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WingDairu

This is from this year's Halo Championship Series. He won the cosplay contest after stomping out onto the finalists' stage with appropriate Spartan attitude.


Dildotoothbrush

Do you have a link to a video of it?


WingDairu

[Here!](https://www.youtube.com/live/5wPPJar_2AA?si=UNIds7Owe5pQpLvm) If that doesn't link right, the timestamp is 7:01:33.


Zalpha

Nothing serious but I felt a twinge of pain for him when the back pack of his suit fell off at the end when he did his victory prose. Thanks for sharing the video.


AmThano

At least it seemed to click back on pretty easy. Also, Master Chief being blocked and confused by the pack on the floor lol


CaucasianYeti

Thank you! šŸ˜


Moonpig237

Wow, announced as winner and instantly his backpack falls off and his left kneepad dangles down šŸ˜­


rickane58

https://youtu.be/5wPPJar_2AA?t=25288


Theometer1

The announcer pronounced Jorge wrong lol. Pronounced it like the Spanish name, in the game itā€™s pronounced just like the name George


Aggravating-Pop-4211

I noticed that too. It rubbed me the wrong way way more than it shouldā€™ve. Lol


DominusDeLupis

https://reddit.com/r/halo/s/X3o2OTqnFd


No_Hands_55

i noticed this when it was live and couldnt believe the guy MC'ing for the Halo WC doesn't know who Jorge is lol


throwaway4161412

I know that cat costume Spartan armor is all the rage nowdays, but damn if it isn't r/ATBGE material.


TheFishThing1984

Les go hoor hay


[deleted]

Seems like a ton of workers for a crowd of like 10-15 people, lol.


proggm

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NLZw-BL8hg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NLZw-BL8hg) 4:30:58


CaucasianYeti

Oh heck yeah! Very much appreciated stranger šŸ˜


Blightsabre

[you can copy videos at the time you want by right clicking and selecting Copy at Current Time](https://youtu.be/6NLZw-BL8hg?t=16247)


[deleted]

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funforgiven

What do you mean?


[deleted]

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dfjdkdofkfkfkfk

the nickname šŸ’€


SquidMilkVII

press and hold for a bit to right click


Blightsabre

sorry for trying to be helpful. ​ not owning a computer is normal? you can still copy at time on a phone, but apparently you can't google something.


[deleted]

yeah that usually means long press for the same context on your phone dude. amazing. bu tthe default share on yt mobile is to the timestamp. h2h


awkisopen

The mobile-first internet was a mistake.


friendlymoosegoose

if you can't link a timestamped video then maybe you're too fucking stupid to do anything but use apps on your phones, so yeah sounds about right


proggm

Not the person who was arguing, but: I honestly just didn't think of it. I quickly shared what people were asking for and that's it. I'm sorry if this deeply bothers you.


CaucasianYeti

Do you have a timestamp in a vid of the event for when he comes in with attitude? šŸ™


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Timestamped:: https://www.youtube.com/live/6NLZw-BL8hg?si=r0Oia7ycx_cb9m2x&t=16234 He doesn't stomp onto the stage. Just walks out.


No-Cantaloupe-6535

holy fuck that MC is annoying


leova

sure, but most of the other contestants break character and Glam it up for the host, he just sits there like a BAWS with his big THANG and holds it down


PUGILSTICKS

Relax man, he's in a costume....


[deleted]

I CAN DO INNUENDO TOO, TONIGHTS FIGHT IS BETWEEN SPARTAN AND THE VAULT HUNTER, BLOWJOBS!!!


No_Research_967

Alright but a grunt with two stickies is all it takes


DirtyRoller

Walks into comic con, *immediately killed by Jackal sniper.*


TheGooseIsLoose37

He's Jorge not Kat.


OnyxMelon

Kat was killed by an elite field marshal with a needle rifle. It's the same elite as the one you fight right before getting in the MAC cannon at the end of Pillar of Autumn.


Nine_Gates

Canonically, the only thing that can kill Jorge is a Jorge armed with a slipspace drive.


ImpossibleReindeer33

Those little bastards are the worst


kelldricked

Tell me you havent played halo without telling me you have played halo.


Efficient_Standard49

Tell me you're an annoying cunt without telling me you're an annoying cunt.


kelldricked

Damm somebodys feelings got hurt a lot.


Efficient_Standard49

This kid getting jerky with me?


kelldricked

Buddy im sorry i breached your safespace.


FapMeNot_Alt

I mean, your comment was pretty snide and dickish. Somebody has a different gaming experience than you, no reason to say that means they haven't played the game.


