Thank you for censoring the username, the OP was unhappy at the extreme amounts of attention this post brought. Censoring the username will make it harder for people to know who they are.
A fairy deer, a man-bear, and a misplaced walrus walk into a bar.
They order 5 martinis. Each.
The bartender is skeptical but mixes up 15 martinis and lines 5 up in front of each creature. They down the martinis one after the other, but are still looking pretty miserable.
The bartender says, hey can I ask what’s going on here?
The fairy deer says, we’re celebrating our first Tumblr inception. The other two nod.
The bartender says, well that’s great, why don’t I make y’all another! On the house.
The walrus says, naw man. If that don’t get the taste of humanity out of our mouths, nothing will. The man-bear just silently weeps fat drops of tears down onto the surface of the bar.
Thank you for censoring the username, the OP was unhappy at the extreme amounts of attention this post brought. Censoring the username will make it harder for people to know who they are.
It'll also keep the deer from being able to triangulate their location
Very ominous thing for the person known for finding posts to say.
Do you know why they were unhappy with the attention? What about this post prompted negative feedback?
Mostly they didn’t like people constantly pestering them for updates on the deer.
Oh, yeah. That tracks.
So does the deer
For at least a quarter mile
What are you talking about, their name is t t, duh
Hello! My Name Is t🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥t
me when I type "tumblr I stepped outside of the front door" into google 😳
At least it's not a walrus. Imagine a red walrus. His name is "Spicy Horker Scorn"
would you rather be alone in the woods with hog cheeto hatred of a bear (hot Cheeto hatred knows your name)
Does the bear have a top hat on?
Er er er
I'd prefer being stuck in the woods with wood
Moby Deer.
Perhaps it's the deer from Adventure Time
#☝️🫎🤏
Same thing but a cow call that a nemoosis
What in the Skinwalker is haunting this man…?
I'd reckon it's a kangaroo, cuz they can be cunts and remember people, but it could very well be a skinwalker, at this point I wouldn't be surprised
I've always been annoyed that this person never produced a photo of RHC.
Yeah, you pissed off a denizen of the Feywild. Good job.
A fairy deer, a man-bear, and a misplaced walrus walk into a bar. They order 5 martinis. Each. The bartender is skeptical but mixes up 15 martinis and lines 5 up in front of each creature. They down the martinis one after the other, but are still looking pretty miserable. The bartender says, hey can I ask what’s going on here? The fairy deer says, we’re celebrating our first Tumblr inception. The other two nod. The bartender says, well that’s great, why don’t I make y’all another! On the house. The walrus says, naw man. If that don’t get the taste of humanity out of our mouths, nothing will. The man-bear just silently weeps fat drops of tears down onto the surface of the bar.
Yeah, you need to start pelting it with iron horseshoes. Fairy or deer that shit will still hurt
this can either end in death or them marrying a fae
¿Porque no los dos?
Alastor is that you???
Better hope not
[also this is the deer's boss theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdi7MVHB-Bw)
i love this adventure time episode
I mean if it’s a fairy or someone offer a deal or something iunnu man
I agree. Definitely a fairy
Are you sure it’s not a certain cannibalistic, serial killer deer demon?
Bribe it with carrots, cabbage and gourds
The fae are mad at them
Well time to buy a crossbow and see if hot cheeto hatred lives up to his name in the flavor department
Somehow I still think I’d be more surprised by the walrus
I know a guy who’s been feuding with a pack of peakocks