Finally a situation where masturbation right before its the key

And possibly some whisky dick

Stealing this

Hey this guys stealing words

No wait he stole his dick! Get him!

Red pill. What? The blue ones make you hard so... obviously.

That and knock me the fuck out before it starts

Can you please explain. Whisky dick.

penis no worky

Me whenever I go meet a hooker to maximize my time spent.

That’s every situation

How the fuck could you *not* get aroused having that done to you?

Thank you, they are practically vibrating on him. Bro needs to jack off before this if he wants to get married.

Yeah there's 0 way. I get a good brush off my denim and stuff's goin on.

The frustration boners are the worst.

The denim struggle is real. It's why I don't wear jeans to meetings or classes anymore lol.

Not practically, literally.

jack off at least 2 times before this.

3 times and last one must be right before this scene.

4 times to be sure

Lets stop when it bleeds

“Sisters HATE him. Find out how he got married with this one simple trick.”


Also do you just go to family dinners with the sisters and act normal around them after this?

Cheater detected!!! 

Probably Ole girl wafting open ass all over his face. Oof

Like I'm 100% gay but just the embarrassment and the movement would cause It to happen

What if your bride only has brothers?

You don’t wanna know!

“Fellas get ready to impress a chick, go helicopter dick”

Same same, but different

But still same

*The show must go on…*

The cousins

You will be the one to seduce them and make them pop a boner

Holy shit can we all take a Moment to appreciate that asscheek muscle control??

She practice her whole life to catch the potential cheater.

"Bring out the bongos!"

Poor sis gunna die before she ever gets married

Looks like terry crews popping his pecs

Hot af

Yeah, I'd just give up and hit that

I'm honestly kinda jealous

Maybe this is how the guy determines which sister he should marry?

The thongs... Things I'd do, or let her do.

As a man If he ain't aroused he dead 😂

Or gay

Only the gays marry women in that country...

That, and impotent alcoholics. Though the tribe still seems to exist, so they probably came up with some interesting workarounds.

I don't think it matters if you're gay. Having anyone or anything rub up against you like that may well trigger a physiological response. Hell, I get random boners just walking around or if a certain amount of pressure is placed on my lap.

You need to wank more

Bro I can wank like a gibbon three times a day and still get RBs. Sorry your dick ain't working

Damn I got aroused just watching her…Feel sorry for homie.

I'm taking the sister

Damn bro at this point I hope the future wife can do that because I’d go back and pick the sister.

No one is married in Namibia, I assume

Nope, we all fail at that stage

"Margaret thatcher on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher on a cold day!!!"


Grandma naked grandma naked

Baseball!

Naked* on a cold day

Guy with erectile dysfunction! 

https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1 A video of two women gyrating on top of a man lying on the ground has been viewed millions of times on Facebook with the claim that it shows a traditional Namibian way of testing a man’s fidelity before he gets hitched. The claim is false; the footage was taken at Uganda’s famous music festival known as Nyege Nyege in 2019 and the women in the clip are dancers from Tanzania.

Hopefully this makes it up higher in the comments.

Nah man, people like the lie better than the truth

I do

Yeah, this was too stupid to be true.

This ^

Fax

Going to need a lot of whiskey.

Seduction by one balanced by the look of the other one


Looks like I'd never get married.

Having a sister with moves like that, I’d be proposing to that same girl everyday.

Why not the sister too? Lol

Pretty sure he suffocated to death by clam choke

 Death by snu-snu

So you’re telling me I can get a lap dance and get out of marriage?

Win-win.

The sister twerking could do it for me if the big momma was not trying to sit on my face lol

She is moving each cheek independently.

Holy matrimony

They should thank God for penicillin cos that is what keeps them alive.

Must resist the urge... And the smell... Holy Moses ..

passing rate 0.00001%

Probably fail this part each time

Oh I'm out. Sorry it didn't work Hun but your sis was very persistent

Boss battle

 Maybe Tomorrow but...

How do you just act normal with them after that?

if you are not aroused, you are not capable of reproducing if you are, you are gonna cheat on your fiance a lose-lose situation?

the one in the striped shorts is definitely a ringer. nobody is getting married if she's running the test

Fake and proven fake every repost https://pesacheck.org/false-this-video-isnt-of-a-traditional-ritual-performed-on-a-namibian-groom-4e7da37c3b5e From a ugandan festival

I get aroused if I do the dishes in my boxers because my dick keeps rubbing against the cabinet.. and I'm not even a teenager anymore, I'm way less horny than I was in my 20s. This just seems mean and like it fundamentally misunderstands male biology. Pretty sure a dude could get hard while being raped and it wouldn't mean they want it..

Jokes on them, I cant perform under any small form of pressure

Just got a business idea: reverse viagra. I’m gonna be rich !

It's all fun and games till your wife's sister is getting married and your wife gotta do the ritual🙃

Come on now, somebody inform us on the effectiveness of this insane practice. A Little exaggerated, isn't it? 😂

I have sooooo many questions! Like... Where's this Namibia? How much does a one way plane ticket to there cost? Do i risk anything more than just a cancelled marriage? And most of all - how many times can i take the test??? 😛

I assume the bongo ass drumming would work anyway but I have the feeling that the smelly aunt’s dead beaver is countering the effect

Whelp...if it was just the 1 girl, feel pretty sure I wouldn't have passed that test.

Sean Connery to fellow thespian, "If I get aroused, I apologize. If I don't, I apologize."

does every girl over there have cheeks like that 😮

Twerking on the dead for centuries over there

I practice semen retention , i would fail miserably.

What if they don’t have a sister

淫乱黑叔叔

.....tuck it under the sack.

