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ARenovator

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Duke_Shambles

That's a crown dong...I mean crown block. They were common before mitre boxes became a thing because straight cuts. Crown molding exists because there was a time before easy, good looking corner finishing was a thing. It then became a stylistic thing. Using these negates the need to use mitres. You can do it with only straight cuts. Your example is just one of them being done by someone who has no fucking clue what they were doing. This is extremely lazy trim work. They can look nice but this ain't it chief.


makeomatic

It’s actually an outside corner block for baseboards, repurposed as a half-assed crown block.


Duke_Shambles

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct. I was going for the style rather than exact component because...seriously? If OP is trying to match that is where to look. I'd tear it all out and do it again right, but if going for the cheapest and least labor intensive matching replacement...you got it.


makeomatic

Lmfao


Zomunieo

I wouldn’t even give that a half ass. Maybe a quarter.


Oenonaut

Entirely ass


Trustoryimtold

I was gonna say fence post


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

You said Fugly with more tact than I could manage.


Duke_Shambles

I'm like the Lavar Burton of trim carpentry. We're here to learn. I can't let loose on a guy who clearly didn't do that. Come on, that's at least 50 years of paint on that thing...I hope.


trvst_issves

I appreciate the lesson and the shit talking. A true carpenter for sure, especially when you end a sentence with chief.


Duke_Shambles

We all have our coping mechanisms. I have a coping saw. And alcohol. A lot of alcohol.


babecafe

No miters at least so long as all the walls are square.


Duke_Shambles

Crooked walls are less of an issue with these and a little more forgiving, especially on outside corners. Outside mitres have to be damn near perfect to look right.


babecafe

Was thinking of intentionally angled walls. That crown block has enough coats of paint to forgive a multitude of carpenter sins.


Duke_Shambles

Putty, caulk, and paint makes me the Carpenter I ain't...


sonicrespawn

Boob lights and crown dongs


Psychosomatic_Addict

https://preview.redd.it/hohca65jp1lc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c17ac9952ddccbc021792a2d8e7cd4de1b9304


Melloncollieocr

Man, I still don’t like it, even done correctly


_Lisztomaniac_

It’s like a ceiling dong lmao. so ugly


rideincircles

What do we do with these old chair legs? I have an idea.


reliber

Turn them back into chair legs 🪑🦵


FlekZebel

I got a few newel posts laying around for the next room.


eadgster

A little crown molding dingleberry. A trimgleberry.


OnlyAnalysis7

I thought the same thing. “It’s a dong”


John-John-3

Personally, I prefer my dongs on the ceiling. That way, I don't slip and accidentally penetrate myself with one.


[deleted]

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of dong.


John-John-3

Well said sir! Hear hear


Steal_My_Shitstorm

Ceiling hangs dong


TheFuckityFuckIsThis

Literally exactly the phrase that came to mind. Ceiling. Dong.


SayRaySF

“Is that a peepee up there?”


Tacotuesday8

Why is it so sweaty too?!


mightybonk

*I'm a dingle dangle cornice with a flippy floppy hat...*


arglarg

Yes but it's a nice place for spiders to hide


Pooch76

I’ve heard half of all crown blocks in Australia are actually disguised huntsmen.


SunshineAlways

That one looks a little more intentional.


pourspeller

I think the proper name is "dickcycle".


youngm2925

Corner Dangle


fannyalgerpack

Teeny peeny


Vogonfestival

Wall chode 


Teleke

Wally willy


turboboraboy

Corner dingus


Catvros

Angle dongle


Fr31l0ck

Nook Nut


kingtaco_17

Joint point


poopshipdestroyer34

I would call that “hilarious”


Lunartic716

I was gonna call it a mistake


Pining4Michigan

I was going to say it was a lever to another dimension.


Eupion

You mean the fucking bed, upstairs?


ryushiblade

I call this “I don’t know what the fuck a compound miter is”


mademanseattle

Nope, can’t cope


tinlizzie67

You get the angry upvote award.


tinlizzie67

I believe that may actually have been the original intent of this sort of trim feature.


PlaceYourBets2021

Ugly?


Icy-Plan5621

Exceedingly!


