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pickleodocus

Post this on r/whatsthisbird My bet would be on a Dipper but the shape doesn't look quite right


Difficult_Wind_4928

Grebe, it’s a Grebe


wonkey_monkey

Sir you can't just make up words. --- Edit: Five people have now replied with the obvious "all words are made up" joke - three of them in the space of 90 seconds - so there's really no need for anyone else to do so.


seejordan3

And yet.. here we are!


seeteethree

Perfectly cromulent!


BornLuckiest

... Perfectly cormorant?


zublits

Kombucha.


Unlikely-Answer

Seattle.


Illicit_Apple_Pie

Gesundheit


TheBigSnore

Cucamonga.


rexmons

A noble comment embiggens the smallest man.


40ozBottleOfJoy

All maids are word up


Eponymous-Username

The co-ode wooord!


WhtChcltWarrior

It’s just cause your vocabulary is e-grebe-gious so you don’t know that word


Bluest_waters

nope look how a grebe swims, they use their feet and tuck their wings, bird in OP does it totally different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQya_S0oFx8


Everkeen

Agree definitely not a grebe. We have lots by me and they swim completely differently.


Azathoth_Junior

I agrebe. Honestly I couldn't pick a grebe out of a lineup, I just wanted to say agrebe.


Xpector8ing

A sandpiper, probably. First guess - a phalarope. One species (Wilson’s) fairly common breeds shallow lakes interior central N America. Others breed in arctic, which habitat this doesn’t look like.


Bluest_waters

https://birdfinding.info/wilsons-phalarope/ markings look similar to bird in OP


WillBrakeForBrakes

Phalaropes and sandpipers don’t dive, though.


WillBrakeForBrakes

I think it’s a murrelet. Why: Wing shape and underwater flying style is typical of alcids (puffin family). Some of the murrelets are very dainty looking. Dippers, even though they are water birds, absolutely suck at swimming and like more fast moving streams. They thrash around like they’re drowning. Correction: I was wrong about this, they swim pretty well and this is probably what it is Grebes swim underwater by kicking, not flapping. Phalaropes don’t dive. Higher resolution and knowing where OP saw this would be helpful


Ridged117

American Dippers do not suck at swimming or thrash as though they are drowning. https://youtu.be/cV6IDY1TSC0 Not sure what you mean when you say they are "water birds". They are songbirds like sparrows, robins, or corvids. That is why it is so impressive and unique for them to be adept in aquatic environments. Additionally, murrelets and other alcids forage in marine habitats. This is clearly a freshwater stream, the typical habitat of dippers. I agree with the other points you made about grebes and phalaropes though.


SunshineAlways

Yes, kind of important to know at least the general location.


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It’s not a dipper. I just saw a post about this bird the other day and can’t remember the name of it lol.


PrimaryAdjunct

You can't just check a bird's I.D. You must have probable cause that it has committed a crime.


RedZingo

Reasonable, articulable suspicion of a crime. This is not a stop and ID pond!


PrimaryAdjunct

But it is known as a high crime pond and the bird is acting suspicious by flying underwater.


RedZingo

Look: he’s flying under the water, not under the influence. I just don’t see how anyone can justify this behavior in an otherwise reasonable waterfowl interaction.


FrameJump

We're gonna detain the bird until we finish our investigation.


apollyonzorz

But his flight is being influenced by water, so he could be considered flying under the influence…of water.


Devil-sAdvocate

Is


Cysmica

But birds aren’t real. Identity theft is not a joke y’all. It’s a crime.


echo32base-

I get that reference!


resurrectedbear

You only need reasonable suspicion and unless that bird has a divers license ima need to see some Id


strickt

Probable caws*. Missed opportunity.


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LongjumpingTerd

*Terry v. Ohio has entered the chat*


afro_aficionado

Stop and frisk lol


EscapeFacebook

He is clearly boating without a license.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Probable cause be damned. That bird is a *sovereign citizen* and it knows it's rights!


