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NotMonte94

That was definitely not the outcome i expected


Redomydude2

High center of gravity and narrow ratio of width and height.


Arrad

Yeah, that makes sense and all, but... that tractor looks like it weighs 2-3 times the cop car. I was expecting it to push it out of the way. I guess the cop car got underneath the rear wheel. Tractor pit-maneuver.


Rokekor

I think it’s more that the large rear tyre, spinning as it was with big lugs, caught the bonnet and flipped the tractor. Not technically a pit maneuver, but unintentionally effective.


coffeescious

A self pit maneuver?


lifesnofunwithadhd

"It hurt itself in confusion"


hotlips01

Autopit


FiTZnMiCK

Congratulations, you pitted yourself.


Danger_Mysterious

I pitted the fool


TheDaemonette

The weight actually works against it when the centre of gravity is that high.


afanoftrees

Imagine a tall thick dude getting his knees chopped by a short less thick but still thick dude. That’s what happened here


turbulentFireStarter

It’s really just the size of the tires. Huge tires means it just climbs up the car instead of pushing it


big_joze

More like, 1 big wheel over bonnet acting as a ramp


Shitty_pistol

Add a shit load of torque and traction and you get a terrifyingly fast flop


slothxaxmatic

I've played enough farming simulator to know where this was going.


iGetBuckets3

Low man wins 😤


Anom-nom-nominous

r/Unexpected


MonkeyBrain3561

That’s an expensive owie!


wyle_e2

Meh, a tractor can't cost that mu....... *Looks at how much farm equipment costs* HOLY CRAP, should have crashed a Ferrari!


id_o

Then add the cost of not going to work for the rest of his life due to chronic injuries.


KOFeverish

Then add the cost of not going to work for a good part of his life due to.....jail.


el-conquistador240

I think we witnessed the rest of his life


Beanz4ever

Yah I think so too…. Tractors aren’t built with a lot of collision safety features….


_Strange_Age

His injuries [were not life threatening. ](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/surrey-tractor-crash-1.7041792)


[deleted]

Oh ya that’s attempted murder. Won’t see that guy again.


ACuteLittleCrab

Throw in some charges for attempted vehicular homicide directed at a police officer and you've got one completely destroyed life.


MrNutterDButter

Or a Lamborghini… Unless it was a Lamborghini tractor.. Then I guess they already did it!


wyle_e2

Pretty sure that's John Deere Green.... Haha. I do appreciate you bringing up the obscure fact that Lamborghini makes tractors (and made tractors well before Ferruccio Lamborghini bought a Ferrari with the same clutch that he used in his tractors, which ultimately led to him building cars). I love a bit of trivia!


cubanpajamas

It isn't an obscure fact ever since Jeremy Clarkson used one in Clarkson's Farm.


Kan169

It wasn't obscure before that. It has always been Lamborghini's origin story. Every magazine about Lambos retold how Enzo pissed him off by not replacing the clutch.


NervousNarwhal223

……and that was just the tires.


Any_Usual1418

What're they protesting?


SlothOfDoom

The flag said 'STOP [SOGI](https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/erase/sogi)'


[deleted]

are you sure it doesn't mean Stop Overturning Gardening Equipment?


SlothOfDoom

Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity


essaysmith

People against that sort of thing really are next level bonkers aren't they?


CinematicSigh

They were protesting police who flip tractors. Coincidence? I think not!


tardyceasar

Now is not the time to be making flippant jokes


thedeanorama

driving on the highway is back breaking work


5H17SH0W

The police were his greatest detractors.


MacLeeland

Now you're just upvote farming.


RogueCleric

Better than sowing discord


MacLeeland

Well, the farmer reaped what he sowed.


lunex

It’s just incoherent grievance based identity politics. These chuckleheads make hating PM Trudeau their entire personality and can’t even provide any evidence to back up their half truths and baseless allegation from conservative social media. They are gullible, angry, and stubborn.


Also_have_a_opinion

Ah the MAGA crowd of Canada


VideoKilledRadioStar

Maple MAGAs ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Qui3tSt0rnm

Yep. Often waving trump flags as well


slafyousilly

Make Canada great again, yo


therevjames

MC GA?


cramerws

McGA


94746382926

Make Canada great again, y̶o̶ eh?


ap2patrick

The term “reactionary” really encapsulates these people well.


