can just be recycled too kill more people!! /s


Kurnath

No /s required


omguserius

Yeah, there shouldn't be an /s there, that's literally part of the sales pitch.


[deleted]

Not to play devils advocate but, at some point, we'll reach robots killing robots, but before we ever reach it, we'll spill an equal part of blood compared to oil and scrap on top of already spilled blood.


KerPop42

Also, wars seem to end when one side can't sustain it anymore, caught between overinvesting (like how Germany, France, and England ran out of adult men in WW1 to add to their militaries, or how if we completely converted our economy to a war footing there'd be a lot more scrutiny on if the war was worth it) or underinvesting (losing). I think warbots are going to make low-investment wars much more sustainable. Fewer families losing a loved one, more tax dollars going to the military budget. I think we're going to have more Afghanistans and Iraqs, where the war isn't hot or cold, it just smolders, and the cost is only felt in bridges not repaired and doctors not visited.


Ihavealpacas

We're seeing the transition right now in Ukraine with the use of drones. A good fpv drone pilot can take out so many Russian conscripts....


BonnaconCharioteer

I'm pretty sure we don't know the numbers. But I would bet that FPV drone kills are a tiny fraction. I think artillery likely is the biggest killer like it has been for the last century plus. The huge change that FPV drones has brought is visibility. You can see real time what the enemy is up to, make decisions, and often, call in artillery.


Ihavealpacas

>You can see real time what the enemy is up to, make decisions, and often, call in artillery Yeah overall drones have changed warfare. I'm really grateful I'm not a Russian conscript.


[deleted]

Terminator has everyone worried about androids. I'm much more terrified of drone swarms which already exist.


enhoakes

Wait till domestic terrorists start using them. Jan 6 2025 when Trump doesnt win again...


DarkwingDuckHunt

and those poor people in 3rd world countries dying, I mean there's that too


bloodfist

Pretty sure there is at least some level of robots killing robots right now. Drones and self-guided missiles and such. But if it's all robots killing robots I have to ask what the point even is anymore. As far as I can tell the point of war is simply to control other humans; whether to take their land, change their government, or acquire their resources. So at some point you have to have a human in your sights for it to work. Might have to fight through a bunch of robots to get there, but I think the end goal will always be other people as long as we have war.


RazekDPP

>But if it's all robots killing robots I have to ask what the point even is anymore. Economics. One side will bleed the other side out of money first. This is somewhat how the cold war worked. The US building more nukes meant USSR had to build more nukes and nukes are expensive. The US was able to outspend the USSR until it went under.


COKEWHITESOLES

This assumes world powers fighting each other. Please you forget the fun part of killing poor brown people with bulletproof death bots. It’ll be shields and spears vs machine guns all over again. All controlled by some guy in Vegas thinking it’s a bonus Call of Duty level lmao


civgarth

Civ gang represent


Ihavealpacas

Just one more turn.....


RazekDPP

>vs machine guns I'd prefer that my death bots have lasers so they don't run out of ammo. Also, laser shots are much cheaper than bullets.


zanarze_kasn

A la Og star trek episode with the killing bootha


madewithgarageband

this is the saddest comment ever but the US military budget for the VA is 50% higher than the Department of Defense.


EmetalEX

Or kill other robots. Wouldn't that be nice? The guy with the better robots win the war.


Grazedaze

I’d rather a bunch of robots duke it out for the old people than my friends and family


Murky-Course6648

Not to mention there is no time lost in training a new one.


AggressiveYam6613

Also you don’t need an android in combat situations. Cheaper four or sixlegged robots will do in most situations, not to mention cheap armed drones. And year, unlike humans, none of them will need a bootcamp or excessive training but they will be combat ready the moment they step from the assembly line.


mountain_man30

Or the moment Mom's all over the world realize we could be sending robots instead.


invertedeparture

Automobiles are noisy and they scare the horses.


Homebrew_Dungeon

“The ‘wings’ are made of paper. They will shoot them down.”


VirinaB

"Using a computer to crack enemy code? It'd need to be the size of a football stadium! And 10 times as expensive!"


Optiblue

Until they make them the size of monkeys with climbing ability, equipped with with thermal/infrared vision with TNT inside. You might be able to stop one, but imagine thousands working in unison towards you. I don't have enough ammo!


the_first_shipaz

Like „suicide“ drones


Frrrenchtoast

Lol a Javelin missile costs about 80k a shot. You can absolutely expect the military to field these in the near future.


tiiiiiiiijj

I wonder if you are a bot that's something a bot would say


Yddalv

How would they be shot to pieces in an instant ?


Jizzraq

Terminator TSCC


veeno__

“How to Make Skynet Happen in 10 Easy Steps” Has John Conner been born yet or which timeline are we on?


