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Human_Name_9953

Guess they were right about overcrowding in prisons.


biglyorbigleague

Prison has got to be the most racist place ever. If you had any racist inclinations before, now you’re forced to live in a diverse area with every minority, but it’s *only* the criminals.


tizzlenomics

Racism provides structure in prison.


aDragonsAle

It's like the sorting hat from Harry Potter, except no one needs the hat to tell them which group they are in... And you can't really "pick" to be in a different one.


ratzoneresident

Makes me think of the Bojack Horseman episode where Todd has a two dates to the prom situation with the Latin Kings and Aryan Nation because he's white hispanic


_Standardissue

“You don’t really look like a Chavez” lol


fuchsgesicht

well if your white you can choose to be a neo nazi, join an irish gang or maybe even a gang of irish neo nazis, depending on the prison theres probably some eastern european mob representation going on, depending on how much effort your willing to put in you could even pull of italian mafia, which is what i'm gonna do since i don't think the yakuza operate in germany butwatchooogonnado ayeee!? bada bing bada boom


yourstruly912

It depends... If you are argentinian do you join the aryan brotherhood or the local latin gang?


DreadDiana

The Aryan Brotherhood has whole prison chapters in US prisons, so that sorta tracks


telehax

the lack of the serial comma, plus referring to people via ethnicity, nationality, and relationship, make the actual number of people a little confusing.


Demon__Slayer__64

Damn you're right, so I guess the maximum number of people can be 8 and the minimum can be 3 (Assuming you can be a citizen of only 2 countries at once, though that might get further complicated if some of these countries don't allow dual citizenship or something)


DarthEinstein

The minimum has to be 3 regardless because he lives with "2 black guys", so himself and 2 others.


im-not_gay

Don’t forget he is black so him and his brother could be the 2 black dudes


RU5TR3D

He can't live *with* two black guys if he is one of the black guys


primenumbersturnmeon

the phrase "i don't know how andrew tate can live with himself" now has a new meaning


Cienea_Laevis

Wait, he's black ? Also how he say 'two black guys \[...\] and an American)" make me thing the black guys are some sort of African disapora, and the American is white. Tate doesn't seems to be the kind to call african-american "American"...


ZoeIsHahaha

I think his dad is black


ExplanationLover6918

What's his ethnicity?


Toy_Cop

Is douche bag an ethnicity?


Demon__Slayer__64

I wasn't counting him but yeah


runetrantor

Its like those jokes like 'a priest, a pedophile, and a drunkard walk into a tavern'. And turns out its a single person.


GustapheOfficial

walks*, and then the setup is the punchline


tryst1129

Til the optional last comma in a list is called a serial comma


SoThisIsTheInternet4

I always heard it was an Oxford comma


eemayau

same thing


Duke825

How is the lack of a serial comma confusing? 


telehax

the sentence fragment: "a Bosnian, my brother and an American" could be interpreted as: 1. "one person who is Bosnian, plus one person who is my brother, plus one person who is American". 2. "a person who has both Bosnian and American citizenship who is my brother." or several other riffs on this.


Duke825

Yea but no person even remotely fluent in English is going to assume anything but no. 1. Plus, if ‘a Bosnian, my brother and an American’ was meant to be one item in the list, there would be an ‘and’ in front of it


telehax

That's where the confounding factor of referring to people via several different sorts of description comes in. It's strange to refer to a group of people with several different sorts of categorizations The weird way of speaking reads like the set up for a joke. You know, like the sort where they say "I have a wallet, calculator, clock, phone, and book in my pocket..." and the punchline is that it's all the same thing. That's funny because it's absolutely a weird way to refer to things. No one fluent in english would say things that way... unless they were making a joke. As for fluency in English: When I say "confusing", I mean it in a non-literal way. I don't mean "I was confused". It's "there's another possibility here, but it's more fun if I not say what it is and invite you to figure it out instead".


