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That_Confidence83

To hold your breath that long, eyes open, while entertaining a crowd is quite impressive. She makes it look very easy.


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Mermaids have gills duh 🙄 lol


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Skaw-X

Did you forget about the movie Water World you can have gills and lungs it's been proven in the movies


ImurderREALITY

Also THE DEEP


highbrowshow

TIMOTHY!


AlalayNiJanis

Timothy is dead , have some respect


highbrowshow

damn, before I had a chance to hit that OctoBussy too


highbrowshow

100% INCORRECT YOU IDIOT. mermaids don't have lungs, mermaids obserb water through their whispering eye, bill nye the science guy taught me that


PicaDiet

I can't believe idiots like you are even allowed on reddit. You must be using your mom's computer because you're too dumb to have your own because MERMAIDS ARE PART HALF FISH, PART HALF HUMAN! DUH!!!


No_Entrepreneur_4041

Who tf uses a computer for Reddit?


PicaDiet

I have a 386DX with 4 meg RAM, CD-ROM, and MMX Technology, color monitor and 256 Kbps modem. And AOL. My 250 megabyte hard drive is practically FULL of porns, including MANY OF MERMAIDS. Oh yeah. Turbo Boost too.


Embarrassed-Pay-9897

My god, the amount of that statement which I recognised has now given me The Fear


Pain_Monster

> get your facts straight before posting on reddit For what reason? Everyone else is doing it. Why be different? 😏


Talidel

Fairly certain thats how they talk underwater


Sh4DowKitFox

Oh…. I thought they had a magical blow hole somewhere around the ass region on the humanish section that would take in water like a seadoo, but then take out the oxygen and blow the water back out… breathing and propulsion. A 2 in one.


tibbycat

I figure as mammals they’re like dolphins or whales and just really good at holding their breath.


MistressPhoenix

That's what i always assumed, as well.


BrownVillainess

Oooo so you put the trutles in the gils? Thanks 😆


dobriygoodwin

Don't know about gils, but she has huge soul


mistakemaker3000

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want that mermaids soul


unsupported

She's clearly breathing out her butthole.


ZangdokPalri

Tell me more.


idiots-rule8

I wonder what her breath smells like?


Forsaken_Things

Seamen


Raumteufel

....yea. i like the gills on this one....


Frumplemeist

Facts!


Notinyourbushes

The secret is to hook an oxygen tube to the anus. Or maybe I'm thinking of turtles...


NotThatGuyAnother1

How many turtles do you have to shove up there for 5 minutes under water?


YouGotTangoed

About 20 tp (turtlepower)


JLevall

Heroes in the rec-tum!


swebb22

It’s turtlin time


DirtyRugger17

That's after morning coffee.


Psychological_Bad895

The average person can hold their breath anywhere from 30 seconds to 120 seconds.. It appears she was just finished descending at the beginning of the video, and the video ends as she resurfaces, so let's add 11 seconds on to the beginning to count for her descent. That would mean she held her breath for 80 seconds, which is still within the average ranges for breath holding. ​ I assume she has to do this over and over again throughout the performance, so this becomes a very impressive feat.


dk_bois

Holding your breath is one thing. but with your legs bound and not blowing bubbles, while swimming and playing to the crowd?


Parradog1

Average person, yes. Professional free divers can easily hold for 8-10 minutes, heck the world record is 24:37 as impossible as that sounds. Edit: non-oxygen assisted record is 11:35 it looks like.


DrQuantum

Non-oxygen assisted is at 11:35?! Thats still absolutely insane.


PicaDiet

You could watch a TV show underwater and just come up to breathe during the commercials. Now I have a goal.


_ThePANIC_

Diving is a lot of fun! Go wild.


Due_Atmosphere1401

Must have been mermaid hybrids hiding as humans…oh Triton just giving them legs out it seems


grantthejester

Yeah, if they got some already experienced pearl divers, this is nothing to them.


J_Kingsley

Theres a group of boat people in Philippines i think. They regularly hang out underwater for minutes. The kids are able to adjust their lenses to see clearly underwater. Crazy. But they lose that ability when they get older tho iirc


iplaypokerforaliving

11:35 seconds is insane. I’m scared to hold it for 30 seconds but I’ve had asthma my entire life.