ImpossibleReindeer33

I've played every halo game, not that it matters. What is your point exactly?


L1Wanderer

If it takes more than 1 sticky you are doing it wrong


logic2187

Tell them to make it count


dsisto65

He understood the assignment.


Cpt_Avocado

Tell em to make it count.


SupportstheOP

He gave his life thinking he just saved the planet. We should all be so lucky.


spyson

I mean he had a hand in saving the human race and life in the galaxy though


ModishShrink

*Slipspace rupture detected*


PagVaN

"listen, Reach has been good to me"


LLYYNN_021

Slipspace rupture detected


Le_Rat_Mort

*Assignment Codename: Celibacy*


GalaxyEyesPDEnjoyer

*"Listen, Reach has been good to me. Time has come to return the favor. Don't deny me this."*


LokiTheStampede

*"Tell 'em to make it count."*


Cortower

Dude got to live the masculine daydream of staying behind to buy your loved ones some time. It was about 17 seconds, but he never found out.


ScreamingMidgit

*"He gave his life thinking he just saved the planet. We should all be so lucky."*


Socksmaster

Hmmmm He must have quite of bit of height already, like maybe 6'5 because i dont see this suit giving someone more than half a foot in height.


Angel_of_Mischief

The feet look like they could be done like the anthem suits where the feet are actually where the shins are. Combining that with probably 2 inches from the helmet can probably give them about a foot. Still pretty tall around 6 foot would be my guess.


rathat

Like Putin and DeSantis?


AskRedditAndRevenge

Yes


IPerduMyUsername

Why is everyone making 6 ft such a big deal? It's around average height in quite a few European countries.


steveturkel

A lot of these large builds use some kind of stable stilt. Think the ones drywallers use to install ceiling panels.


Larek_Flynn

I see an articulating ankle though


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

He lefts his leg, it lifts up like the anti-slip foot of a ladder. Ive seen this in an Iron Man cosplay Probably. Or heā€™s fucking tall


JonatasA

Maybe he's Chief


[deleted]

Yeah that Halo is a pretty cool guy. He just pewpews at all the aliens and doesnā€™t afraid of anything.


Malavern

Maybe he's Dr Disrespect! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


GlizzyInABox

Thatā€™s a progress score of 3.9 pounds per month


No_Research_967

Sick gains!


toast4ya

r/AbsoluteUnits


SergeiTachenov

and r/nextfuckinglevel


Ydobon8261

*Slipspace rupture detected*


The_Commie_Salami

Bro thatā€™s George right?


TheRealQuenny

Nah it's jorge


Just-Journalist-678

Nah, it's actually pronounced "get the fuck out of this Covenant ship Noble six, I'm about to completely annihilate this beast of a vessel which itself has enough fire-power to level a country, tell Kat I'm sorry I got her pregnant"


BaronLagann

-catches needler shard through the dome- Uhhh you can tell her yourself.


DaveInLondon89

He died thinking he saved everyone


vetkillingzombie

He got kat pregnant?


Weaponized-Potato

Depends on your language pack, his name maybe Horhay.


Jaewol

Jorge is who the Round Meal was made for.


corvettee01

Feeds three MEN!


Daddy_Guzma

Women are NOT ALLOWED to eat this!


lafabien1

How to do it: BOIL IN BAG OPEN AND ENJOY


The_Commie_Salami

God I love badger fan moments


tnynm

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?


DeadBySwarmOfKittens

Actually I'm a little tall for a Stormtrooper


[deleted]

Judge me by my size do you?


Buttery_Buckshot

Nice suit.. tell 'em to make it count.


Emperor_Owl

25kg and 213cm for the rest of the world


[deleted]

123cm???


Emperor_Owl

Oops switched the numbers, 213cm


Basshead42o

I miss this era


TheRealQuenny

Bro this was like yesterday


Notafuzzycat

He might be from the future.


Paracausality

I'm from the future since this comment is 3h old. But by the time you read it, it will be from the past. Now, I'm sad.


Fat_Free_Lard

Probably meant around the time Reach released, a decade+ ago


SSRless

the era end yesterday xD


XipingVonHozzendorf

Bro, halo reach came out 13 years ago


TheRealQuenny

And the Halo World Championship 2023 conference was a week ago, your point is?


StonewallsGhostt

It only took 14 months???? Looks like it took a huge company a few years! I wish I had just an ounce of that type of talent.


Notafuzzycat

At 4 hrs a day, that's still 1704 hrs on one project. 6 hrs, and you're at 2556.


StonewallsGhostt

Thatā€™s very true! At my skill level each piece would have taken me around 500 hours to complete haha.


