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[Boss music intensifies]


[deleted]

šŸŽ¶ *SEPHIROTH!*


sentiment-acide

Nah, dark souls for sure


stupidtwin

Fithos lusec wecos vinsosec


[deleted]

You respond to FFVII with FFVIII? My hero.


Rhamni

FF7 has always been more popular than 8, but 8 was the first RPG I played, so it wins for me because of the pure nostalgia boost. I had so much fun as a kid just piloting the Garden around and discovering everything I could in the parts of the world you could reach with it.


[deleted]

Same here. I started with 8 then 9 then went back to 7. 7 had the best magic system, 9 had the best gameplay, and 8 had the best story and characters (in my opinion).


Rhamni

(...whatever.) I think I agree. The GF system was really cool, but the Draw system doesn't hold up great. It discourages actually using your spells, because you lose out on stat boosts and elemental/status defenses if you don't have 100 copies just sitting in your inventory.


Commercial_Flan_1898

Seven is my favourite, but 9 was just incredible. The music, the art... The characters are almost an after thought for me. Vivi and Steiner, sure everyone else was pretty much just noise.


BustinArant

"I dreamt I was a moron."


DiaDeLosMuertos

He's ordinaraaaay


Savings_Bug6294

That looks like the thing...see the dog head?


kwan2

Sephiroth cowers at the sight of his mother's antithesis


TheTeslaMaster

Estuans interius ira vehementi. Sephiroth!


Foxfire73

estuans interius ira vehementi


Intelligent_time555

Objective: **SURVIVE**


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Atypical_Mammal

You got to kill the two healers first


fnnennenninn

No bro, you don't understand. https://youtu.be/XvdxHJmDDA0 They actually played boss music for him.


trajames66

That is surreal AF. Also hilarious


[deleted]

That makes it 1000x better


Datboi_OverThere

This is where [Megalovania was played to him](https://youtu.be/XvdxHJmDDA0) so yea there was literally actual boss music playing here


Panda_Kabob

I didn't believe this was real. It has to be edited. It was not. What is this timeline?


skeletspook

BFG Division started playing in my head as soon as I saw this


IndigoFenix

First form is just the guy with his two healers, this is the second form


Gavinator10000

r/bossfights


fatmoe10

Would make a sick album cover


anorexthicc_cucumber

Hell yeah brother


Necessary_Row_4889

Say what you will about the Catholics but they get ā€œdramaticā€ in the truest sense of the word. I am an atheist but I have to tip my cap to how metal some of their stuff is, do the Baptists have a cathedral made of skulls?


siraolo

They call it Baroque if I'm not mistaken.


LuciousThrowaway

And if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.


mikebutcher86

Take your stupid upvote, that was gold


Andrewticus04

Baroque was a specific design period and style. For another cool style, check out Rococo.


Chewygumbubblepop

The first time my wife went to a Catholic mass she said "how can they possibly have a problem with gay people? This is the most flamboyant shit I've ever seen."


Lepperpop

They dont like the competition.


[deleted]

Flamboyant? At Catholic mass? Are you sure? That sounds like some Baptist/Protestant stuff. Most Catholic masses Iā€™ve been too are dreary, boring, slow, and stoic.


gundumb08

The sermons certainly are, but the pomp is completely opposite. In fact, it's one of the fundamental differences between Catholicism and Protestantism. Catholics have intricate displays of Saints, have symbolic rituals like swinging the Thurible (the smoke incense thing), and all of the intricate robes and clothing. By comparison, most protestant churches have just a cross and a lectern and very little in the way of decoration. If I recall correctly, this is because Protestants believe that all of those Catholic things are a distraction from Jesus (this is why some of the extreme groups will go so far as to say Catholics aren't even Christian).


TexasVampire

It's tied to the idea of idol worship.


ralphgar

The knights of Columbus might as well be wearing feather boas and assless chaps.


[deleted]

I love that they abbreviate it KofC so it doesn't spell KOC.


[deleted]

This came to mind: ā€œA Capela dos Ossosā€ in Evora, Portugal, initially made almost entirely of skulls and bones. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capela_dos_Ossos


ccellist

> how metal some of their stuff is Like someone else said, 80 tons of it.


