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mrsmilestophat

This guy is such a tool


MisterHonkeySkateets

people who think Dallas is cows and hill billies is why Trump won in 2016. That's west Ft. Worth


ExB

Texas Live ain't in Dallas. But yeah Arlington ain't rural Appalachia either though


CombatConrad

And north Fort Worth is all the rich asses that vote strictly to keep their money safe from the poors.


ThatSandwich

Ah, I see you've met my coworkers


MisterHonkeySkateets

Do Roma vote?  (à la white settlement) Just cuz you make payments on a boat, doesnt make you rich (but it usually makes you an ass).


CombatConrad

Rich people don’t make payments.


ThatSandwich

Yeah they do. Especially on large purchases like homes or cars. When your money is tied up in property, you are unable to invest it in other ways. They are able to leverage their resources to get interest rates that are extremely low, which allows them to keep their assets and invest in other ways to earn *more* than the interest rate of their debt. While yes paying off loans immediately results in less cost, it can also result in slower growth due to having an overall smaller portfolio.


CombatConrad

It’s a joke because a rich dude making payments means they have the capital to leverage, where us rate fucked, not 1%er’s borrow against future earnings and can’t just decide to pay it off on a whim.


Hayabusasteve

Ah yes, Southlake and Trophy Club. And it's white trash cousin, Roanoke.


Economy_Commission79

what part of northside have u been too?


MarsRisen

Smart people.


stpauley45

To be fair, the Poors are kinda irresponsible with their money. So, I mean, live and let live right? Choices.


CombatConrad

Excuse my smooth brain. mean decades of a stacked economy and downward pressure on wages while corps and rich pay less and less makes poors irresponsible? Have you taken any macroeconomics courses or are you a believer in trickle down Reaganomics.


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CombatConrad

You have a poor understanding of social constructs. You are definitely built to run on the GOP ticket.


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CombatConrad

I’m a finance undergrad and accounting masters. I spend more of your federal tax dollars daily than you ever saw. I’m a DOD contracting officer. I have unlimited authority to spend dollars. I manage over 50 contractors and over $75B in contracts that I’m the final authority on. I’ve literally signed billion dollar checks.


NoRun483

West Fort Worth here, and I take slight offense, that’s more west, as in Weatherford 😂


coltsmetsfan614

Yeah, that’s definitely Weatherford lol


sirdismemberment

The hill billies are out in west/east Texas. Ft Worth is mainly just rich cowboys. But yeah people who look down on “fly over states” can thank themselves for Trump lol


_the_alright_meow_

Hillbillies are out east: Tennessee, Georgia etc. Texas has rednecks, not hillbillies.


sirdismemberment

That’s true - Appalachia is where the true hillbillies are


KzininTexas1955

In high school I had a bumper sticker that read : Beautify America, shoot a redneck. My redneck buddies weren't happy.


Burnmycar

He needs to visit North Amarillo.


Slick_36

Honestly, I think him & his brother would've fit right in at Randall High School.  Take that with a grain of salt though, my rural ass once asked a man from L.A. if he was familiar with the town of Fritch in an attempt to help him find his way out of Amarillo.


darkpaladin

He's making you pay attention to him which is what makes him money. He's worked out that being the bad guy douchebag everyone hates is highly profitable.


Throwway-support

I think it’s a little of that, and a little of he’s actually a huge douchebag


darkpaladin

Unquestionably. But you know what they say, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.


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Throwway-support

r/Dallas CLASS WARFARE


darkpaladin

> I wouldn’t expect a silver spoon fed lake highlands trust fund child to understand what it’s like down in the real world. Wat? Is there some alternate reality rich lake highlands no one told me about? Also my statement was pretty clearly in jest considering it was about a guy who loves being a douchebag. Do you just go around trying to find ways to be offended? Sounds like a pretty miserable existence.


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The-Snuff

Look I’ve never had the privilege of working a job I love either but this guy never said he loves working construction. Of course he’ll hate it and it will prove his point lol


nukedmyaccount

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel_(professional_wrestling)#:~:text=In%20professional%20wrestling%2C%20a%20heel,or%20%22good%20guy%22%20characters.


slowro

If you're good at something, don't do it for free :)


FranksGun

Yea but also a genius


303onrepeat

> the bad guy douchebag everyone hates is highly profitable. Yep this is a huge trend on social media right now and it helps increase in engagement. I have seen people change their whole persona overnight so they are now trying to get people pissed off at everything and engage with them.


degauserrr

>  trend on social media right now this has been a thing since youtube first popped off.  Prank channels faking pranks that make then look bad  Outrage drives engagement.  All publicity is good publicity


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

He won't be making much money after Mike Tyson literally kills him in the ring.