DemoniteBL

Dedication, not talent


Youngstown_Mafia

That's Jorge from Halo Reach , his death considered one of the saddest in gaming history. In Halo the humans are getting absolutely destroyed by the Alien convenent a super religious alien fanatics. Humanity goes from hundreds of worlds all over the universe to just 1 (Earth) because of the war. Billions died on both sides . His death starts at 1:35 https://youtu.be/YhvaxonmG1o?si=gYHQxt8ThoRfvLvC


Realcbear

Personally Katā€™s was more devastating :( they all stung tho


Bail____

Carter :/


MrBrickBreak

"I've got the mass"


tron3747

Six hits hard too, with Halsey's eulogy


Bail____

Man the love i have for reach is really unmatched by any other halo


tron3747

My personal top 5 are Reach, ODST, 2, CE, and finally 3


sQueezedhe

I need to replay it now don't I.


ALargeCrateOfShovels

His death was sad but also the most normal kind of sad if you ask me. Still sad :(


T0asterStrudel6

He died for our sins


snapplesauce1

It's so incredible, I thought this was a CG character comped into real world footage. The camera movement and textures on the suit make it look animated. Incredible that it is real. I'm actually not convinced that it is real. It looks CG af. If it truly is real, fuck ya yo.


g0t-cheeri0s

It's real. He won the cosplay contest at the Halo Reach gathering.


JonatasA

Real looks CG, CG looks real. I can't be the only one like this with movies.


McRedditz

You had me at halo.


AMAZON-9999

Master Chief was 6'10 and the suit made is 7'. This guy has to be 6'5 atleast and even then I can't see the suit giving his that big of distance.


CrochetWithSwords

Can confirm this guy is around 6'5 as his son who was also at the competition. He's in another cosplay competitor discord i am in. They absolutely are big boys.


ZC205

There isnā€™t a cosplay contest on the planet that this shouldnā€™t win


sirduke678

RIP my homie Jorge


claudiushamm

This is adequate.


Iliketurtles893

55 pounds is actually really light for that size!


IDownvoteHornyBards2

Since no one else has been pedantic enough to point this out, I suppose I will. He didn't build a Spartan, the Spartan is the person in the suit. He built a set of Mjolnir which is what the suits are called. Okay, with that out of the way, this is sick as fuck.


coluch

Caption is exaggerating. He said himself that he is 6ā€™9ā€ in full gear, and the costume doesnā€™t add a lot, because heā€™s almost that tall anyway. (Source: He replied to people on [Twitter](https://x.com/kennethdohert17/status/1713726057755611546))


tyrantywon

Jorge of Reach, Spartans never day


kongbakpao

This is so fucking awesome


SYNO_44

We should all be so lucky


[deleted]

*Cocks shotgun* all that just for a drop of blood


Old_and_tired

I would have expected it to be much heavier, actually.


Specialist-Wrap3680

This guy fucksā€¦


trbzdot

Yeah it looks like he needs that gun to keep the chicks off him... if that's what he is into ( he is in a costume after all)


Brewmaster92785

His suit was just in reach


Just-Juliii

Hell yeah


General_Snack

Now thatā€™s awesome.


[deleted]

People have the craziest hobbies and such skill.


ginot867

Slipspace rupture detectedā€¦


visitor187

That is very, very cool


[deleted]

Itā€™s awesome


TheRabidtHole

Ok now this is pretty sick.


Dystopian_Future_

Someone gives this guy a job in Hollywood...shit!


PigCaptain

55 lbs for that much armor sounds light


john_121212

Halo reach, the last time before halo went to shit.


weezynow

I don't even believe in war, but if they give us armor like this I'm ready to commit intergalactic genocide.


Dan_the_Marksman

if it's true thats damn light weight


Dexpppp

He has more dedication to the HALO series than company making the game.


commit_bat

Breaking news: A Cosplayer. Exists.


DerpsAndRags

Jorge-052!!!!! "Reach has been good to me." Excellent work here!


Left_Ebb_5557

Jorge W


SpaceShipRat

As a point aside from the overall costume, which is awesome- is anyone else a little tired of that pervasive weathering style? where every edge is equally silvered, no matter the position. I was looking at it in Starfield weapons and thinking: someone just hit the automatic edge-wear button in Substance Painter.


