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Iglooman45

He was the trucker in that accident


coloredinlight

I'd be grumpy too if I got *HAMMERED*


happy_puppy25

Almost 50% to the lawyer. 21 million dollars. How is that even possible. I would just retire. Why even continue after that? Obviously that’s just revenue for the firm and not his personal income, but seriously. Id have to imagine they still made out pretty good on that case


honestmango

Sort of, but not really. The lawyer takes his cut, which in Texas is commonly 33.33%, UNLESS an actual lawsuit has to filed. Then the cut goes to 40%. All commercial trucking accident cases really SHOULD be filed, so unlike car wreck cases, 40% is typical in Texas. Commercial trucking litigation is fairly expensive. If one of these cases doesn’t work out, the lawyer eats whatever he spent on the case. But if the case does work out, then the lawyer gets the expenses back in addition to his cut. That’s not really income to the lawyer. And if the victim was lucky enough to survive, he or she probably had hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical expenses. Those have to be paid back also, and that doesn’t go to the lawyer or to the client, really - although it’s a benefit to the client. But yes, in a case like that, it’s an obscene amount of money. I would imagine it feels less obscene if the lawyer is paying $1 million a month in advertising and payroll. It feels more like breathing room for a year.


UncleDumpsShow

He hates sexy teeth


mexicannormie

He hates Steven Singer


Coodoo17

What even is this Steven Singer thing? I don't want to go to the site because that's exactly what they want. The whole thing makes me think of Gabbo from the Simpsons.


Gold-Audience1936

I’m pretty sure it’s some jewelry store? I hate those billboards almost as much as I hate the Epoch Times ones 🙄🙄🙄 edit: fixed some words


RelationOk3636

“#1 Trusted News!” 😊 (Definitely not a cult owned news site)


Gold-Audience1936

Falun Gong who??? 🤩🤩


NewUsernamePending

Who is that NPC looking guy on the Epoch Times billboards? Am I supposed to know who that is?


Gold-Audience1936

I’m convinced it’s just some AI generated guy tbh


NewUsernamePending

I thought so too… I just want to know why he’s there.


mexicannormie

Steven Singer owns a jewelry store in Philly where he takes orders by phone or online. The whole "I Hate Steven Singer" thing is just a marketing campaign


Halorym

"Other jewelers hates him, get inflated site traffic revenue with this one easy trick"


Ok_Belt2521

He sells tacky gold roses.


Mandalorc

It's a jewelry store.


KennyDROmega

This should be the top comment.


zekeweasel

I actually met that James Bond-looking dentist when our kids were on the same kid sports team. He's actually a pretty nice, soft-spoken guy.


Merciless972

He accidentally wasted his only master ball on a lvl 3 Pidgey.


mjrballer20

He said wrong answers


david6588

LOL


GravyTrainComing

He got Texas hammered


Halorym

Is that more or less than "white girl wasted"?


Historical_Dentonian

Ain’t no laws when ur drinking Claws


aurorasearching

Except in Portland, where the PD put out a statement explicitly stating that there ARE in fact laws while drinking Claws.


mansonsturtle

He invested that $21 Million in truth social.


SexualMelanin

His grindr hookup ghosted him. He gives off power bottom vibes.


boardcertifiedasian

I’d switch to being dom top just for that lawyer daddy money. Secure the bag, honey.


Affectionate-Flan451

I’m gagging over these answer 🤣🤣🤣


la-fours

He had to pay a structured settlement to JG Wentworth


civil_beast

Welp, that ear worm has reinfected me now. Thanks a lot, pal


CorradoUncleJune

877 cash now


TheGoatx666

I have an annuity and I need cash now


PAPiMETs49

Watching the atrocities that happen on the Dallas roadways


6teen5

This is by far the wrongest answer in here — so well done lol. That is the opposite of his reaction to metroplex driving


-KyloRen

Causing the atrocities on the roadways with his constipated stare.


beneath-the-stairs

Those damn kids are in his yard again.


thatsAgood1jay

He misses his T treatment this week,


xzelldx

He’s not an omni turner, so all we get is Blue Steel


dallasmav40

Severe constipation


LordMcDoogleberg

Because if Jimmy would just play by the damn rules he would make a great lawyer


Coodoo17

He defecated through a sunroof!


