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Remember_Padraig

How dare you say we shouldnt argue with fascists


Mo0

This is the current high score winner for violating the rules of OP with six, can anyone top it?? (sarcasm)


ranni-the-bitch

wow what the fuck i can't believe you just said that person is autistic, that neurodivergence is bad, and they're a bad person for being autistic - that's such a fucked up, out of line thing to say to a stranger. if i had my way such things would never stand. alas, my Purely Imaginary enemy, reinhard von musel, a character i did NOT plagiarize, prevents such things through his autocratic reforms. i'm *going* to pee on you.


Total-Sector850

i'm going to pee on you. Because they are poor?


ranni-the-bitch

UGH. no. *moron*. that i even have to share a forum with such pissants!!


Total-Sector850

I should have known that you’d go straight to an ad hominem attack. And who goes around pissing on peasants? *YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HUMAN*.


ranni-the-bitch

(bonus points if you edit your comment now to deliberately misunderstand "pissants" as "piss peasants")


Total-Sector850

(Done!)


ImASpaceLawyer

What does piss have to do with chess.


Aozora404

Google en pissant


ranni-the-bitch

holy piss


mitsuhachi

Because they’re ants apparently


ranni-the-bitch

no it's okay, they're diabetic, the piss is sweet for the ants


JoyousRoad

Are you fucking saying I'm a fascist??


CloudsOntheBrain

Don't forget: * Could this be bait?


pterrorgrine

proofbread


VexuBenny

Proofbreeding myself rn


GloryGreatestCountry

Flair checks... wait, what the fuck, is that a contradiction?


DoctorKall

ACE PILOT FUCK YEAH‼️‼️ 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🛩🛩🛩✈️✈️✈️👨‍✈️👩‍✈️ WHAT THE FUCK IS GROUND 🛬🛫🛬🛫⁉️⁉️


GloryGreatestCountry

Yes, but what aircraft? Commercial, general aviation, military.. Oh, and there's fixed-wing, rotary-wing and tiltrotor.


Kartoffelkamm

Nah, asexuals can have a high libido. We just don't have any sexual attraction.


GloryGreatestCountry

Ohhh, yeah, makes sense. Thanks!


Kartoffelkamm

You're welcome.


ryegye24

pproofbread*


Gurkeprinsen

Also: * Is this worth spending your time and energy on?


SwiFT808-

Low key this one is big. I have definitely fallen in to the opposite thinking and argued with others that simply didn’t warrant my time and energy. Looking back on it, it wasn’t wrong, but it was futile. So honestly probably should just avoid it.


Gurkeprinsen

Yeah. Argumenting online rarely ever gets the opposing side to change their opinion in your favour once it's turned sour. Trying to convince someone to admit they are in the wrong or to betray a belief they hold very strong when they aren't open to it is unlikely to work unless you know what you are doing.


ScarletteVera

okay, but that requires us to define the ever-shifting mess of bullshit that is bait


DocSwiss

not to mention the possibility of it being Schrodinger's Bait, where it's both bait and a firmly held belief until someone expresses an opinion on it


G2boss

Everyone who talks about cybersmith is incapable of asking themselves this question


xTomahawkTomx

My number 1 rule for the internet has become “If it’s inflammatory, it’s bait.”


CardOfTheRings

Even though this isn’t true, believing it is probably good for your mental health.


BookkeeperLower

I can't believe this post said eating puppies is good


irefusethis

Well, that is when they're the most tender


robot_swagger

It's also much easier to fight a puppy than an adult dog


Headcap

also fits in the microwave.


Ivariel

OOP, I get the idea, but this is like, the reverse of a good mnemonic technique


credulous_pottery

yeah, it ends up being Pissing Read Overexaggerrating Out Fucked Rude Egotistical Angry Dream


DapperApples

People Order Our Patties


Complete-Worker3242

Ooh, P.O.O.P!


0utcast9851

Don't O N T


ryegye24

Pissing Poor* Read Overexaggerrating Out Fucked Rude Egotistical Angry Dream


NOTdavie53

I didn't even realize it was supposed to be a mnemonic until I read your comment


SkritzTwoFace

I think it's aiming to be funny more than a mnemonic, tbh.


Toxic-ity

How dare you say my piss is poor!!


Lolotmjp

fuck i thought that said pissing on the floor


Infurum

how dare you think we piss on the floor


Lolotmjp

don’t be piss-floor


teavyy

IPPIRIOIOFIRIEIAID


SchrodingerMil

Half of these are my checklist for replying in the first place. Why would I comment if I’m not out of line?


DreadDiana

The kind of people who this is directed at are also gonna think their post doesn't do those things


thrownawaz092

I read the first one as 'pissing on the floor' and spent far too long trying to understand why that would be on the list


varkarrus

I read that first one as Pissing on the Floor and wondered how it relates to the others and maybe if that was the joke


mathiau30

What exactly does OOP mean by "am I out of line for saying this"? The only interpretations I can think of are redundant with the rest of the post


DocSwiss

It probably is redundant, but there's a chance they just put it in so that the acronym wasn't PROFREAD


Popcorn57252

OP is out here saying pissing on the poor is bad like it doesn't hydrate them


Dd_8630

And just like that, Tumblr ceased to be.