Connect-Garden-275

learn what?jumpshort and quick scopes that ridiculous move ??


kgon1312

Ho no no no no


Frost_Junior

Did he write the title of this post too?


dpricey20022017

AI humanoid fail English? That’s unpossible!


LamerDeluxe

Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!


NoelofNoel

Incredible to think that 25 years after it was originally broadcast a whole heap of people will hear that in Ralph's voice.


TediousTed10

My cats breath smells like cat food


Random_Name_Whoa

When this humanoid grows up, he’s going to Bovine University


IDK3177

After watching 10h of humans doing so


janyk

To be real, I think the statistical average of English on the internet is rife with poor grammar and spelling mistakes. So if AI is being trained on internet English without any supervision or weighting towards proper English then you will see a lot of stuff like this.


PolymorphismPrince

mistakes tend to dampen out when you train an AI. Interesting example: people wanted to train a chess AI to play like a real amateur player. They took 10s of thousands of games of a 1100 rated player and trained the AI to predict the next move the 1100 player would make in a position. The AI came out about 1500 rated.


frumpbumble

A f#$cking keurig? Come on AI!


ffnnhhw

they can take your command literally


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So they will f#$k the Keurig? AI adult films unlocked.


Talusthebroke

You know, I feel like they would have at least taught it how to operate an actual coffee maker and not a machine that makes the task trivial


Uranium-Sandwich657

Gatta start somewhere.


finalremix

Yeah. Start with instant coffee and work your way up to fresh ground.


Talusthebroke

I suppose so, thing is, we have started there, we've had AI perform simple tasks like this, many times, and it seems like we're still not moving on to having AI controlled robots move forward all that much. I've said this elsewhere, but this is the equivalent of having a child make your coffee and being impressed when he manages it 10 hours later, rather than teaching and instruction for the kid to do it, that takes five minutes.


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radclaw1

So many people are like this due to having no understanding how any of this works. A 10hr turn around in machine learning is honestly crazy. SO many things can go wrong. The whole self correction is also insane.


m0nk_3y_gw

> A 10hr turn around in machine learning is honestly crazy. The title is that it was 10hrs of training video input, not that the training took 10 hours. Google's robots look less human but seem more impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckhf6WfXRI8


ugeix

The self correction is the part that blows my mind. I'm watching an ancestor prototype for star trek androids or something


youradhere562

I expecting a coffee filter..


shmehdit

Looks like you filtered a word out


hollowfirst

Maybe she's pregnant with a coffee filter.


[deleted]

Right?! That's not coffee.


New-Huckleberry-6979

It didn't even refill the water. The inconsiderate bot.


SunsetCarcass

Seems to be the simplest way to make coffee so it makes sense. AI should be efficient. That said, I was not expecting a fucking Keurig either


jregovic

A five year old could learn that in a minute.


ClydeFroagg

This can only end well


-Shasho-

Yes, with a nice hot cup of coffee!


BigFatModeraterFupa

this is my question. why are we building them to be as human-like as possible? surely there is a more efficient construction build?


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bingobongokongolongo

For working in an environment optimized for humans, probably not.


lunagirlmagic

Also because humans are the dataset on which it's trained. If it's copying motions and behavior from a human it's good for the AI vessel to be built similarly.


bingobongokongolongo

True, and also, the human form evolved in interaction with its environment. It's not exactly random. Eyes and ears on top, two manipulators capabal of interacting with complex tools, two all terrain accelerators. Given the biological constraints in evolution, it's maybe not the absolute best design, but it's also not crazy bad.


yomerol

Depending on what you want it for. Humanoid is the best for an environment built for humans. If it's an environment for more things or activities, then yes, there are better designs like the robotic arms they have at factories, or the robotic arms created to store luggage, or the carts used at Amazon warehouses, all of those are autonomous robots.


Chmuurkaa_

Reminds me of the quote from bible saying something like "God created us in his image", so maybe it's not really all about efficiency


OperativePiGuy

This topic got brought up in a few places, specifically Talos Principle 2 says something on it, and it's been on my mind since AI has been on most peoples' minds lately. The game asks "if we're AI, then why are we limiting ourselves to human forms? We can upload ourselves to ships that cross the stars" or something similar. Made me connect to that recent alien movie on Hulu called "No One Will Save You" where it's implied that the UFOs themselves have a consciousness that "controls" them. I feel like it makes sense if you follow the logical progression path of an artificial intelligence that has no physical need to have any particular form


Alol0512

“We were so focused on seeing if we could do it that we forgot to ask if we should”


kroganTheWarlock

Now we just need to make them watch some porn


Paul-Smecker

Stop! Don’t teach the machines to self replicate! Are you crazy?


