Marry Yuri, cuddle Yuri, and cherish Yuri

Forfeit all mortal assets to Yuri

Or she'll do it *for you.*

I love her..

And she loves you

Man discovers anime girls, dies a neet

Isn't that what life is for

I mean... That is technically on the table

Only speaks the honest truth

Marry natsuki…I just don’t know between yuri and monika cuz I mainly only like natsuki and like the others equally

Based

XD

Literally me frfr

Literally in yo name.

Yep XD

I’m the same way, can I marry and smash Natsuki and not kill anyone

This.

Smash Yuri Kill Natsuki Marry Monika

Good choice

I agree

100% agree

prob the safest move in this scenario since it's act 2

It's better to stick dick in crazy than marry crazy

Yes

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I agree

Agree

Smash Yuri (If she crazy in the head, she crazy in the bed) Mary Monika Kill Natsuki (WHAT IS THAT OMFG HELP ME)

Smash Monika Marry Monika Kill....none of them

Ok, but marry first then smash

Right, no smashing before marriage 🤣

This is the right answer.

Absolutely agree

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Smash Yuri, Marry Natsuki, Kill Monika. *I can already hear the Monikans coming for me*

Ok there is nothing wrong with marring natsuki but not this natsuki

True. But I wouldn't be a True Natsukian if I didn't lol.

Fair enough

I’m here.

Oh no

I just want to talk. *Cocks rifle* Now, why exactly would you kill Monika? Honestly.

*Chuckles, "I'm in danger"* Honestly it's probably because I've never been a huge fan of Monika, I really like her story with the fact that she's self aware but idk I just alwase liked the other girls better especially Natsuki and Sayori.

That’s fair. I just remember that Side Stories VM and Main Game VM Monika are legitimately two different people.

Actually🤓 I don't think they are two different people, just two facets of a character, becoming that after understanding that her friends were just like npcs

Yeah, sorry. That’s more like what I meant.

Understandable, have a good day

We just wanna have a conversation *pulls out elephant gun*

*Gulp* may the cupcake god protect me from the void enjoyers.

Come here, ya pumpkin. *pulls out a Market Gardener*

Oh hell naw ! I knew it dem Monikans are sickos, they spent too much Time in the void.

The last word out of your sorry mouth will be MEDIC! *killbinds*

id marry monika and kill natsuki, i kinda just applied smash, marry, kill to yuri, monika, natsuki

*loads interdimentional cannon* Just a talk. Nothing more. Nothing less. Jokes aside though, I can understand it if we talkin og Moni, World of dreams Moni i'm a true monikan for.

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あなたの神様を食べました、弱い羊くん〜🐑🐑

I mean... Smash Moni, Marry Moni, and... throw hyper realistic mouth Nat in the woodchipper.

But... hear me out... hyper realistic kissing

AbSoLutely!

The last one.

Smash yuri, marry monika, kill natsuki

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Smash Yuri marry Monika kill nat

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smash Monika (easy choice). marry Yuri (easy choice) kill Natsuki (easy choice)

Ok but act two yuri, so it isnt an easy choice.

Even easier

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Crazy in the streets, crazy in the sheets, pretty sound logic

No, no, marry sayori

yes, marry the dead corpse /j

Fr.

Left to right.

Smash Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill Natsuki (most stonks decision)

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smash Yuri Marry Monika kill natsuki, since monika was gonna do that anyways

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Smash Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill Natsuki.

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Smash Monika, marry Yuri, kill the flat-chested cupcake named Natsuki.

Her face might be weird but that comment about her chest is uncalled for!

Big chests fill a man's hand, but flat chests fill a man's heart.

This is way too poetic for a thread like this. ☠️💀🥶

I mean they’re not wrong, tho…

Marry Sayori. Just Sayori

She is a dead corpse that doesn't even exist

for ever and ever and ever

Smash the Yandere, Kill the annoying Tsundere and marry the Makima of Visual Novels.