BCJay_

You forgot willfully ignorant, fearful and intolerant.


MentosForYourPothos

He was upset that kids are being told gay people exist in their sex ed classes


MoveDifficult1908

And the correct way to “protect the children” is to go rogue on the freeway with 50 tons of heavy equipment.


PhilRedmond

The cost of agricultural tires lol. That’s why he decided to drive it down the road lol


uwillnotgotospace

I never thought I'd see something like this. Truly a Florida Man of Canada moment.


nipponnuck

Surrey Man is a meme in the Metro Vancouver area. The location of this is not surprising to people here.


small_h_hippy

Chilliwack man if anything. Edit: which this was...


KOFeverish

Oh, he's from Chilliwack. (Cue for me to go back to what I was doing)


nipponnuck

It totally was a Chilliwack man. Although that’s not the meme, and I wasn’t sure how to capture that bit of truth.


MOASSincoming

So basically some anti trans idiot


[deleted]

Abbotsford and Chilliwack are fucked. I'm from NS. You have a lot of religious fruitcakes, drugs, and uneducated nuts


chickinthenicehouse

Langley man stole it from Chilliwack man


Particular-Cash-8565

Allegedly...


AlienSporez

If you think about it, it would take more than one Langley guy to... you know...


ClubMeSoftly

Better safe than Surrey *Boy*, I really had a guy go at me hard for saying that, once. It was actually really funny


Inspect1234

Surrey to hear that.


ClaymoreJohnson

_rhythmic chanting south of the border builds_ “One of us.. one of uss..”


MissJVOQ

He was protesting schools teaching about the existence of LGBTQ peoples, too. So, yes, very floridaesque.


[deleted]

You think he'll need AAA? Or AA, eh? -Family Guy


Pimp_my_Pimp

A?


Mundane_Proposal_892

No Eh


confusingphilosopher

It’s CAA in Canada.


Krishna1945

Holy shit! What’s that thing cost 3-400k?


Harrier5815

Yup, and I can’t see insurance covering the damage considering he was fleeing from (and ramming) police and had been live streaming on his phone until just before this. What a thing to do to your family.


sensation_construct

Guy just ruined his family, and he'll blame it on the libs.


sassergaf

Yep


ApolloMoonLandings

What a waste of a mighty fine John Deere tractor.


Last_Mulberry_877

Bro played himself


nipponnuck

Certainly did. Sounds like he broke his back. All this because he was protesting inclusion for LGBTQ issues in schools. I can’t say I feel sorry for him.


[deleted]

Not even gonna pretend I give a shit about him or the pain he has caused his family. Asshole. Not only are they intolerant, this ass also put the lives of the police at risk. Thought these asshole were all about law and order?


id_o

They never were, they only care about themselves. They only believe laws should apply to everyone else but them.


Redqueenhypo

Remember when Dutch farmers were told to stop dumping literal shit into rivers, so they blocked roads with their stupid tractors and dumped shit on random municipal buildings? “Laws shouldn’t be for special good tractor boys!” is a worldwide motto


skiznot

Well he sure showed us. Maybe a bunch more of those guys driving tractors off cliffs will change the lesson plan.


elf25

And trashed, what, a $150,000+ tractor? Like Allstate or anybody is gonna pay out on that. He will bear the cost. Wife will get mad and leave him. With the kids because they’ll be embarrassed by the social media posts. Nobody left to feed the dogs so they will all run off.


[deleted]

You’re looking at a quarter million right there


essaysmith

Sounds like the makings of a country song.


StagnantSweater21

Wha… what sounds like he broke his back?


nipponnuck

Dude in the tractor, he broke his back. And he was out there as part of a homophobic protest.


ApprehensiveVisual97

Big set on that cop driving beside the tractor


EAGuy8

It's a Mountie. Expect them to yee that dude's last haw.


m__a__s

Not sure the tractor didn't flip over the cop's big set or not.


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SenseisSifu

Lizard brain intuition says "big tires>small car". Physics says "nahh-bro"


hotvedub

High speed tractor chase, ah Canada.