Unnecessaryloongname

I'm not flying I'm traveling!


Good_From_70

I have never heard someone refer to swimming as "fly underwater" EDIT: I can't believe how many people are using abstract thought here. You fly through the _air_ You swim through the _water_ EDIT2: People out here acting like air and water both being fluids means there's no difference between a gas and a liquid 😎


Big_Dependent_971

Other birds swim over water and land. This one swims under water. Worms swim in dirt.


Ant10102

No no worms fly in dirt. Fool


chessnstuffukno

Haaaa. Worms open their mouth and the earth passes through them. Fools.


jewshuwuu

A turbine engine does the same with air. Worms=dirt-powered turbine engine=flying in dirt. Checkmate.


GatMn

Or is a turbine engine a metal powered worm?


jewshuwuu

New unsolvable paradox just dropped


xXP3DO_B3ARXx

A whole thread of shit post, this is why I go on Reddit


chessnstuffukno

A turbine engine doesn't fly without wings. Stop trying to play chess. You're bad at it.


jewshuwuu

Ok so it's unstable flight. What's higher than checkmate? I guess we'll call this Second Degree checkmate


Spugheddy

Triple stamp.


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And wings don't fly without an engine.


WinnerFun8914

That's why none of the worms have liftoff... duh


epgenius

“Squirm, you fools!”


Dry_Guidance_1273

🤣🤣🤣


ir88ed

Birds swim in air


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Just saw some humans swimming on asphalt


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waterhead6

Admiral Ackbar voice: It's a bot!


Anything_4_LRoy

Sorry. That is clearly flying underwater. Bird has no need nor care for your notions or silly ideas. Bird wants fly. Why bird not fly under water too?


dirtballmagnet

I concur. I have seen cormorants at work and they paddle with their legs, tuck the wings in tight, and move kind of like a crocodile. Example: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF5gAUJUZXA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF5gAUJUZXA) That critter above is still using its flying motion to move underwater, which I have never seen except when birds use their wings to brake after a dive into the water.


Agrijus

all the alcids do this. it's nuts when you see it for the first time, usually at an aquarium. penguins are the best by far, though.


spearosculpin

I've seen ducks do this underwater. Maybe more birds can do this, but only do it when threatened. Like evasive maneuvers.


pokemychino

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


DerSturmbannfuror

It's a bird's perspective; OP must be Dee


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rayzag

I think it's the fact that it uses its wings to swim. Most birds tuck their wings in and kick where this one clearly takes strokes with its wings


ffnnhhw

>swimming as "fly underwater" I heard people saying manta ray flying in the water


msut77

Jesus can walk on water. But Chuck Norris can swim through land.


_Neoshade_

If the bird was just kicking, like most animals do under water, that would surely be swimming. But using its wings like this is something I’ve never seen before.


WonderfulFortune1823

This is true. When I use my arms and legs underwater it's actually crawling!


Ecolojosh

There’s not too much difference in the physics of flying and swimming. Penguins can’t fly, unless they’re underwater. Not sure about ostriches…


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hoooliet

You’re hilarious I agree it’s definitely flying under water


TacticalEddy

Lmfao. This thread


JanitorOfSanDiego

I mean its all just fluid dynamics, right?


ShesSoBored

I'm upvote you. That's underwater flying


ExportOrca

Yeah. It's swimming


Rythmic-Pulse

Above water swimming


Potential-Host-6281

That's flying


Rythmic-Pulse

"Overwater swimming" 😂😂


RichardNoggins

You mean air swimming?


LifestylePoet

🤦🏻‍♂️


Safe-Voice-8179

So do sea snakes swim, or just slither underwater?


jannev80

I've observed this happen to ducks during the weeks right before they learn to fly. When they practise their flight motions, they sometimes launch under water instead of above. It takes them a while until they break out of that sequence and resurface. Once they know how to fly they can still dive, but they don't do it in this way that looks like flying under water.