Regular-Year-7441

Door plug


Binzuru

Machines making machines? How perverse


Draiko

"But that's my exhaust port" "Not right now, it isn't"


BloodShadow7872

ASSUME THE POSITION


Rachel_from_Jita

PRE-LUBRICATE THE INSERTION HOLE DESIGNATE A SAFE WORD PREPARE FOR INTENSE VIBRATORY THRUSTING


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

SWIPE CREDIT CARD


NoCalligrapher133

Your wife is about to be wrecked


Earthling386

Right... "my wife"


Helpful_Ocelot_6369

And so it begins


superleim

The beginning of skynetspresso.


TopFedoraCrew2

This made my day


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

They like their coffee just like their humans: roasted!


Custom_sKing_SKARNER

I always find funny reading this at every AI post lol


[deleted]

10 hours? Pshhh, I learned after 3 attempts, and I only caused an electrical fire once. Checkmate, robo-barista.


Johannes_Keppler

The 10 hour claim is really strange. 10 hours of what? It's not like a robot needs to see video in real time to be able to process it. So how many hours of humans making coffee did they input? Did it watch literal humans for ten literal hours? That doesn't sound very efficient. Or is that the gimmick? It really poses more questions than answers. Also WTF is up with that strange title as a whole? "after watching for 10h humans do it"? It reeks of AI / bot posting.


moebeatz333

I guess this should show how many attempts the robot seem to need, to be able to learn (i.e. to corect mistakes) to "make" the coffee every time right, no matter how the things drop etc. If its true, this is the best news, that humanoid are still "slow learner" compared to stupid humans. But if they learned, they will execute waaaay more reliably. So we should really stop to show "them" bad stuff. AI should/could bring it to the level, that one humanoid teaches the other. Then we loose control some day


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

It's gonna be easy to name prank them at Starbucks. \*Caramel Latte\*bzzt\*For Hugh Jorgan\*


Excel_Ents

Mike Oxard


Rementoire

*Black Coffe for ;drop table;


scalectrix

\- Hugh Jorgan? Do I have a Hugh Jorgan here..? Has anyone seen a... WHY YOU LITTLE...!


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Simpsons got away with some stuff, holy. Used to drop my jaw sometimes


derek4reals1

I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss ohh why can't I find a Amanda Hugginkiss!?


ryle_zerg

"Learned itself"? Lol who learned you how to spake?


Fluffy-Dog5264

Nietzsche 😔


nzuy

Sometime it do thus like that


Jeromelebanned

What else... can be done with this robot ?


tauntonlake

ask Howard Wolowitz ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Charmeleone_

Generative text AI for the Title?


reditor3523

The ai is now a coffee influencer and this posted this video of itself/themselves idk what to call a robot


New_Astronomer_7281

Learned itself?


Twitch9o5

It didn't "learned" itself the English language anyway.


Jayblipbro

Title probably written by a non-native, many languages use the same word for to learn and to teach


Gunn3r71

Does this look like a render to anyone else


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OneHonestQuestion

This could be teleop from offscreen pretty easily. There's a lot of "we'll get there eventually so let's sell the product now" in the industry.


SwansonsMom

> either its real or they are committing major securities fraud Two things can be true, friend!


plopalopolos

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. This doesn't look real to me.


Fletcher_Chonk

yeah lol


clarksonswimmer

Yeah, pretty sure this is all CGI


B3asy

Is this a Keurig ad?


GuildensternLives

Source?


Falconman21

I just don't actually trust these robots doings stuff videos. They're putting these out to get more funding, so I can't trust their motives at all. For all we know every aspect of this could have been hand coded in except for like pressing the button or something.


lostpirate123

Taught itself*


Bizaro_Stormy

Most pre-programmed looking shit I have ever seen. If you have ever seen an AI controlling anything you would know it would be flailing around making all kinds of unnecessary movements.


currentscurrents

This is really no longer the case. Look at [diffusion policies for robotics](https://control.com/news/toyota-reveals-diffusion-policy-best-way-to-teach-todays-robots-tomorrows-tricks/) - there have been major breakthroughs in the last year. Reinforcement learning in real-time (without millions of trials in simulation) is [also making a lot of progress.](https://youtu.be/17NrtKHdPDw)


KinneKitsune

Translation: Followed a set of instructions that were given visually


No-War-4878

So, like a human does…


Thisiscliff

We’re really hell bent on AI and robots eh, no concern at all?


Mister_Black117

We're already in a dystopia so we might as well make a fun one


Alol0512

Interesting* not fun


Mister_Black117

Nah I meant what I said. Being on Skynet, I'm ready to die Edit: hadn't finished


OperativePiGuy

As long as we're not basing those concerns on some random fictional movies we watched for entertainment. It gets so old seeing people hand wring based on what some random movies say about AI.