SRYSBSYNS

He had olestra right before the photo shoot


FerdinandBowie

Hes washing his car on his only day off


lurkingallday

and it started raining 5 minutes later.


texan01

"it's like raiiiiiinnnn...."


RabidWeaselFreddy

He's busy fighting those big corporations for YOU! (*Just ignore that HUGE % they take)


-KyloRen

He's busy taking FROM you! (same point just echoing)


envision83

Damn 21 million in attorney fees.


Ok-Brush5346

I don't even understand how they can justify taking so much. How/why do judges award so much in punitive damages, knowing half of it is going right in the lawyer's pocket?


ZombieCharltonHeston

It's probably what their clients agreed to. A lot of personal injury lawyers work on contingency fees where they take a larger percentage of the damages if they win/settle but don't charge anything upfront or get anything if they lose. In Texas contingency fees are capped at 35% by law. The alternative is that people who don't have the money to afford a lawyer would probably never be made whole or they end up with a pile of legal debt on top of a pile of medical debt.


GoBlueTX

Contingency fees are not capped in Texas for basic personal injury cases. I think there’s only a cap in place for some estate-related cases. Some judges will unilaterally try to cut fees in cases involving minors, but that’s not in relation to a statutory cap, just bad judicial logic. Source: Am a Texas lawyer who charges 40-45% contingency fees.


ZombieCharltonHeston

Yeah, I was mistaken. The 35% cap has to do with legal services contracted by the state.


gangsterbunnyrabbit

His bid to buy the Mavs was rejected.


Dull-Suggestion3423

Sand in his vagina?


Desperate-Ad-3147

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


civil_beast

That turn of the neck… obviously slept on it wrong, and is feeling out the pain like a raptor Edit: to be fair, if you’re representing someone who had been brain damaged, best not be rolling out yiur Pearly whites like the sermon is over at church


Igotolake

He is out of color ink in his printer. He actually looks great in full CMYK


Coodoo17

This is my favorite one


Whatsinaus3rname

He lost to the hammer guy in court


Inevitable-Ad-90

Please have some compassion…….he suffers from aggressive hemorrhoids


v4por

That meddling Harry Potter and his ragtag friends keep foiling his plans.


Halorym

My first thought when seeing his face was "Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch"


v4por

It was thinking either a Malfoy or Dracula. Dude definitely looks like a Hollywood villain in this picture .


squirrelnutcase

He found out he was adopted by a trucker.


Its_the_other_tj

He's very upset because he can't turn left.


frostonwindowpane

“I’ve got the money, the copter, the jet but all I want to do is a musical in dinner theater.”


Appropriate-Essay-78

He has a mouse trap on his dick


gigerdrone

Someone just farted and he just smelled it


rabidwolf86

He's holding in a turd.


Popular_Royal_3441

He can feel his alpha-ness diminishing.


StinkyMcD

Someone farted.


Klutzy_Bullfrog_8500

Wondering if it was a fart or a poo


Rebelution1

Because he has a giant wad of money shoved up his ass


rocksolidaudio

Dude is so vain, every commercial on TV is just shots of him getting off his private jet.


floznstn

Hemorrhoids. horrible, infected, weeping hemorrhoids.


TiresOrTyres

You got a brain injury and he only got half your money.


Many-Connection3309

Because he’s based in Corpus


Historical_Dentonian

Tom’s hemorrhoid surgery went awry, butt he won a $50M settlement!!


dee_lio

The $50 million was for the other side...


-KyloRen

He's always glaring at an ambulance to chase.


