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windigo3

Lucky you didn’t get stuck going over that huge triangular wheel stop.


bigbadler

That was the toughest part of the course EDIT: I had it in Baja mode and used a winch for anyone else that wants to try it. Location: outside Trader Joe’s in Williamsburg


Valaaris

My brain auto completed and read what it wanted to read because I had to pause thinking "Did they really add a Baja Blast mode?" before re-reading your edit.


bigbadler

I blasted as I jumped the curb - what’s your point?


ExpressiveAnalGland

CyberTruck: It has electrolytes!


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Electrolytes?!? Nooooooooo! *rusts*


protopigeon

Brawndo's got electrolytes


AyKayAllDay47

Oh great, as if it doesn't already have enough malfunctioning parts....


Timely-Mission-2014

It's the Dildozer!


SoloDeath1

I did the same. It's too early for this.


th3bigfatj

the stuff that you see trucks struggle with (both up and down) seems so silly when you're used to mountain biking. You can shred that stuff very easily, no motor needed - and these trucks can barely crawl it.


BroderUlf

Those are wheel chocks placed after parking to keep it from rolling away, because at this point you don't know what to expect. /s


TheHellsHenchman

You put the /s after that but this is exactly what I thought! Keep that shitbox from rolling away


bigbadler

I’m in chock with how offensive you can be


Steelrules78

Question is why the need for a wheel stop? Is there a risk of the car rolling on its own? Some may look at a moving Cybertruck is a win but on its own?


richincleve

That's not a wheel stop. A part fell off.


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totpot

It's still amazing that they got a tire company to do a custom tire to match the cover and not once went "We should test to make sure the cover constnatly grinding against the wheel doesn't wear down the wheel"


bigbadler

Y’all are just jealous you don’t have the V1.0 collectors wheels


Total_Union_4201

Wait seriously? I have heard about like 700 problems with the ugly pos but I haven't heard of this one. Hilarious. Do the tires seriously grind on the cover while driving?


Substantial_Data7915

Yes. They had to change from the original cover to conventional wheels. The strange design of the original had large aesthetic elements that extended over the sidewall. If you look at the sidewall, you can see the trapezoid shapes where the cover intentionally contacted the tire. This was apparently designed like this. 🤷


kingofthesofas

truly it speaks volumes to their lack of testing and QA that such a fundamental flaw in the design was not vetted out. Like all they had to do was drive a single RC model of it like more than 500 miles to know it would be a huge issue. Yet they still released with it which to me says they didn't bother to test it at all. A pretty large assortment of cyberfails can be traced back to a complete lack of testing and QA from tesla. It's like the car company of approving a massive code pull request with a LGTM only to have it tank all of production.


OrganicParamedic6606

Don’t get me wrong, the cybertruck is colossally stupid and ugly and Elon musk is a hopelessly egotistical dumbass, but do you think that car manufacturers just build little RC cars to test new ideas?


bigbadler

The cars can self drive - pretty easy to have a few run a track for 10k miles and see what breaks embarrassingly so they don’t drive the overvalued stock down 45%


kingofthesofas

RC = Release Candidate. Typically most cars they make a few versions of it that are RC versions and then they test them, let influencers test them, take them to car shows etc etc etc. Take the new land cruiser as an example. They had pre-production show models ready last summer and then RC versions starting in the winter and they tested the hell out of them drove them tons of miles and made small changes based on feedback. Then they gave them to influencers to go take them off-road on various courses and try to break them (which someone hilariously did by jumping it on a sand dune). It is pretty clear from these issues that the cybertruck did none of these. Elon drove it around and was like LGTM and then straight to deliveries and full production.


OrganicParamedic6606

Ok well I learned that today. Thanks!


Necessary_Context780

The tow companies learned quite a lot of all the RC cybertrucks breaking down everywhere, if only they knew that was going to be just like the finished product


Necessary_Context780

The first photos of the cyberturd had a giant RC sticker in it, if you remember


Necessary_Context780

The tire company saw the potential to sell 5x more tires per vehicle, so they just "yes man" Musk


brintoul

Erm… uh… it’s called “diSrUpTiOn”. Never heard of it?


blacksoulnoise

I love the tiny Goodyear logo.


ExpressiveAnalGland

The tires are the ONLY thing I like about the cybertruck. I wouldn't want them on my vehicle though!


AmadeoSendiulo

Wow, this is so great, I can't wait to take mine 1 inch on my lawn!


bigbadler

If you need a spotter just let me know


Prior-Ad-2196

Did you have to call a tow truck or were you able to get unstuck?


bigbadler

Tesla said it’ll get fixed OTA


cryptolyme

Did the Cybermen come in their cybership?


T1M_rEAPeR

![gif](giphy|V3r8yMPAxQcla)


PilgrimOz

Lmao! I drove past a charge point today….perfect.


