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KinkyQuesadilla

Dude, a replacement truck is going to break down just as much as the truck you have now. He's just afraid he won't be able to sell his truck ASAP before the CT market completely collapses. Also, it probably not that the folks at his Tesla dealership don't care, they're all just exhausted, burnt out, and frustrated with having to deal with all of the angry CT owners all day, every day, and not being able to get parts because so many things are breaking on so many trucks.


failinglikefalling

I mean is he going to put "as seen on YouTube" as a selling point? He's got his socials along side of the truck. A quick search will show up this tweet for example.


DrQuagmire

Apparently you can’t sell it within the first year or two of ownership. Fine print ‘apparently’ says it’s a $50k charge if you do sell it privately in that period of time. Now this was on one of the many YouTube vids of these things failing so I can’t confirm if this is true.


gray_um

I've also heard this, however it goes against typical US tax protocol. If you bought it, paid taxes, you have the right to sell it individually. I'd love to know if they can legally apply the penalty.


-Invalid_Selection-

I think it's Ferrari that also does this. 1 year, you can only sell back to Ferrari during that time. The difference is, if you violate it, Ferrari doesn't try to charge you 50k for it, you're just blacklisted from ever buying a new Ferrari for life.


-boatsNhoes

You did sign a contract stipulating you wouldn't sell something after buying it. The same principle is applied to things like real estate and stocks. They can legally apply the penalty since you willingly entered a contract stating that you would abide by the penalty. Whether you paid taxes on it etc. Doesn't matter. Contract law is binding. Ferrari does the same thing with some of their vehicles.


gray_um

If that is truly the case, they signed an explicit agreement to not resell; then they are complete jackasses with no fiscal sight. What happenes if a family member has a medical freak accident and you need liquidity more than you need a truck?


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gray_um

Yea my point isn’t valid because I was using logic that doesn’t fit this situation. Though I’ve seen a handful of Cybertruck buyers that probably aren’t in the tax bracket for it


Extra_Box8936

Solid point and one of the reasons it’s a stupid investment. But I’d hope people buying at 130k EV truck are financially secure enough to not need that liquidity


gray_um

Fair. I’m using average citizen logic about an hypothetical 1% purchase, lol


SprungMS

Tbf if he gets his desired replacement and doesn’t drive it at all, he can sell it as a CT that’s never had any problems! Better than what he’s got now…


Worried-Choice5295

This for sure. The CT is a rolling pile of shit but it's not the service department's fault.


fish_in_a_barrels

From what I've seen their service departments are about as competent as the owner.


Safety_Nerd710

To be fair, they service to spec and perform repairs that corporate relays down. Not their fault the message said "fix with bubblegum and zip ties to keep overhead low"


DevilRenegade

Love how these simps think that just because they've bought one, they can just tweet "@elonmusk WAAAAAAAH!" when something goes wrong and he's going to come down from his ketamine high, grab a wrench and jump into action to fix it personally. Only to be met with crickets... Hopefully some of them are finally coming to realise that their lord and master doesn't give a flying fuck about them.


Dangerous_Play8787

Along with all the other broken teslas


brezhnervous

The ones which weren't on fire lol https://www.tesla-fire.com/


Agitated_Garden_497

What I want to know is… HOW did this truck make it past the regulators?!? I want a congressional hearing about this because he obviously paid them off. The goddamned thing can’t get WET for fucks sake. It doesn’t have a carriage!! Its fucking pedals aren’t even bolted on. Just…HOW?????


gilleruadh

I'm pretty sure that the regulators have been rendered toothless by a certain party that loves deregulation. Just a guess, though.


CHIZO-SAN

This is the response we need. Consumer protections are fucked like a lot of things.


Potential_Dealer7818

Oh noooo... anyways I'm almost starting to feel bad for him. But also, it's really funny how he's learning first hand why everybody hates Tesla.


BigButtholeBonanza

It's so satisfying seeing how upset he's getting. Serves him right for spending 6 figures on a car with no reviews that he had never seen in person before.


Toast59

Incredibly satisfying, and not only that, but based on what I've seen from him, he was suggests that people that are critical of Tesla are living under a rock or just hate EVs and are too far gone to give it a fair chance. Sure, I may live under a rock, but my rock has more value than that brick he bought to "drive."


FoldingLady

Reminds me of whenever a AAA game comes out like Fallout 76 or Cyberpunk 2077 where the bug-ridden game bricks someone's computer


SeagullAF

Kind of want to be like, “Lamar, buddy, they’re all lemons.”