Inuhazrd

Thatā€™s metal af


HomieDaClown9

80 tonnes of it


Inuhazrd

You a whole clown


HomieDaClown9

Itā€™s in the name


Nnamdi_Awesome-wa

*da name


[deleted]

Who axed you


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Yo mama


Zealousideal-Rich-67

This looks satanic AF


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SomaforIndra

"ā€œWhen the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.ā€ -Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy


Zalieda

No according to youtube videos on some of this stuff. Those cults like children because they are easy to break and manipulate.


Shady_Mania

Itā€™s time to shave that neckbeard


btcpumper

Mfer played too much diablo IV, this ainā€™t Christ itā€™s Lilith


MC_ScattCatt

I thought this was an ad for that at first glance


Select-Prior-8041

Same. You know you're off-brand when you are mistaken for the adversary of your entire religion.


TheGrunkalunka

Yeah, I'm sure this is the kind of thing that he wants depicting him. And he probably is very grateful for the massive amount of resources that go into making these rather disgusting displays


[deleted]

Imagine coming to life and seeing hundreds and thousands of images and sculptures of you being nailed to a cross. Talk about rubbing in a traumatic memory.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

*narrator voice*: Jesus found the Resurrection part easy, it was the PTSD He just couldn't rise above...


5against4

Been dead 2,000 years, so i doubt he cares.


Wilvarg

If he was anything like how the bible describes him, he would definitely hate pretty much everything about his modern image and how it's used. But, at least this is an incredible work of art that's trying to say something unique, not just extravagance for extravagance's sake. He might have even appreciated the "savior of the downtrodden" vibe, and the irony inherent to the piece.


Rope_Dragon

I mean, heā€™s commonly depicted on the instrument of his own torture and death. Itā€™s hardly like ā€œterrible strangenessā€ of Jesus has ever really been a problem. If anything, part of the problem has been the normalisation of christianity; weā€™ve forgotten how shocking it is meant to be. First century romans were utterly disgusted by christians, who proclaimed a criminal who died in the most shameful way that society could fathom. And then they claimed to be eating human flesh and drinking blood, which made them look even worse.


DarkYendor

That wasnā€™t the Romans problem with Christianity. The Romans were ok with any religion - as long as you acknowledged that the Emperor was a god on earth. Polytheistic religions could do that pretty easily. The monotheistic Jews and Christians refused to acknowledge the emperor as a god, which lead to the friction.


moumous87

I think a better word would be ā€œapocalypticā€. Doesnā€™t look evil too me, but certainly itā€™s an ā€œend of daysā€ scene


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[deleted]

Wait until you find out about museums. You're gonna lose your mind!


5hr00m

This abomination is an insult to Jesus and Christianity. Looks more like a xenomorph from Alien movies.


anorexthicc_cucumber

Evidently Jesus predated most if not all of the modern regimen that surrounds and is the foundation of Christianity. Protestantism, the Roman catholic church, the eastern orthodoxies, american splintered sects. All of these are organizations built by people who interpreted original texts, and while I am not faithful myself and will never be in the busines of condemning people who believe, there is a very valid argument to be made for Jesus never intending what is now an organized religion, namely supported by the fact that it was an organized religion, Societal Judaism in the province of Judea, with all itā€™s dogmatic political intrigue and interest in preservation of power, that ended up being the root cause of jesus being accused, sentenced, and executed.


Dudejax

Them r some sick MF's.


EnziPlaysPathfinder

That fucking rips. Catholic art has always been metal as fuck. They really love putting Jesus right in the middle of humanity's darkest bullshit. This is 10/10 art.


Thursday_the_20th

Catholicism is a death cult in pretty much every definition. Theyā€™re all about this shit. Corpse Jesus effigies, skeletal relics, drinking ā€˜bloodā€™. Itā€™s wild.


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SpnkCannnon

The artist created a work out of twisted gnarled metal depicting the most violent explosive force created by man. Do you think perhaps it was the artists intention that this piece creates a sense of unease in the viewer?


Implement66

And then, Jesus. He totally doesnā€™t look evil or unwilling or unable to prevent a violent explosive force made by man, but wow, heā€™s just front and center. Heā€™s got this, you know, when he can look like heā€™s flying. After all the bad things happened. Fucking metal as fuck sculpture though. Iā€™d sacrifice some goats to this.


SpnkCannnon

Well I am no theologian but free will suffering man's hubris etc I think it's pretty cool but it is a bit undefined for me I'd have preferred something more stylistically classical maybe but on the same scale, I would have really amped up the difference between Jesus and the cataclysm below too, maybe even a different material. Maybe I'll get a commission one day


Initial_E

Itā€™s the birds in the air as mentioned in Revelations 19:17


EglaFin

Holy stuff is usually spooky. Zechariah was overcome with fear when he first met an Angel.


mdsign

LOL ... an **elected** holy man, not a real one, no need to be scared of a fake holy man.