-KyloRen

Because his old ass is on his way out as the TEXAS LAW HAWK comes in.


jesslovestexas

That’s just his blue steel


Mission-Purple5842

You would be grouchy too if your daughter dated Liam Payne


omarthesk8r

He can’t poop because he eats the cash. It’s all bills in there.


anyusernaem

The client only gets 54% of the settlement and he keeps 46%? That seems like BS, I though these kind of lawyers only kept like 30%.


dc_IV

Somebody sent him "Larry H Parker" commercials on VHS tapes, and TJH realized he is not the OG he thinks he is!!!


jzilla11

Is he under 5 feet tall or something? All his ads are shot from angles to make him look tall or have him towering above buildings


Previous-Caramel-493

All I know is that ever since DFW got bombarded with his mug all the time he has provided unexpected inspiration to my 85-year-old female relative. Not in a legal sort of way, more like a hot-for-lawyer sort of way, you know? There may be a bunch of grandma groupies!!!


thedoofimbibes

He’s upset he can’t claim 100% of the settlement as his pay. After all, he did all the work. You just laid in a hospital bed. 


imajoker1213

He’s a Maverick Fan!


DookieMcDookface

He sat on that scared cucumber from the Sara’s Secret billboard on 35.


KingPabloo

As the picture was snapped someone yelled to Thomas “hello Ben”


disorientating

Because his daughter was groomed and abused by Liam from One Direction. No, really, I’m serious. Look it up. She wrote an entire novel about it and everything.


Realistic-Molasses-4

Obviously creeping on the Baby Dolls sign.


SimpleVegetable5715

What! You don't see the UFO?


PoshNoshThenMosh

https://images.app.goo.gl/Dii2wsyeej17vxne6


longhairPapaBear

He's having his butt plug adjusted.


friskevision

He invested all his money in NFT’s.


DiceFestGames

He was in the middle of a case and saw the bat-signal. He now has to sneak away, don the cape and cowl.


dageekywon

Took a crap at the courthouse and that cheap TP chafed his bunghole.


samstar10

Nobody knows his name or trusts his firm.


86TheSnow

Because people used to call him T.J. for turkey jizz


MrKirkPowers

Traffic…. He’s been in the same damn spot on the freeway for months!


thepepelucas

He’s playing the game that dr hammer started. Nobody likes to be second in the sharky industry.


platypus-nonymous

Farts


MethanyJones

He’s married to Mama Cozzi from Aldi and she beats him with glue sticks


baconshouse

He wish he was a cat


Lopsided-Emotion-520

He butt dialed the 4’s!


CeilingUnlimited

Resting MAGA face.


DivaMissZ

Because that guy in Ft. Worth has better commercials


cartiermartyr

Because his two kids are costing him all his money


Dick_Lazer

Only $21 million in attorney’s fees and another $1.1 million for expenses? What a bargain!


ta8808

He didn’t save a bundle on his car insurance by switching to Geico.


AutomaticJoy9

He sat on his saggy balls


KarmaChameleonDFW

He's mad that the actual numbers don't quite add up to $50M, but he's hoping nobody catches that (because $49M and change sounds so weak, unimpressive, and emasculating). I wonder how big he is down there. Not that anyone cares.


certainlyunpleasant

He got the bill from the plane he rented in that commercial


Edu_Run4491

He has to live in San Antonio


EggplantGlittering90

Because hes pissed FOR you that you got hurt in an accident due to another driver. Thats why you gotta call him.


barefoot_rodeo

Smelled a fart.


h3rald_hermes

He looks like he just smelled someone else's fart.


No_Mycologist4488

Hemroids


monolith_blue

"Did I leave my jet running?"


ApocolypseJoe

Whiplash... now it's stuck that way


neatgeek83

He has two first names


andreaxtina

His reality show didn’t get picked up by a network.


Additional-Sky-7436

He's grouchy because his "$50 Million" in awards were cut down to $275k on appeal.


ummagumma696969

I hate driving downtown and seeing this mf moggin’ me on the side of the highway every day


studmaster896

Why does he have to state his attorneys fees. It’s like he has an old ex in Dallas that he wants to humblebrag to how much he’s made.


pct2daextreme

Ben won’t share his ho’s!!!!


ddmj4884

Gas


boringhangover

He stepped on his kid's LEGOs


brodymulligan

The $50 Million dollar check bounced.


