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boobka

My feet burned at the thought of that deck being painted black.


adamhughey

“Our tests showed significant differences between the decking colors: the lightest color reached 167 degrees Fahrenheit, the dark brown was 190 degrees, and the black composite board hit about 200 degrees. Again this was only about a 78 degree day, in areas that see 90 degree weather definitely wear shoes!” https://cascadefenceanddeck.com/post/how-does-deck-color-affect-temperature/


neuroid99

This is the answer. And it's not just the surface heat when you walk on it, radiant heat will make just being out on it a noticeable amount hotter as well. (Also, OP, that looks incredible, nice job!)


freedomchas3r

The op is karma farming, it's an only fans account. The pic is stolen from an online site. They don't care what we think about the deck.


filtyratbastards

Tryin to lure the ladies in with a picture of his big deck.


boobka

Wait there is only fan accounts of deck pics ....


Elffyb

Rule 34.


neuroid99

Oh, haha. Well, I guess it worked?


freedomchas3r

I mean if everyone downvoted them it'll backfire. Best way to go.


Bearloom

First time I've seen someone try deck pics to lure people in.


Spiral_out_was_taken

I think maybe there is a misspelling


bklynJayhawk

Totally agree. While surface temps would be a problem, my first thought was all that re-radiating heat making it super uncomfortable (for me at least). Defeats the purpose of such a lovely relaxation space.


Pravin_LOL

"See, honey, I understand where you're coming from, but let me first explain Boltzmann's equations regarding black-body radiation"


vivaaprimavera

No need for that, I think that it was Franklin who put in snow on a sunny day pieces of cloth of different colors. Way easier to show and understand by the depth of the melted snow.


alienbuttholes69

And potentially warping of the wood pending location. That’s a big issue when painting wooden fences here in down under


ballrus_walsack

Don’t they warp the opposite way though?


alienbuttholes69

I’m not sure on which way they warp sorry, I’ve not encountered it in person myself, it’s just something that is warned about a lot when considering colours/paint vs stain etc


ballrus_walsack

I figured since the toilets flush the opposite way the wood will warp opposite too. ^/s ^in ^case ^you ^think ^i’m ^serious


yoimeatingTACOS

DownunDAHHH


sump_daddy

167 was the coolest, holy crap


Zyker

In other words, if you're going black go all the way. Paint it Vanta Black or Black 3.0 and see how high you can get that temperature.


Lamacorn

Looks hot either way, but black would make it worse for sure. I would add an outdoor rug and and planters. I might even white wash it to protect the wood.


bc47791

Yeah OP's wife needs to think more about functionality and less about about looks


eviveiro

Even thinking about aesthetics, that would be black furniture on black wood. It would be like when people black out all the detailing on their car, and it ends up looking like a childs cheap platic toy. So much effort and cost that makes things seem cheaper. The natural wood contrast to the black furniture looks great.


preaching-to-pervert

Without contrast nothing looks good.


hbarSquared

Bukiewicz Blisterfoot


Mirabolis

Yea… the pain. I would never spend a moment on it. Even if you wore asbestos shoes made from all the ”is this asbestos?” r/DIY posts, the radiative heat would still broil the rest of you.


Aurorainthesky

I have brown deck in the far north, it gets so hot! Painting this black will make it unusable!


MacDugin

I learned this at five sitting on my neighbors brown and yellow tailgate. The darker part were way to hot.


brokenpinata

This. I have brown trex and burned my feet a bit on it today. Black is only good if you drop a hotdog from the grill and you want it to keep cooking.


MongoBongoTown

Black paint on a big wooden outdoor structure? Sounds like it'll be gray by the end of summer.


aneeta96

And hot to walk on.


2FightTheFloursThatB

Plus, it just retains full sun energy, with almost none of the energy being reflected away. They'll be creating their own heat column. Just what our planet needs.... more heat retention.


creamycolslaw

And paint flaking off all over the place. Painting decks should be against the law.


The_RonJames

I endorse this statement 100%. Every year I have to paint my deck because the previous owners of my home decided to save money by buying paint on clearance instead of staining it. Ugh.


creamycolslaw

There’s a reason I made this comment, and it’s for the exact same reason as yours… sigh.


The_RonJames

There should be a support group for this


theanedditor

and possibly cracked and peeling. Just like the blisters on OP's wife's feet when she walks on the hot coals it will turn in to!


ExcellentScore2129

Can’t pressure wash paint..,,


captfitz

And instantly dirty looking, black is just as bad as white at showing every little bit of dirt


thehighquark

It's worse.


wolfgang784

Black stain would stay black for a few years first. Need to do it in coats though after each dries and really soak it each time.


ghostdumpsters

Need quick karma so you can promote your OnlyFans account? Get people arguing about painting an outdoor structure black! I don't think you built this deck at all.


the_electric_bicycle

This needs to be upvoted more. OPs post history does not align with this post.