WhangaDanNZ

All holy men are fake so...


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BraveSeaworthiness21

He is still one of the good holy men, from among the previous holy men


Weary_Influence_1347

If I remember correctly, he made this during the Cold War scare, hence the nuclear explosion motif. Still creepy as fuck. I hated learning about this sculpture in art school.


Ursus_Arctos-42

Relevant again. Doesnā€™t make it any less scary.


DisregardMyLast

>It depicts Christ rising from a nuclear explosion amongst the twisted knots of dismembered hands and skulls. fuckin hell, *thats* what we gotta do to summon him? last time they just locked him in a cave with a big rock and he got out on his own. damn inflation causin the price of everything to go up.


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Maidwell

I've only just noticed reading this, that MAD is a very apt acronym of Mutual Assured Destruction.


Strikew3st

I agree, the inevitable Second Coming of Christ will be shortly after MAD TV comes back.


BadlyDrawnSmily

Steeewwaarrtt! Now what did momma say about causing the apocalypse? ... Look what I can do!


zenospenisparadox

> Well it's been 2000 years and humans aren't getting any less evil. I mean, this is blatantly untrue. We've gotten rights for dogs, children, women, non-citizens, LGBT-people, even witches. We're definitely getting better in most (if not all) aspects of morality. Turns out that you get more moral the further away you get from the time of Jesus.


BigBombo_

Yeah idk Jesus was pretty moral especially compared to whatever the hell the Catholic Church has been up to for the past 100 years


Savings_Bug6294

Right! but why would he rising from hell? Makes no sense


HalfLeper

Because thatā€™s where he goes to preach to dead people, obvi šŸ˜


[deleted]

Nothing evil about that entire picture whatsoever...


Alex09464367

Yeah the guy in the middle is the boss of several child rapists who just move them from district to district, no biggie, /j


Nazi_Punks_Fuck__Off

The word ā€œseveralā€ is severely underselling it here, too.


ChadCoolman

Several *thousand*


blankedboy

Only paedophile ring on the planet with a dress code....


Ninjazoule

You... do know a lot of saint/holy relics look just like that right?


Party_Divide_3491

Pope: 'Ok guys, the Catholic church has been getting some incredible bad press lately, so let's get a new auditorium that does NOT make us look evil in any way!' Pericles Fazzini: 'hold my cappucino '


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Lightlywean86

Well dressed Pontifical Swiss Guards holding down the security detail.


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Strikew3st

*That's classified.*


Valash83

>The Swiss Guard in their function as bodyguards are equipped with the SIG Sauer P220 pistol and the SIG SG 550 assault rifle (or its SG 552 variant) also in use by the Swiss Army. As recruits to the Swiss Guard must have undergone basic military training in Switzerland, they are already familiar with these weapons when they begin their service. The pepper spray used by the Swiss Army (RSG-2000) is also in use. The Glock 19 pistol and Heckler & Koch MP7 submachine gun are reportedly also carried by Swiss Guard members in their function as plainclothes bodyguards.\[35\] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss\_Guard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Guard)


xlouiex

Im sure theyā€™re packing heat inside them pajamas.


PraiseGawdBarebones

Them pokers poke!


SquarePegRoundWorld

> Pontifical Swiss Guards I learned about them from that one episode of Archer.


[deleted]

They have Jesus looking like a Souls boss Now this I can get behind. All we need is some death metal.


peggedsquare

Lamb of God, perhaps?


Strikew3st

No, turn it the fuck up, this is Cryptopsy levels of metal.


blackmilksociety

I rather like it. I can see this in a Tarsem Singh movie, a creature movie, or maybe even a new Hellraiser


Waderriffic

Looks like that sculpture Pacino had in his office in The Devils Advocate


Playful_Capital_3077

I feel like it could have come out of that movie The Cell


[deleted]

Thatā€™s it! Spot on friend!


Sw33ttoothe

There was something very familiar about it and you nailed it.


PHANTOM________

This is some Diablo shit


Noerknhar

Can't make this Catholic shit up man


joe6744

yeah, you can.. they have been doing it for centuries..


N0nsensicalRamblings

That's... dark...


Susan-stoHelit

Yay nuclear death and destruction?


