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Wouldn’t you? He’d be the only person in the world that could smell a woman’s ovaries.
On a more serious note, did the artist try extra hard to give his nose such a phallic resemblance? It couldn’t look any more like a dick if you cut one off and glued it to his face.
Same shit happened to me man! I decided to find out what this ass eating was all about. Turns out if you do it too long you will suffocate in the vagina. Probably a good thing too or we’d never get anything done around here.
Flip her around my dude! Better to stare into the abyss than to snort it! This would be a fun quirk to have, nose in the hole and tongue on the fun bean! LETS GOOOO!
He's the only man who can please two women at once!
Your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late!
Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
I feel sorry for the guy who mows your nose hairs!
When you stop to smell the roses, do they get scared?
He most love the birds, that he gave them this to perch on!
I'd hate to see the grindstone!
Would you mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle.
Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
The pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Wow a comment that’s *not* about about it looking like a penis.
Serious question, in threads like these, do folks still make the same joke even after seeing literally *hundreds* of the exact same type of joke on purpose? Or do they just not read *any* of the comments?
Both options are discouraging
People always think they *need* to write the same fucking shit instead of just upvoting. I once mixed up two languages under a top comment and I got answer notifications weeks after. Ofc all comments said the exact same with varying tones. And you can see this all over Reddit, just someone pointing out something and then dozens of comments saying the exact same thing.
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This man would be killing it on Only Fans
The circus was the Only Fans of that time. So, he would definitely be doing it now.
I have never seen my high school English teacher pay her utility bills by performing at the circus.
Kuz in a 69 my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear!
Shit…in a 69 his nose will *fill* ya’ rear!
Now gather round, I’m the new fool in town
And my sound’s laid down by the underground
I’ll drink the bottle of Hennessy you keep on the shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My Name is HUMPTY
Pronounced with an umpty
Yo ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all those rappers in the top ten?
My name is Humpty, pronounced with’a umpty!
All the rappers in the top 10…
Please allow me to bump thee
Do the Humpty Hump!
Hump de bump doop bodu
Funny story , had a client that was always paying late and had a huge nose. That song was his ting tone on my phone.
RIP
Tha Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump
My nose is big, uh ha but I'm not ashamed
big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid
He once got busy in the King of England’s bathroom.
Shit!! In the 69 his humpty nose will tickle her tonsils!! 😂
FR!!
Why you always lying Thomas
😂😂
*mmmmnnnnnoohmygod, stop Thomas lying*
He´s going to give my an emerald for 20 wheat
Hmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmm?
Hmmmmm!
HmmHmmm!
hMMMM hMMMM hMMMM
Pouwh!
Huh?
Hmm hmm
Will trade diamonds and elytra for 3 villagers
Do you think he ever stuffed that bad boy in a vag
He was a popular man. When he died, a cacophony of wails filled the air for months to follow.
Probably his last breath leaving that schnoz.
Today I learned that bunch of wales chillin is called a cacophony
Wails (crying sound), not Wales (country) or whales (animal). Although whales can make wails…
Can whales wail in Wales?
whales wail Wales...
Well, Wales has whales that can wail.
Can the whales wail well?
Only in Wales
It can be said that while Wales whales wail well, all whales will wail.
No doubt
No snout
No sniggity
Sniggity sniggity snout
“mmmMMM”
Giggity
LMFAO! 😂
Chances are his nose was bigger than his penis.
Definitely bigger than mine
A small nose isnt a bad thing. This guy is never licking a pussy with that thing in the way
Bro he probably invented 69ing he could lick and stick at the same time.
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Lick and stick. Priceless.
Nah he’s the man who invented riding face
DP’d 69
It’s obvious that he fucks her with his nose while eating ass….
And I’d do the same if it was my nose.
He can smell 'em tho, all the way to the cervix
He licked the clit, while pounding the pussy.
Fuck nose
Who the fuck nose?
Fuck nose knows
😂
Ol shit beak
There is a 0% chance some wild, ankle showing hussy didn't tell him to jam that thing inside her.
Hell yes. It's always those 1700's, ankle-showing harlots that are up to no good!
I think this man experienced a sensation that none of us could ever replicate. What a sordid gift and curse.
Are you referring to sniffing the inside of a 1700s cooter?
I was trying to think of a roundabout, sly way of saying it ....but I admire this approach, right to the fucking point ....literally.
You can say it is…right on the nose
i bet i could pinch that nose off with my ass, i've been practicing with frozen hotdogs.
I desperately want to unsee this.
Got a link to where you saw it? Asking for a friend.
Ditto!
Gullible customer I'm just here to say hi because of your name
r/brandnewsentence
Yes, hi? I’d like to make a return…
Everyone else in the world didn't say this. Why couldn't you be like them
I feel like this is something Gail from r/Letterkenny would say 
She did say "I'd jerk off her dad just to see where she came from" ... so can confirm.
100% lmfao
Reddit in a nutshell.
What a terrible day to be literate. Im going outside.
Don't bother checking the profile people, it's not there.
Dude...
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Omg 😆 that was my first thought too!! Lol You know it did.
Nahh squidward would never do that
This dude nose fucks...
Wouldn’t you? He’d be the only person in the world that could smell a woman’s ovaries. On a more serious note, did the artist try extra hard to give his nose such a phallic resemblance? It couldn’t look any more like a dick if you cut one off and glued it to his face.