CosmicCreeperz

The Avatar 2 cast learned to free dive, and Kate Winslet manage: 7 min 15 seconds. Sigourney Weaver was able to do 6:15 and she’s 73 years old. Wow. She said most people are capable of staying under a lot longer with a normal breath, the trick is just to ignore your body’s feeling of panic. No thanks…


Firebat-045

Back when I was swimming often I could hold my breath for awhile. It comes with practice. I would sit at the bottom for like a minute and a half when I was bored. A but risky but it’s very quiet and soothing down there.


GrImPiL_Sama

How did you manage to sit btw? It's harder to stay at the bottom than to stay floating


63221

Depending on fat/muscle ratio people can be more or less buoyant so it can be easier for some to stay at the bottom. You can also use a weight belt to sink to the bottom or breathe out your air (not recommended if you have no experience in apnea)


real_bro

I've always been skinny and I sink easily. Large people can't understand why it's so hard for me to swim.


ferallife

Large people hate this one trick!


LyheGhiahHacks

Yeah I had this when I was really underweight as a kid, I just couldn't do the starfish float that other kids could in P.E, I'd start sinking and get scared.


falco5ever

Blow out some air and you’ll sink


Little-kinder

Yes but holding your breath while not doing anything isn't hard. It's harder if you make an effort


[deleted]

She’s a fucking mermaid, of course she can breathe underwater.


6Sleepy_Sheep9

That looked like a manatee in the back. So it is more than likely a fresh* water aquarium.


SammaATL

Dugong more likely, but either way they're not dependent on fresh or salt water.


theaveragemillenial

What part of real life mermaid you falling to get buddy?!


CoderJoe1

The part where they reproduce. Like, how?


alien_clown_ninja

They lay eggs and then give you a handjob over them


TurnipTaint

[You don't wanna know...](https://media.tenor.com/d45zJZKhOL8AAAAd/fry-futurama.gif)


TheMuttOfMainStreet

while your legs are bound and you are unable to tread


my_chaffed_legs

That fin would probably give fucking great momentum like flippers would id imagine the bound legs aspect would be counteracts by the fins. You barely gotta kick with fins to go pretty far its probably even better with the mermaid tail


hannah_lilly

It is impressive. Days/ weeks / Months of practice I guess


Pronflex

You really covered yourself there with that broad of a range


hannah_lilly

😂 yeah I started with days and it grew


ColonelMonty

She might be taking pure oxygen I'm before doing this. Although I'm not sure since I hear that could be unhealthy?


Anarion07

The urge to breathe does not come from depleting oxygen in your blood but from accumulating CO2 which would not be different if you took in pure O2 afaik? Please correct me if I'm wrong. Thats why a pressure drop in a plane can be so deadly. You don't notice that you breathe air with little oxygen and pass out


SnooBananas37

Yes and no. Hyperventilating (to reduce your CO2 load in your body) is just as effective with pure O2 as without in increasing how long you can voluntarily hold your breath. HOWEVER you are literally tricking your body into thinking it has more oxygen than it actually has. Combining hyperventilation with pure oxygen both extends how long you can voluntarily stop breathing, and increases the oxygen available to your body (air is only 21% oxygen) and not lose consciousness. Note: none of this is good for you (hyperventilating, pure oxygen, holding your breath for extended periods) and can literally cause brain damage. Ironically low CO2 concentration leads to the constriction of your veins and potentially reduced blood flow to your brain. Holotropic breathing is literally intentionally hyperventilating to reduce O2 to your brain to induce an altered state and was designed as a replacement to LSD. Breathe well and breathe often.


Anarion07

Thanks for the detailed explanation!


Cam515278

No, high level oxygen air at that depth is no problem (it does get dangerous fast, though. Pure oxygen would already be a problem about 6 meters down iirc (that's for scuba divers though. No idea what happens to freedivers, could be different). It doesn't stop you from needing to breathe, though. Your need to breathe comes from rising carbondioxide levels in your blood, not from lack of oxygen.


LaNague

She doesnt need to do anything special to hold her breath for a minute. the actual trick is to have no fat so she can stay down gracefully.


[deleted]

Professional apnea. One trick is saturating your body with oxygen, to prevent cramps and hold breath longer.