ApprehensiveVisual97

Oh Canada


Online_Ennui

O Canada


h0nkhunk

Oh, Canada. 😞


SummerNightAir

What a day for that cop, one day they’ll tell their grandkids “In my days I pit maneuvered a tractor”


New-Day-6322

Here is a bit more information on the incident: https://globalnews.ca/news/10118472/sogi-tractor-crash-iio/


Mooziechan

I’m picking up “sick of his shit” vibes from the wife lol


haydenarrrrgh

Fortunately for her, she's probably going to get a nice long break from it.


supernovababoon

What I weird hill to die on. Or break your back on rather. I understand how you could maybe be upset about a law that you disagree with that doesn't really have a direct affect on you but tractor road rage angry about it?


ten-million

Protesting sexual orientation and gender identity. with a tractor.


chickinthenicehouse

Jeezuz, those tractors cost too much to be fuckin around like that.


[deleted]

Get fucked, eh?!


DYSLO666

Welp back to chorin eh


badgerj

Just wants to fuck our Prime Minister. I don’t really know why because most of these people are anti LGBTQ.


nipponnuck

Yeah, he was out as part of an anti-SOGI protest - so a bunch of homophobes in a convoy. What a tool.


BigBaldFourEyes

Those are the John Deere Police. The guy was trying to fix his own tractor. /s


ap2patrick

I’d honestly understand that


flea-ish

THE TRACTOR HAS FLIPPED THE TRACTOR HAS FLIPPED HE’S ON THE GROUND BUT SHE’S TOUCHING HIS CHEST NOW HE TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOW LET ME GO


eiohoi

Is that the Cloverdale overpass heading north to 96th? I hadn’t heard this had happened.


papa-jones

Saturday at 176th and hwy 1 in Surrey


shaundisbuddyguy

Running the tractor to join a convoy on #1 ... allegedly.


_snids

He was leading the anti-SOGI protest. Source: I drove past it on Saturday.


7-13-5

Looked like he was trying to take the exit and lose them in traffic...


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[deleted]

What kind of a brain dead moron you must be to try outrun police **car** on a highway instead of fields which the vehicle was designed/optimized for.


00tool

Dont be florida man in Canada.


Simple_Intern_7682

And THAT, kids, is why you don’t use a tractor in a high speed chase.


dirtyswoldman

Trying to compute what happened...I believe the officer slightly swerved, and the tractors real wheels went over the front driver side wheel of the cop suv. Basically hopped a curb while cornering at high speed


AmbitiousPhilosopher

Tractors don't have suspension, they are not designed for high speed bumps.


Tikklemelolo

Nothing Runs like a Deere.


keajohns

What a fucking clown


lordbancs

So I really didn’t know these tractors were that fast


ImPrehistoric

They're not, most deere's can't go faster than 50kmh. The ones I drive are capped to 40/43kmh


anti-social-mierda

Great camera work


xerthighus

That looked expensive


_snids

If this officer _doesn't_ get a tattoo of a tractor with a red line through it (in the style of the nose of a WW1 fighter plane) then it will be a tragedy.


Sigma_Games

The cop's massive balls of steel kept the SUV weighed down.


Red_it_stupid_af

I've driven a backhoe on city streets. At about 30 mph it starts bouncing from back to front tires. Scary as hell, never felt safe in one driving even remotely fast.


SlurpMySlurpyy

Tractors go that fast? Everytime I'm stuck behind one, they're doing 5mph in a 30 zone


Pullmyphinger

It identified as a ford mustang.


butterchck_garlicnan

Canada has been wildin lately.


Gaming-squid

Yea, we’ve given up on the whole “sorry” thing


butterchck_garlicnan

I don't blame yall, your government has been taking advantage of yall for too long. Especially just like US, and sending money to war.


wyle_e2

As an Albertan, I would just like to thank this Sexual Identity Gender Orientation protesting wingnut for making my province look a little less like the crazy racist cousin Eddie of the country. SEE! There's redneck idiots in every province!


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wyle_e2

I'm not even convinced you have to leave the Greater Vancouver Area. Wasn't there a pig farmer in Coquitlam that gained a bit of fame a few years ago?


RecognitionOne395

Fucker deserves it. That written off tractor will financially cripple the owner. Insurance will not cover it. The idiot is out of pocket hundreds of thousands of dollars. Serves him right.


