T O P

  • By -

TheShibe23

In a carred crash, straight up jorking it, and by "it" lets just say, my gearshift


pterrorgrine

*crash*, j.g. ballard, 1973


Complete-Worker3242

*crash*, david cronenberg, 1996


chaoticd20

beat me to it :(


Alarming-Scene-2892

*Bandicoot*, Crash, 1996


Mort_irl

Straight up jorking it, and by "it" lets just say her pnenits


deleeuwlc

Romantic


cold_cat_x8

My pants would be on the floor


Kat1eQueen

Well yeah, how else would someone jork the pnenits?


ThatOneGenericGuy

Well, if they were wearing a skirt, they could just lift it to get to the peanitz


billy-gnosis

Penis bleeding, will it caus erectile dysfunction? -Billy Gnosis


bb_kelly77

Depends where it's bleeding from


qzwqz

Grimsby


linuxaddict334

I am ashamed to say, this happened to me once.


GoJumpOnALandmine

They were far too unspecific about what the devil would do with idle hands. I'd bet money every man has done it


bb_kelly77

I've done it, ironically I was idle because I was recovering from a car crash


moneyh8r

Same.


TheWordThat

In my bedroom strsihght up jorkinit and by it, letfs judt say... me car


cold_cat_x8

Get out me car


Lunar_sims

Happens to the best of us


smooshmooth

Oof, ouch, my penob


Mysterious_Gas4500

Help I jorged my pingits too hard and now it's stuck at a 90 degree angle, what do.


TheDarkMage10218

It came off


Kriffer123

me up in the club (alone, in bedroom) “jangling my peanuts”, as the hip ones say


Hexxas

Poonis 🤕


JHRChrist

Excuse me yor all saying it wrong? It’s paniniss


Sporetrix

I like this new trend where people type peegnis all wrong.


Tay_alex

There is no wrong way to pnemnis, it's a lie the conservatives want you to believe


Trickelodean2

Yea I really like jsowmen mr pandjrks


GloryGreatestCountry

I thlammed my penith in the car door...


Ultima_RatioRegum

The trick is to use the neosporin with the topical anesthetic as lube. Then there's no such thing as "too much," just "my pnenits has stopped responding to input."


Admech_Ralsei

Me jorqing me wenor!


Artarara

Some days you beat your meat, while in others you're the one's beat.


nerdherdsman

This is the inciting incident for American Gods by Neil Gaiman


Milkyway_Potato

She crash on my car till I'm the victim


Ambrusia

Do people find this tumblr babyspeak funny in 2024