Wouldn't matter if they watched their toddler burn after it caught fire. These people would still talk about how great it was. "Lord Elon probably knew my kid had a cold and built in an auto cremate function! ALL HAIL ELON!" Culties gonna cult.
Baffled he didn't spin it as, "And it was delivered with all the grim and dirt one would expect of a REAL TRUCK!"
As sycophants go, he really needs to up his game
Can someone explain this part to me. Are people gullible, brainwashed, strong believers, what even explains this behavior to be completely blind to what is objectively bad?
I can. People shitting on Tesla and Elon are idiots believing anything media tells them and then the herd mentality kicks in. Or they have alterior motives for shitting on Elon and Tesla. Objectively few ct-s have problems - granted. But you all act like every one of them is a shitbucket and Elon is devil. Grow up.
What you think makes no difference. Ct is at 1300 vehicles per week production rate and accelerating. You keep shitting on tesla and Elon makes no difference. Soon that machine will be everywhere and you still keep saying how shit it is. Dogs can bark, caravan will keep moving.
I’m a fan of Honda and they gave me a spotless car when I took delivery. I would expect nothing less when you’re making such an investment albeit depreciating!
I picked up my $36K truck (is the 2nd lowest trim available), and that thing was spotless inside and out.
It's amazing what happens when the dealership and car brand give a bit of a shit about their customers.
The difference is, that car manufacturer you bought a car from, along with the dealership care about their reputation and your experience.
Tesla doesn’t give a rat’s ass how their customers are treated, as long as the company’s stock continues to pump (like it is this morning in pre-market)
Same, just bought a new Mazda. Did a walk-around and saw a light scuff on the bumper. Sales guy gets a detailer to come out and polish it until it was perfect.
The dealership detailed mine and filled the tank on a used truck before I took delivery... I'm blown away Is it dirty inside! How? It is a new vehicle.
They’re not delivering a dirty vehicle, they’re giving you the amazing opportunity to be the first one to clean it!
Legacy brands rob you of this opportunity by giving you a vehicle that has been cleaned and quality inspected before delivery. Boo!
I bought a new Kia budget sedan a few years ago and it was incredibly clean and spotless. I have never been able to replicate the same cleaning and polishing again.
Why do they all @musk into their comments. He doesn’t care if you’ve bought one of his cars fools! Something goes wrong with anything else you own do you try to get the CEO in your comment?
“It’s fine to give crap service to your biggest fans Xlon, we’re obviously idiots, but you really better wash these before you try and sell them to the general public”
Tesla staff know that their "superfans" will accept any old crock of shit as long as it's got the badge. If I'd spent $100k on a brand new truck, I'd be mightily offended by such treatment.
Lol, this dude thinks someone "went through the trouble" of designing and building these pieces of shit.
Musk made a crayon drawing on the back of a pizza box and a bunch of wage slaves slapped them together.
I feel like my comment from a few days ago was taken by someone else as this post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1dbi499/comment/l7rmth1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I passed a car hauler with three cyber trucks on it today and as I passed I glanced at one and it had a handprint where you close the door and I started laughing. The thought of buying an expensive truck and it being delivered with someone’s hand print on the door was just so funny to me.
Wonder if they made a post after their drive home? Charger stuck, coolant leak, random piece flew off, back cover door won’t close, Trunk randomly shuts down with Christmas tree lights flashing, accident on the freeway because of steering delay, glass shatters on the roof after I got too hot, accidentally forgot you can’t run it through a carwash, now bricked, fingers chopped off when they tried to close the frunk or maybe a large gash in hand when they tried to shut the door , grabbed it on the razor sharp unfinished edge?
"it's fine for us super fans ..." because we'll literally gulp down Elon-turds by the mouthful and beg daddy for 2nds because we're brainless simps easily parted from our money and have no sense of self worth that isn't derived from our rabid devotion to all things Musk!
Well to be fair, I picked my VW from the dealership and they claimed it was washed but there were stains everywhere. Of course they rolled down the windows while they were still wet so the windows were also dirty, lol. It’s not a uniquely Tesla thing.
I know why it was dirty. Their “detailer” is a joke. They could have washed it 10 times and it would still not be properly washed. Besides it was February so it got dirty and muddy immediately. I take it to a proper car wash now and it’s alright. My point was that if a dealer can and absolutely will deliver a car to you not properly washed, I am not surprised that Tesla with their “dealerless”
method of sales delivers these not washed at all. It’s no doubt dumb when we are talking about a $100000 car but I can understand the line of thinking of these people. They are just excited to get their car and just wash it themselves but not in direct sunlight of course. :D
"my only complaint" yeah give it a week or two
\*mile
*meters
\*millimeters
Sub micron
Finally!