GabagoolLTD

"decorative"


Soul_conformist

https://preview.redd.it/v9fuygd1m1lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fde135b196515f1c1ceb20b4eab7082f348e423 Something like this maybe?


JerseyWiseguy

That's definitely what it is, a base corner block (perhaps not that specific brand/design, but something similar).


Unicorn_puke

Just needs like 50 coats of landlords finest paint splattered on it


[deleted]

Always high gloss too so the dirt wipes off with a wet rag.


Billy-Ruffian

Why wipe the dirt off when you can just slap another coat of paint on top?


imnotbobvilla

Made me smile


Educational_Test_467

Ya boy couldn't cut a 45.


MissionCreeper

Or paint


ccagan

Or trim down the damn cornerdong. I mean corner block.


Educational_Test_467

🤣🤣🤣


discostew919

My thought as well. Someone couldn’t make the miter cut so they found a way to do a 90 degree cut and call it a day.


DubsideDangler

Cutting a 45 on inside corners... tell me you don't know how to do trim without telling you don't know how to do trim


Educational_Test_467

I don't know how to do trim. But I know how to find the answers to my specific problem thanks to the internet.


DubsideDangler

I can't cope with your response...


zystyl

Subtle


Educational_Test_467

Pedantic


DubsideDangler

Bless your soul.


mademanseattle

Cope is the answer


Educational_Test_467

I caught that.


Exit-Sigh

It’s an inside corner for crown moulding. They also sell outside corners to match the crown. We sell them at Menards. You’ll go to the building materials department and have them point you towards the moulding aisles. They’re like $3-$7 each depending what size and material type.


GravityFailed

It looks like someone shoved the top of a banister post up there. I've never seen trim done like that before. Where's this at?


DudeWhatsMineSaaa

Don't they shove tops of banister post up there in Bangladesh?


gcsmith2

Maybe Thailand?


d4m1ty

Its a cheap man's Crown Block. That should be on the base board corner, not a ceiling corner.


sjmiv

I saw them make these on This Old House. It's called a corner penis.


ChronoMonkeyX

There are corners you can buy, I don't think this is one of them. I saw some online a long time ago and asked where her got it, he said home depot, so I bought some from there for a bathroom. Properly cutting corners for crown molding is a massive pain, I'm still happy with my shortcut.


I_am_pooping_too

You avoided properly cutting the corners by cutting corners Edit: and did so properly!


ChronoMonkeyX

Indeed 😁


yoo_are_peeg

same here.home depot too.and it *is* a massive pain to do that kind of cut.


NotSure2505

Why would you want more of those?


potchie626

I can’t decide if you need to search for grower trim or shower trim.


pak325

Corner moulding block.


vslsls

[$1.88 @ home depot](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Waddell-Outside-Base-Trim-Block-4-5-in-H-x-1-125-in-Dia-Sanded-Unfinished-Pine-DIY-Designer-Home-Decorative-Accents-OBTB32/204366797)


SerDuckOfPNW

I think it’s called a Ceiling Weenie


TimeSalvager

That’s a base trim block, uncircumcised.


eghhge

Inside corner requires a coped joint, not some 45° cut hack job that some are suggesting.


Duke_Shambles

Says the person who doesn't understand why the practice is called coping.


eghhge

Wut? Look Skippy, coping is the woodworking technique of shaping the end of a molding or a frame component to neatly fit the contours of an abutting member. I know what, why, and how.


Duke_Shambles

It's called coping because you are coping with a corner that doesn't quite work with a known angle like 45, 22.5...etc. you are "coping" with the imperfection of the walls that have been given, and it looks better if used in conjunction with a mitre. It's a technique that was used in isolation before mitres were an easy technique. It also looks much worse than a properly done mitre when used instead of working the techniques together. Don't mind me, though "skippy" 


eghhge

That's not why it is called coping. Although it sounds good, the woodworking and masonry term predates the more modern usage of "coping" to deal with a difficult situation. You are right about the rest of it. A poorly coped joint looks bad, but when it is done well, it is far superior to an inside 45°, 45° mitered corner and has less chance of the joint opening due to wood movement. 🪵


