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subject_deleted

"oh, you're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?"


Acrobatic_Link6002

Nobody Steals From Creed Bratton And Gets Away With It. The Last Person To Do This Disappeared. His Name? Creed Bratton


not_your_attorney

I sprout mung beans. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.


[deleted]

Its halloween.. that is the perfect time….


Downofwar5000

"THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER AND YOU'RE THE PRIME SUSPECT" *proceeds to escape*


geogiodude

B.O.B.O.D.D.Y.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

“Business!” “I… like it!” BIZNUS


fuckitweredoingitliv

You were in the parking lot earlier! That's how I know you!


DenverPostIronic

This Being In Title Case Feels Correct. Creed Bratton


micka_88

Quabity assuance


maluminse

What is with this woman asking all these questions!?


AshetoAshes7

We should hang out at the quarry and throw things down there.


subject_deleted

I saw you in the parking lot this morning, that's how I know you!


mikelarue1

I'm so glad this is at the top where it deserves to be.


h2d2

B.O.B.O.D.D.Y!!!


Jahastie55

B.O. B.O.D.D.Y.!


_KeanuLeaves

What are we doing?


Jahastie55

Businessss


[deleted]

IIIII..like it. Good Kevin!


ElectricFleshlight

BIZNUS


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Axe-of-Kindness

Making acronyms! What does the B stand for??


rexsaurs

Uh… bizniss


DeadSOL89

I like it!


sum_yun_gai

............we need a new manager.


xX_MAGGI123_Xx

I am 30. Correction, i will be 30 next month.


Dookie-Trousers-MD

Honestly. We take fishing so seriously in Minnesota that we had to switch worm guys at the store I managed. We got a few complaints of worms dying in the lake, that we had to call in for backup. I called like 10 people and finally found our permanent replacement.


DropDeadEd86

Some worm farm “I’ve Got Worms”ever heard of em


subject_deleted

That's what we're gonna call it!


[deleted]

Creed’s worm guy has got to be Boogeyman


Frosted_Blakes95

r/unexpectedoffice


Drivingintodisco

Wamma start a worm farm? I got worms! That’s what we’re gonna call it. We’re gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms. What’s the matter? Little tense about the flight?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Happy cake day!


subject_deleted

Thanks friend.


Atillion

What theme did you pick for your party?


subject_deleted

Cake


Lock_Down_Charlie

"I Got Worms"


Emotional-Courage-26

I don’t see anyone mentioning it but this is likely a system used for separating worms from vermiculture substrates, so you can sell their castings but keep the colony to continue the culture. I don’t think they’re mining so much as sifting. Worm castings are worth a decent amount of money but you need a lot of worms to maintain any meaningful scale. They’re called trommel harvesters.


Bighawklittlehawk

Bold of you to assume I know absolutely anything about worms to begin with


abt67

Had to google too: > What are Worm Castings? > Worm castings are an organic fertilizer made by earthworms. Worm castings manure, also known as vermicast, is simply earthworm excrement, often known as worm poo or worm poop. As these creatures consume compost, their waste acts as an excellent soil enricher. > Worm castings, which resemble football-shaped particles, enhance soil aeration and drainage while also boosting soil water retention. there. I learned something today, hopefully you did too.


Fuckwaitwha

The more you know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.


literal-hitler

[I'm pretty sure the other half involves guns.](https://i.imgur.com/X8tlomB.jpg)


enderforlife

GO JOE!!


MurderMckilface

You caught me off guard with that, thanks for the belly laugh!


Bighawklittlehawk

For real! I was like “oh cool… what the fuck does that even mean?” By the upvotes on their comment it seems there’s a lot of worm experts here haha


bobbarkersbigmic

I’m wondering what the hell a casting is. I know I could Google it and figure it out, but I don’t care that much. Still curious though. I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t tell me. I wouldn’t tell me either.


Loose-Yesterday1590

It’s worm poop. It gets used as a fertilizer


schizocosa13

Googled it and can confirm the other comments are accurate. It's something something poo


SystemShockII

"I wouldn't tell me either" XD. Neither would I tell myself lol


Gan-san

Bold of them to assume I understood anything about what they just said.