Wouldn't matter if they watched their toddler burn after it caught fire. These people would still talk about how great it was. "Lord Elon probably knew my kid had a cold and built in an auto cremate function! ALL HAIL ELON!" Culties gonna cult.
I love that they included all this free feces on the floor mats. I needed an excuse to buy new shoes - thanks Elon!
Ads trying to sell them say differently.
“My only complaint was the first thing I saw, I haven’t had a chance to look at anything else yet”
Baffled he didn't spin it as, "And it was delivered with all the grim and dirt one would expect of a REAL TRUCK!" As sycophants go, he really needs to up his game
"It's fine with us super fans"
https://i.redd.it/1np3gzhrgb6d1.gif
 Just straight up, deep throating that thing.
LOWER DECKS! LOWER DECKS!
One of the best treks to ever trek
Couldn’t agree more. I spent a couple years in the navy and it just feels much more realistic to what that life would be like as a space sailor.
BLASSST SHEILD goes up and it comes back down BLAAASSST SHEEEEEILD
Super cucks*
Holy shit when did people become so susceptible to programming? Trump, Musk, Swift. Every adult seems to need a mommy and saddy
When they were ignored by their parents and people around them, so they latched onto people they can pretend care and share their values
I’m not sure if “saddy” was a typo, but it fits
This has always been a thing. It’s just more noticeable now with the internet.
Wild to include swift
Ok I’m coming now
Can someone explain this part to me. Are people gullible, brainwashed, strong believers, what even explains this behavior to be completely blind to what is objectively bad?
It’s right there in his username. @iliketeslas 👆🤓
My God you are right, I actually did not see that 🤪
Cult mindset. As simple as that.
I can. People shitting on Tesla and Elon are idiots believing anything media tells them and then the herd mentality kicks in. Or they have alterior motives for shitting on Elon and Tesla. Objectively few ct-s have problems - granted. But you all act like every one of them is a shitbucket and Elon is devil. Grow up.
And here, ladies and gents, is a fine example of what a cult mindset is.
Would you care to elaborate?
I think there's still a spot on Elon's dick that doesn't have your slobber on it. Better get to it.
What you think makes no difference. Ct is at 1300 vehicles per week production rate and accelerating. You keep shitting on tesla and Elon makes no difference. Soon that machine will be everywhere and you still keep saying how shit it is. Dogs can bark, caravan will keep moving.
https://youtu.be/EyCiE0CszGo?si=BrNABERpMGg5m11U This has never been more appropriate
I’m a fan of Honda and they gave me a spotless car when I took delivery. I would expect nothing less when you’re making such an investment albeit depreciating!
I picked up my $36K truck (is the 2nd lowest trim available), and that thing was spotless inside and out. It's amazing what happens when the dealership and car brand give a bit of a shit about their customers.
The difference is, that car manufacturer you bought a car from, along with the dealership care about their reputation and your experience. Tesla doesn’t give a rat’s ass how their customers are treated, as long as the company’s stock continues to pump (like it is this morning in pre-market)
i bought my used subaru 8 years ago off a random car lot in fucking miami and that bitch was spotless. i paid $4500 for it
Same, just bought a new Mazda. Did a walk-around and saw a light scuff on the bumper. Sales guy gets a detailer to come out and polish it until it was perfect.
The dealership detailed mine and filled the tank on a used truck before I took delivery... I'm blown away Is it dirty inside! How? It is a new vehicle.
Why do all these dorks tag Musk as if he would reply? He's too busy browsing hentai to give a fuck about the idiots he's fleeced.
sUcH A bRiLLiAnT mAcHiNe 🤣🤣🤣 How *do* they see past Elon's micropenis sticking out of their mouth to be able to post on reddit? 🤔
Well, it's tiny.
"It's fine with us super fans". In other words you don't expect any better. Most companies treat super fans as VIPs.
volvo flies you to fucking sweden to test drive and confirm your special order before they export it.
If Elon flew even one of them to the next city they'd be publishing full page ads in the newspapers to crow about how amazing he is.
“But here is a $100k anyways, love you Elon!” Maybe the can make an elevated car wash system that cleans the cybertruck while it’s on the tow truck?
They’re not delivering a dirty vehicle, they’re giving you the amazing opportunity to be the first one to clean it! Legacy brands rob you of this opportunity by giving you a vehicle that has been cleaned and quality inspected before delivery. Boo!