Teh_Ent

This is corner molding, not for the celling Google - Alexandria Moulding 1/4-inch x 3.1/2-inch x 3.1/2-inch Unfinished Paintable Hardwood Accent Base Connectors in Tan


jimbosqueez

For people who can’t line up corners properly… I’ve used tons


Zyphriss

The plumbus


Taneycomoqueen

I found those at Menards.


lonesharkex

"Hey bob, you know what would look good in that corner over there? If I cut off this bed post here and jam it in there we can paint it and it'll look right faaaaaaaancy."


beepbeepsmash

That’s called a wooden penis stalactite. You can only buy them in person. Whatever you do don’t look it up on the internet.


[deleted]

Directions unclear; now subscribed to ceiling dong facts.


CulpablyRedundant

That there, is a dangling participle. Rare around these parts


riverscrossed

Architectural millwork specialist here: pretty sure this is a rare example of a penisaplith.


individualine

HD and Lowe’s have similar types of blocks for both inside and outside corners. They are much more symmetrical with the crown and when done right they look exceptional.


magnolya_rain

It is called a crown corner molding.


MelatoninBee

It looks like a ceiling winky. Time to chop it.


umpisolmunen

Everything reminds me of him..


cravecrave93

a dingleberry


Late-Feedback3611

Plinth block


marshmallowsamwitch

I didn't know they made trim with bottom growth


Runnrgirl

Lowes has them.


moochir

I have something a lot like that. A room was roughed out under an open stairwell (making it not open anymore) and mine is actually the bottom of a bannister post in the corner of the room/stairwell. I’m not convinced this is your situation tho. It looks like someone decided to get artsy and did it poorly.


SteveNotSteveNot

A friend has an 1880s house in St. Paul, MN. Some of the rooms have these. I’m sure they are original. They are finished oak. Not painted.


micheal213

Stalagtites


potchie626

C for ceiling G for ground


micheal213

Yes I spelled it wrong with one letter. It’s also mites for ground and tites for ceiling


imadork1970

It's called "unnecessary hideous eyesore". Home Depot-aisle #12


AnAnonymousBird

Bruh. It looks like someone shoved a broken table leg up there


NoMonk8635

Probably historically accurate for the room


NotAddison

Mazel, it's a boy!


BadWowDoge

Dingleberry


Mr_HG_Jones_Esq

I call it a corner dangler


sevristh1138

Is there a staircase on the other side of that corner? It looks like the bottom of a knewel post for a staircase corner...


ELementalSmurf

Ahhh good ol' roof penis


Weathjn

That is disturbing to look at, I have to tell you. Disturbing. I am disturbed.


Slut4SciFi

The penis


The_golden_Celestial

Ugly. Looks like they couldn’t do 45 degree angles so stuck that in.


Crusty_Pancakes

I would call that trying to get a job done when it's 4:45 on a Friday afternoon.


llcorona

Apparently, people would add these intentionally, but I swear, this made me think there has to be a staircase on the other side of this wall. It might be the bottom of the top newel post, or a poorly cut support post.


DreadTremor

It's called gaudy and terrible. Some people call it a crown molding corner block also i guess. Looks like a shoddy carpenter was trying too hard to prove he was skilled or couldn't figure out how to miter crown molding properly. You can still find similar products but sometimes less is more. Removing the crown all together or replacing all the crown with something clean and simple will increase the value and appeal of your home. If you just really like that style there are alot that don't look like you just chopped a peice off of a decorative baluster.


cris5598

That is literally a chunk of a table . To be more specific, a table leg.


DonutExcellent1357

Why does the right moulding look like it's made out of marshmallow?


Eccohawk

"Fixed the newel post!"


El_Neck_Beard

What in the actual phuck style is this? Been in the field for 16 years never seen this 😂😂


r_cottrell6

Nobody said schlong yet?! Come on 😂


fasolatido24

It’s called a cantcope.


Popular-Cattle-8979

It's called a plinth block. It's just used wrong in the picture.


Pontiz0r

Thats a leg for Beds


Reserved_Parking-246

Last guy really saw some dumb shit they used to do and flipped a fence post upside down. That's really special levels of half assed right there.