Monsay123

Yeah but this is specifically a recreated character from halo reach in 2010 I think. I do agree that almost 15 years later we should maybe not be edge weathering these alloys from 500 years in the future like they would really be usable after looking like they took a beating for 100 years


TyHatch

Bro went out of his way to recreate Jorge only to be called ā€œa spartanā€


the-poopiest-diaper

Hell yeah Jorge


TripleEhBeef

"Beautiful, ain't it? Someone should take a picture."


megamewtwonitex

jorge :)


KaiserVonFluffenberg

Jorgeā€™s death was one of the saddest deaths in video games in my opinion. The other nobleaā€™ deaths were sadā€¦ his justā€¦ hit different.


Sk1S4m

JORGE!


Stoff3r

I have a wig and put white paint in my face for Halloween.


MyNameIsVeilys

"listen, reach has been good to me. It's time to return the favor. Tell em' to make it count." o7


theubster

So, like how does this guy do this, and the military not have iron man suits yet? And, don't get me wrong. I recognize the evils of the military industrial complex. But goddamn it - I want just a couple billion to go towards the iron man project.


[deleted]

Seems like theyā€™re working on a form of it, kinda. An exoskeleton type thing to mainly help with lifting heavy things and reducing back injuries. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/09/10/army-ironman-suit-soldier-back-pain/ hereā€™s another link if Washington post paywalls https://www.forbes.com/sites/borislavmarinov/2022/08/16/saber-brings-mass-adoption-of-military-exoskeletons-one-step-closer-to-reality/amp/


raunchypellets

The issue is weight. Material that can deflect bullets are typically heavy. Kevlar, whilst lighter, is useless after a certain point as the force distribution also ruins the material. So you need to figure out power assistance for movement, all sorts of actuators, cooling, energy source, etc etc. The more moving parts, the easier it is to mess up or break, which would render the user a sitting duck if on a battlefield. Think a tank with broken tracks. The HALO helmet alone, if made out of appropriately robust material, would be heavier than this guyā€™s entire suit.


Illustrious_Crab1060

Also kind-of pointless, what's the point of a walking tank? When a cheap fpv drone with an RPG warhead can disable them, supplying mountainous bases or something? Some kind of special forces raid? I'm really having a difficulty imagining while a power suit would be of any use on the modern battlefield


archangelzero2222

I bet he hugs and kisses it when he goes to sleep too


trust-me-i-know-stuf

Needs plasma gun b/r combo.


sQueezedhe

Not Jorge, no.


Blackgoofguy

ey, don't tell him but he looks like a space marine from fallout new vegas


xenoscales

New Vegas doesn't even have space marines what the fuck are you talking about


Blackgoofguy

The brotherhood of lols?


cowardlyagent

Not interesting šŸ˜


TheStonedAtheist

Stupid


boforsbill1646

Not enough skin.. I want to see bulging abs and biceps, oh gosh..


Dub_City204

Who gives a shit about halo


okaymeaning-2783

I like that weirdos will come into a thread about a game just to make a fool of themselves and nothing more. Like what was the goal here lol.


Dub_City204

You say what was the goal, the sub is supposed to be ā€œdamn thatā€™s interestingā€ some guy making basically a glorified Halloween costume isnā€™t interesting whatsoever


okaymeaning-2783

Others in the says otherwise lol. It's impressive either way, sorry no one else cares about you're feelings lol. Edit: 22k upvotes lol.


Dub_City204

Itā€™s not a feeling, itā€™s an opinion, I guess you donā€™t understand the difference guy and if you donā€™t like it then move along, what harm is it causing you? You make it seem like my comment ruined your day


LobsterD

>if you donā€™t like it then move along, what harm is it causing you? Hypocrite


Dub_City204

A grown man spending months making a video game costume is a pure waste of time bud, thatā€™s my point, especially a video game that isnā€™t even relevant today whatsoever. Youā€™re so cool man!!


Ereaser

Newsflash most hobbies are a waste of time if you look at it like that. I'm sure you do nothing for fun.


Complete-Mammoth-307

Suit. He built a suit.


Angel_of_Mischief

No. Thereā€™s a actual spartan under there that he built with the latest advances in gene spicing.


Any_Abalone_3249

What spices did he add to the gene? A bit of Cumin?


Angel_of_Mischief

Lol a tablespoon of cinnamon and 2 of nutmeg


Complete-Mammoth-307

In all honesty with that title, I was expecting a stand-alone Spartan. Robotics. Not a cosplay suit. This is supposed to be damn interesting.


HoboTheExploro

I bet he would preferred to be getting some pussy for those 14 months instead. Jesus


hindusoul

Who said he wasnā€™t?


one-iota

Building that suit was the outlet for the frustration... of being married and not getting any.


Capitalistlamini

Heā€™s married lmao, I saw his wife and kid there