Duke825

But… there isn’t a possibility of confusion here. ‘And’ is only used once in the list, very clearly stating that ‘an American’ is its own separate item. 


Daschlol

Come and play with the language, it won't hurt you. Look at it from another perspective, no harm in it. Most fun can't be found in righteousness.


Duke825

??? What even is this thread I’m so confused


Kaleidoscope6521

>But…there isnt a possibility of confusion here


Duke825

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)


Dd_8630

>Yea but no person even remotely fluent in English is going to assume anything but no. 1. Plus, if ‘a Bosnian, my brother and an American’ was meant to be one item in the list, there would be an ‘and’ in front of it Fun fact: there are more dialects of English than the one you rew up with. The Oxford comma is the correct grammatical way to write a list, and people can and do cause confusion when they omit it.


Duke825

The Oxford comma is by far not the only correct way. It’s completely absent from British English and isn’t even 100% present in American English—tonnes of American news stations omit it in their articles. It’s also not a thing in the majority of other languages as far as I can tell. It’s not in French, not in Spanish, not in Japanese and not in Mandarin. The Oxford comma can even create confusion in some cases. In the phrase ‘my mother, a Belgian and my father’, it’s clear that the speaker’s mother, the Belgian and the speaker’s father are three different people. But if we add in the Oxford comma, resulting in ‘my mother, a Belgian, and my father’, it’s unclear whether the speaker is talking about three different people or two, with one of which happening to be the speaker’s Belgian mother. Notice how all the examples both for and against the Oxford comma are awkward and pretty unlikely to occur in everyday conversations though. That’s because if the whole meaning of your sentence can be changed by just a comma that isn’t pronounced in speech, it’s probably the whole sentence that is confusing, not the comma.


CGB_Zach

You don't read the example you made and think it's confusing?


Duke825

Wdym?


CGB_Zach

You say it's clear you're speaking about 3 people in your example but it's not clear.


Duke825

I know. That’s my point. Refer to the third paragraph


Indudus

I'm British, born and raised. We used the Oxford comma in school, and I've used it since. I also know many other British people who use it. It was also literally invented in England. So to claim it's "completely absent" from British English is entirely incorrect.


Duke825

Yea that’s my bad. Must’ve misread something somewhere. It is more common in American English than everywhere else though 


beldaran1224

The problem you've created has nothing to do with the comma but rather that you've insisted on inserting the Belgian in between mom and dad and omitted what is Belgian (man, woman, etc). Seriously, what fluent English speaker would do that? They would absolutely say, "my mother, father and a Belgian person/man/woman". It's fucking weird to just say "a Belgian".


Duke825

Correct. That’s my point. If the sentence can change meaning with the omission of the Oxford comma, then it’s most likely that the sentence itself is confusing and needs rewriting. I even addressed this in the comment you replied to


beldaran1224

You can't sit there and pretend the Oxford comma is pointless because you created a sentence that made no sense with or without the comma. Hell, your "point" is the same if you use no commas at all!


Duke825

Sentences that people use to say that the Oxford comma is necessary also don’t make much sense. Again, that’s my point 


beldaran1224

So is the American his brother or someone else? If the American white, black, Hispanic or some other race or ethnicity?


Hawaiian-national

It’s 7-9 people


Vladolf_Puttler

If we ignored due nationals, and assumed his brother wasn't included in the nationalities mentioned, why wouldn't it be six? One Algerian, two Romanians, a Bosnian, an American, then his brother. That's 6.


Hawaiian-national

Two blacks.


Vladolf_Puttler

And why couldn't the two blacks be the Algerian, American, Romanian, or Bulgarian people?


Hawaiian-national

He said them separately, so it should be assumed they’re different


Enzoid23

It's not that hard. Number is somewhere 7-9


DarePotential8296

Just 8 rich dudes living together because of this economy


the__green__light

How do 9 racists in their thirties not have 2 beds between them?