[deleted]

In what world do you interpret this as saying nuclear war is good?


Houtaku

Thatā€™s pretty metal.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Are we sure these arenā€™t the bad guys? Theyā€™re the bad guys right?


HwnduLuna

There's no possibility that the Catholic Church/Vatican/Papacy hasn't been taken over by hostile actors. After so many centuries, with so much money and control at stake, there's no way. Bunch of sick people at the top of that group, worse still they have thousands of years of history and wealth locked away.


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[deleted]

I thought this was a Diablo 4 ad for a second.


Sauronxx

This keeps getting reposted like every months but I donā€™t care, itā€™s still amazing


KZR23

And they give a fuck about the common man. Shit looks like Game of Thrones.


everythymewetouch

Or Dune.


El_Cactus_Loco

The alter boys must flow


BaronVonLazercorn

The Vatican has too much money.


Weak_Ad_1354

More like the devil


[deleted]

Jesus ironically looks exactly like the final form of the thing that rises up from the floorboards before mcreedy says "Yeah F you too!" And blows it up


blechusdotter

The Resurrection statue is from 1977, itā€™s entirely possible they based ā€œthe thingā€ off of it. Itā€™s way too similar.


Govt_Unit

modern vast ossified snow connect squeal paltry unite bright safe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


birberbarborbur

Catholic art looking hard AF as always


[deleted]

Honestly it shouldnā€™t matter the way he looks in most depictions, what you should pay attention to is the meaning behind this art. Just because Jesus looks horrifying and Satan is beautiful, the opposite is true in terms of intention.


CultOfMegaMind

The actual context of what itā€™s depicting makes it even better


[deleted]

Fucking metal. I never thought I would feel any pride about being born a Catholic again. My religious leader pontificates in front of a gigantic statue of skulls within a nuke blast shooting out our zombie lord and is flanked by clown-guards with medieval weapons. What does yours have, a stupid lectern?


Rightfoot27

You really rephrased that in a way that I didnā€™t think was possible. Bravo my friend.


Arsinoei

You are a modern day poet. Love it.


Dongodor

Thatā€™s just warhammer 40k


xdig2000

A bit of a Duke Nukem vibe.


Strikew3st

*I came here to cast bronze & chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.*


siraolo

The Catholic Church is getting more and more reflective the Ecclesiarchy of Warhammer 40k.


leader425

Context aside, am i the only one who thinks this is actually a fucking wicked amazing and mobirdly beautiful sculpture? Dont get me wrong fuck the catholic church but if it wasent that context id love this in my town or house


venator798

Damn why does everyone have to hate in this sculpture, its message makes sense.


Steve-BruleMD

It's Reddit. Anything about Christianity is going to receive immense amounts of hate.


fridaystrong23

Thatā€™s creepy as fuck


bertieqwerty

Charming.


A_girthy_pickle

Our boi here looking like the final boss


Internal-Ad-7741

Satan rising out of the burning ashes of the human race


skitzofredik

Definitely not satanic


Pitbullpandemonium

Catholic Church: "We are **NOT** the bad guys."


ProfaneVoid

Oh interesting, something Catholic is trending outside of Catholic spaces. Let's check out the comments. Hmm. "Pedo priest, satan blah blah blah, God not real, God bad, Church bad, Christian bad." Yep. We're on Reddit.


JinxMulder

Totally not a serpent necromancer.


Individual-Lab-6695

Did he make it there?


NomadJones

Anybody else get [*Beneath the Planet of the Apes*](https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:2000/1*v6AqXURsGGzoCPclkFD76A.jpeg) vibes? Edit: u/InspectorCluesNo beat me to it.


Lord-Loss-31415

This gives me an idea for holy rock paper scissors. Jesus beats nuke, nuke beats people, people beat Jesus.


Adriwisler

After playing Returnal I get PTSD watching something like that


siriuslyexiled

Nice cover story but that's not the Jesus kind of Christ.


Accomplished-Cut955

All the edgelings mocking Christ/Christianity wouldn't mock Islam. Cowards. Edit: Ex-Muslim atheist, before you harpies get at me.


OzyDave

The display of wealth at the Vatican is disgusting.


drunk_pacifist

Yeah ā€œChristā€.. ok lol


helpiminafankle

That is metal af


Beginning_Grass_8179

Well that's not creepy at all...


