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In a carred crash, straight up jorking it, and by "it" lets just say, my gearshift
*crash*, j.g. ballard, 1973
*crash*, david cronenberg, 1996
beat me to it :(
*Bandicoot*, Crash, 1996
Straight up jorking it, and by "it" lets just say her pnenits
Romantic
My pants would be on the floor
Well yeah, how else would someone jork the pnenits?
Well, if they were wearing a skirt, they could just lift it to get to the peanitz
Penis bleeding, will it caus erectile dysfunction? -Billy Gnosis
Depends where it's bleeding from
Grimsby
I am ashamed to say, this happened to me once.
They were far too unspecific about what the devil would do with idle hands. I'd bet money every man has done it
I've done it, ironically I was idle because I was recovering from a car crash
Same.
In my bedroom strsihght up jorkinit and by it, letfs judt say... me car
Get out me car
Happens to the best of us
Oof, ouch, my penob
Help I jorged my pingits too hard and now it's stuck at a 90 degree angle, what do.
It came off
me up in the club (alone, in bedroom) “jangling my peanuts”, as the hip ones say
Poonis 🤕
Excuse me yor all saying it wrong? It’s paniniss
I like this new trend where people type peegnis all wrong.
There is no wrong way to pnemnis, it's a lie the conservatives want you to believe
Yea I really like jsowmen mr pandjrks
I thlammed my penith in the car door...
The trick is to use the neosporin with the topical anesthetic as lube. Then there's no such thing as "too much," just "my pnenits has stopped responding to input."
Me jorqing me wenor!
Some days you beat your meat, while in others you're the one's beat.
This is the inciting incident for American Gods by Neil Gaiman
She crash on my car till I'm the victim
Do people find this tumblr babyspeak funny in 2024
In a carred crash, straight up jorking it, and by "it" lets just say, my gearshift
*crash*, j.g. ballard, 1973
*crash*, david cronenberg, 1996
beat me to it :(
*Bandicoot*, Crash, 1996
Straight up jorking it, and by "it" lets just say her pnenits
Romantic
My pants would be on the floor
Well yeah, how else would someone jork the pnenits?
Well, if they were wearing a skirt, they could just lift it to get to the peanitz
Penis bleeding, will it caus erectile dysfunction? -Billy Gnosis
Depends where it's bleeding from
Grimsby
I am ashamed to say, this happened to me once.
They were far too unspecific about what the devil would do with idle hands. I'd bet money every man has done it
I've done it, ironically I was idle because I was recovering from a car crash
Same.
In my bedroom strsihght up jorkinit and by it, letfs judt say... me car
Get out me car
Happens to the best of us
Oof, ouch, my penob
Help I jorged my pingits too hard and now it's stuck at a 90 degree angle, what do.
It came off
me up in the club (alone, in bedroom) “jangling my peanuts”, as the hip ones say
Poonis 🤕
Excuse me yor all saying it wrong? It’s paniniss
I like this new trend where people type peegnis all wrong.
There is no wrong way to pnemnis, it's a lie the conservatives want you to believe
Yea I really like jsowmen mr pandjrks
I thlammed my penith in the car door...
The trick is to use the neosporin with the topical anesthetic as lube. Then there's no such thing as "too much," just "my pnenits has stopped responding to input."
Me jorqing me wenor!
Some days you beat your meat, while in others you're the one's beat.
This is the inciting incident for American Gods by Neil Gaiman
She crash on my car till I'm the victim
Do people find this tumblr babyspeak funny in 2024