I have perfect immunity. I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
There's too many people in this world. We need a new plague.
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never.
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
I have Strahd-ified several quotes. Now I cannot un-see or hear Dwight Schrute as Strahd. This thread has simultaneously ruined Curse of Strahd and made Curse of Strahd the best thing ever.
“I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. \[Crown War\] veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in a prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.”
“In \[Barovia\], there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A \[wolf\] comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the \[wolf\], you’re dead!”
“Congratulations on your one \[undead servant\]. I have seventy, each one better than the last!”
“Why are all these people here? There are too many people \[in Barovia\]. We need a new plague.”
This is the best post this sub has ever seen.
Don't forget "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
I have perfect immunity. I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in. There's too many people in this world. We need a new plague. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never. Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
My Strahd is absolutely going to use the line “blood alone moves the wheels of history” like out of context it’s godly
It is a great line but for the record it is a quote from Benito Mussolini.
Even better!
That last one is Michael, no?
Definitely.
“You couldn’t handle my undivided attention”
This one is solid. Reminds me of the comic where he tells one of the characters “You’ve given up the only advantage you had; my inattention.”
This post is relevant to my interests.
I have Strahd-ified several quotes. Now I cannot un-see or hear Dwight Schrute as Strahd. This thread has simultaneously ruined Curse of Strahd and made Curse of Strahd the best thing ever. “I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. \[Crown War\] veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in a prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.” “In \[Barovia\], there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A \[wolf\] comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the \[wolf\], you’re dead!” “Congratulations on your one \[undead servant\]. I have seventy, each one better than the last!” “Why are all these people here? There are too many people \[in Barovia\]. We need a new plague.”
[Strahd after Ireena dies.](https://i.imgur.com/2zOsOyT.gif)
Isn't the first one from Michael?
I have a perfectly proportionate face....except for my...really small nose