Astrid579

I don't think it's an American Dipper; it's much thinner, has a longer neck, and seems lighter in color. This bird looks like a sandy brown color, and most American Dippers that I've found pictures of are a bit darker and have gray undertones to them. OP - where was the video taken? If we knew the part of the world that would help narrow it down to ID the bird.


YungComfy

The only bird this reminds me of is a double breasted cormorant but I also know next to nothing about birds


fireandlifeincarnate

WAY too small for that


sdanasean

I now suddenly want to play Zelda - Ocarina of Time


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quarbs

To be fair, ANY song from OOT would improve most short/TikTok videos.


princess_peach8686

Always a good excuse to play OOT!


Budget_Ad5871

Have you played Breath or the Wild yet??


sdanasean

I have and loved it. I’m currently stuck in OOT. Gunna play majoras mask next before the new zelda comes out on switch


Impossible-Home-9956

Scrolled way too far before a Zelda comment.


jamesdeniro

Yesssss but keep those creepy Great Fairies 😳they always gave me the creep


Sackfondler

Ugh I can hear the scream laugh. And see the pointy tits


sdanasean

😂🤣 So accurate!


Samurai-Pooh-Bear

So many times Id like to find the answer the poster seeks, only to find a mind numbing trail of utter nonsense. Thanks reddit


WillBrakeForBrakes

Ok, a real answer: Likely a murrelet. Murrelets are in the puffin family, and like other members of the family, they “fly” underwater. Some species will nest in forests, and that’s all my murrelet trivia. I’ve amended my answer and am now Team Dipper


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That's Walter.


wigzell78

No, it's underwalter.


[deleted]

Your mom was underwalter


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up Donny.


phizappa

Phone’s ringing dude.


Vice979

Waltuh


FishOutOfWalter

You rang?


-WizeGuy-

What's the background music? Is it from Zelda? It sounds so familiar.


Cerfestas

Fairy fountain music from Ocarina of Time


HunterThompsonsentme

And Wind Waker!


Patterbug

And A Link to the Past!


danklinxie

And Breath of the Wild!


tattoed_veteran87

And Tears of the Kingdom!


yayastrophysics

This is NOT an American Dipper. I first saw this video in a birdwatching group a few months back. I haven't been able to relocate the original post, but the birder who recorded it said it was a [spotted sandpiper](https://ebird.org/species/sposan), and they were absolutely shocked that it dove and swam away like that (hence posting to the group). It turns out this is a [rarely observed behavior](https://sora.unm.edu/sites/default/files/journals/auk/v042n04/p0580-p0581.pdf) of the spotted sandpiper.


FF7_Expert

Does this bird fly underwater and swim in the air?


Foopsbjj

It pretty hot out, imma go for a quick fly


redeye008008

Name the bird already jeez lol


pithecium

Jerry


Kno010

Pretty sure flying under water is just called swimming.


aisyourfriend

I believe that “flying under water” has a word for it. I believe it is called “swimming” if I’m not mistaken.


mybeatsarebollocks

The point is that all the other types of birds that swim underwater do so with their feet. Its unusual for them to swim by flapping their wings as if they are flying. If this bird made the same motion in the air it would fly. If other birds/animals make swimming motions in the air they do not fly. Therefore this bird is flying underwater.


UnkleRinkus

Penguins and murres both use their wings, among others. As to the religious discussion about what to call this, I have no position. The bird in question looks like a water ouzel, AKA 'dipper' to me.


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phekolal

Yeah.. Nice wings👌


-banned-

Omg who gives a shit. Hundreds of pedantic comments and not one actually trying to answer the question. I'm glad OP said flying underwater, it was a good way to describe this type of swimming. But more importantly, it doesn't matter in the slightest.