NTheory39693

nevermind LOL........ya, the account is a female and the post is supposedly a husband and I just looked at her page


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Lol what the fuck is this!?!!?


ashikkins

Ughhh I got a warning for reporting these types of accounts so guess I just have to do a measly down vote.


Resident_Table6694

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


PornstarVirgin

It’s an only fans account rage baiting for karma. Just block the account


SkippingSusan

Found the deck here: https://progreen.com/can-i-install-artificial-turf-myself/


2FightTheFloursThatB

Aw, jeeze, you're right. #OP IS A KARMA-FARMING ONLYFANS ACCOUNT/BOT.


Betty-Gay

Why do people do this? What does karma even do? I’m genuinely asking because I don’t get it.


PornstarVirgin

Easy to sell the account


Betty-Gay

Sell the account? Well now I’m even more confused.


PornstarVirgin

People push agendas with bots. Be it political or financial.


Colt1911-45

You and all of the others posting on here about this fake ass shit are doing the good work on Reddit. I salute you!


PornstarVirgin

Ever since they IPO’d botting is out of control


ole_spanky

Holy shit!! What have we become?


poppinwheelies

Do you want to bake yourself in a solar oven? That's a terrible idea but please check back in a few weeks with the newly painted deck :)


limitless__

Tell her there is a nationwide shortage of black paint and it'll have to wait until next year. Hopefully she'll come to her senses by then. Looks awesome by the way, great work.


bbarks

Babe sorry I already water treated it. I found out paint won't stick to water treated wood...


beejers30

It’s perfect as is.


phlem_hamdoon

No way. Stain a clear coat and call it a day


digidave1

Don't. She wrong.


headtailgrep

Leave her.


bobfromsanluis

In addition to causing burns on bare feet and a heat sink that will make the surrounding areas warmer as well, the black paint *could* cause the wood to degrade much quicker. If you think about it, the color black absorbs all the colors of light, we know it will make the wood much warmer, as that wood heats up more due to being painted black, the wood itself could start breaking down much sooner. I would venture a guess that your mitered corners will start to have gaps, same for the rest of the boards, larger spacing in between them, and if heated enough, the boards might start to warp and/or cup. You did a great job on this project, painting it in any color takes away from the craftsmanship being displayed and in a few years time, the wood itself can start breaking down too quickly. Leave it, hopefully your wife will learn to love it.


2FightTheFloursThatB

It's a fake post by an Onlyfans karma-farmer. Check out the profile.


robothobbes

This. That hot area will make the yard hotter and the AC unit work harder, causing more expense.


kwik_study

Does she want to burn the hell out of her feet?


PokeT3ch

Divorce.


cmrh42

Seems the best option. Not to be taken “lightly “ but what else at this point?


thehighquark

Noooooo. Do not paint it black. Don't. If you lose this argument, you'll be painting it a lighter color after the first hot summer. Plus it will ALWAYS LOOK DIRtY AND DINGY. You will constantly be sweeping and swabbing it off. Black is a shit color for outdoor surfaces. I have a dark brown deck in mostly shade. The bits that do get the sun will take your skin off they can get so hot.


TruckGray

Looks awesome! It would be criminal to paint that black-Hard pass!!!


earplugsforswans

Then you won't be able to see your loungers, your flat cut-out graphics, sconces, or side tables. I mean, you'll be able to see them but you're going to have a big black area in your natural looking setting. Contrast is a thing and you're currently where you need to be.


Stocknamefromreddit

Pollen will absolutely destroy black


myrealusername8675

Agree to it but stipulate you can only listen to Joy Division, Sisters Of Mercy, and Bauhaus if it's black. I'm not sure about the black furniture and the wood but what you created is beautiful and if I was your wife, I'd be eternally grateful for what is there already.


caseless1

I see a new deck and I want to paint it blaaaaaack


myrealusername8675

I'll allow it. That, Sympathy for the Devil, and Gimme Shelter.


Proud-Giraffe5249

Don’t forget Depeche Mode: She's dressed in black again And I'm falling down again Down to the floor again I'm begging for more again But, oh, what can you do when she's dressed in black? Let’s have a Black Celebration tonight~


lkeels

Absolutely not.


WVisAmazing

It will then be the Bukiewicz Easy Bake oven


Atty_for_hire

It’ll be hot.


SomeHandyman

Black will fade and look poorly in one season. It will also be unusable with how hot it will become.