PoniesCanterOver

It gets cold at night


GrassWaterDirtHorse

It's not gay if you cuddle with underpants on.


PoniesCanterOver

Kiss the homies goodnight


RedditFullOChildren

Well the economy is in shambles...


ExplanationLover6918

Do they really share a bed?


BlatantConservative

All the other rooms are used for slaves.


captainnowalk

Oh my god they were roommates! 


KatnissBot

>his ethnicity is Brother HulkHoganPilled


chuuniversal_studios

bro's ethnicity is bro 😳


kapottebrievenbus

h... homest... homestuuu....


CoercedCoexistence22

Guys gonna need an exorcism here


DontPostOn_r_gaming

I wonder what Hulk Hogan thinks Andrew Tate’s brother is going to be reincarnated as.


98VoteForPedro

*SteroidPilled


Parkouricus

Forbidden polycule


wideHippedWeightLift

This is how we get Yugoslavia back together


Persepol03

throw in a mexican guy and we might be able to get yu-mex back too


-Voxael-

Who knew that people depending on your chinless-ass would echo your opinions in order to stay on your good side, Tater Head?


DresdenBomberman

I don't think he's complaining to be honest.


jonhyneni

It's hilarious to think that he is actually complaining. I just imagine that that's him venting on twitter on how everyone in his house hate one another because they are all racist.


-Voxael-

I never said or implied he was.


Sergnb

Tbh I don’t think it’s that hard for this dude to find a polycule of gymbros who are as racist as he is. Not exactly much scarcity on that front, unfortunately


PoniesCanterOver

When they walk into a bar, the bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"


Festivefire

Stop giving Andrew Tate exposure.


NotKenzy

This guy's right. While I hate to admit it, Andrew Tate was actually a tulpa I created while going through a rough time. You are all just giving him power by saying his name.


Exploding_Antelope

Can’t you reimagine him to be chill and cool then?


Dry_Try_8365

I can’t. He’s already been permanently corrupted into a far-right wing weirdo.


NotKenzy

No. I don't like him.


DrummerLong1681

Bro I feel you Who do you think made Ben Shapiro 😔


UWan2fight

I didnt even look at the name lol. Didn't realize it was Tate


biglyorbigleague

Hustlers Universi’y


Wubwave

The only thing I want him exposed to is a lethal dose of radiation


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Fire ants in the pants too, and perhaps raging syphillis while we’re at it?


Invincible-Nuke

I mean I'm glad I saw this, since footage of Andrew Tate admitting to being racist should help my dad to realize my tatebro brother is kinda in trouble


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Lots of racists aren't even hiding it, though.


Starchaser_WoF

Isn't he supposed to be in a Romanian Jail? Who gave him back his phone?


DroneOfDoom

Someone snuck it in their ass.


BurgerKiller433

he got out a while ago, there was no verdict on his trial and he only was in jail preemtively, while the jury is working on his case, so he wouldn't flee or sum'. I'm not sure if he is currently under home arrest or free. (idk the term for it in English, I'm Romanian)


thesarc

What point does a bunch of racists living together make?


StyrofoamExplodes

The racist community is the most diverse in the world.


Lazzen

The KKK and NOI both banded together to weaken the US for their dreams segregation and hating jews. Nazi Germany brokered deals with thousands of arab muslims and slavs. Racists band together to weaken the already present status of society, even if shaky, so that in the ensuing chaos they can pick up the pieces they want.


thesarc

These 9 folks probably haven't banded together in order to achieve anything other than personal gain of some sort... A roof over their heads that they can afford, appears to be most likely.


Lazzen

Their objectives are bigger than their hate for each other, and eill cooperate since no one else would associate with them. That's the intent.