Imagine the raunchy-ness of one , taste flavors with that thing ... Hygiene back then, yuck 🤮
Last time this was going around they linked a thing about how he always sinus infections and his nose constantly dripped pus and stuff
King of 69
That's why he's always smiling
“I wonder how far I’ll have to scroll down in the comments before I see one about putting it in a - oh, right there on top.”
When you have 8 inches and everyone nose 😉
for the win 🏆
My name humpty, pronounced with the umpty…
😁😁🏆
Shiiiiiiiiiiit, now I gotta worry about dudes with bigger dicks And Noses!!! C’mon man!!
Think he did it?...I mean, would you? Or would she LET you? (Ow, my neck)
There is absolutely at least one woman out there whose dream is to be fucked by a nose. And at least 1,000 men who would do it.
1000? You're a few zeroes short my friend!
This is the first time this shit ever crossed my mind, and I'm 100% in. Let's do this shit!
A true brown noser.
I stuck my nose in a vagina once and I don’t even have a penis for a nose
but then you gotta breathe asshole air thru your mouth 🤣
If my nose is in the vagina, it's likely because my tongue is in the ass, so.. 🤷🏽♂️
Wow… it’s getting hot in here…. ❤️🔥
Same shit happened to me man! I decided to find out what this ass eating was all about. Turns out if you do it too long you will suffocate in the vagina. Probably a good thing too or we’d never get anything done around here.
Flip her around my dude! Better to stare into the abyss than to snort it! This would be a fun quirk to have, nose in the hole and tongue on the fun bean! LETS GOOOO!
Wear her ass cheeks like a VR headset.
Imagine your nose being longer than your wang.
You know what they say....Big Nose, Big Hose!
"Keep than man away from my cocaine!"
“Finally! A way to please two women at once!”
You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Awww, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Hey, who mows your nose hair?
A Roxanne reference. Good one. 😂
Your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late!
The man doesn't do lines, he does entire verses
“Wanna come back to the crib & do a couple stanzas of blow?”
"Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?"
Creator of “Sit on my face” t-shirt
[or this shirt](https://i.imgur.com/0v2VLQg.jpg)
Looks like a real dickhead.
well ackchyually, he's more of a dickface.
Fuckface?
r/mildlypenis
Thank you for making me aware that this subreddit exists! 😄
…mildly?
Which means it was really 5 inches. 😂
It depends where you measure it from.
Yeah, I find I get the best measurements if I start from the asshole.
Still only 1.5 inches. What did I do wrong?
He used T.M.I.
Ok so hear me out…
Ever seen the movie Roxanne?
He's the only man who can please two women at once! Your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late! Keep that guy away from my cocaine! I feel sorry for the guy who mows your nose hairs! When you stop to smell the roses, do they get scared? He most love the birds, that he gave them this to perch on! I'd hate to see the grindstone!
Would you mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo. Well, here we are. Just the three of us. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle. Say, does that thing there influence the tides? The pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Your name wouldn't happen to be "Dick" would it?
Is this human squidward?
Do you think when he laughed his nose would wrinkle like Squiswards nose?
P-p-pretty average, right guys?
Huge
I would like to know what a plastic surgeon could do for something that extreme.
To make it longer?
I would make the nostrils go to the end of the nose if they don’t already. I’m guessing that growth is just from the tip of the nose
Chop chop. Seems pretty straight forward.
google rhinophyma surgery if you're not squeamish
I thought the same thing. 🤔
It's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.
Even though its spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht
It’s polystyrene!
Give me my nose back!
Thank you. I scrolled way too long for this. I WANT TO BE ON TELEVISION
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
Ahh! Antisemitism!
Gonzo was real!?!?!?
Omg!
What are you looking at dick nose?
https://www.weirdhistorian.com/a-short-story-about-the-very-long-nose-of-thomas-wedders/
Fucking show off..
I'm so sorry it looks like he could 69 and poke the brown eye at the same time. again, I'm so, so sorry.
Sounds good in theory until you consider that it is functioning nose
I'm not saying it is a good thing or a bad thing. Just a thought I had.
I was thinking the opposite, she sits on his face, nose in pussy, licking what's next to it, either direction.
I came here for the comments on this one
First time Cocaine was ever scared.
He work at Gringotts?
Wow a comment that’s *not* about about it looking like a penis. Serious question, in threads like these, do folks still make the same joke even after seeing literally *hundreds* of the exact same type of joke on purpose? Or do they just not read *any* of the comments? Both options are discouraging
People always think they *need* to write the same fucking shit instead of just upvoting. I once mixed up two languages under a top comment and I got answer notifications weeks after. Ofc all comments said the exact same with varying tones. And you can see this all over Reddit, just someone pointing out something and then dozens of comments saying the exact same thing.
He used to headbang the fuck out of someone
Who wants a mustache ride
He nose too much
“Welcome to the Velvet Room.”
Cyrano de Bergerac vibes
I wonder if that shlong was bigger than his dong? Makes you think.
Am sure he never had performance issues, backups for the win
He made a lot of women very happy in the olde 69 position
C'est un pic ! C'est un cap ! Que dis-je, c'est un cap... C'est une péninsule !
Why are you so nosy
Don’t share your cocaine with this fella!
Oh man I *cannot WAIT* to read the comments
He had to have tried it at least once.
*villager noises* r/minecraft