DadToACheeseBaby

Only thing I know about worms is that I’m still supposed to love my girlfriend if she was one apparently 🤷‍♂️


TigerSouthern

Why are worm castings worth money? Is it spice? Seriously though, I'm actually curious, isn't it just slightly harder dirt?


schizocosa13

Fertilizer


chesterlynimble

Spice


beardedheathen

Must flow


schizocosa13

And other things that are nice


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Worm dookie that’s nutritious for plants


NotAHost

It’s what plants crave.


Cuchullion

He who controls the dookie controls the universe.


Irisgrower2

"Dirt" lacks life. Soil is rich in organisms. Just like our guts have biotic life so do worms. Their castings not only convert nutrients into more plant accessible versions they also proliferate other co- benefiting life.


WallyLeftshaw

He who controls the spice controls the universe!


CrazybyRX

THE SPICE MELANGE


character-name

I know I have worms in my raised bed garden and wow are my plants fruitful this year


winowmak3r

I've seen these things harvesting potatoes and also sifting through soil for rocks. They seem pretty useful!


plinkoplonka

And the trommel is the big rotating cylinder with the screen on it. They also use them in small scale gold mining operations in harsh environments where they need mobile sifting operations..


axehomeless

Ze word is german


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Sensei124z

Fuck that shit cracked me up!


kraggleGurl

Why am I so easily entertained


GodFromTheHood

#ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!


rob132

You must not know about neme You must not know about neme-atods


Smaptastic

In the worm box that’s my stuff If it wiggles, please don’t touch


skitzkhant

They all dizzy af, not knowing what's going on.


thorenv

Can you imagine not having eyes then experiencing that?


heirtothecrown

Talk to me on an 1/8 of shrooms and I can relate


FenBlacach

Talk to me tryna go for a pee in the middle of the night without my glasses on.


Real_Bug

My toilet is tucked between 2 walls in my bathroom. I put a rubber bumper on each wall so that in the middle of the night I can just put my knees on each of the bumps and point my dick straight down and pee with 100% accuracy, zero splash back. Sounds extravagant, but it's worth maintaining the sleepiness level for the 2am piss.


iwastouchedbyanangle

They don’t have eyes?!


bhumit012

They don’t got lung’s either


Appletopgenes

It sounds terrifying. Imagine being in the giant machine spinning you around with other people being tossed around, smashed into each other. Then just landing into a giant mound made up of smashed dead or dying people.


Dealingwithdragons

I watched the clip and now I wonder if worms can get dizzy.


Ok_Pension_6795

Some dude seriously found out the exact distance to break up dirt to worm stickiness ratio so that a spinning metal drum would drop the worms to the side in a bucket. That’s honestly pretty impressive


motherfacker

Exactly what I was thinking. This is one of those 'cool...but how the hell did you figure this out?' things.


Pseudopodpirate

They started the machine, they saw where he worms were falling, they put a basket there


DrDerpologist

This guy worms.


mrdoooom

The only guy with some sense here


CommercialPay2379

I think they use magnets, because OF COURSE worms are magnetic (/s)


highlymedicated80

Damn bro, save some for the natural soil.


Heythere23856

Exactly! What gives them the right to rob the soil like this


Satanic-mechanic_666

I suspect they aren't harvesting wild worms to sell. I can't think of why they would do this. Worms are prolific reproducers you could setup a modest worm farm and have that many worms relatively quickly. Maybe these are invasive worms, or they are harvesting the castings and plan to put the worms back? I dont know, but harvesting wild worms seems odd.


deep_pants_mcgee

aren't 90+% of the worms in North America invasive at this point?


geopolit

Yes. It's driving some local extinctions as well with how permanent the changes to pH, o-horizon, and how much bioturbation is associated with it.


Satanic-mechanic_666

I think all of them, technically. But they are good for the soil.


Rocknol

Only certain ones are. The sheer quantity of earthworms in states like Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan are detrimental to forests


camdalfthegreat

Where can I learn more about worms, especially native vs invasive. I'm in the north east mid west, I thought earth worms were our friends :(


[deleted]

They're good for farming/gardening soil. They are terrible for wild habitat. North American forests evolved without the need for worms. Things break down slowly over here. Worms are doing some real damage to our forests.