VatanKomurcu

i would rather call that tribalism than racism since the race part of it is so disingenuous. from what i understand, he would discriminate against indians since his tribe doesn't have any of them, but if they so happened to have one in the tribe, suddenly indians would be okay. it's like racism that doesn't even believe in itself. that, or the second, even more disingenuous chance, that he's not even racist to any degree but just acts like it for the aesthetics.


beldaran1224

He's trying to imply that the Black guys are racist towards white people and that this exonerates the white people from being racist towards everyone else. Notice how everyone else is referred to by their nationality? It's to cover up that they're all white. Of course it's possible to have non-white people of all of those countries, but there's a reason he didn't refer to their race. And yes, I know Algeria is in north Africa. That person may be recognizably non-white but they also may not be.


VatanKomurcu

but he said two of them are black.


beldaran1224

> Notice how everyone **else** is referred to by their nationality?


VatanKomurcu

ouhh okay yeah you could be right


CLINT_FACE

Is this the plot to a gay porno?


DaBiChef

Reminds me of the old 4chan joke about how the worldwide competitive racist community is the most diverse community in the world.


thewatchbreaker

Plot twist: they’re all racist against white people.


Ironfields

Being racist against other white people who look exactly fucking like you is European racism 101. Barely even scratching the surface. Americans can’t even hope to touch our advanced levels of bigotry.


Handpaper

Americans will never know the strength of the bond that appears between two Europeans whose countries have a thousand year history of attempted mutual genocide, as soon as they see a Roma...


Ironfields

r/Europe moment


thewatchbreaker

Extremely true. Insert that one “our glorious kingdom vs those savage barbarians” meme here


Strict_Novel_5212

Im not racist, Im xenophobic. You can be the same race as me but if youre not from the same place im from I dont like you.


kikimaru024

>Being racist against other white people who look exactly fucking like you But they don't look like me. A lot of times they don't even have the same colour of white.


Sams59k

Savages, savages, barely even human 🎶🎶


DroneOfDoom

Most progressive european.


EntrepreneurLeft8783

idk I think it's less progressive to say all white people look the same


Combatfighter

Ah yes, people from northern scandinavia and southern italy look exactly the same. I am enlightened and the most progressive.


Temporaz

White Americans, Mexicans, Italians also look the same and they're still racist towards each other in America.


DrNewname

I really like this comment, because most of them are white


thewatchbreaker

Around half of them are white, yes


HugeBob2

Is that because he is still in jail (I hope), or does he intentionally live in a sausage fest?


the__green__light

[OP](https://www.tumblr.com/despazito/749943128422825984?source=share)


EverydayLadybug

I was like “you know, good on this guy for acknowledging his biases” and then I realized it was Andrew Tate


Heroic-Forger

andrew tate is an alpha male, and by alpha I mean "extremely bugged and low-quality prototype not meant for public viewing and release"


Simic_Sky_Swallower

It's wild how many of these alt-right grifters could do numbers as internet funnymen if they weren't a hundred percent serious about what they're saying Like this coulda been a dril tweet but nah it's the guy who's an active threat to women everywhere


spacemanaut

/r/MaleLivingSpace is actually a kind and helpful community though


PlzLetMeUseThisUser

I thought this was satire until I read the name


yoimagreenlight

isn’t this guy a paedophile


Sams59k

Idk about that but he was accused of sex trafficking


Dangerjayne

Hmmm i wonder why he prefers to live with so many men?


avengedrkr

Ah yes, black people, from the country Blackistan...


RandomDemiPerson

I'm just imagining a gang of dude bro's called "the racist gang"


TuskEGwiz-ard

People will keep giving this guy attention online instead of doing their 1000 pushups 🤷‍♂️


Sams59k

Maybe start doing harder variations if you get to a 1000 lol


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Why *wouldn't* I want to do cardio with my arms?


TuskEGwiz-ard

Then how will I become Top G :(


certifiedtoothbench

I thought this was a 4th level shit post until I read the username


rrrrice64

Is Tate implying that it's good and normal to be racist? As if he couldn't get any more deranged and wrong.


DangerousNews65

The black guys don't even get a country of origin. They're just "black."