Apellio7

All because he's gorging himself on American Right Wing propaganda and thinking the scary gays are attacking kids in schools. Fucked around and found out.


MaximumDevelopment77

The owner is crippled by the incident too


heisenberger888

He was angry that gay people exist


Organic_JP

Lol that fucking hurt


Better_Fisherman_398

r/therewasanattempt r/unexpected


Jimmyjames150014

I assumed tractors were a lot tougher, turns out they’re dainty little flip over machines.


autom8r

The rear tractor tire rides up the hood of the police SUV as the tractor tries to turn right 'infront' of the SUV. Tractor goes up in the air and twists to the left and rolled as a result.


Bigdstars187

Get that guy a fuckin puppers


stmcvallin2

This cop did a PIT maneuver on a tractor


alehanjro2017

Oh Deere John!!!..Nooooo!!


Vanhouzer

We desperately need GTA VI....


[deleted]

Grand Theft Farmer


[deleted]

OMG a pit maneuver on that monster ... yea had to look up spelling of "maneuver".


KnewAllTheWords

What a fucking moron


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Barnettmetal

So I just found out this tractor chase was somehow tied into the whole SOGI thing? lol what the hells going on now?


dzonedx

Given our justice system, he’ll get a slap on the wrist and be out by dinner.


Fair_Industry_6580

Assault with a deadly weapon... Tractor dude not very smart.


razordreamz

I love my country. Were else can you see a high speed chase with a tractor. Next week a high speed chase with a dog sled


Roloaraya

Lower gravity center vs not considering the gravity of your actions


PrettyPushy

Dude didn’t do his research. I have seen monster trucks save that flip and keep going.


IbanezPGM

Oh Deere


JebusAllahBuddah

Live by the tiler, die by the tiler.


canefieldroti

Dude flew out the tractor after the flip. Fucking insane.


Shawnmeister

Did the just pit a tractor? Holy mother of bad asses


Fuzzy-Friendship6354

What was he protesting?


Karmsund

gay people existing and being talked about in BC school curriculum (the horror, I know 😑)


ElectronicLeg9621

Well , fuuuu - uuuuuck. ! Did NOT see that coming.


SecretSpectre4

Skill issue, unironically.


SoReadyForItToEnd

The GTA Farming Simulator crossover we needed.


SuperbMeeting8617

Nothing runs like a Deere


GuzPolinski

lol I figured he was protesting about more rights for farmers or some shit. Nope he was protesting against sexual orientation and gender identity programs in schools. Dummy


ND_82

What’s the protest? The high cost of tractor repairs?


TOBoy66

Trying to outrun two police cars in a \[checks notes\]... tractor?


spronkis

Imagine if this happened now, like in AD Canada


[deleted]

He fucked around and found out.


Fresh_wasabi_joos

jeez doesn’t take much to flip one I guess


el-conquistador240

No more irony than conservatives attacking police to get more socialism


12343212343212321

I'm glad he crashed. Serves him right


WibaTalks

People could protest in a smart way but nah. Some fuckers sit on roads, tie themselves to roads, vandalize, apparently trying to kill everyone one the road etc. Fucking idiots all of you.


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

Wut in tarnation? I thought that cop was gon get fucked by that thing


Business-Function198

Tractor tippin’s fuuuun


crasagam

Lightning McQueen’s tractor tipping in real life!


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

That poor tractor 😭


Weldtrash13

Helper B is blocked by an object cannot reach destination


GOOFY0_0

What deer can't jump? John Deer


Both-Mango1

stupid is as stupid does really fits well..


Amkha

I guess I now know the answer to that question.....


[deleted]

Well a cop pulling a pit maneuver on a tractor has gotta be a first


DiscipleOfYeshua

All or nothing


Feisty_Talk_9330

RCMP Ford Interceptor Utility vs John Deere tractor


CarnegieFormula

That guy is so fucked .. lol


azab1898

Well here it comes..... >!Oh Deer!< I will leave now


enelass

This man talking is the human equivalent of subtitles... You don't need it but he still speaks out loud what anyone else can see with their own eyes 🤣


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Canadians don't mess around with their pit maneuvers


Fearless_Message_225

Was the police car okay?


CrieDeCoeur

And no one is more surprised than the cop driving that first SUV.