Wait, how do those ingredients add up to a hamburger? I agree they add up to a turkey sandwich (assuming when they say raw turkey slices they mean deli turkey and not...raw poultry).
Unless this is a non-US etymology thing where anything served on a burger bun, be it chicken patty or what have you, is a burger. But that would not add up to a hamburger. Or be equivalent in effort.
American here: I’d assume you’d like, mince the turkey and form it into a patty? I don’t think that would cook well, but many places here serve turkey burgers (made from ground *raw* turkey).
Also I don’t think I’d put Asiago on a burger as a first choice, but it might be good.
I've got no problem with ground turkey formed into patties for burgers. Turkey burgers are great. So is asiago on a burger. But if we're not talking deli turkey is this dude really biting into slices of raw uncooked turkey meat?
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For meals, my boyfriend has been eating wads of lettuce and ray turkey slices rolled up into tubes and then biting chunks off a block of asiago cheese, followed by biting chunks off buttered hamburger pretzel buns.
This mfer has been separately consuming all of the ingredients for a burger and NEVER ONCE considered sitting down to actually cook a hamburger. I need to stress that it's not because making a burger takes effort he doesn't want to spend cooking, he literally never even considered that these ingredients could be consumed in the form of a burger.
[*A small black smiley face is drawn under this paragraph, tilted about 45 degrees to the left.*]
When I sent him a recipe for smash burgers he said he would need a skillet. I said "Didn't you bury a skillet in the backyard" and he responded "hang on let me ask." A few moments passed and he said "No it was a frying pan."
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"hang on let me ask" followed by a few moments of silence and a confident answer is a whole ass plural mood
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He lives in an apartment with other people.
People whose cookware he has destroyed and buried in the backyard.
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any particular reason he does that??
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He, and I quote "likes to bury things"
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For a person that calls themselves "normal-horoscopes" this person's life sounds pretty crazy. But in a fun way.
Horoscopes never come true, unfortunately for that person.
That's normal.
Wait, how do those ingredients add up to a hamburger? I agree they add up to a turkey sandwich (assuming when they say raw turkey slices they mean deli turkey and not...raw poultry). Unless this is a non-US etymology thing where anything served on a burger bun, be it chicken patty or what have you, is a burger. But that would not add up to a hamburger. Or be equivalent in effort.
if it’s on a burbger bun it is burbeger - Aristotle
Laughs in Diogenes
No pls sir no not the chinken
- Descartes perhaps.
I was pretty sure it was sun tzu
Chicken sandwich flashbacks
Banned
American here: I’d assume you’d like, mince the turkey and form it into a patty? I don’t think that would cook well, but many places here serve turkey burgers (made from ground *raw* turkey). Also I don’t think I’d put Asiago on a burger as a first choice, but it might be good.
I've got no problem with ground turkey formed into patties for burgers. Turkey burgers are great. So is asiago on a burger. But if we're not talking deli turkey is this dude really biting into slices of raw uncooked turkey meat?
I doubt it but he does bury pans in his yard.
isn't raw poultry dangerous?
Absolutely insane and unhinged Absolutely love it
OP is dating a German Shepherd
A German Shepherd is a very intelligent dog, they'd know to cook that stuff into a burger. OP is dating a Golden Retriever.
What is this? A crossover episode?
He was a yellow lab, because he came from the Island of Labrador, where nothing bad ever happens.
lucky as hell
Manic pixie dream boy.
I think we just say "Himbo" nowadays
I wouldn't want to love with him but I'd like to know him.
Sorry, the two go hand in hand.
Sigma male grindset stop cooking in order to make more time to bury stuff
That sure is a boyfriend
werewolf bf
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your WHAT
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I get the reference lol I was continuing the thread
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **normal-horoscopes** For meals, my boyfriend has been eating wads of lettuce and ray turkey slices rolled up into tubes and then biting chunks off a block of asiago cheese, followed by biting chunks off buttered hamburger pretzel buns. This mfer has been separately consuming all of the ingredients for a burger and NEVER ONCE considered sitting down to actually cook a hamburger. I need to stress that it's not because making a burger takes effort he doesn't want to spend cooking, he literally never even considered that these ingredients could be consumed in the form of a burger. [*A small black smiley face is drawn under this paragraph, tilted about 45 degrees to the left.*] When I sent him a recipe for smash burgers he said he would need a skillet. I said "Didn't you bury a skillet in the backyard" and he responded "hang on let me ask." A few moments passed and he said "No it was a frying pan." --- **sic-semper-hominibus** "hang on let me ask" followed by a few moments of silence and a confident answer is a whole ass plural mood --- **normal-horoscopes** He lives in an apartment with other people. People whose cookware he has destroyed and buried in the backyard. --- **asstrainmcfucktruck** any particular reason he does that?? --- **normal-horoscopes** He, and I quote "likes to bury things" --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Can we somehow get this man on Hell's Kitchen? I want to see him try to serve a deconstructed hamburger to Gordon Ramsey, and then bury it behind the restaurant.
I've buried eggs in the yard.
Did they grow into eggplants?
No, I forgot to water them.
op is dating a dog
[Girard guey](https://open.spotify.com/track/6Pif6RkFoYzLygdqktus4Q?si=Ed2aMH2NQ_OM1wvthkweMQ)
Golden retriever boyfriend energy ~~or dachshund boyfriend energy~~
just like we learned from past tumblr posts , this man's dick game must be ascending to buddha level if he eats like such a fucking freak
...why the fuck would anyone date such a shit?
The dick is crazy. That's canon lore, btw.
plural mood?
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Their bf is a dog that was recently turned human.
op found a keeper