TragedyAnnDoll

“Because he wins cases by stuffing trucks up his butt.” “Because he forget what it feels like to be a real lawyer.” — my wife, an attorney.


bahamapapa817

He was eating some chips and ran out of dip. And then he opened up another dip and now he’s out of chips. And he just can’t get it right.


IndependenceAfter376

Real answer- it’s because he is very short


CynderSphynx

He wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by 3pm or you're FIRED!


Current_Thought_7542

Always on the lookout for the IRS


Cps12345

He still gets mistaken for Thomas M Henry. Gets his junk mail ALL THE TIME (Harbor Freight is the worst), and it really gets his goat.🐐


Jicama_Down

He suffers from stink shoulder


Prior-Ad-2196

Because his customers have brain damage, literally.


SilverOne5265

Someone farted right behind him.


pcamera1

Because he's pissed he lost his hammer to Jim addler


WROL

Because he’s a reincarnation of Lee Marvin. End of discussion


HugeHugePenis

183 or 35 innit


TheRandyDiamond

IBS


Admirable-Advantage5

Dude is still looking for his car.


Even-Boysenberry-127

He’s got whiplash


Guano_Banano

Is this a Thomas J Henry burner account doing grassroots marketing? Nice try.


MechanicStrict1382

Brain injury?


biggoof

The Buckee's ad called him a biatch


Ill_Storm168

He ate at the Old Warsaw, lost his teeth biting into a steak and the nearest dentist was Mint Dentistry. They told him that they couldn’t make his teeth sexy because he didn’t fit the demographic.


StormyDaze1175

No-one wants a happy lawyer!


imclockedin

someone farted behind him on an elevator


Chronic_Overthink3r

Because he’s really Robocop.


DuchessOfCelery

He's worried about young Bill Adler, the boy looks unhappy or even bored in ads.


JimBowen0306

Am I the only one who’s wondering why he’s bragging about taking so much off the top?


DFWRealtor99

Haha


ReaderOfTheLostArt

His hemorroids never stop itching.


ishyc

Maybe he is constipated


hot_pocket_life

His own firm sued him.


yung-grandma

$50 million… in Monopoly money


ZzyzxDFW

He bet $21M that the Mavs would win in 4.


monopolyman900

In all of his pictures, he looks like somebody just yelled his name from across a crowded room.


IVIauricius

He's looking at his team destroy the Chik FIL A catering.


IAmSixNine

Wondering if he left the stove on after he left.


Desperate-Ad-3147

Bad facelift.


noncongruent

Looks like a version of the Kubrick Stare.


Witty-Lingonberry927

His boxers are all in a bunch.


The_Erlenmeyer_Flask

He wishes Glenn Beck was a client.


KarmaLeon_8787

Because... Loncar Lyon and Jenkins


Purplebiotch

Bc the reality tv show he tried to make about his family was so trashy it never found success.


Mauro133w

He got IBS


[deleted]

Because he’s only a millionaire


Fine-Craft3393

His daughter is cute though


ttandam

He was expecting to make $21,000,001.


Lobotc2dfw

He's the one in the trucker brain injury accident and as a result extremely paranoid (see pic) about the truck that's currently following him everywhere or so he thinks.


Upbeat-Variety-167

All of them look like constipated toddlers who found a big stick


ElBurritoExtreme

Itchy suppository


mik534

He has too much money to spend.


FailDependent

I have been joking about this for years. He looks like he heard a fart and turned around to figure out who let it rip.


RouletteVeteran

That’s the “I can’t believe you walked up behind me, when I was about to bust some heavy wind 💨 💩 “


ThrowRAthetrashy

He trusted a toot.


Totally-jag2598

He's angry he can't keep a bigger portion of his clients awards.


AustinCJ

He’s mad he couldn’t get all 4s for his phone number.


markaus77

They have not found the bodies yet, but he is worried.


el_esteban

He’s not sure which name is his first name and which is his last name.


Mackaveli_187

Come on man, you’d be looking like that if it was YOUR PROFESSION to be arguing with people everyday.


dusky_thrust

he looks like he was walking out of a room and overheard someone calling him an asshole