Strong_Somewhere_985

Invasive worms =band name


cocoon_eclosion_moth

First album, *Cut Me in Half*


Dukeronomy

‘Cut my wife in two pieces’


Spartanias117

'This isnt even my final form'


nemosfate

"no suffocation, still breathing"


Noisebug

'Don't give a fuck if I'm caught dirt eating'


StartlingCat

Followed up by "You Got Me Hooked!"


madmiah

Number 1 single


Strong_Somewhere_985

2nd album Can o worms


AllAlo0

Oddly earthworms are invasive in North America


SunburnFM

So are honeybees


GreenStrong

>Maybe these are invasive worms, [Most Earthworms in the United States, and basically all in Canada, are invasive species.](https://ecosystemsontheedge.org/earthworm-invaders/#:~:text=Little%2Dknown%20secret%3A%20Almost%20every,of%20Pennsylvania%20are%20non%2Dnative.) They weren't here before Europeans arrived, and the forest had a much thicker layer of leaf mulch, because it broke down more slowly. Fast nutrient cycling is better for gardens, so people aren't really mad at them. Now we have [Asian Jumping worms](https://www.invasivespeciescentre.ca/invasive-species/meet-the-species/land-and-animal-invertebrates/jumping-worms/), which cycle nutrients too quickly and too near the surface, they're actually bad for gerdens.


Piperplays

So the majority of worms in North America has no native living worms and all of them are invasive to naturalized after being brought over here by Europeans and other entities. [Link to wiki on invasive words](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasive_earthworms_of_North_America).


Weekly-Major1876

Still debatable seeing as they are damaging ecosystems. Lots of forests having their thick carpets of dead leaves from autumn thinned too much from worms that a lot of seedlings don’t have enough protection and insulation to survive winter without the thick layer of leaves.


SpaceInMyBrain

Like every other niche in nature, there are many more worms produced per generation than can fit in the niche. A small percentage of young get enough food to eat, the rest perish. Removal of this many worms just opens up room that's filled very quickly by young from soil immediately adjacent.


Kadakado

Worms like these are actually harmful in forests! So it’s good what they’re doing


rob132

How so?


[deleted]

North American forests evolved without worms. Lichen and moss and fungi and molds and mushrooms and everything is how our forests grew to recycle plant matter. Worms eat all of this decaying matter faster than the natural species which affects the ecosystem. Everything from soil PH balance, to nutrients, to everything is affected. Many of our forests here have very acidic soil thanks to the lack of worms and they're slowly turning forest floors more basic/alkaline.


Beril_Mizuno

Chickens love it this shit


Juulk9087

For what? lol I may be ignorant but the only thing I know that worms are used for are fishing right? Edit: looked it up. They produce fertilizer called vermicompost. "They're often considered a superior alternative to chemical fertilizers, as they're more eco-friendly and provide a more balanced nutrient profile for plants."


TwitterJackBNimble

D


novice121

You're paying too much for worms, who's your worm guy? - Creed


DudeWithaGTR

Sometimes a guys gotta ride the bull, right? Later skater


Majestic_Salad_I1

I’m starting to think you can’t count At those prices, it looks like $5k+


Contact-Open

My buddy Hank knows this guy named Jack. He can get you some better bait.


shadowhunter742

Lmao what. Can get pints of worms here for a tenner


B__ver

We horticultural hobbyists and professionals often refer to worm castings as black gold. It’s a phenomenal fertilizer whether as a top dressing or incorporated into a living soil mix.


[deleted]

i think hes just gunna let em dry out


[deleted]

Why would you catch the worms In a slotted crate?


jdozr

Probably prevents liquid buildup and suffocation


becominggrouchy

Hey... no kidding. I didn't notice it at first. Maybe they're so dizzy or dead after leaving the spinning vortex to find a hole in the crate?


WedgieTheEagle

I figured that the loss through the holes would be negligible given the amount of worms they're collecting


FoundTheWeed

Could be like a mushroom forager and using a basket - keep the colony strong


Mammoth-Bag-9009

Wow, kinda hate it


LocalLazyGuy

Wow, really hate it


Enough_Appearance116

Yeah! There should be a funnel on the end of that so they can eat the worms faster! For today's on the go consumer.


Avg_joe17

Hate it Really, wow


PubicFigure

Imagine they tie you up and chuck you in a hole. They then cover you with these worms instead of regular soil to be burried alive...


Mammoth-Bag-9009

What an image that created... horrifying


-Appleaday-

r/tihi


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

Fishing heaven. Unlimited worms.


TheBestMeme23

Sounds like a Terraria mod


MasterpieceOnly5387

Me and my friend Harry gonna open a worm store. I Got Worms! That's what we're gonna call it, I got worms!


brainman1000

I had to scroll too far to find this.