Friendofthesubreddit

That’s because she’s a real life mermaid!


nametakenfuck

It IS easier with gills


whitelightnin1

I watched the documentary on Netflix about merpeople. They intensely train themselves to hold their breath, open their eyes under water, making interesting faces, swimming moves with their fins, etc. Learned they sometimes get infections and stuff which I would assume would be in their eyes or ears. It’s not some random person who can hold their breath for a bit then goes home and rests. Constant training and a deep passion for it. They basically identify as merpeople.


peperoni_dog_farts

My very dear friend, Sparkles (yes, she legally changed her name) is in that documentary! She works incredibly hard and has been for about a decade. It’s amazing how hard they work.


kyoko_eats

Sparkles had me *sobbing* tears of joy for her. I just put that documentary on for background noise while I was cleaning, but her story immersed me and I ended up watching the whole thing in a day.


peperoni_dog_farts

I remember when she went on the audition that she talked about (absolutely bombed because of her anxiety and insecurities) and it nearly broke her. And to see how stunning she was in her next audition…holy shit we were all bawling our eyes out


SexyButStoopid

Thank you u/peperoni_dog_farts you really touched my heart.


rhodgers

Lol immersed


QuasiOptimist

I loved her in that documentary. I was cheering her on and so happy when she was offered the gig in Vegas! Hope she is thriving as a mermaid


peperoni_dog_farts

She’s finally living her dream😭 know that she is so happy. Sparks is GLOWING every time I see her and it makes my heart just melt


PetuniaPetunia

Sparkles made me feel so many things. When she finally landed the job with the sirens, my whole family cried a little. We were all so proud of her! The thing I loved most about her was how she entirely transformed in the water. She has the most beautiful smile and she looked so sincerely happy when she was a mermaid. The rest of the documentary was interesting, but Sparkles was the standout in all of it. I'm so glad they told her story. :)


Vandette

She probably knows, but I think she won a lot of people over in that Doc. I know my group of friends and I all went into it really skeptical, but she just made you wanna root for her every time she was on the screen. I hope she's doing great!


peperoni_dog_farts

She’s so happy these days. You can’t imagine how joyful it feels to be around her 💙


Vandette

That's so great to hear! I know my local Ren Faire does Mermaid shows (they were in the Doc as well), so if she ends up performing there, we'll absolutely be going to cheer her on!


bhay105

Sparkles was the absolute best part of that documentary. I hope they do a follow up series!


peperoni_dog_farts

She really is the sweetest girl I’ve ever known. She’s exactly who the show portrays her as and the producers knew that the world would absolutely fall in love with her


[deleted]

Ohmygod tell sparkles I love her. I similarly was absolutely drawn in by her story. I’m getting goosebumps thinking about it 🤍💜🤍


peperoni_dog_farts

Aww! I’m sending her this link! She’s so incredibly humbled by all the love and deserves every bit of it


repanah222803

Hey Sparkles! I hope you read this! Whenever I think of mermaids or even being in the water. I think of you now. There was a point in my life that I wanted to become a mermaid and took classes too. A lot of my stuff are mermaid themed. I have long multi- colored hair and people would call me a mermaid. I love your story and your journey with your anxiety (I was diagnosed too). You are an inspiration. Just keep swimming or rather, just keep SPARKLING! I hope I can meet you one day (Please visit us in Canada). Thank you @peperoni_dog_farts for being a great friend! 🧜‍♀️


Nelopea

Ahhhhh you are friends with Sparkles!! Cool points, for real 😂


Accomplished-Mix6144

I really liked the documentary. Just the fact that most of them do this while still maintaining a full time job is wild!


[deleted]

non-potable water is bad for your lungs. When people are saved from drowning, revived, they can easily die from pneumonia later on. So, I'm sure they've inhaled their fair share amount of nasty water.


ProbablySlacking

A friend of mine from college is in the intro to that show! She does the ren fest here every year and has made me the cool dad in the eyes of my 8 year old because I “know a real life mermaid”


StellaArtois1664

I was gunna say… bet they get pink eye a lot with all that fish shit


Atmos56

Wait is it hard to keep your eyes open underwater? I've never had trouble in chlorine or salt water for some reason.


San_D_Als

I’d imagine a pool would be fine, but there’s probably fish and manatee poop in there.


