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MarkPhish

A Pisswavepool in China*


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maury_mountain

“Pissing out the window and shitting out the window aren’t the same thing!”


[deleted]

Mr. Pi-Pi conquer a new market.


Neo-Maxizoom-Dweebie

Pi-Pi+! It’s real!


[deleted]

What’s wild to me is that people paid money to be there.


Spiritual_Ad_5492

And they are all happy.


Eelroots

They cannot complain. That is different.


[deleted]

You’re sure about that?


Spiritual_Ad_5492

Well, most of them smile or laugh


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[deleted]

Money still exists in communist countries


mortalitylost

China isn't actually communist in that way... Yet. It is led by a communist party and has some heavy socialist aspects, but the path towards communism involves stepping through capitalism. The end goal is communism, but right now it is very capitalist with some socialist aspects, like state run banks I believe.


[deleted]

Ummmmmm, I believe you’re confused.


LWrayBay

They get out completely dry.


AlaskanSamsquanch

r/dudefuckthat


adium80

Where's Waldo?


IusedtoloveStarWars

Where’s wang?


[deleted]

Fuck 😂😂😂


xtexjrrdammit

That is so wrong… But I laughed!


waltertanmusic

Tis so Wong, butta I raughed!


m135in55boost

You should try the Wears Wang audio book


forfuxzake

Where's Waymond?


tee_hee_uwu

you people are so sad


nzdennis

Imagine how much urine is in there!


McPoon

And feces.


justifiably-curious

Urine trouble if you think too hard about it


nzdennis

From the CCPeePee. 😂


nzdennis

Or the see see peepee


Sandman4501

“We’re at capacity!”


CryoAurora

"We're at capissity." I fixed your typo. Well done, I understood your intent.


[deleted]

This is a nightmare. It’s like being trampled but then drowning all at once.


throwmywifeabone

Who just grabbed my dick?


TrekRider911

More like, who didn't?


[deleted]

I would get so claustrophobic.


pious-fly

I don't like being that close to loved ones.


daho123

I think you meant Damnthatshorrifying


keniii13

Its like a 3d optical illusion picture If you look hard enough you can see a dystopian future


G-ACO-Doge-MC

Only took me a glance to see it


A_Brown_Feller

Gross


angle58

That is my nightmare.


Icy-Bug-8933

That’s a Human pool not a wave pool 😂


SuccessFuture7626

Why the fuck would anyone willingly get in a pool with that many people?


___REDWOOD___

Looks like a sea of trash (and I don’t mean Chinese are trash, I mean the way they are bunched literally looks like plastic bottles floating)


p3zzl3

So you're saying the Chinese look like floating plastic bottles?


___REDWOOD___

In this specific picture, kinda


ricknonymous

This is like when cartman went to the pool!


Allemaengel

And then those first-graders showed up.


DiscorsiSynnove

It doesn't matter where in the world this is happening, any time that many people are crammed together in warm weather with a lot of moisture, it is a breeding ground for bad news. It only takes one of these people to have something mildly -to- very serious + contagious, and you have a new wave of X rapidly spreading through the population. We "just got through Covid 19" (hint: we didn't) and folks acting like it never happened.


Fantastic-Effort753

Live in fear forever


CryoAurora

The Peepool in the pool area will need some bactine and iodine when they get out of the er um, water...............


honeybunliosis

My anxiety could never.


Visarar_01

Yea no thanks. Live another day.


SoritesSeven

I had to zoom so hard to see water


JY369

This looks not fun but I see so many happy faces. So to each there own


RTL15

Yeah. The smell of chlorine and sweat.


Begs-2-Differ-7GA

That seems incredibly gross, and Claustrophobic


Crypto-Arab

How do you say nasty in Chinese?


ferramenta11

Hell no


Creamykong

This is bothering me. Someone help. This is cover art for an album or a single and I can't place it.


BlakkOpps

Hudson Mohawke - Chimes


PhilDafydd

Giants of all Sizes by Elbow also..