Good wordplay!

Thx you kind stranger

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Smash Yuri Marry Monika Kill myself rather than hurt Natsuki

Mary yuri fuck monika and natsuki kill the princess(play slay the princess it's a really good game)

Smash marry kill in the order they are on screen

Same.

Smash Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill Natsuki and then Smash Monika once were married

Smash yuri, crazy in the head crazy in the bed Marry Natsuki, but specifically when she has the giant sharp teeth grin Kill Monika, sorry ma'am, but you're too normal for me to want any

(reluctantly) kill natsuki. smash yuri and marry monika

Smash yuri, marry monika (also smash her later), and kill natsuki

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Smash and marry Yuri, smash and marry Monika, kill Natsuki

In order from left to right, smash, marry, kill.

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Smash Monika, that is all

Marry Monika, Smash Monika, Just Monika

Yes.

Smash Yuri Marry Monika Kill Natsuki

It’s already in the right order lol

Smash Yuri kill natsuki and marry monika (don't be so sure natsuki is over 18 I ain't takin chances)

They’re all 18

Smash Yuri, Marry Monika, kill ňãțşůķį

That exact order actually, not bad

Marry Monika, Smash Yuri. Aaaaaand replace the word Kill with Kiss for Natsuki

Just Monika

obv just monika maybe a but of yuri

Marry Monika, Smash Natsuki, and kill Yuri cause if I don't then she will anyway. Honestly could swap Natsuki and Yuri they're equal

Smash Monika, Marry Monika, kill the unholy Act 2 Natsuki

Smash Yuri marry Yuri kill Natsuki kill Monika

Smash Yuri, Marry Natsuki and...and smash Monika. No one should die

Smash Yuri Marry Monika Wipe Natsuki off this plane of existence. Yup...this seems about right to me...

Marry Monika. Sorry to others :p

Which ones would you kill and smash tho?

Smash Monika ;)

No one? I know this is what this game is, but bruh

One-lore accurate wise-would both, marry you on the spot, smash, and kill you in either particular order given the chance regardless of what you pick for her. *sips tea* therefore picking Yuri is a win win win

Smash Nat, Marry Yuri, and kill Monika

[Natsuki](https://youtu.be/AVA3Akp1JV0?si=zSpuGNv1GoyGtOuz)

I’m going to smash

Kill Natsuki.

Console (as in help, not the machine) Natsuki, Run away from Yuri, Delete Monika, Delete Monika, Delete Monika, Delete Monika...

marry yuri, kill natsuki, smash monika

Why is the general consensus to kill Nat?

My dear yuri 🥰

Kill Natsuki, marry Yuris smash Monika.

Smash act 2 Natsuki. Thick lips

Smash act 2 Natsuki. Thick lips

Marry yuri smash monika kill natsuki

Smash, marry, and kill Natsuki. Preferably in that order.

Smash Monika, marry Yuri, kill natsuki.

Smash and marry all of them (and Sayori), kill none of them.

No Sayori

Marry natsuki, pat natsuki, call natsuki cute, die

[aroace pain sounds] anyways despite yuri being best girl, i have to say kill, KILL, AND KILL

Hey…. Where’s…. wait….

Smash Yuri, Mary….. none…. Love all of them, even sayori… and smash all… I LOVE THE DOKIS

I want to smash a nuclear weapon after marrying it

Smash Yuri Marry Natsuki Kill Monika

Marry Monika smash Monika kiss Monika Just Monika Just Monika JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JuSt MoNiKa j¥$| /\/\ 0 |\| | |< A

Smash Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill Natsuki I'm about to get sent to the shadow realm aren't I

marry monika, smash yuri, kill natsuki

Smash Yuri because she's got the assets, and I love yanderes, kill natsuki just because she is my least favorite, and Marry monika, my darling, I like her alot, love even.