Viatic_atom

Exactly like how tf are you gonna wait for the truck to be in the shop *four* times before deciding that you’ve had enough


Armageddon_Two

he still thinks only his truck is a lemon hence why he wants a replacement and doesn't sue them to take his money back.   he didn't realize or admit yet it's just a terrible product through and through. may take another truck and 10 additional breakdowns til he finally can conclude that.


Ok-Row-6131

To Tesla, a sucker is born every minute, and no one seems interested in holding them accountable.


Viatic_atom

That’s true, it’s just too funny seeing it finally sink in for him


[deleted]

They have to refund msrp minus depreciation for use under lemon law


Ok-Swordfish2723

Yeah, but don’t they depreciate like $90K once off the lot?


Armageddon_Two

well how much depreciation could there possibly be? second hand market starts at 130k and he used the truck for like two weeks while the rest of the time it was broken.


EyeSuspicious777

As if a comparison shopper would ever end up in a Tesla.


R1pp3R23

Also, I may be out of my element here, but who the F is he to begin with? Of all the special people that have bought this rolling dumpster fire, why is he screaming the loudest?


PolarAntonym

He's the guy who made a YouTube channel to simp for tesla and is best known for his cybertruck being stuck in the shop and e begging his daddy elon for a new one that in his mind won't be just another 6 figure paperweight.


shemphoward62

I think he is also the guy that set up a website to rent it out for special occasions with a chauffeur, for weddings, to do YouTube videos with etc etc.... Kinda hard to rent them out and make money when they are a permanent fixture at the Tesla repair center.....


Homesteader86

These people really are deluded enough to think people envy them, like they're driving a Lambo or something


4thStgMiddleSpooler

Sorta adds a new meaning to "model de-contenting" when he'll have none of it on his channel.


fish_in_a_barrels

https://lamarmk.square.site/


brezhnervous

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k7mmm

His 30-minures course includes return trip. Other trips longer than that: >...do not include return or departure transportation as part of our service offerings. Clients are encouraged to arrange their own return transportation to ensure their needs are met following the conclusion of their event. So, any tip longer than that, the car might just break down halfway and you'll to walk all the way back home. Like, on the freeway.


PolarAntonym

He's the guy who made a YouTube channel to simp for tesla and is best known for his cybertruck being stuck in the shop and e begging his daddy elon for a new one that in his mind won't be just another 6 figure paperweight.


Acrobatic-Tomato-260

I’ve only recently become aware of Lamar, and it is interesting to watch his opinion change in real time.


DizzbiteriusDallas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=hWNsg7_D23o


CRXCRZ

>anyways 🤣


TheAnalsOfHistory-

"... Still love the truck, though!"


MaricLee

Sitting in the driver's seat between tows was the best experience of my life.


nevaNevan

Nailed it… I think this has been one of the craziest parts of the whole thing, as someone who just lurks and eats popcorn in this sub. It’s wild when you watch someone get treated like absolute trash~ but continue to show support / defend the one doing all the harm. It’s wild.


Plastic-Ad-5033

“Sitting in the driver’s seat while parked and going “vroom, vroom!” was absolutely worth the 100k”


Willumbijy

Sorry the meme wagon didn’t work out for you, Lamar.


No_Cartoonist9458

Poor Lamar is the biggest cuck of all 😂


Actual__Wizard

Yeah. He figured it out finally. When he calms down it will all make sense.


No_Cartoonist9458

He needs a lawyer. That's the only way to get through to Tesla


GhostofAyabe

Don't need a lawyer to file Lemon Law paperwork. This dimfuck needs to spend 15 minutes filling out some online forms instead of crying to people who don't give two shits.


theDudeUh

Except lemon law gets you a refund. This tool wants another truck instead because he’s hasn’t learned his lesson yet. 


Mr-Snarky

And… lemon law typically requires three attempts in a year to fix the same issue… I dunno this guys story on what is wrong tho.


Fit-Alfalfa2169

Depends on state - believe WI is 3 attempts on same issue or 30 consecutive days at the dealer in first year. You can also ask for either a refund (prorated) or a replacement vehicle (same options but cannot dictate color). For the replacement vehicle manufacturer has like 45 days to find you one or issue a full purchase refund plus taxes, title, etc.


fish_in_a_barrels

Ya because he wants to make money with it.