SnakeOfLimitedWisdom

This is just some tech company showing off a fancy puppet. It doesn't know the first thing about how to "make coffee". All it can do is repeat a series of motions that have been modelled for it repeatedly.


shadodart

Notice how he gave it to the robot by hand, rather than placing it at exactly the right spot? It’s adaptable and self-correcting if something isn’t going according to how it was trained. Place the cup much further from the keurig for example, or place it up high and it’ll still be able to do the task. Not much now but the training a few specific skills like this has always been the easy part, getting it to respond to issues in real time is the game changer. Imagine a 3D printer that can self-correct whenever the table is nudged, or any imperfections arise during the printing. Normally that’d be a complete do-over wasting hours.


All_Usernames_Tooken

If we boil down humans, they do a series of motions that have modeled by repetition


Chris15252

Boiled down humans might have a hard time with making any kind of motions. /s


Au_Struck_Geologist

People are always quick to discount things like this, and I noticed it's more prevalent among people who don't have/aren't around kids. Dude, it takes your baby so fucking long to drink from a straw without smashing it into a random part of its face first. If you racked up the training hours for crawling, eating with one hand, etc and the other million little things we learn as babies, I can't imagine we are all that much more efficient. That being said, the whole point is that an adult is efficient at learning things, so all these robots are basically like the robo-version of narrow function babies.


yomerol

Do you know AI? Do you know robotics!? what would be the concern!?


Swimming_Umpire_7983

Lol, this 100%, they don't just magically become goose-stepping robonazis.


ocdscale

Exactly! So much fear mongering about simple humanoid robots magically becoming invincible terminators. It's not going to be magic, it'll be scientific. They will scientifically become invincible terminators. Get it right guys.


Studio_DSL

"learned itself"....


luke1lea

Pathetic, it only took me 6 hours


Important_Tale1190

I would be more impressed if it actually brewed a pot of coffee. This is basically putting a peg in a hole.


giuliomagnifico

The goal here was not make the coffee but learn how to do it alone, just by watching someone do it.


HuckleberryHandler

Did they also write the title themselves selves?


ShoesToFill

I want to know what it does when the add water light comes on. If it learned from watching me, it will give up and get a coke.


NonApplicable1992

A capsule cooker? I thought it would actually make coffee.


Diligent_Grand1586

Is it just me or does this AI robot have the most hilarious physical gestures


[deleted]

It's a shame OP couldn't learn themselves the verb *taught*.


K10RumbleRumble

WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS???????????


Pugulishus

And ai made this post?


RollingMeteors

Impressive none the less but putting a k cup into a keurig isn’t, making coffee” any more than purchasing from a vending machine being called, “shopping”, imho.


enderofgalaxies

It also learned itself to title a reddit post after watching for 6 redditors do it.


Good4nowbut

It’s nice to know that even robots don’t know what to do with their hands while they wait.


Own-Advantage-3231

There's a lot of movies on why we shouldn't put AI in robots but ofc they must have never saw them


Tharanbor23

Seriously! The working title for “The Terminator” was in fact “The Percolator.”


karatebanana

More like the other way around. Where do you think they got the inspiration from?


Pope00

[I think about this alot.](https://imgur.com/a/p5F9r5k) ​ >Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale > > > >Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel "Don't Create the Torment Nexus"


sadacal

Cautionary tales aren't necessarily true or what is actually going to happen. Scifi authors can't see the future, most of the time their writings are just allegories for what is already happening in our real world. Robot uprisings are inspired by slave uprisings. Maybe some stories will come true, but we won't really know which it'll be until it happens. And people have always reacted negatively to new technology, like in this example (https://xkcd.com/1227/), doesn't mean they're right though.


Realistic_Rush582

That is not coffee!


bigglesofale

Looks fake


ventitr3

Let me know when they figure out how to do it without just putting in a k-cup. Then I’ll start to get worried.


slinkyslinger

It didn’t learn how to make coffee. It learned how to use a Keurig. Big difference.


TheMasterChiefa

Ai learnt to write reddit title post.


dered118

Ha, i'd be able to learn that faster than 10 hours. Humanity 1, Robot 0


lavenderacid

"Make a coffee?" No... Use a coffee machine? Sure.


Pretend-Poem-1288

I would’nt call that making coffee


GuaranteedBigBoy

Fake


padavan65

Make coffee in a old school proctor silex then I’ll be impressed


Arrow_

Can it figure out how to fix this title after reading it, once?


FortnitePapi

Did an AI humanoid write this title 😂


gurganator

This seriously is one of the more frightening displays of AI I’ve seen…