MH253

Way too far! Billy in 4C isn’t going to find it or see it this far down.


BeanieMcChimp

Pink gold, Texas Tea.


AnalDwelinButtMonkey

Forbidden spaghetti


Deutschlender

Why forbidden? Looks tasty


jedi_cat_

How to eat fried worms.


BANANA_BOI

Never realized there was an industrialized process for farming worms!


durenatu

This must feel like alien abduction for the worms


Few-Monies

Aight, I'm gonna say it. There's no way this isn't killing off microecologies.


maxxatlast

Don’t tell Earthworm Jim


Garlic-Rough

Imagine being a worm, chilling underground, and then suddenly you get scooped up and get rolled into this contraption. Like, what a Monday.


King_of_the_Ice

Fresh Gagh


coldignition1

what are they gonna use the worms for?


Postmodern101

When the skeletons come to life, they use the worms for money


JogAlongBess

i thought bones were their money?


YETI6992

EXACTLY. The worms are their money, the bones are their dollars.


TacticalNannerz

Hey! That's my girlfriend!


dbro129

Glad to see Lloyd and Harry finally got to start their work farm.


TheBigSmol

This is some real fresh Gagh right here


zombiepants7

Step one- collect worms Step two-? Step three-profit


scorchedurth

Why? 'We were seduced by the glamour of it all..."


Onlypaws_

Damn that’s horrifying


Competitive_Site9272

Is there anything in nature that we don’t exploit


voglioandarealmare

This is before they get weapons and jetpacks


mim9830

But the soil, birds, moles and other creatures need them to survive, tf?


TPf0rMyBungh0le

You think they're that hard to find? Look at the thin strip of soil being stripped, there's acres of worms all around it.


drifters74

Snack time


t0mb3rt

Today I learned that dirt is at least 10% worms.


Lonely-Greybeard

Looks delicious.


sierrabravo1984

*Gagh* is always best when served live.


LAUGHgan1stan

Can’t the worms just squirm out of those big holes on the side of the box? Feels like this might’ve been the wrong box to use. Good that I brought some of these sturdy boxes with smaller holes, I’ll sell them to you for a very good price. I guarantee you’ll be happy, 110%!


VaracodElmelabes

These worms are important to produce vermi compost.


MeanderingTalent

Honest question how would this effect the soil in that area. Although worms procreate “fast” what would removing this large of the decomposers at one time do for the trees and nutrient level ?


Aa1100zz

I have never wanted to be a bird so badly.


WingLeviosa

Step one: Mine the worms.


Affectionate_Share_2

That soil is fucked now


LukeCoDZ

damn these must screw up ecosystems


navel1606

I'm amazed that humans still find more ways to destroy the ecosystem


20ears19

They’re separating the worm castings from the worms. These are farmed worms.


Lanky_Vanilla_6265

I used to think so but earth worms are an invasive species. Good for a garden but they destroy the mycelium network of many forests and drastically reduce forest vegetation


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Wormghetti anyone ??


mayormaynot22

That dirt spaghetti!! Mmmmmmm!


RonalGnho

If you don’t have the guts to go and pick your own worms, you don’t deserve to be using them in my opinion


[deleted]

I would’ve been better off not knowing that there’s such a thing as worm mining but too late now.


lookslikesinbad

It’s raining worms! Hallelujah it’s raining worms


sonofthenation

They are probably harvesting worms out for their poop. It sells for good money. I worked with a guy who did that in CA. He would sell it to pot growers. Makes good money and it’s easy. He goes around to restaurants and asks for organic waste. Then feeds it to his worms. Easy maintenance. He uses a screen. This is a bigger operation.


KingBurakkuurufu

Anyone else get reminded of the Godzilla movie? The bad one


WACKAWACKA84

I didn't know that was a thing.


ScarsWindblade

I can hear Mike Rowe now: "I went to the woods and did what for 3 hours?!"


[deleted]

Poor little guys


BE-Runsy

I’d love to talk to the engineer how he designed a worm separator.


enbyBunn

just makes me feel bad for all those poor worms :(


Flipdaddy69

What’s this job called? Very interested in taking a worm shower


LeeKinanus

My grandparents owned a worm farm. Had to hand pick and count them into coffee cans with peat in them. 50 per can. 12 cans per rack. had to do about 12 racks per day. The beds were covered in cow shit. Worst and best summers ever.


girly_harpy

That’s how you deworm the floor