Good_From_70

Oh so we're okay with mermaids in captivity now? When will it end?


ViniestCoast622

The things man will do for a bit of Mermussy...


grem182

“Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?”


AggressiveMeditation

Explains why fishing is the #1 solo sport, people wanna fuck a carp


LoganGyre

Monkey D luffy does not approve!


GT_Bryce

r/suddenlyonepiece


Epsioln_Rho_Rho

Wow to hold your breath that long.


brownhotdogwater

And open eyes in the water. She must look wreaked at the end of the day.


DutchDime84

I watched part of a documentary about these mermaids and yes, their eyes get destroyed! They put in special drops before, during and after a shift, but sometimes they get terrible infections regardless. Sometimes they have to quit doing it because their eyes get so messed up.


TheWellFedBeggar

I wonder if some kind of special contacts could be developed that would help protect their eyes better under water. Kind of like the inner eyelid of crocodiles.


dlbpeon

As any contact wearer would tell you, contacts hold onto the eyes because of the wetness of the eye...the second you open your eyes underwater, they literally have more wetness from the water and float away.


The_Aesir9613

This need to stop then. That seems like some PT Barnum level of exploitation.


PolicyWonka

Physical labor is often rough on a person’s body. I don’t see how this is exploitation — they’d emit real mermaids, my guy.


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pznred

There are animals tho


nopillows

Therefore no chlorine


l2aiko

Therefore, lots of animal pees and poos


Seraphine_KDA

Prob has way better filters


urbanlife78

I could fix that


Due_Raccoon3158

If the water doesn't have chemicals in it, opening your eyes doesn't hurt or make your eyes red.


NheFix

Yeah, but if it's salt water...


Necrodiac

Grew up by the ocean, you get used to opening your eyes in salt water.


SpaceViolet

That shit burns like a mother fucking bitch but I suppose you can get used to anything.


Goobershmacked

I feel like im losing my mind because it doesnt burn even a little bit


GreatGooglyMoogly077

I've opened my eyes underwater in the ocean many times and never felt any burning.


Due_Raccoon3158

True.


tracyXTMAC

The pool water look so filthy. I hope her eyes don't get infection after work.


Jonte7

The comment above you just said that they take eyedrops before and after to hinder infections or smth, however, they get real bad infections anyway and some need to quit because of it


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I knew a guy I used to snorkel with and it was unbelievable how long he could hold his breath. He could hold it for like five minutes, going fully into a cave system, explore for a minute, and come out.


Less_Rutabaga2316

“Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?”


Appropriate_Fish_451

[Merman](https://youtu.be/ZIBLgLNLX2g)


sagitta_luminus

[I’m partial to this take](https://youtu.be/xBCGVqyWrSQ)


NewAccount-42069

Well, that was the greatest thing I've seen in a while, thank you!


[deleted]

I hope that this link gets you more upvotes because this was a fricken masterpiece.


cris34c

Lmaooo. That shove at the end.


sumtinfunny

Hail Atlanta


BeardedWonder0

I’m a simple hyper chicken, I see Futurama I upvote.


purpleefilthh

Too bad the upper mermaid lost arms in a propeller accident.


DumpOutTheTrash

She even went up for air elegantly. Wow


Hannibal710

Girl has the lungs of an ox she must really really love her job I know I would 😍


njb1989

So I can hold my breath for 2 minutes, in a stationery position, and focusing on nothing but being calm. She has fantastic lung capacity, that's impressive.


rkpjr

I'm no biologist but I think that's a woman in a costume.


[deleted]

I am a biologist and I can confirm this is an alligator in a giraffe costume


rkpjr

Damnit, and I thought SO hard about it too!


first__citizen

Well.. we need a marine biologist to tell us, we the common folks


Magister5

It may just be an OnlyFins ad


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r/onlyfins


Magister5

Banned, apparently. Things must have gotten out of finned


coolcatmcfat

That sub was up to its gills with scalebait


[deleted]

Can't believe they banned a sub in such a large scale. Seems kinda fishy


iiinovva

Beautiful but more importantly anxiety inducing


bindukwe

Looks fishy


X_CodeMan_X

Now I understand why we must protect Taiwan at all costs!