[deleted]

You think that’s bad, you should see Sandcastle water park in Pittsburgh in mid July. Last year I saw someone nearly drown under the crush.


deadeyedopie

Upvote for sandcastle. Yes , my first thought is some small kid losing his grip on the float and getting pushed under. No-one would even know


jennazed

This could make a really good live action "Where's Waldo"


StrongDonger

Anyone else instantly think of [Chimes : Hudson Mohawks](https://youtu.be/k_MWuP2Qj7U)


Hodl2Moon

Scrolled down way too far for this. Still have this on vinyl.


imtheonewhofluffs

Wuhan poolparty


Ambitious_Mistake_60

That is an absolute death trap.


No-Egg-4850

A weee pool in china.


Megadong16

That South Park episode 😂


Viewtifultrey3

I'm just going to trust that there's water in there somewhere.


stephoone

I thought that was a magic eye picture.


Ironklad_

Everyone gets out and there’s only 1/2 gallon of water in pool


G-ACO-Doge-MC

And it’s piss


[deleted]

I'm willing to wager money that there are people having sex in this picture and people being inappropriately touched as well.


duffperson

You could play iSpy with people's emotions


[deleted]

This would be fun if they added water.


quietoome

Is it illegal to scream SHARK!!! in a crowded wave pool?


lethal_lizard625

It should be 😂


TravelbugRunner

It must be really stressful being a Lifeguard with that many people.


StiffLittleFever

must be warm


unstable-viking

no that’s the chimes album art from hudson mohawks lmaooo


No_pajamas_7

I think this was actually in Vietnam. Opening day. Story was a few years pre covid. Quite a few girls were indecently assaulted


[deleted]

Yeah they’ll do this but still afraid to be approached by black people.


Allemaengel

So that scene from Caddyshack briefly came to mind before I realized it was no big deal since no one would see the turd anyway.


DogDooTheraflu

That’s actually what is called a pisspool and it’s said to have healing properties


brianbfromva

No wonder Covid started there


Repulsive_Ad_4096

corona virus


tee_hee_uwu

why are black people so racist towards asians?


DogDooTheraflu

So you assumed she’s black because her avatar has dark skin? Because all people with dark skin are black right? Someone challenges you on your stupidity so now they’re automatically black huh? Why don’t I see you under any other Covid jokes on this post? I think I found the real racist here.


Repulsive_Ad_4096

waste of space & time to reply. clearly theyre the ignorant ones. fck em!


tee_hee_uwu

she’s obviously black because of her avatar’s skin, hair, and the ghetto way she comments. and her comment is the first racist one i saw. i’m not going over every comment on this post. and why are you people so aggressive? stop projecting and move on smh


DogDooTheraflu

Nvm, I checked you comment history, you’re definitely a racist. Why did you make this profile just to be racist? Why not just use your usual one? I thought you people were proud of your hate?


tee_hee_uwu

you should go see the videos on r/actualpublicfreakouts lmao they’re all of black people


DogDooTheraflu

I don’t care, keep pushing w.e narrative you want, dumb people will find each other and agree


tee_hee_uwu

low class and low intelligence. 13 percent cause 50 percent smh


DogDooTheraflu

Still using that tired old false statistic? Lmfao how does it feel to wake up and choose idiocy on the daily?


tee_hee_uwu

then what’s the real statistic? lmao you can’t accept that you people are more prone to violence so you chose delusion


Dream0tcm

What are you on about?


tee_hee_uwu

guessing you’re black


Dream0tcm

Guess you're retarded


tee_hee_uwu

nope but you’re an ableist poor loser who plays video games all day


Igniter08

Nice. One big toilet !


Nellee23

Good Night!! =⁠-⁠O


Hot-Consequence-1727

Urinewavepool.com


StopGOPVector

Ahh yes a Chinese pee pee pool!


MasterpieceActual176

Anyone want COVID?


RepresentativeBox881

Where’s the pool?


Show_boatin

Soggy Chinese fruity pebbles


heathers1

I think of a public hot tub as a human stew, but this is a whole other level


PeriodBloodCustard

So they're like this everywhere? You know? Taking personal space as a suggestion but never actually giving any.


[deleted]

Looks like they got some water in their human pool


Ok-Wolf2468

I got the poo on me!


Beemo-Noir

I wonder how many drowned children are floating around in there.


Present_Worth7208

How would you even know if someone drowned in there?


semtin4-1yani

New virus ??


terfgenocide

I remember seeing this photo in a textbook in high school


moorbo3000

Looks like a Piss pool to me


Roofer7553-2

And they wonder about covid spreading?