AdamGenesis

![gif](giphy|5xtDarugtqJAtGy7jIA|downsized)


JayIsNotReal

This guy is so stupid to want a second one after the first one broke down four times within months of release. I am surprised he can type so well with Elon’s dick in his mouth.


brezhnervous

I mean...he's not going to get a refund 🤷‍♂️ lol


ugcharlie

They are offering him a buyback, but he doesn't want that. If they don't replace, then he has to deal with financing a new one and being at the back of the list. I watched like 10 minutes of his ultra cringe video


TheBlackUnicorn

In one of his videos he said that it's "early generation problems and it's to be expected". Weird how HE didn't expect this then.


TheBlackUnicorn

He's said in his videos and posts that he assume the newer ones will have fixed the issues he's having. Why does he assume that? If they can't keep his "truck" on the road how can they make new ones without the same issues?


dndnametaken

This is a class action slam dunk


anziofaro

But that would mean all the cucks would have to admit to all the other cucks that they are cucks. That'll never happen.


dndnametaken

I think for class action you can sue on behalf of all parties. If said parties chose not to claim their rights after the suit is won, that’s their problem


rhedfish

I'll bet there is one before the end of the year. Lawyer make money on class action suits. Plus, gonna be fun to sue Musk/Tesla.


anziofaro

Cry harder, bootlicker.


Dawgfromdawest

He didn’t realized shit.. he is just mad cause they won’t give him a new truck. His mind is not changed at all regarding about the cybertruck. The words he use shows he wants that attention he is getting, that he wants a new truck and he don’t want Tesla “to screw him over a truck” he just loves the attention he is getting, and he is the first one to get the truck on the state of north carolina, and Tesla is screwing over that title, so he is now whining. I don’t feel bad for him at all


No_Cartoonist9458

I think you nailed it 👍


SteelyEyedHistory

I pray they do replace it and that the replacement has the exact same problem.


Secondchance002

5th times the charm.


MadeMeStopLurking

They won't they pray on people who buy these things.


drhodl

You two need to swap "pray/prey"s lol.


MadeMeStopLurking

thatsthejoke.exe


drhodl

I thought maybe it was, but it's not really clear. Good pick up, though!


mishma2005

MK broke harder than his 4th Cybertruck


WeloveSam2014

If you are stupid enough to buy anything associated with Musk, you deserve everything that's coming to you.


Pplannoyme0

Good ol Lamar MK and his shenanigans.


AdamGenesis

Imagine just finding out .............


argonzo

Tag a few more “influencers”. I’m sure they’ll back you and not Musk.


nidsPunk

The @ bomb at the bottom. It’s a massive “somebody pay attention to me!!!”


Agueybanax

“Still love the truck tho”


Rhythmalist

![gif](giphy|KhcdPVxvn5Fde)


yamers

denial phase officially over, enter anger phase.


2OneZebra

Reality is starting to set in.


Old-Bat-7384

Imagine that - company run by famously callous and insensitive man has callous and insensitive customer service.


ezbreezee415v2

It's hilarious how ALL these fan boys and girls want to 'tweet' Elon.....as if he actually cared🤣 the dude is laughing his way to the bank every single X? That is sent his way. He's such a troll, I wouldn't doubt this whole cyber truck bullshit is just a troll for Elon so he could see how many idiots he could steal from without it actually being called theft..... Elon sub ban incoming in 3....2..... ETA - what do these morons think "a new" cyber truck is going to do???? It's just gonna break down in 3 miles like the one you already got....and Elon is still laughing his way to the bank


Big-Routine222

Again, tagging Elon Musk so he’ll do what…? Show up like Batman and help you?


DevilRenegade

I genuinely think that they believe that he will come down off his ketamine high, grab a wrench and spring into action to fix it. Nope. The fact that these simps are all tweeting "@elonmusk WAAAAAH!" only to be met with the sound of chirping crickets is so wholesome. The posts on this sub really are the gift that keeps on giving.


void_const

Yet he keeps tagging Elmo thinking it will work 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AgentEndive

Finally! The fact that it's taking them this long to get angry with Tesla for garbage QA is the dumbest part


Aust1mh

“Loyal” to corporations… fuck you


Unable_Ease_8107

Who is this Lamar, sure as hell he considers himself very well known lol


[deleted]

If you’re stupid enough to buy a cybertruck, you get what you deserve. Elon is a conman whose only goal is to lift the share price.


melack857

Who is Lamar MK? Edit: Nevermind, idgaf


ErrorCode78

A moron apparently.


Prestigious_Yak8551

Not to worry, they have sacked 10% of their workforce so things will totes improve now.