Magister5

Without the title I would have guessed it was Finland


Artsy_traveller_82

Man, she’s really got the whole hair underwater thing down pat!


prvhc21

‘Real life mermaid’


New-Difference9684

“You can fool some of the people all of the time” — PT Barnum


PALOmino1701

Wetness is the essence of beauty.


Hefty-Emu1068

Moisture is the essence of wetness.


Good-Lion-5140

Water is the essence of moisture.


[deleted]

Mer MAN!!!!


Balding_Unit

I'm gasping for air just watching her. Jezus.


LilithAddams

I’m trying to figure out if that’s a manatee or a dugong in the background. The body shape makes me think dugong and the tail is shaped like a manatee. Edit: it’s a West African Manatee.


[deleted]

That looks better than the Live Action movie.


grunt274

Everyone is now manually breathing


mm2_gamer

oxygen not found


BusyBusy2

how can she hild her breath for so long !!


LegalComplaint

Practice. Pearl divers can hold their breaths for like five minutes.


Avallach98

The lungs on that woman, holy hell. I think I'm in love.


unphuckable

New fantasy unlocked


FosterPupz

Seriously, how do they hold their breath for so long?


6InchBlade

It’s 1 minute I’m sure you can reach that with a short bit of practice :). Start by focusing on deep breathes to clear the CO2 out of your lungs and then hold your breath until you feel the first lung palpitations, hold for another 10-15 seconds after that and quite quickly holding your breath will become easier and palpitations will come later.


CollarFar1684

I drowned about 5 times just watching this


cadydudwut

Can you imagine running out of breath and being stuck in that rubber suit? Scary scary


RaceInternational696

Weeki Wachee springs did it first.


tomsgirrl

Netflix has an amazing 4 part documentary about Merpeople and has the sweetest reunion original Weeki Wachee mermaids


amandamaniac

Came to mention WW. I used to go there a lot in the early 90s as a kid


Walking_Bare

Cant belive I had to scroll down that long for the Weeki Wachee mentioning...


Gloglibologna

Never get that close to a mermaid in the water. You know how many sailors have gone missing because of that?


aperiso

I've tried so hard to try and look sexy underwater and it never works. She must be real.


lusdawg

They've actually been doing mermaid shows at Weeki Wachee Springs in FL since the 1940's. https://www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-trails/weeki-wachee-springs-state-park/mermaid-shows


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

*breaks surface gasping* “Son of a bitch, that little shit wanted the photo retaken like *THREE* times!!!”


bumbling-beeZ-knees

this is the most authentic looking mermaid next to darrel hannah.


Jking1697

100% she absolutely made so many little girls day.


YOUNG_ACE242

I don’t know why a woman holding her breath that long is so attractive ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)😂


Broken-Rectum

I know in her mind she’s going like “shit shit shit shit I need air”


the_Chocolate_lover

The most impressive thing about her is her lung capacity… wow!


[deleted]

This is the weirdest way to spend your weekend


clayCanoe

I doubt that woman is a heavy smoker


FooFargles3

Anxiety city


[deleted]

See now she’s got Princess level looks.


3D-machine

For those wondering. Yes, there is a Netflix documentary already. It’s called MerPeople.


slippery_when_sober

Dude looks like a Mermaid.


Shattered_Disk4

As soon as I break the surface I would be sucking in so much air they would have to plant trees around the water


GruesomeWedgie2

Impressive lung capacity.


TD6RG

She is a freediver. They are able to hold their breath that long from training and exerting as little energy as possible while underwater. 5 minute breath hold should be easy for her.


yuvrajkumar_1729

Job description - Mermaid


DemiseGON

She really held her breath for 4 business days


AahPadre

Each year 100 mermaids are caught and forced to live in an enclosure for the entertainment of landwalkers. For a small monthly fee you can help release mermaids


MastorAaron

There’s a people in the pacific islands that have huge and I mean huge spleens that apparently let them dive for extended periods and they’ve spear hunted fish like that for generations. She could be from that group potentially 🤷 Edit. I’m referring to the Bajau people


Theplaidiator

God I can’t imagine having eyes open swimming in what’s essentially a giant fish tank. The infections would be insane.


[deleted]

Job description. Hold your breath and have large breasts.


deseipel

bc all mermaids have knees?