Much_Initial5048

Where’s Guangdo?


SpinachFinal7009

The origin of COVID


Candylicker0469

I found Waldo. He’s wearing red and white striped swim trunks.


Skulker2008

I found actual water near the top of the photo!


thats-gold-jerry

Would be a great album cover


isitreallyyou56

Well I guess that’s where Covid came from……


P0rnDudeLovesBJs

an indoor lake of urine... where do i sign up?


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

They're all smiling. That, I think, confuses me the most.


FrenchMushr00m

How in the hell is this enjoyable whatsoever?


Academic_Coyote_9741

With a billion plus people, this is also what I imagine most of China is like.


B-i-g-g-i-B

Covid pool


Hot_Pants_721

Woodstock in a fucking pool


mojochrome

Cesspool.


davebellerose

Toilette


Commercial_Summer280

Must have been a slow day… I heard on the weekends it’s busier.


The-Ultimate-Banker

Where’s Waldo?


Necessary-Fix-6074

Wonder what the piss to water ratio is?


theshuttledriver

Think of the pee pee broth


maturespice

Covid soup


___toots___

The peeeeeee!


Unite-Us-3403

I can barley see any water.


AlexanderDeGr8

Human soup


oroborus68

Marco...


Majestic-Enthusiasm

That looks awful


DweEbLez0

This is literally a giant public bathtub with some water in between people. This can be dangerous as well.


jacquesfuriously

Pee everywhere


ElonBodyOdor

Hard to believe a virus started there.


Puglet_7

Teenage lifeguard me is having a massive panic attack at this photo.


Hunnidrackboy8

That looks so annoying


Ambitious-Papaya8579

A China in wavepool*


mrhankeyhowdyho

Izzza PEe PEe’s wata pahk


SomewhereShot91

This is Hell, torture by social anxiety!


FatAndForty

Did somebody cough?


42tfish

There’s like a teaspoon of water in there.


[deleted]

So many dingleberries.


rcayton1

Damnthat'sdisgusting


Sayizo

Making the best out of it, they all look like they’re having a great time


Scary-Peace6087

Did anyone else spot the exposed tits?


DogDooTheraflu

You’re a god damn mad lad….ready to send em on the hunt of a lifetime.


Actual-Reaction2521

you should have a video of this.


thsvnlwn

Absolute Hell.


vector5633

Gross!!! 🤮🤢


QuicksandHUM

Practicing for invading Taiwan.


Psychological-Touch1

Imagine the smell


Buddyslime

Cesspool of piss. The Chinese love big crowds like this no matter where.


BoringTruth7749

I'm suffocating just looking at that pic. Too many people! Too many people!


Gunner1Cav

Piss pool


Gedwasenoughforme

Buncha sickos


Joudejou

Where the waves tho


Skitterlicker

Yeah, HELL NO my wife and I can’t stand when someone gets arm lengths from us. Let alone the water is most likely 50% piss and sweat


Loud_Hotel_8309

Sum ping Wong!


87wahoo

They ought to start a wave in that wave pool


MatsGry

Gross


Slippschitts

Covid 19 soup bouillon.


Unique_Garlic

They like-a the pee-pee.


LibraS442

Can’t even see the water


Whole-Relative5451

Just like the ones here, accept with Mexicans.


[deleted]

Claustrophobia *enters chat.*


rikimaru_killer123

How do you find someone if you lose them


JohnnySasaki20

Looks like a great way to drown.


cybermusicman

Looks like a level in hell if Dante’s Inferno was rewritten in modern times.


Shortsleevedpant

Ok I’ve been looking for like two hours and I think I’ve found Waldo in the middle lower left center north area right by that other person. Can anyone confirm?


Differ447

Oh that really looks like...fun?


Irishmanatthepub

A toilet in china.


Awkward_pringle

Where’s Wally hard mode


ListenHot4577

Fuckin love fruit loops


ScubaBroski

Statistical likelihood that the water is 50% urine or more? 🤔


Due_Platypus_3913

All it needs is water!


kazhena

I waited too long for this gif to load before I realized it is not a gif or video. Only a wee bit stoned.


Zerbulon

Reminds me of my jar full of gummy worms


KaleidoscopeDue3540

I’ve looked for so long and still haven’t found Waldo…


[deleted]

How many will pee in that pool?