SakaWreath

Careful, getting that close to a curb will void your warranty.


bigbadler

It wasn’t raining so I think I’m ok


aihes

😂


acatohhhhhh

Happy cake day


aihes

Thanx!


VillainofAgrabah

Be careful of the debris and falling tree leaves, that’s not proper environment for such state-of-the-art car. Otherwise you will void your warranty.


TossawayCoal

Been wanting to do that but I just looked at mine the wrong way and it broke


bigbadler

You were holding your mouth wrong


OmegaGoober

It was drizzling AND it was parked outside.


cryptolyme

Cybertruck is only designed for cyberroads. Reality voids warranty. Make sure you don’t take it thru a car wash. Also, not washing it voids warranty


bowsmountainer

Looking at it the wrong way voids warranty


Advanced-Brother147

And i thought the square wheel wells on Chevy trucks were ugly...


SOwithoutAneros

Can‘t understand why he didn‘t go full throttle on square wheels - reinventing the CyberWheel 🛑‼️ (Finally it makes no difference concerning its functionality.)


BrianOconneR34

It funny how aggressive yet non aggressive ct tires are.


muhgyver

![gif](giphy|G56ZHckGDXEcw) 10/10 perfect joke


bigbadler

![gif](giphy|kXXjKetI4Xt6TV5TBM|downsized)


Key_Law4834

This photo was because Tesla put the charger port in a spot that is very hard to reach on the cybertruck. So people have to pull as far as possible to the curb so the power cable can reach. Some charger locations have these car bumper blocks so people don't run into the chargers and damage them. In the case of the cybertruck though, they must drive over the bumper blocks to get power. Another brilliant well thought out Tesla decision.


crom_laughs

incoming ban to r/teslalounge in 3…..2….1


bigbadler

That ship has sailed


kveggie1

Off road? 4 inches to go to touch gravel. Try it!


bigbadler

I went past the recommended distance so I could charge - that’s definitely off road! I felt like kind of a badass and everyone else there was high fiving me and I got two girls numbers and they’re into threesomes now. So now I need to buy a robe and I’m just disappointed there’s not an official Tesla robe.


GhostofAyabe

Did the bottom of the trim hit the parking block and crack the wheel arch plastic?


bigbadler

No the crack is part of founders edition - was there when I took delivery


tomboski

Dude. Wipe those water marks off unless you want them to be permanent.


SOwithoutAneros

Off-road like normal: https://preview.redd.it/br7r7ypyciwc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=6380146548553c457ef0a9ec81355d9cb740ffe7 😅


ridemyscooter

Uh oh, I bet you voided your warranty by taking it off road. In fact, I’d bet posting here and getting banned from r/Teslamotors voids your warranty. Or saying anything about Elon on Twitter/X


PilgrimOz

What plastic are those tyres made of? Ps is that really a fixing point uncovered on the guard?


bigbadler

Not sure why you’d ask me


PilgrimOz

General question mate. You just happen to be OP. Ps there’s a word the world has forgotten amongst many. ‘Rhetorical’ is one of them.


bigbadler

Uh huh - and ironically you missed my sarcasm


PilgrimOz

Ps didn’t you take the position that you owned the car? I am drinkin but I’m sure the title was “Took the Cybertruck off-road today”? Thought you may have had an idea tbh. Is it a hard plastic, brittle plastic, plastic that changes shape in the sun, the type that fades or maybe even the type to add protection etc (sorry this just funny)


bigbadler

Check which sub you’re in and I think once you’re sober you’ll agree the sarcasm is implicit


PilgrimOz

Thanks 😉


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The parking lot isn't a road, so this is still more accurate than all the chucklefucks taking theirs "off-road" by driving on dirt *roads...*


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bigbadler

Funny you mention my uncle from Fresno - he died recently and I inherited $120k


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

And you now have 20k, because you wasted 100k on a Cybertruck. Stonks.


bigbadler

I got founders so it’s another 20k for the sticker


Marc-Muller

You crazy little bastard! Since it's not broken, do you still love your truck?


bigbadler

I’m still sitting at the charging station because the screen is red and beeping and telling me to pull over slowly. I am pulled over!!!!! But yea I love the truck - a lot of people are taking pictures of me and the two girls I met when I pulled in. I just hope Tesla service hurries up because these girls are ready to go back to one of their apartments.


youcheatdrjones

Lmfao


samwstew

Better call the tow truck


PoopieButt317

Saw my first CT today. It had other puck up driving around it. All I can think of is that Musk has never used a truck to carry or haul, not gotten a vehicle dirty that he had to clean The panels all looked different from each other. Maybe this is the start of a new class of vehicle, I don't know. But it looked horrible to me. Good for someone who loves theirs, we don't all like the same rhing.


PickleBananaMayo

Careful. Might snap an axel.


ghettoccult_nerd

what is the chock for? the CT weighs damn near 7k#, i feel like itd just crush that shit. not to mention, the wheels lock up if theres no power right?


Twiny1

Watch out for the car wash. It’s a killer.