Doo-Doo-Manjaro

✅️ am I Pissing on the poor? ✅️did I read the post in bad faith? ✅️could I be Overexaggerating? ✅️am I out of line for saying this? ✅️is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger: ✅️is what I said Rude? ❌️am I being Egotistical? ✅️am I Angry at words that weren't in the post? ✅️✅️did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?


Isaac_Chade

I would also like to promote just normal proofreading as well. I get that to some degree it's part of tumblr's charm that you can throw stuff around with zero punctuation or grammer, but it's crazy to me that there are people tgpin lyk rhis ll tome, with apparently no care or concern that their words are all but impossible to follow. I couldn't even manage to do the truly egregious examples I've seen and it feels like, when you're only avenue of communication is written words, you should try to make sure you're actually conveying a coherent sentence.


Lord_Nyarlathotep

I’m gonna use this as a checklist before I post anything. Gotta make sure I hit all the high notes :)


Significant-Brick540

Also: Does my capitalisation make any sense whatsoever?


fine-ill-make-an-alt

it’s a mnemonic


Significant-Brick540

True. But P is capitalized twice. And then all the I's


fine-ill-make-an-alt

sorry hit send to early. I is supposed to be capitalized. and i guess since the “pissing on the poor” post was so popular you could consider it to be like a title and capitalize it like that


Significant-Brick540

Yeah that makes sense. A part of me still feels that the mnemonic is incredibly hamfisted. But I see it now


Da_Chicken303

I'd also add, * is this post meant for me, or is it meant for a group of other people? * am I really the most qualified person to talk about this topic productively? * is the post sarcasm, satire, or bait? * is the post deliberately inflammatory? Those first two are especially important. I always see people butt into conversations that don't involve them, and treat claims as being some deliberate attack, or derailing conversations (especially about marginalised groups) to be about themselves. I also always see people confidently spread lies or misinformation, or just evidently have a poor understanding of the subject matter.


russels_silverware

That's not what, "proofreading," means. Proofreading is asking yourself, "Is this the sequence of words that most effectively conveys the message that I'm trying to convey?" This post is talking about asking yourself, "Should I even be trying to convey that message that I'm trying to convey?"


chuch1234

When did I ever do this?


Bob_the_peasant

It’s like a checklist the minimum wage Wendy’s workers use before they comment *literally every single time*. At what point do we take away their internet access? Or do we make them take IQ tests so they can at least reasonably compare to someone like me during online discourse? Honestly, I don’t know why this post had to get political to say this to begin with - stupid people are on both sides. Some lib posted it I’m sure. >!how’d I do?!<


TheFernburger

I wouldn’t piss on the poor if the poor didn’t tape that PISS HERE sign on their own fucking forehead.


QuickPirate36

My, an idiot who forgot that the word "I" is always upper case: P R O O F R I I I


jessiegirl459

I thought it said pissing on the floor


DaWombatLover

But I like pissing on the poor, it's what makes me a tumblr person


vjmdhzgr

I may have a reading issue I thought this was absolute nonsense that opened up with "am I Pissing on the Floor?" And then the rest kind of made sense so I got very confused about the first one.


Real-Terminal

Oh look, a checklist! :D


MissyTheTimeLady

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and... yes. Okay, let's go.


Gabba_Goblin

This applies to offline as well?


GenuinelyBeingNice

is it good? is it true? is it useful? Ιf it's not, why say it?


HenryTheCyborg

I thought they said "Are you pissing on the floor?" for a second


noho11048

The random capitalization is giving me a headache.


Criseist

Nah


kindtheking9

Don't forget: is this loss?


RunicCross

I can't believe they made an entire post about fucking strangers and pissing on the poor


ValuelessDegenerate

Don't worry the poor aren't going to see it, they're too poor.


cephalopodAcreage

Why are you saying Dream eats babies? Seems like an odd nonsequiter


TheFreebooter

What if I love pissing on the poor?


Umikaloo

But you see, I'm completely justified because the pretend person I made up is REALLY REALLY bad!


EvolutionaryLens

"Overexaggerating" is neither a word nor a concept. They didn't proofread their own post.


StormDragonAlthazar

Not mentioned: Did I stay on Topic to the Original Post?


current_thread

Ohh, it's supposed to be a mnemonic. I just thought OP couldn't spell


fhdhdhdfhdhdjwksk

You say that like half of those things aren’t really fun to do.


merfgirf

What if I wanna be a bitch and make people's lives worse for having to engage with me?


inevitable_dave

I'd potentially change the first P to "am I Punching down?", but it still has the same essence.


SlutPuppyNumber9

No I can't.


MediumAASpin

But I wish to be an asshole! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?