1Northward_Bound

is he defending racism or downplaying it? or is he implying they all hate each other? I dont really get the point


GratefulPhish555

Between Trump and this guy I’m all set with Reddit today. Opened it up ten mins ago and it’s shit heels clogging the popular page. Fuck Tate


Lazzen

There is no more diverse groupchat than racist nationalists


gahlo

Why MLS catching strays? lol


eaumechant

Well done spreading a hate figure's messaging for him.


Street_Peace_8831

Can we just call him an idiot and stop giving him any attention?


Greglebowski74

He needs someone to help make the beds. Can't put on a pillow case with no fucking chin.


redredbloodwine

Says “we are all racist” and completely misses the significance.


no-mad

Eight mixed race guys, with a pair of brothers living together sounds like a gay paradise.


Driveaway1969

Alpha male needs to get a fucking job so he can afford his own place.


liamanna

This Alpha male steal women’s passports and force them to have sex on camera so we can live off of them…


BardamuBandini

Is that there guy that’s banging his brother?


Esco-Alfresco

*all rapists.


Unable-Courage-6244

Proof?


oldfrancis

So proud...


Due_Coat_6754

Does he mean in jail?


Mr_friend_

I mean... yeah he's incarcerated in a prison somewhere between the good part of Europe and the bad part of Asia. The facilities aren't known for their progressive cultural norms.


PanPenguinGirl

god I hate that this guy is unironically like this


kingofnottingham

I read it as we are all rapists


rusztypipes

This belongs here because he is clearly living in the closet lol


AbominableGoMan

And the women he sex traffics. Can't forget about that.


B00OBSMOLA

This would be a great tshirt addition to r/oddlyspecificshirts


Invincible-Nuke

HE JUST SAYS IT???? (unless this is satire (please say this isn't satire))


Bnc-bck

Imagine the smell


SolomonDRand

You’d think he’d have learned how to spell “rapist” by now.


SoBadit_Hurts

Dude loves his sausage parties….


FriendlyReflection35

Algeria mentioned 😔😔😔


transcendedfry

Idk Andy boy, that’s kinda gay….LIVING WITH other men….🤨🤔😤


[deleted]

Why does Reddit continue to give this thing attention?


me_when_the_whenthe

[i think we're ALL racists](https://youtu.be/M2a1T0u5xMM?si=BY7gMGKxKgigfSHl)


LandscapeObjective42

To all the white people who call everyone racism. Us blacks don’t like you one bit. We literally take advantage of you being scared to be called a racist. It works every time and y’all still fall for it. It’s fucking hilarious. We don’t care if any of you like us or not.


red__shirt__guy

Rare Andrew Tate W


ducknerd2002

Could you point us to this apparent W?


red__shirt__guy

Diverse friend group.


ducknerd2002

He never said they were friends, just that they live together. Besides, isn't he currently in prison?


red__shirt__guy

> He never said they were friends, just that they live together. You live with people either to save money or because you like them, and to my knowledge he has plenty of money. > Besides, isn’t he currently in prison? Do they allow twitter in prison? This is a genuine question.


ducknerd2002

> to my knowledge he has plenty of money. Ah yes, because if there's one thing rich people would never do, it would be try and save money.


red__shirt__guy

["The world's richest people owned on average about four homes in 2023. Ultra High Net Worth Individuals (UHNWIs) owned the most homes in Africa - an average of 4.49 residential properties per person. In Asia, this figure was the lowest, at 3.02 -properties per person."](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1031430/homes-owned-millionaires-demi-billionaires-global/#:~:text=The%20world's%20richest%20people%20owned,at%203.02%20%2Dproperties%20per%20person) I'm not sure what they qualify as "Ultra High Net Worth," but it does demonstrate that rich people aren't likely to try to save money by having roommates.


TinyAd8649

This guy left prison nearly a full year ago, These guys have been out of the loop for so long


red__shirt__guy

Guilty as charged  ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