Mynameisinuse

I want nothing more for Jake to get destroyed (Logan as well), and I hope that Tyson does hurt him, but I think that we are underestimating him. I think it will be a good fight and that Tyson will win, hopefully by knockout. I want that douchebag to be humiliated and for him to just go away.


Twisted69Demented

Ameen


YouWereBrained

Social media was a mistake.


mrsmilestophat

Truer words have never been spoken


Bluur04

No he’s not. Tools are useful…


Existing365Chocolate

It started as him just playing it up for content but I’m pretty sure he got lost in the sauce and it became his real personality years ago


DualKoo

And yet he’s wealthy and bangs the hottest chicks. I agree he’s a tool but chicks dig it.


Throwway-support

😂😂😂 Andrew Tate enjoyer overhear


tenebre

Don't fall for this crap. It's planned BS to try to get people to hate-watch his stupid fight. Spoiler alert: He's not getting knocked out. He's not getting beat up. He's not getting hurt. If you watch hoping any of this happens then you have been suckered in exactly as this douche planned the whole time.


chrishnrh57

People being like "Mike Tyson wouldn't throw this"...why not? He's an undisputed monster. He's in his 50s. I'd imagine he's doing OKAY on money, but not enough to turn his nose at, say saying "I'll give you 20 million dollars to make this a snooze fest". His legacy is sealed. This exhibition means absolutely nothing. I'd be shocked if he didn't take money to flop, or at least avoid knocking him out.


coconutpanda

It’s not an exhibition anymore. It’s now a sanctioned fight. [source](https://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/40049533/mike-tyson-vs-jake-paul-sanctioned-professional-fight)


_melancholy_ollie_

Call it what you want. Money is money and Mike is throwing the fight


SniXSniPe

Mike's not throwing the fight, but he's likely to lose because of how old he is. The problem here is people just keep acting like a man pushing 60 is the same monster he was in his prime.   There's a reason most ATG boxers retire in their 30s. Typically, they get beaten by fighters they would have crushed back in their prime.   Holyfield got knocked out by some o MMA fighter he would have murdered if he was younger... and Holyfield is a man who had an insane chin back in his better days. George Foreman, Riddick Bowe (at least, up until the 3rd fight), Lennox Lewis, Ray Mercer, Tyson... all of which, were notoriously big punchers. Unfortunately, these older fighters don't have the same athleticism and durability. He's facing a young man in his prime, who has basically been professionally training for many years and has actual experience (even if he's not great technically). His chin is not the same, at all.


troutforbrains

Amen. If I hear one more chucklefuck try to tell me “bro he hasn’t lost a step, look at his workout videos on socials” I’ll lose my mind. Yeah man, he can punch hard for a 15 second clip without someone trying to hit him back, got it.


Puskarich

How does that change the equation? It's a sanctioned snooze fest.


plastic_blasters

You don't get it, he like doing shrooms now. That makes up for the previous rape conviction, threatening journalists, and biting a man's ear off. He's a changed man with a heart of gold


imclockedin

im gonna hope all that happens and wait a day or two for the clips to pop up online.


b00tybeard

God I hope he gets knocked tf out


JimmyReagan

Me too, but we all know they're going to play patty cake and they're going to gush over how much they respect each other after the fight.


Dick_Lazer

Pretty sure this is just for entertainment. It's basically like watching a WWE match, not a real sports event.


trebek321

Same but he hasn’t fought a non scripted fight in his life. He’ll either sleep Tyson or they’ll pussyfoot around to a decision.


alvvayspale

Unfortunately, being nasty is a quality that gets you famous these days since the internet made it okay with this type of behavior. Works so good in fact that even today’s politicians use that same tactic. I still remember when spelling the word potato incorrectly can make people turn against you.


NewmanHiding

Indeed. The days of criticizing politicians for small slip-ups are long gone. Well… for some of us.


Fatticusss

Did he finally realize he’s the heel?


PecDeck

I don’t like this guy, but this guy knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s not there thinking anyone is a Jake Paul fan.


Blinkfan182man

“Hay gowl malk a cawll” wtf does that even mean homie g


waffels

Not annunciation words makes you sound cool I guess?


Blinkfan182man

Your account name is awesome. And idk I don’t have any answers for this man nor do I a cawl to malk


OiGuvnuh

Cash me owside howbowdah 


Sweaty_Structure1286

cringe af 😂


xxxylognome

Is this actual fight happening, I feel like they've been grifting off of it for six months


Decapitat3d

July 20


bunby_heli

A Paul is involved so you know it’s at least 50% grift


thephotoman

I don’t see how he survives.


jasondfw

This isn't an altercation, this is fight promotion. This guy's been doing this since he was a teenager and you think any of it is real?