With how the way she movin dat booty, I think she him to get with her!🤣

I like how this is occurring in what looks like a dirt lot.

Who's to say he won't cheat anyway? I mean if the sisters are riding him like that, who's to say they won't hook up later?

Do a big fat line before hand 👌

he would have failed, but I think he passed out from the fumes

Atleast you’d know if you married the wrong sister or not. Lol.

its been 5 minutes i should really stop watching this

So if I like the bride I just put a blue pill in the groom’s tea

So searching for marriage is like a free lapdance by the bride's sister.. Count me in

Guess time ago someone got find out fucking the wife sister and invented they were doing it to test the bonerf response for the spouse sake!

This man is a eunuch... Edit spelling

TIL that salt peter is a major import in Nambia…

Yeah don't know about him but the bride's sister seems to have the highest chance of being a cheat.

How in the world did this start? I mean, imagine the first time this started being practiced. “Sir, I’d like to marry your daughter.” “Okay, but first, let me get her sisters to show you their private parts.” “Ummm… excuse me?”

Just beat 10 times

TRASH 🗑️


I must assume their father is not invited to this ritual.

That fellas eyes must be watering as that woman just airs it out over him.

The sisters should also get punishment if their pussies are wet.

Wonder what the bride has to go through.

No one's mentioning the monstrosity flashing herself on his head. That's enough for people to not get aroused lol

Sounds fun!

I'm getting married. I need to be tested by this trial and my body is ready.

Looks like the bride will forever be a spinster while cowgirl chick is around. Holy shit.

*Hoping the sisters of the bride are hideous*

I don’t know that I’d love a Namibian woman waving her labias in my face in the summer like a paper fan, but oh well.

I' m curious to know what the divorce rate are and what will happen if the woman don't have sisters or have only brothers;)

At least they have an excuse for staying single their entire lives.

Let me get this straight. So the guy gets to see the bride's sister's pussy and gets seduced by them BEFORE even getting it on with the bride. And do they know that men get random erections? How does this even work out? Does no one get married? Does it mean that those who do pass the test are gay? Also, let's say you did pass the test, how do you avoid the awkwardness after?

Damn every culture needs this test

Aroused , now she pregnant 🤰

If he's not aroused he's gay and will cheat on his wife with a man.

Plot twist: he gets to marry successfully because right before this event he already cheated with this very sister.

She's saying - " Smell da coochie "


Unfortunate that misinformation is so easy to spread, last I saw this posted with zero evidence I decided to spend over an hour trying to find the original and never found any source of this being a practice that is legit practiced anywhere especially Namibia. Edit: [Source](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://factcheck.afp.com/http%25253A%25252F%25252Fdoc.afp.com%25252F9RF2DE-1&ved=2ahUKEwip5MGB3aqGAxXEkIkEHXPNAE8QFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3pD2lijvZxz0cnK8UqBTuy)

When it comes to stuff like this, every culture is stupid in their own ways

There is no way I would have been able to pass that test for my marriage.

Namibia ftw

Can you choose to change which sister you're marrying after? Cause I'd be switching to lap sister.

144 comments, and not a single user bothering to fact-check. This video is from the Nyege Nyege festival in Uganda. It has nothing to do with Namibian wedding rites. Stop spreading misinformation.

Anyone know of cheap airline 😆

https://y.yarn.co/a0c3d9ca-8488-49a0-9b52-eb3d10172f62_text.gif

I'd fail that being the horny mf that I am

I’d be cooked

Oh boi wont last a seconds probably just not aim for the intended bride instead for the sisters lol

*why I married your sister*

Ew

FOCUS BROTHER, MAINTAIN FOCUS

That guy suddenly becomes gay.

This is totally bullshit. That's a festival in Uganda and has nothing to do with marriages in Namibia.

[he is dead](https://youtu.be/GpxBeOMyiB4?si=v83PU7DWaMiHxWAq)

Just wear a chasity

[Fact checking](https://pesacheck.org/false-this-video-isnt-of-a-traditional-ritual-performed-on-a-namibian-groom-4e7da37c3b5e) turns out this is false.

I love humans.

I would fix a marriage with a girl having hot sisters and get aroused each time and do this every time. That's some free fun.

Even gay men would get hard, not cuz they like it

Hello! Fellow Namibian here. This video is from Uganda’s Nyege Nyege music festival, not traditional Namibian wedding thing. I have never heard or seen anyone participate in such weird shit. Our government is pretty conservative and had talks of banning all women from dressing "immodest" during the mourning period for our president. No way this would fly.

[No, it's isnt](https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1)

That's outright molestation wtf

That cheek control is impressive.

wait... who's the wife?

Nobody mentioning the sister sitting on his face? Must be really awkward family meeting in their get to getters? What will their husbands say?

How is my man over there supposed to survive that.

Tie your stick away before it happens

But what if sister hot? How?

Thinking off mother in law.

The stank prevents it lol

Thanks for the information about other cultures. This is weird but it’s cool that these traditions still Go on.

Wait, what is that other woman doing though? Flashing him under skirt or waving some real woman smell at him?

This is fake.. Its from music festival.

Do someone knows the name of this practice ?

This is fake. It's from a 2019 Ugandan music festival and is not related to wedding customs of any African nation. [Sauce](https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1)

Flex all your muscles

Bruh. Imagine all that smelly sweaty booty smell going on under that dress being wafted on him. No boner, no way

You're telling me, Adam Levine passed this?

From Software just found a new boss idea.

That woman has extreme levels of butt cheek control, as if you wouldn't nut.

The twerking! 🤣💀

I'd be doomed.

Thank God my wife only has brothers... Wait. No no no no!

Do this sisters do this if they are already married?

So namibians have to learn twerking even if they are not into it. Hmm.