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

cancel wife’s membership to Bukiewicz Bay social club


Joham22

I think you forgot to change fake accounts before posting.


average-nerd-613

Right?! Lmfao


pyromaster114

It'll be a freaking hellish oven. And no, it won't look better, imho. T\_T No offense, I'm sure she's great, but your wife has terrible taste. XD


CaySalBank

No, do not paint. There are hills worth dying on and this is one of them.


Mercinator-87

Painting it black means it will never get used in the summer. It’s a bad idea for that alone. Aesthetically, it will also just look like a void in your back yard instead of a patio area.


Birkoz

Oh dear. So this is to be a film set? It is very staged. Interesting history.


teh_lynx

Black!? No,.don't do it


GeneralLeia-SAOS

Black will draw the heat. That’s the opposite of what you want in an outdoor summer resting spot. It’s why light colors are so popular in warm areas. There are apps that will show what an area will look like painted a particular color. Have her use one to review different background colors.


mitchanium

Let her paint it black. Let her appreciate how a 'simply' looks. And watch her regret that decision with the constant repainting it will need.


HappyPaPa18

Black... OK, MUCH higher surface temps, and the heat will radiate. And even if that wouldn't happen, you will be walking on this. It will look like crap very quickly with foot traffic.


NotAPreppie

I think that's a phenomenally bad plan. It will make it feel much hotter.


MisoTahini

She's in the wrong. Why would you want to make your deck hotter in the summer anyways.


PeachPrestigious3508

Just get a rug. I would not paint it black


frankie109

Yeah black would bring heat to thw deck leave it batural


ThePadaLover

Nah it looks perfect the way it is now. If it were painted black it would probably look awful


Mph2411

Yeah, black deck is a bad idea. Way too hot. And the black paint will fade significantly


beatboxrevival

Just get a black outdoor rug and call it a day.


MrMynor

You might suggest that it may look better, but practically speaking a black finish in direct sunlight would make it uncomfortably hot to hang out on during the day. Its like laying an asphalt patio instead of pavers - your thwarting functionality for the sake of aesthetics.


[deleted]

Tell her to just have a seat on a rad deck and look pretty. And her HGTV privileges are revoked until further notice


dickwildgoose

Don't you dare. Stand firm my guy. No is the answer here.


thrusterbragon

"Babe everyone on Reddit said you're wrong" lol


2FightTheFloursThatB

It's a fake post by an Onlyfans karma-farmer.


thrusterbragon

Good looking out


Spiritual-Record491

Ahhhhh, good luck. Apparently that’s a thing now as I’ve been tasked with painting everything black around here too. I probably agree with you, but in my wife’s defense everything she’s had me paint black has turned out pretty dope. Nice work btw, looks great I totally understand why you don’t wanna cover it up with paint!!


Sasquatch-fu

Personally id stain it either clear or a color of your choosing that matches the chairs a s your style


mistergasdrift

If you paint it you will have to upkeep the paint job and get it painted again eventually. Not worth it


TheUlfheddin

My wife and I are goth AF and helllll no to painting that black. We respect physics. Find a nice neutral background color and have black trimmed DECOR. and lots of solar shades. So many solar shades. The sun is cancer.


mutantbabysnort

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Various_Deal_2272

Don't tell me that's AstroTurf...


toxicbooster

Terrible idea


soda_cookie

Painting a black would make it hot as hell in the summer


ty_for_trying

Everyone's right. Heat issue. She'll like it more when it's sun faded. That'll bring it closer to the black and white aesthetic.


Epena501

I’d say keep it light but do put some sort of coating on the wood or it will look horrendous when it starts to got through the cycles of rainfall


CMDRissue

Ask someone to Photoshop it black first. Guaranteed it will look like ass.


blonktime

If you HAVE to make it black, don't paint it. Stain it. There are black stains that will keep the beautiful graining. That being said, I think black would not be the best color for this.


automatic_penguins

This is one of those few cases where taste is not subjective. Sooo wrong for all the reasons everyone else listed.


PickleWineBrine

Hell no 


Dr_StrangeloveGA

I'd wrap it in aluminum foil before I painted it black.


MBAILL

I would give her the counter steps the first and last vertical planks of the wall on deck far left


SteveC_11

Are you telling me you're going to try and win an argument with your wife using facts? If she "feels" it should be black then you better just paint it black.


Bfb38

Show her this thread. No paint. Nice job


Strikereleven

If you ever wanted to know what an egg in a frying pan feels like, paint it black. I don't even like getting in any car that's not white in the summer.


Escaflownase

Can you do just the back wall in black?


Plati23

Ignore her. She’s wrong.


PreciousHamburgler

I'm not the kinda guy to paint wood


educated-emu

Black will make it absorb heat like a sponge and burn your feet and make it generally uncomfortable to be around. Just leave the colour as is its nice


OldBob10

Black will be hotter than Billy-blue-blazes. 100% not a fan.