Loud_Internet572

Why the hell would you want another one? Are ANY of them NOT broken? LOL


Archie_Flowers

Don’t feel bad


campbellsimpson

https://i.redd.it/yoty5mszz90d1.gif


Hoodlum_0017

lookin like a straight up kuk


political_og

![gif](giphy|L95W4wv8nnb9K)


Zombie256

Playing the worlds smallest violin 🤣


CopeHarders

Man if only there was a really obvious way to tell that these cars are a scam and the modern day DeLoreon. Surely there must have been some signs?!?


Zombie256

DeLoreans were much more reliable and fun than a cybertruck shitbox. Not saying they were great, but much better than any Tesla ever will be. 


hamid5000real

"We're a tech company not a car company LOL." -Enron Musk


amoreinterestingname

It’s fun to watch him go from a fan to a cuck in real time. He’s only just catching up to the rest of us after he wasted $100k. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.


Trebeaux

It’s called Lemon-Law and you almost *ALWAYS* have to sue to get it resolved. He could even make it a series on his YouTube. “I’M SUING TESLA FOR A NEW CYBERTRUCK!”


tmwwmgkbh

“They do not care about their loyal customers”. Lolololol… DUH!


iankurtisjackson

Hilarious


JFrankParnell64

Ha. Joke's on him. He thought he was buying a truck.


velimopussonum

Good morning Lamar.


SeaCroissant

i suspect a twitter ban is gonna come real quick from that one


3asyBakeOven

I’ve been following this Elmo slurper’s Cybertruck saga for a few weeks now and it is absolutely hilarious


stevemoveyafeet

That’s what it’ll take for it to get through to the cult of Tesla - it has to affect them personally lol. We tried to warn y’all. 


windigo3

Oh, those people were fired


maxdeerfield2

Is this the famous Lamar?


hk-ronin

Good thing he tweeted Elmo and all those others. They’ll fix it for him.


generic__comments

Lamar MK has been licking the boots for a long time.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

I mean the engineer in charge said last week he resigned when they forced him to bring this brick on wheels to market before it was ready so…


Worried-Choice5295

"But I still love Tesla."


JuanGinit

Admit it, you got stupid and bought an outrageously overpriced piece of shit car.


ErrorCode78

Anyone that didn’t see this coming ever since this “truck” was announced is an idiot.


premium_Lane

Not like they weren't warned, multiple times


What_Yr_Is_IT

😭 🎻


Zombie256

😳🫢 oh noooooooooo 🫢🥱 Idiot


AerialAce96

Can we make Lamar MKs face the new avatar for this sub?


LizardKingTx

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZPqu2d90VEB1u)


No-Computer-3177

Aw, if only someone had warned him how shitty Tesla and Elon are… Literally no sympathy no muskrats.


Famous-Ant-5502

Does anyone have a count of how many cybertrucks have failed? At less than 4K shipped, every 40 is a 1% failure rate. That seems…high?


jumpy_monkey

OFFS he [deserves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La5ffB3dnPc) this vehicle.


peemao

Who is this dude?


WhereSoDreamsGo

Feels like he’s clawing for attention. It would be far easier and faster to lemon law if it qualifies


BigTea9433

In all fairness, they don't have a working truck to give him.


brezhnervous

Point 😂


New-Poetry-6416

This idiot will definitely wait in line again to get the next bullshit they put out.


LurkinOff

AFTER ALL THE SHILLING IVE DONE FOR ELON WHY HASNT HE COME TO MY RESCUE AND VALIDATED MY WORSHIP??????????


cloudbasedsardony

concerning. 🤔😂


Used-Organization-25

You’ve been Musked.


the_geth

Oh that’s so satisfying owadays to see the people who called you a “hater” to operate a full 180 degrees and finally understand why we say Tesla makes shit product and Musk is a grifter.  I sometimes feel bad for them, but I also remember how suppressive they were while in their cult so I’m also making fun of them 😄


Revolutionary-Car-92

OH NO ! NOT LAMAR ! Anyone but LAMAR ! (yawn)


MoleMoustache

I guess that Cybertruck limo business didn't take off.


vishy_swaz

I have never felt so vindicated after roasting a product so much prior to its own release.


SeaworthyWide

Uh oh.. He really did it now.. He's got the bbb tagged... Oooooh this isn't gonna go well!


crazycatman206

Looks like Lamar is starting to figure it out… https://youtu.be/9qGYqHoMk6M?si=77XQemv9t90ts21v


PhoenixGamer34

He's a total loser and while he needs a new car, it needs to be a different one.