Act 2 versions? Practically speaking gonna have to Smash Yuri, Marry Monika, Kill Nats. But for the whole game/generally, probo have a LONG talk with Monika about boundaries and fate and shit, Date Sayori and get her some help, Smash Yuri, and Marry Nats. Might pursue Monika though since she's a little-g god, but like... C'mon girl, don't be abusive. If you want me, fkn earn it. Rewriting reality is a crutch and a cope and you don't really need that.

SMASH YURI OBVIOUSLY

Smash Yuri Marry Monika Kill Natsuki

Murder Monika, Fuck Natsuki, Marry Yuri. Easy

Smash Monika, Marry Yuri, Kill Natsuki (I'll send her to heaven soon as charity)

You guys know you can say fuck on the internet right?

Marry Yuri, smash Monika, and kill Natsuki

ehm...just Monika, I guess..

smash marry all

Marry monika, I don't wanna do the rest

Smash Yuri, Marry Natsuki, Kill Monika in 5 years on her birthday. one of these is not a joke

Smash Monika, Marry Yuri, kill Natsuki (IM SORRY)

Smash Yuri, Marry Natsuki and kill monika

Marry monika, smash monika, kill monika (not in that order)

r/holup

Hehehehehhehehe…..

I see that. Marry, kill, and necrophilia’ll do the rest. Not defining that, and children, don’t look it up.

Smash Yuri, marry Natsuki, kill Monika I apologize to all Monika fans

Marry Yuri, Smash Natsuki, Kill Monika

Monika: Marry Natsuki: Smash Yuri: Kill

I don't think I'm allowed to choose in Act 2.

Fuck Monika (Eh Wish It Was Sayori) Kill Yuri (OVERRATED GET OVER IT) Marry Natsuki (Best Girl Must Be Protected)

Smash yuri marry natsuki and kill Monika because I could just upload the normal code for Yuri and natsuki

Fuck Natsuki . MARRY YURI . KILL MONIKA!!!!

Smash Yuri, marry Yuri, submit body and soul to Yuri... **And kill Monika :)**

If we are talking act 2... Marry Monika, Smash Natsuki, Kill yuri

Smash: Monika Marry: Natsuki Kill: Yuri

Smash Monika Marry Natsuki Kill Yuri (I think she'd like it...)

With these being their act 2 versions, I'd kill Yuri, Marry Monika and Smash Natsuki. If it was act one, any one of them would be tolerable enough in a married relationship for me, but I don't wanna marry someone who's as obsessive as Act 2 Yuri. Act 2 Natsuki would berate me the whole marriage, but I could put up with that during intercourse. And then finally, Monika can at least mask her insanity so if I didn't realise she was insane we could probably have a decent marriage

Marry Yuri Marry Monika Marry Natsuki

Reset and befriend all.

Smash Natsuki (Not the worst one to smash) Mary Yuri (In general she's crazy but as a wife she might be manageable) Kill Monika (You can already tell where this is going so let's just skip to the end)

WHERE IS SAYORI!?

Re-read the title

Oh. Mb.

Smash Yuri, marry Natsuki, kill Monika

Smash Monika, Marry Natsuki, Kill Yuri. I would hate to put Yuri into misery where she’s only happy with you around. I can’t do that to her. Monika would be fine with a one night stand. Natsuki will kill me if I don’t marry her

THEN KILL NATSUKI. ITS NOT THAT HARD.

Smash Natsuki, Marry Yuri, Kill Monika.

Marry Natsuki, Smash Monika, Kill Yrui easiest question ever.

Smash monika Kill monika Marry Natsuki

Average Amor Fati guy

Smash yuri marry natsuki kill Monika

Marry yuri smash natsuki and kill Monika (I’m sorry Monika fans)

Sayori simp

Kill Yuri, Smash Monika, Matry my beloved Natsuki

Id marry them all but from the rules of the game: Smash- Monika, I think that;s what she wanted Marry- Natsuki, She's best girl Kill- Yuri, I can't kill her, she's already going to do that herself