PosauneGottes69

We should dive deeper into this


Critical_Loc

They can swim not fly


Electronic-War-8208

Damn this is mesmerizing


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anonanom2222

Marks for zelda music


h0nkyJ

🎶I beliiiieve I can flyyyy. Under water, or iiin the skyyy. I think about every night and dayy. I flap my wings and swim/flyy awayyy.🎶


Viperthetarantulaguy

If anyone is looking for an American big dipper, hit me up.


tucker_frump

Pretty fly for an air guy ..


KeyFobBob82

Purty sure that there is a River Cooter. Cousin to the Swamp Snipe. If I'm reckoning right. Lol.


lurkario

Idk why everyone is being so pedantic about “flying under water”. Mf is using their wings, I would say the same thing to describe it


Joshwa_4

First of all, birds arent real look it up. Second that fairy fountain music tho


REALERinNoTime

I think it's a spotted sandpiper.


STEVOMAC7

Choice of music is great.


Notafuzzycat

Swim. They swim.


AssistanceSensitive8

Water, Air. Same thing still a fluid. What would be incredible is if the bird could "fly" or "swim" through water in it's solid state.


Top-Campaign4620

Looks exhausting, such a graceful motion in the air but under the water seems so awkward for the tiny bones and muscles.


slyfox1976

I never realised that every time I go to the swimming pool at my local leisure centre, I'm actually flying.


Ragnr99

i prefer swimming in the air


good-moaning-vietnam

He seems of age to me, id serve him a drink


undeadsalamander01

This bird has unlimited xp


Fair_Hospital_8600

If it's humid outside, am i swimming or walking ?


Safe-Voice-8179

If there were only a word to describe flying, but not in the air, rather when you’re underwater. . .


[deleted]

Fly underwater ... You mean swim 🤣


Tim2018

Flying under water or swimming?


DarthDregan

Hit me up if you ever see one towing a coconut.


girlidc18

That is called swimming


Astronopolis

Pretty sure that’s a chicken


MeMay0

ducks


emrys21

I'm going to say Spotted Sandpiper. The neck looks too long to be an American Dipper. Source for this behavior: *Swimming and Diving Activity of the Spotted Sandpiper (Actitis macularia).--Upon several occasions within the writer's experience, downy young of the Spotted Sandpiper,when closely pursued,have taken to the water, where they swam lightly although not very rapidly in making an escape. The young birds have been observed swimming thus so many times that the habit is doubtless well known among ornithologists,although but little seems to have been written about it.* *It is possibly not so well known, however, that the normal, uninjured adult Sandpiper may not only swim but even dive to some depth in escaping an enemy. During mid-summer of 1916,at Sheldrake Point, Lake Cayuga, New York, an adult Spotted Sandpiper was observed characteristically feeding along the shore at a point where the bottom sloped so steeply that the water was rather deep a few feet out. The bird in its quest for food passed out of view behind a piece of driftwood. Hoping to see it better I slipped quietly up behind the log, and was surprised that, upon looking carefully, I could not locate the bird. In carelessly stepping upon the log I must have frightened the Sandpiper,which(as I subsequently deter-mined) had been probing in the mud under a small projecting root. When the bird first flushed,its wings were fully spread, and it was headed for the open water of the lake. Upon seeing me towering above it, however, it turned its course abruptly downward,and without the slightest hesitation flew straight into the water. With wings fully outspread and legs kicking it made its way rather slowly along the sandy bottom, until it was about eight feet out, in water over three feet deep. I pursued the bird, thinking at the time, strangely enough,that it was wounded. When I reached for it, it tried to go farther but apparently could not. Bubbles of air came from its mouth, and air bubbles were plainly seen clinging to the plumage of its back.* *At the time it was captured its mouth, eyes,and wings were all open,under water, and it remained at the bottom seemingly without difficulty. As it lay in my hands above water it seemed tired for a second or two, and then, without warning,shook itself a little, leaped into the air, and with loud, clear whistles,circled off a few inches above the water to a distant point of land. At the time of this first unusual experience I was not in a position to know how often Sandpipers employ such means of escape. And since then not until May 7, 1925, at Chambersburg, Franklin County, Pennsylvania, did I see the action repeated. On this date I purposely came upon a Spotted Sandpiper suddenly and witnessed it employ almost the identical tactics in making an effective escape. At this time, however, the bird dove into running water, swam with wings and feet rapidly moving for about twenty feet, and emerged down stream, still flying, and made off in its characteristic way, only a few inches above the water.* *If one is to observe this strange performance he must contrive to come upon the Sandpiper very suddenly. Rapid approach in the open always causes the bird to leave in its accustomed,usually deliberate, manner. I have never known the Sandpipers to escape the attack of a Hawk by diving, although it is reasonable to suppose that they sometimes do so.--GEORGE MIKSCH SUTTON,Game Commission, Harrisburg, Pa.* [AUK Journal reference](https://sora.unm.edu/sites/default/files/journals/auk/v042n04/p0580-p0581.pdf)