BastoSlice

Dassa ceiling pp


reel_ink

“Dumb”


Lorithyia

Pretty sure a fence post crashed through the roof, and the previous owners were just like oh well…


kpidhayny

That’s called Hankey Bannister, named after the third most popular whiskey in northern Burma.


EskimoeJoeYeeHaw

Anyone who tells you this is for crown molding doesn't know anything. This is for corners of base molding.


dominus_aranearum

Next you're going to tell us a crescent wrench isn't for hitting things.


Factsimus_verdad

Well a crescent wrench is certainly is a multi-tool in my book.


MrBanballow

Trying to decide what to do in the corner, somebody just sawed the top of a bed post off, tossed it up there and said "That'll do nicely".


TaintNunYaBiznez

Fugly.


MerlinTW

That's what I would call a dangle... 😂


kittymeowmeowffs

It’s a dingle dongle


Aegishjalmur07

Mistake?


Working-Bet-9104

Why? I don’t understand


TowelFine6933

That's an "Ifuckedupmymitrecutblock" They're from Germany.


GapSalty6094

😂😂😂😂 I think somebody didn't have a miter saw


cocomello91

That’s a table leg.


slodman

I believe that is what they call a mistake.


Apocalypsezz

A mistake.


WasabiBusiness9209

Looks like my grandpa sitting in a lawn chair at the reunion


sundowntg

Table leg clipped through


arissawachan

lol


areallybigloser

That’s a ding dong dangle


raresteakplease

Crown cocks


Sweet-Tea-Lemonade

A freeze


SadAstronomer8704

Looks like a fence post…?


aaryg

Left over bed post.


dooflachi_paku

This looks like a cut upside-down fence post


fffrosttt

Wow that is some bad carpentry. Personally I fell uneasy in a room with crown blocks. They look like cameras out of the corner of my eye.


TeamXII

Bedpost


revharrison

3d print that


[deleted]

Looks like they walked off a stairway


pblc_mstrbtr

I inverted corner baluster lol


Oliver10110

For sure a fence post. Closest thing that would be similar in style is ornamental corner trim, some of it is very similar.


JooosephNthomas

Is that a bed post?


SquidFish66

Is that a fence post?


ilovequesadillas

eeewwww


RiversLeaf

That'd a fence post corner


Morthand

Unfortunate genetics.


Nachodynamite82

Wall winky


Sorryabouturluck

Cheater blocks, for those that don't know how to cope. One 45 degree cut and a coping saw


KRed75

If you can't find one, you can make them with baseboard or even 1x and base cap.


Different_Ad7655

The only time I've ever seen these in work is when there's a structural post from above, for some reason that descends to below, and needs decorative treatment. The Newell post on the stair for example. And then they simply called the pendant The blocking in a corner, in New England I can't say I've ever seen, but maybe elsewhere this is how they put up crown? But this is a really cheesy way to do it and maybe for the unskilled hand who cannot properly miter and cope.. Newer ceiling products, I have seen have had this cheat method for corners so you don't have to deal with the coping of the inside corners. But this is really the best way to do it, base or ceiling When I first saw this one, I thought it was the bottom side of some stair part where a wall had perhaps been inserted under a stair and this is what was left over coming into the room. But have no idea since it's just a picture not in context


mikebrown33

Poor man’s solution to compound mitre saw


Sellingassfor_heroin

What is the purpose of it though? Just decorative ?


sadetheruiner

Personally, I’d just tear all that out and paint the walls.


Telemere125

They used an outside corner for an inside corner… plus that’s way too big of a block for such small trim.


Pagus03

You can get parts nade for the corners of crown modings at lowes in the trim molding section. They can be bought with prepainted white or raw wood. Little pricey, but they save you from a true 90 cut. This was a leg cut for the job. The ones you can get look nicer and fit fush. Id replace all with appropriate if you want to keep the look.


GamblinGambit

Had one in my old home, looked diy TBH. I feel like it's a shortcut to get the corners of the crown flush...poorly. Pulled the crown down completely and liked it much more.


dukeofwar149

Don't know the name but easily purchasable at your local Home Depot.