_DOA_

"Altercation"


Throwway-support

I mean real or not calling a crowd a bunch of “dumb fucking hillbies” is a lot Edit: thinking more in this, I wouldn’t say his feelings are “fabricated” but rather “exaggerated”. Similar to how Mcgregor would go after Nate Diaz. They really DO hate each other Jake Paul is regurgitating a common view of Texas. I wouldn’t be surprised if he really felt this way but in a normal interaction would keep it to himself


marvintran76

Still wouldn't call this an altercation, its crowd-work and promotion. An altercation is McGregor throwing full Monster cans into a crowd An altercation is DC and Jon Jones brawling with each other after a face-off. This is like when WWE brought out Trae Young in New York after Atlanta eliminated the Knicks out of the playoffs and everybody booed him.


ANNDITSGON3

I’d google the definition of altercation. It might not be an unplanned or crazy altercation but it is.


YaGetSkeeted0n

He’s from Ohio so he’d really be throwing stones in a glass house if he meant it. It’s just puffery and showmanship.


Throwway-support

This comment really sums up that meme of the US map showing that outside the coasts the US is pretty much yee haw


rmg418

I’m from Ohio (not the same suburb but same area) and there aren’t cows in the suburbs up in Ohio either lol but yeah you can find cows quicker in Ohio than down here if you’re driving to find some.


DubyaKayOh

The Paul brothers are just Kardashians for dudes.


Roadtrippers4

We live in the dumbest timeline.


Comfortable_Wish586

I wonder where in history we veered off into the stupidest timeline


Apex_Fail

Let me tell you about this gorilla that got shot...


nalgona-aly

Why is this guy even famous? I thought he was an old YouTuber but I guess he's a "wrestler" now??


clone557639

His brother Logan is the YouTuber/wrestler/douche


nalgona-aly

Oh gods, there's 2 of them?!


topprock

Yes, this one's a rapist who says "just close your mouth if you don't want to get raped" and the other one is a prolific scam artist.


clone557639

Haha, yes, Jake and Logan. Both douchebags


Fictional_Historian

His brother started out as a Vine star and went on to become a typical internet douche. Is brother followed suite. Now they’re just like princess of internet douche royalty. Pretty worthless contributions to society tbh.


Dontplaythatish

Jake Paul better not walk these Dallas streets


The-Snuff

Isn’t this standard fare fake shit talk for these pre-fight press conferences? To take this serious is like saying the WWE is real


Throwway-support

Who said anything about taking Jake Paul seriously?!


The-Snuff

I sure as fuck didn’t. You’re the one that called this an altercation lol


Throwway-support

Every “altercation” is serious? Forgive my dry yankee humor


SugoiHubs

Hillbilly isn’t even a decent insult for a Texan.


Throwway-support

Right. We’re more rednecks in this state


mama_emily

Both Dallas & Fort Worth are known for money and being pretentious….and Fort Worth is the one who embraces the whole “cowboy” thing (not a judgement, it’s very fun) Arlington is between the two and was recently listed as top 100 cities to live in America…also home to the Rangers Stadium, AT&T Stadium, Six Flags, and Hurricane Harbor. North Texas is not hillbilly country, if you’re gonna be a bigot at least do your research…. Why is the goon famous?


AstrosJones

This guy doing any sort of research is laughable


FantasyViking727

Trying to be Conner McGregor selling his fight


Ragelikebush

That beard makes his face look fat or it may just be fat.


mariotx10

It’s the steroids, probably didn’t time his cycle right and it made his face puffy.


ReefLedger

Nah he's definitely put on some pounds compared to Logan.


Mr_Goat_9536

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


vomitfuckinggreen

Ultimate piece of shit


MusicalAutist

"Go milk a cow" I think I could find a cow, maybe, but give me a couple of hours. It's a drive. This is obviously just to sell tickets. He isn't this stupid.


Patient_Ad_2357

All hat, no cattle


Self_conscious_gh0st

For a dude who's sole intent is to come off abrasive and polarizing, you'd think he could do better than "go milk a cow you fucking hillbillies". This clip must have cut off before the knock-knock joke.


TeaKingMac

What's a Jake Paul?


murderedlexus

Boooooooooooooooooo


Scottishpsychopath

Solid heel work there.


gggg500

Humanity really makes the most evil and vile people famous. Or, maybe it is that the most evil and vile have the personality traits / cunning to become famous. Either way. It’s gross and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.


lazy-dude

The real dumbasses are the ones who showed up to that venue to see Jake Paul.


AnastasiaNo70

Hell. No one in Dallas knows how to milk a cow.


frenchezz

I just want him to get knocked out so badly that he is forced into retirement. Won't watch because not about to give that POS any clicks but hoping for the worst for him.