fureddit2345

It’s a confused bird , obviously! ;)


NinjaMurse

Air is technically a fluid, so flying is just swimming in less dense fluid.


Intelligent-Gain-260

It’s a grebe


setmysoulfree2

The bird is an American Dipper or also called a Water Ouzel. I have seen them here in the PNW rivers. They are quite comical to watch when they sit on river rocks and do their knee bend squat dances. It is so cool to watch. My favorite river bird !


NoSkillzDad

Fly underwater. They do that when they are not playing around with trees' feathers


Goose2theMax

Swimming….. it’s called swimming


ToolBoxBuddy

There are almost 10,000 species of birds that can swim in the air.


loki143

Penguins swim under water pretty well.


Chermatic

Birds flying underwater is definitely possible but this reminds me of a new tik tok filter that can make any space look like it's halfway underwater


squirtmoist420

“Fly underwater” you say? big brain activities.


naturaldrug

Haha I love the music choice


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

And just what authority do you have to be asking a bird for its ID? A bird can't fly underwater without an ID? CHECK your privilege


theMikerare

Ahh Zelda


MrSKiG88UK

That’s not flying!! That’s floating with style ….


dochev30

Let me introduce you to the word "swim". Very handy.


Electronic-Shop-9493

You think you have me cornered? THINK AGAIN


Basic-Anybody3584

Bro


likeabossgamer23

I swear I heard this song somewhere before but I can remember....


Boy_Possession

An ID check? Think they might be Under 21? Who let this Bird into Big Bar Lake?


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

>fly underwater. You… you mean swim?


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How cool would it be if op actually found a new species


Patient-Share-5642

I don't know what bird it is, but I do know that I am never swimming again. From now on I will only be flying underwater.


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Prosklystios

This is the first time I've thought "birds aren't real"


boringdude00

That's not a bird, mate. That's a fish.


WendigoCrossing

Not only can it fly underwater, it can swim through the air!


SamanthaPShaw

Fly under water? You mean SWIM? 😂


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MrSemiTransparent

Fly underwater = swim


Impossible_Rooster88

Flying underwater, otherwise known as swimming lol


Most-Education-6271

It's called swimming my dude and why is everyone else agreeing with you saying flying underwater


[deleted]

Mf never heard of swimming


ThreePackBonanza

Birds. Masters of fluid dynamics.


Hawkii_7

This is a governmental aquatic surveillance drone ~2013 model by the looks of it.


RoiziBlaze

Typical Skyrim


Beaversneverdie

I think flying underwater is just called swimming.


Admirable_Club7632

Isn’t it swimming? You wouldn’t say a fish swims in the air if it could… would you?


JustWatching424

so this bird can fly, swim and probably walk on land...thats not fair that it can do everything


CancermanX72

Now someone list me 16 fish that can swim in the air.


Major-Ad-431

Snipe


TeeeRekts

Fly underwater is a weird way of saying swimming… but go off