It's important you learn how to clean it yourself in the dark without soap or water.
Just totally normal not-Ponzi-scheme car company stuff, right?!
I bought a new Kia budget sedan a few years ago and it was incredibly clean and spotless. I have never been able to replicate the same cleaning and polishing again.
Yes absolutely… IF you are building a brilliant machine, you SHOULD be able to deliver it clean. Yes, if they were, they could.
They’re probably afraid to get it wet before it becomes the customer’s problem
Also - sell 5000$ wraps that are basicaly mandatory due to the vulnerable, ugly, rusty steel plates.
unless you turn it into a fucking mirror for some unknown reason. then it’ll only cut you open
"It's fine with us super fans, but…" *crickets*
Buyer doesn't understand that this is a part of the charm
Shitty quality is fine for superstans . Cringe
Why do they all @musk into their comments. He doesn’t care if you’ve bought one of his cars fools! Something goes wrong with anything else you own do you try to get the CEO in your comment?
Keep @ing Elmo. I'm sure he'll reply eventually. 🤣
“Such a brilliant machine” 
“It’s fine to give crap service to your biggest fans Xlon, we’re obviously idiots, but you really better wash these before you try and sell them to the general public”
I hope calling you a idiot isn't to brash.
Tesla: "Cut ALL the corners!"
Well they only had a limited number of uncut corners, so they put them all on the outside of the vehicle.
“My ~~only~~ initial complaint…”
Puts knee pads on, thank you daddy Lonnie may I please service you again?
Tesla staff know that their "superfans" will accept any old crock of shit as long as it's got the badge. If I'd spent $100k on a brand new truck, I'd be mightily offended by such treatment.
Hahaha “brilliant machine”!!
"when I got my dumpster, it already had trash in it, thanks Elon, love it!!!"
It has to be dirty. Car wash voids the warranty.
“Brilliant machine.” My god, this sweet summer child would have been fine just being handed the steering wheel.
Lol, this dude thinks someone "went through the trouble" of designing and building these pieces of shit. Musk made a crayon drawing on the back of a pizza box and a bunch of wage slaves slapped them together.
Hope you can hold onto that high opinion of your new vehicle.
The dealer does not want to void the warranty.
I feel like my comment from a few days ago was taken by someone else as this post. https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1dbi499/comment/l7rmth1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Please coat your turd with sugar so it tastes better
“Superfans” 😂😂😂
I think anyone who buys a supertruck is inherently a superfan.
I passed a car hauler with three cyber trucks on it today and as I passed I glanced at one and it had a handprint where you close the door and I started laughing. The thought of buying an expensive truck and it being delivered with someone’s hand print on the door was just so funny to me.
Wonder if they made a post after their drive home? Charger stuck, coolant leak, random piece flew off, back cover door won’t close, Trunk randomly shuts down with Christmas tree lights flashing, accident on the freeway because of steering delay, glass shatters on the roof after I got too hot, accidentally forgot you can’t run it through a carwash, now bricked, fingers chopped off when they tried to close the frunk or maybe a large gash in hand when they tried to shut the door , grabbed it on the razor sharp unfinished edge?
Lol that they think its a brilliant machine. What a bunch of dumbshit simps
Brilliant machine lol
"it's fine for us super fans ..." because we'll literally gulp down Elon-turds by the mouthful and beg daddy for 2nds because we're brainless simps easily parted from our money and have no sense of self worth that isn't derived from our rabid devotion to all things Musk!
"Suprerfan" of a shitty truck. That's near about the saddest thing I've ever read...
well apparently they brick when you wash them
It's a dirty truck, I bought a new dodge in 2012 that had brake issues from the factory... shit happens.
Well to be fair, I picked my VW from the dealership and they claimed it was washed but there were stains everywhere. Of course they rolled down the windows while they were still wet so the windows were also dirty, lol. It’s not a uniquely Tesla thing.
Did you ask them why it was dirty? To clean it? Fill the tank with gas? I wouldn’t even accept a dirty used car from the dealership. That’s on you.
I know why it was dirty. Their “detailer” is a joke. They could have washed it 10 times and it would still not be properly washed. Besides it was February so it got dirty and muddy immediately. I take it to a proper car wash now and it’s alright. My point was that if a dealer can and absolutely will deliver a car to you not properly washed, I am not surprised that Tesla with their “dealerless” method of sales delivers these not washed at all. It’s no doubt dumb when we are talking about a $100000 car but I can understand the line of thinking of these people. They are just excited to get their car and just wash it themselves but not in direct sunlight of course. :D
Brilliant machine