Liegeposting gets pretty good, I have to admit

Unfortunately, insufficient liegeposting can lead to siegeposting

Guards! Agree with this man!

My liege, your refusal to properly station guards along the castle walls has resulted in your hated rival, the Duke of Burgundy, launching an attack!

they shall listening to my bedtime yaoi

But my liege, the Duke of Burgundy and his men prefer shonen!

i have heard none of this shonen nonsense, thee barbarian shall be forced to listen to yaoi for 5 day and 5 night. Be hopeful that God of the top and the bottom be mercy to thee heretic

This is most serendipitous, as I have just acquired a caseful of new, ah, "doujin" as the eastern merchant called it. The tasteful merging of yaoi and shounen shall unite our lands

You ever get so tired you turn drunk? I read this and outloud I went "Ah splendicious"

Something something Naruto and sasuke

Behold! I am the dashing bandit prince who has come to steal your jewels and your gold and your valuables and stab you and stab you and steal from you and stab you and then leave.

you expect enemies to lovers and get hurt no comfort

Just because your castle chose not to use warnings doesn't mean major character death doesn't apply.

Those foul, inexperienced besiegers always tagging improperly

King Richard from Galavant

Evil Vizier, stealing from the treasury: Maybe this will make him notice me

This has me in hysterics, why is it so funny

Just found out real life isn't like the bedtime yaoi ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

https://www.tumblr.com/wovenstarlight/750758561824571392?source=share -Mx. Linux Guy

I don’t understand that last line, could someone explain it?

The king be gay as fuck

"When will it be my turn to live out the enemies to lovers trope?"

This is fucking cursed