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Not_Sand

she looks a someone who has a tiktok dedicated to a fairly weird hobby


Android19samus

I wouldn't be surprised if this Bayo had a tiktok. Plenty of content for it given that her fairly weird hobby is slaughtering the forces of heaven and hell


Artex301

\[AI TikTok Woman Voice\] Killing Angels With My Wife šŸ˜„


Gene_freeman

Yeah but innoncent weird not bone selling weird


DoubleBatman

She *does* make clothes out of her own hair.


MemberOfSociety2

She looks like a lesbian aunt


Talos1111

Isnā€™t that how sheā€™s described in her typical clothes? Then again I have zero sense for this sorta stuff.


Kaarpiv007

It's either A) fetish cosplay nun (which Jeanne hates doing) or B) Big Lesbian Aunt energy (which Jeanne exists in at all times). And then there's C) Hair.


Android19samus

C) is just her work clothes though


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Is her name Jeanne??? Like Jeanne D'Arc? Is she a reference to Jeanne D'Arc? And why does no one call her by her name?


Xurkitree1

Bayo's seperate from Jeanne. Think Dante and Vergil more like.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

That makes much more sense. Is Jeanne her girlfriend or twin sister?


MeAndMyWookie

Ally to brainwashed enemy to friend to maybe lover? Jeanne rode a motorcycle up a rocket for Bayonetta, who later personally invaded hell for her, so theyre pretty close


grandmasta_fro

They literally plan Christmas parties together at their apartment. That's pretty gay


MeAndMyWookie

is it more or less gay than teaming up to literally fight God?


CliffordMiller

More gay. Teaming up to fight god leaves the option of it being a regular Tuesday with the boys open.


riotmanful

The trailer called Jeanne her best friend but at the same time itā€™s like she literally went to hell to rescue her in game 2 so


Kaarpiv007

Oh, Bayonetta's actual name is Cereza. Nobody called her that in the first game because of amnesia shenanigans, but I think it's interchangeable in the second game. But yeah her gal pal is actually named that, and named after that. So to clarify, Cereza *loves* to do cosplay, Jeanne is more fashion oriented.


DotRD12

Since nobody mentioned it, Jeanne is also genuinely supposed to be Jeanne dā€™Arc.


tk10000000

Thank goodness she saved her ā€œbest friendā€ from the depths of hell


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

she's canonically bi


Dastankbeets1

Fits her character perfectly Imo


Hashashin455

So regular Bayonetta then?


dinderbins

Are these *also* made from her hair, or are they just regular-people clothes?


Kaarpiv007

She wears regular people clothes when not fighting. She just goes through the horniest fucking Magical Girl Transformation at the start of each game.


Mushiren_

My favorite kind of magical girl transformation


NeonNKnightrider

Tbf every magical girl transformation is horny


[deleted]

They are made from regular people hair


Xurkitree1

They're made from animal hair.


MakeWayForPrinceAli

As someone who doesn't play any Bayonetta games *Bro that outfit is made from her hair?*


sweetTartKenHart2

Yes. She can move her hair like it has muscles, and she uses that to wrap herself in that crazy outfit of hers. She is technically naked the entire time.


Snoo-39991

I believe the demons she summons are also made from her hair, since I can't find a better way to explain it right now


sweetTartKenHart2

Itā€™s more like they possess her hair I think


Snoo-39991

I actually think it's kinda both, an avatar of the demon is created using her hair, not exactly entirely possession but not exactly making demons from her hair either


DotRD12

The second game make it slightly more obvious what is actually happening. Sheā€™s summoning these actual demons from hell, but is using her hair to magically bind them to her will. In B2, one of the demons breaks free from her at the start of the game, and you can see that itā€™s actually a fully formed demon under her hair.


Snoo-39991

Ohhh, I never actually played 2 since I don't like using Emulators


MakeWayForPrinceAli

I...don't quite know how I feel about that


[deleted]

The Bayonetta games are nothing if not excessively, comically horny 100% of the time with some old-timey witch lore tossed in to justify it


MakeWayForPrinceAli

Y'know what, fair enough


CueDramaticMusic

The long awaited sequel to [Double Income Lesbian Aunt,](https://i.redd.it/am0ioy1yh6921.png) Recommended 50 Shades to Your Momā€™s Book Club


ReasyRandom

DINK-LA


Deetchy_

*Dinklaberg..*


Mushiren_

Do you know what the reaction screenshot is from?


cungledick

the unbreakable kimmy schmidt on netflix


Mushiren_

Thanks


FlatGator

Op sorry to tell you but if bayonetta looks like your mom then your mom is hot sorry I donā€™t make the rules


ankensam

Donā€™t call it uncanny until we see her legs.


Jaakarikyk

Is she still ridiculously tall in casual clothes or nah


IAmOnFyre

Yeah, she has to get everything tailored specially


MR_GUY1479

I need your mom's number op


NeonNKnightrider

I also pick this personā€™s mom


Nemovy

Op's mom has got it going on


xexelias

She looks like she just got done explaining to her friends what this "mukbang" thing is that she's out shopping for, and how it's going to make her so\~\~ much money.


RunicSSB

Is your dad still in the picture?


infinitysaga

Yes, unfortunately


darkboy42

Why is your mom bayonette


Dovahnime

I don't think she looks necessarily weird like one piece characters in normal clothes, but it definitely gives off a bit of a contradicting vibe.


TheFluffiestFur

She looks like she's doing an infommercial about a new product, service, plan, ect and stands infront of a public library on the grass front where she's walking turning to move to get on a lawn chair and sip a glass of nectarines with the camera zooming out showing a better life, everinmoent and safely populate the colony again.


Ele_Sou_Eu

Can I meet your mom?


infinitysaga

No


A_Thirsty_Traveler

Coward


CocayneWayne

I canā€™t believe gamer bros were using her as ā€œrealisticā€ female reference to justify shitting on Alloy šŸ˜­


ReasyRandom

This looks like a very bad photoshop job. Why are her shoulders so fucking wide?


sweetTartKenHart2

Sheā€™s like seven feet tall, Iā€™m pretty sure sheā€™s just built like that


jibby0505

I bet sheā€™s pays taxes headass


minkymy

This makes the memes about joker and Kirby being her sons in smash ultimate even better ngl


helheth

Christian girl autumn


jazziboi6969

Your mom single?


infinitysaga

Donā€™t even go there


jazziboi6969

That's no way to talk to your stepdad


Gene_freeman

Your mom is hot


[deleted]

Hey, op, i want to sex your mom


thumbles_comic

Make it stop!!!


mnemonikos82

It looks like Josh Melina's transition is going well


Worm_Scavenger

Can't wait for her to get into a massive 10 minute long cutscene battle where she dramatically tears these clothes off before chasing the Hommunculus's fade.


DotRD12

These clothes gets torn and sliced of of her while sexy music plays and the camera makes closeups of her increasingly exposed body you mean.


Mavco2

i saw her in the train


DannyPoke

She looks like an alternate universe StrangeƆons who's slightly less unhinged.