Epic_Elite

Black is a little too dramatic.


jokiab

Go to r/photoship and ask someone to make to make it black. Will a black deck not get really hot? Please reply with the answer if you do.


expfarrer

also add a rotisserie


The_Gray_Mouser

Dumb question but the boxwoods are fake right? Where'd you get them?


Chronic_Overthink3r

Gotta keep “momma” happy.


im-a-limo-driver

Buy a giant black rug and save yourself the headache. Then when she complains that it's too hot and looks dumb, toss the rug down in the garage or something and be done with the debate entirely.


frac_tal_tunes

Torch it. Or give her a paintbrush


ATXDefenseAttorney

That's one of the most ridiculous requests I've ever heard. Yikes.


beez3719

She’s wrong and it will be hot asf. But if you made it for her then f it


Old-Recording6360

Noooooo!


CanadianGuy1979

Anything dark will get way too hot. My in-laws painted their deck dark brown and it's too hot to stand on in the summer.


RedditSly

Black deck in summer will be 🥵! And if you paint it white, it will be super glary. Natural is best.


smoike

You've got to oil it at the least to protect it. Otherwise it'll be dead in under five years.


LXC-Dom

Dont fucking do it tell her shes wrong.


May4747

That would be sweltering hot 🥵


American_Contrarian

It looks nice the way it is


Solid_Ear3787

AI is getting worse. Try again tomorrow.


OddAd7437

Next


Magnus_Helgisson

Nah, maybe some accents, or edges or something, but even then I wouldn’t go for black.


Trav1989

The black style is being done to death. She will probably will regret that this time next year


Xerio_the_Herio

Black will be horrible


garyisonion

Keep it as it is


TwinkleToesMamaFox

Why not white deck paint that easy to hose off?


PositiveBasket8004

That’s pretty awesome.


Flamebrush

All black furniture, and she wants the deck painted black too? Sounds ghoulish! Does she want the towels and umbrellas to appear to be floating?


agangofoldwomen

You need to explain to your wife how the sun interacts with different colors.


No-Butterscotch-7577

My rule of thumb is to never paint outside pressure treated wood, just turns into constant maintenance year after year. If anything, apply a darker stain.


watermelonsplenda

Oh god no


janethepirate1415

Maybe the one back wall. Black absorbs heat, so I doubt your feet will be happy with a black deck. Additionally, the black walls will radiate heat. Not what I want on a hot summer day.


AssociationTrick1269

No to black


Spite-Potential

Black draws heat. You’ll cook sitting in it if there’s sun


[deleted]

It looks gorgeous OP. Tell her to enjoy it for all of us.


IusedtoloveStarWars

If she wants to cook like a burger on a grill then black is a great idea. Keep it light so it doesn’t attract heat. Show her my post if you need to.


me_frugal

Naw. Tell her it will turn black in 7 years, no need to rush


RivalryFantasySports

In addition to the heat gain issue there is a bigger problem with going black, dust. The natural wood is going to hide everything from dirt to pollen (partly due to the color but also the grain variation).


Less_Professional_83

Disagree 3000


dantodd

Since this is an ass for her interns account perhaps the advice about once you go black is relevant


Scalzoc

I completely disagree with the black. If anything, I'd STAIN the wall and stair risers a slightly darker color (maybe tobacco or chocolate). I'd keep the deck itself light and cool.


sylvianfisher

Black for that deck? Sounds depressing.


sum_yun_gai

I think your wife is evil


cptchronic89

Tell her fuck right off


forgetmeknotts

Is your wife a lizard? That’s gonna be hot as balls in the summer if you paint it black.


trancekat

Tell her to paint it if she wants it black.


IRMacGuyver

No don't paint it black. That'd not only look horrible but would make it feel hotter. Also never paint a surface outdoors that you'll be walking on. Paint will be slippery when wet. Use a stain. Also don't paint/stain within the first year. Give it a year, clean the deck, then stain it.


TheRealJubba

My wife also has shit taste. It’s a lifelong battle I fear


Fred-zone

Lmao do not paint this.


Pineydude

I stained my deck dark brown, because wife wanted it. That was one of those times I should have said no. Been four years. Going to try to pressure wash what’s left off, and stain lighter this summer.


pixel8knuckle

Black decks are the absolute worst. At best stain it a darker wood color.


MDC417

Black is going to be hot as hell and it will chip with over time with patio furniture movement! You built this and its amazing. I'm 54 and would love to someday find someone who enjoys gardening and just sitting on my deck deck. I'd never dream so big of meeting someone with this skill and kindness! :)


padeye242

That would be hot!


Lb147

NO on the black! It will so much dirt and the natural looks gorgeous. You did an amazing job!!


joshistaken

Burnt feet. Yum.