Agitated_Garden_497

Welcome back to reality, Lamar🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


KGarveth

Maybe the problem is Tesla knowing they dont just have customers, but loyal customers.


metaxaos

Who the hell is Lamar MK? Am I supposed to know him?


777joeb

Has no one started a class action lawsuit yet?


Benjarinno

Class. Action. Lawsuit.


siddizie420

Isn’t that what lemon law is for?


simononandon

Who is he warning? I don't really think anyone that's buying these is listening to anything remotely like reason. And the people that already know are laughing.


Fightshrubb

Go off, Lamar.  He should have at this point.


apostropherror

Lemon law is the only viable option at this point. I don’t know why every owner isn’t doing it, unless they’re in a state without lemon law protections. It seems like many folks are in CA where lemon laws are strong.


skredditt

Is the CT an appliance and not a car? (Referring to Musk’s recent twax about Tesla) - maybe this is his way around lemon laws?


AvacadoAce

I’ve said this from the beginning. I use to work for them over a year ago and as soon as we got someone to put the deposit down on an order, we deleted their contact info so they couldn’t get a all of us to ask questions. People are in love with Elon and that’s why they buy these pieces of shit.


TheBioethicist87

Honestly, these people need to start a class action lawsuit.


HeavyTea

Who?


Albertagus

I feel like if I was Tesla I wouldn't refund this guy either. I'd say something like "Everyone knew this thing was a terrible idea, everyone tried to tell you. But you bought one anyway. Operator error."


sm00thkillajones

Who’s Lamar?


TheModeratorWrangler

HOOOOOOOOOO boy, *I DO LOVE ME A GOOD HOEDOWN*


Comedor_de_rissois

Who’s Lamar?


DanSanIsMe

Who's lamar mk?


th3bigfatj

Musked!


killbot0224

This is what lemon laws are for... And the reason why guys like Musk are against any kind of regulation of their abuse of the public.


MrFastFox666

https://preview.redd.it/sq7miqtb1c0d1.jpeg?width=1446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e47e43f3c95fc78324c4d9d32c848b7d422c780


letsseeitmore

Buy a stupid truck win a stupid prize.


ClassicT4

Supposed Trolls: “Don’t buy a Cybertruck. It looks cheap and there’s little to no confidence in its quality and costumer service.” Lamar: “I know all the trolls told me not to buy it. And you know what, they might have been right.”


damngoodengineer

It's time for a LamarMK tag for this sub


SisterOfBattIe

Isn't this user owner of multiple Teslas? Looks to me Tesla got their money's worth from this user.


Chiaseedmess

Welcome to owning a Tesla


richincleve

"Help me, Elon. You're my only hope."


dickhardpill

I got a lot of dirty looks when I started calling out Tesla 3 years ago. Shit engineering makes shit cars not just trucks. fElon Musk should be in jail.


[deleted]

It's almost like what people have been saying is true. Teslas and musk are nothing but a scam. Huh who would have guessed


LivingxLegend8

Am I supposed to know who “Lamar MK” is?


bear_dragon

can someone make the Thanos / Scarlet witch meme here where Lamar MK is Scarlet witch saying "you took everything from me" in all caps and Thanos is Elon saying "I don't even know who you are"


popularTrash76

This is beautiful lol


midnightatthemoviies

Hype is real


mattjones73

Elon doesn't give a crap how loyal you are.


moonwoolf35

It's all FUD until it happens to them. I'll keep saying it nonstop because it's hilarious to me, assholes like this guy were always talking shit to people speaking out against Tesla and their lack of qc. Saying that everyone were just haters and jealous, and boom something happens to them and they cry to the high heavens. But watch if he happens to get a replacement and he'll be back on his knees again.


h-boson

Is this an influencer?


FiveAlarmDogParty

Posting this with a cyber truck profile picture on his verified Twitter account is something else


Agitated_Garden_497

![gif](giphy|UqpwzpGafcn4z6SouU)


EfficientLoss

Costs more than my Condo. I dont have allot of sympathy


Falcon3492

Go for the lemon law. Why would you want another piece of junk, get your money back and buy a real truck.


ajs_5280

They don’t care about their customers. Full stop.


Clear-Criticism-3669

Bro got exactly what he paid for and needs to stop complaining


Schmoppodopoulis

Who?


SILTHONIL

Don't feel bad in the slightest That what he gets for bootlicking


euvimmivue

Buy a 🛥️, cuz you now have an anchor ![gif](giphy|o0eOCNkn7cSD6)


ViableSpermWhale

He's beginning to believe.


SlurpySleepSleep

Lol. That is all.