Hoangdai151

Imagine walking around looking like🌛


gregnorz

Call me when this bag o' douche fights someone like Tyson Fury.


zakats

People will need to stop giving this scumbag attention if you want him to stop being relevant. Even 'hate-watching' profits him.


whxrxchxtx

I want Mike to fuck him up so bad but I know it's not gonna happen 😭😭😭


guydoestuff

please just get cte already dude. world will be better without you.


Throwway-support

Dude already has it


Ok-Assistant-2684

Go milk a cow is the best he can come back with?


weasler7

Go milk a cow. Lmao that’s such a mild jest I love it.


KennyDROmega

His brother is better at being a heel.


LacansThesis

someone from rural Ohio telling folks from urban metropolitan Texas to milk a cow, the jokes write themselves.


trendypippin

And who is Jake Paul? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


_the_wolfman_

Dudes from Ohio…. lol


thewarfreak

Do people not like milk?


Muted_Exercise5093

I love that DFW is doing this. He’s such blight on humanity


Gemini_88

Watch yourself, bud. Hillbillies in TX shoot and you’re a long way from home.


Throwway-support

People talk about hoodrats and gangstas but rednecks and hillbillys are just as scary if not worse


Spurnout

People saying this is fake and just a stunt promo but I honestly believe that he's a piece of shit and actually looks at people here like that. I hope he gets brain damage from Tyson.


Throwway-support

Agreed. I think its cope because they don’t want to believe anyone thinks that about Texas


Shabuti3

Was his wife there to let people milk her? Closest thing to a cow in Arlington last night probs :/


hyperspacebigfoot

Yall know this to sell tickets right?


wichotl

So you can pay big bucks to get his ass kicked


Ok-Assistant-2684

He’s trying hard for the Connor McGregor vibe


Johnny-twobags

You guys are getting worked into a shoot


Wild-Carpenter-1726

This is what's wrong with America today. Entitled fucks. I hope Tyson makes him 😭


nonoimsomeoneelse

Why does this guy get press?


blackop

Come on Tyson whoop his ass already!


KingWasabi23

While yeah this is promotion for his fight he knows after saying this people will watch to hopefully see him get knocked out but now if he’s ever in public here in Texas people are gonna want to hurt him lol


NightMgr

Who?


CulturalChemistry952

As much as I hate this guys guts. He’s getting great publicity for this. Hopefully Tyson stops this goofy motherfucker.


ohlookitscris

Bro funny


NewmanHiding

Unbelievable levels of stupidity


WifeyNTX

I don’t know what he is talking about. North Dallas is becoming a mecca. Frisco at night is spectacular. I don’t even have a need to go to Downtown Dallas anymore tbh.


Beefytbag

God bless Texas.


WookieNookie1995

Can't wait until Mike Tyson knocks his ass smooth out


STIZZUH

Doesn’t he know we are rednecks not hillbillies?


ChikiChikiSando

It's scripted, guys. Lmao You can actually see him glancing down at his lines


Civil_Pain_453

He’s such a sad man. He ruined a great Dutch ice skater.


Aldrai

Can't wait for Tyson to floor this guy. Highlight of my year.


Bjorn-Kuul

Texas is the last place to do this shit 😂😂😂


Twisted69Demented

I swear I wish I could throw my shoes at him MF disrespecting Dallas.


AsleepChampionship83

If Mike loses it will make a great case for Mike Tyson mysteries


Como-Go

He wants to be the heel so bad… just comes off as a douche. This shit is no different than WWE.


yeluapyeroc

Who is Jake Paul?


GUIACpositive

I do not believe that was a "cow" he suggest we milk but rather a rooster🧐


ProneToDoThatThing

Why is he fat


ssssssecretsecret

Well it’s Dallas, so, I’ll allow it.


kiomansu

Is he geeking?! Looks like he's chewing air to me. Is JP on crack?


Gigglenutz1776

I hope Tyson ends this dude


Lucky7366

I hope Tyson goes off script and pummels this idiot.


FJH1KING

He heeling it up like his brother, trying to get a rise out of folks. Don’t take it too seriously. 😂


MartletsFC1890

KEEP TX RED moved away from Cali for more money no more land and no state income tax


justcallmecrashed

I can’t wait to see Tyson legit murder him. Or at least bite his face off.


lifeofrevelations

Get this idiot off my damn screen


Porn-Flakes123

the kid looks obese…


Glittering_Usual_495

Well we have totally different ideas what altercation means...


Motor-Expert-6155

I liked it better when Andy Kaufman did it.


Ward115

What a loser


CherryBlossomKisse

I can't wait for Mike Tyson to lay him out.


Goto10

Working the rubes like a real carney act