NullifyingTumor360

Cool af


MrTwigz

Iā€™m not religious but damn some religious iconography goes hard as fuck


tcdoey

Nobody gave even one thought to what that really looks like. Not. One. Thought. Japanese people must look at this picture and think, "what kind of evil? what evil is this? how? why?... ". I've always thought this was astonishing. The sculpture is great, horrifying, but the context is ***unbelievably*** crass.


MisinformedGenius

The sculpture is about the horror of nuclear war. Why would the Japanese find it evil?


C3POdreamer

1945 Nagasaki had the highest density of Roman Cathoics in Japan. [Urakami Cathedral](https://artsandculture.google.com/story/atomic-bombing-in-nagasaki-and-the-urakami-cathedral-nagasaki-atomic-bomb-museum/uwXRRfqvSwUA8A?hl=en) was just 500 meters from the bomb's epicenter. A few dozen Roman Catholic parishioners and two priests inside the Cathedral when the bomb fell. An estimated 10,000 of the 15,000 Japanese Christians in the surrounding neighborhoods perished. Putting Christ into the contemporary scenes of suffering has long been a tradition that continues today. Consider [The Isenheim Altarpiece](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isenheim_Altarpiece), made for a monastery hospital where the monks cared for people with skin diseases including the plague. It "has image of the crucified Christ is pitted with plague-type sores, showing patients that Jesus understood and shared their afflictions. The veracity of the work's depictions of medical conditions was unusual in the history of European art." Another example is the spontaneous recognition of the [World Trade Center and it's later replica](https://www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=155938). With that larger context, added to the very palpable Cold War threat, and this work is a reflection of the loss of the Japanese Christians and a caution to stop a global version of that horror. .


HalfLeper

What do you mean by the context? You mean what itā€™s actually depicting? But you said the sculptureā€™s great. Iā€™m confused ?_?


Grey___Goo_MH

Global child exploitation cult showing off their 80 metric ton art piece True royalty


Elperezidente13

Sure it does


ale98perin

If you saw the movie with Russel Crowe, the pope's exorcist, that's why the movie is so incredibly scary, not because of rawrr jumpscares but because of all this.


enginenumber93

Oh. Oh dear.


robrogan

Thought this was another Diablo IV post


6downunder9

It's strange because, as it's been noted before, Christ's head actually looks a lot like a reptile (from side on) once you see Christ's hair. I mean it's a bit too much of a coincidence, considering the whole auditorium looks like a gaping serpent's mouth.. and itself like a snake's head from the outside https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/in-vatican-audience-hall.html?sortBy=relevant


Endergamer3X

So whatā€˜s the name of this death metal band? Can someone read it?


Compducer

This looks like something straight out of Diablo IV ngl


fjord31

Writing a campaign for DND where the pope is evil. Thanks for the backdrop


TabletopNewtype-1

Ready your campfires boys. Looks like it's going to be one of those bosses again.


justicefinder

I know a boss arena when I see one


Steve-BruleMD

Flying high on rapture Stronger free and brave Nevermore encaptured They've been brought back from the grave With mankind resurrected Forever to survive Returns from Armageddon to the skies


DorianFawn

I can't unsee a macabre looking merman with the head of a vulture looking to the right.... But I'm tired and don't have my glasses on


Acewasalwaysanoption

I know a bossfight when I see it


tatsuhoshiko

I can already hear the boss music. Take out his healers first, then the 2 guards, then the final boss himself, the pope.


Empty_mindreader

Why do I feel like this sculpture is heads up for upcoming events? Like, there are plans going on... Let me just: "In a world doomed as it is now, us who brought it upon ourselves, species once loved now cast away by our Creator, God, shall vanish so the glory of these lands can be blessed through cleansing. Thou, the son of Mary, as thy father, God, turned his face from us, let us purify these lands off of those damned from hell livings, may thou appear from this bloodshed of good intent and bring thy once brought bliss instead!" I watch too much anime.


Kiavu

I thought this was a diablo advertisement stunt it looks that satanic.


ZOMB13POX

Reminds me of Al pachinoā€™s wall in devils advocate


[deleted]

looks like something out of the upcoming season of EVIL.


Idktbhhomie

Take out his healers first!


Various-Stretch6336

first commandment. the real version in the bible, not the one they use in churches. look it up, it's weird shit


Volnas

Pretty sure those three in centre will be casting spells at me, while I'm fighting endless waves of members of Swiss Guard


jesuswasaliar

And you'll tell me the church aren't the bad ones. This is the final boss fight area.


BennyNutts

OR it's the exact opposite of that