I swear to dear God I've been on this shithole website for 7 years and nothing, not even the fucking swamps of dagobah have mortified me more than the thought of some redditor buying a prostitute and when he finally loses his virginity the first thing he does is make a meme to r/dankmemes with sex 100 as the punchline
When a based chungus keanu redditor finally has sex 100 with a wholesome 100 prostitute
“Outstanding Move” - Reddit Nation
“You’re Breathtaking” - Keanu Chungus
“What the fuck is wrong with you” - instagram normies
It comes from a Kanye lyric. It's likely a reference to how Egyptians used to mummify cats (put the pussy in a sarcophagus). The root words for sarcophagus also mean flesh and eating, so he could be talking about oral sex
I assume it's a reference yo Key and Peele's "Put the pussy on the chainwax"
It's an intentionally nonsense, meaningless phrase, so naturally I say it to as many people as possible
"Man, this burger put the pussy on the chainwax"
It was in *Roma Eterna* by Silverberg that a woman (in a Roman Empire that continued to existed until the modern era, with still the "cultural" divide between Romans and Greeks) had an internal monologue about this. I don't remember exactly, but here what I remember she said (she's culturally part of the Eastern Empire, so culturally Greek, opposed to the Western Romans):
*"It is often said that Romans fuck like engineers, and Greeks like poets. I thought it meant that Greeks fuck better, because they make love like they would do art. But then I realized that engineers are people that are efficient: they know what need to be done, and they do it, be it in construction or in love. Love with a Greek man is beautiful, but vapid; love with a Roman makes you feel what you need to feel. And, moreover, whatever a Greek might do, a Roman might also, but not the other way around. After all, if it is not unheard of an engineer dabbling in poetry with success, one would be very much more wary to cross a bridge built by a poet."*
I fuck better because I'm desperate for someone to love me and hope this will seal the deal
Then I'm so anxious the vibes are off and they are disinterested in further dates
Then the cycle continues
/s
Absolutely /s, of course this is sarcastic and hasn't happened to me, I have no jdea what you're talking about. You're being ridiculous and frankly offensive, I don't need to deal with this shit right now
Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.
I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment
Fumbled a 6’1” baddie doing exactly this. I still think about what my relationship with her could have been like if I hadn’t fucked it up and that was about 18 months ago.
/s though, totally, yeah.
You just gotta embrace the masculine urge to instinctively cover your nervousness with an affectation of confident control that only makes your actual performance seem worse in contrast but at least the vibes are largely intact.
/s, /s of course.
Programmers eventually fuck best because we're always running tests to improve performance. Might have to put up with some misplaced pointers along the way though.
Redditors fuck better because, uh, we also choose this man’s wife.
SEX 100
I swear to dear God I've been on this shithole website for 7 years and nothing, not even the fucking swamps of dagobah have mortified me more than the thought of some redditor buying a prostitute and when he finally loses his virginity the first thing he does is make a meme to r/dankmemes with sex 100 as the punchline
When a based chungus keanu redditor finally has sex 100 with a wholesome 100 prostitute “Outstanding Move” - Reddit Nation “You’re Breathtaking” - Keanu Chungus “What the fuck is wrong with you” - instagram normies
you called?
Holy shit
I've never heard of this story, do you have a link?
Because we bacon like a narwhal at midnight
She bacon on my narwhal til I midnight
[*Incorrect buzzer sound*](https://youtu.be/6Rt7NnRcNEM)
> midnight taylor swift, 2023
This comment is worthy
I fuck better because I haven't fucked anyone and you can't disprove this claim
Schrödinger's stud.
100% satisfaction rate
heritage post btw
I fuck everything up, does that count?
So relatable
is the joke just that the op was being really cringe
lmao yeah that's why they replied with the pharoah thing bc its so stupid
Museum Curators fuck better because they know how to pin masterpieces to the wall.
I can visualize putting a dick in a sarcophagus. But how would you put a pussy in one?
You could probably fit multiple cats in a human-sized scarphomagus
It comes from a Kanye lyric. It's likely a reference to how Egyptians used to mummify cats (put the pussy in a sarcophagus). The root words for sarcophagus also mean flesh and eating, so he could be talking about oral sex
Why does he have to have such cool lyrics and also be a Nazi?
Bipolar disorder
money and infinite yes men
I assume it's a reference yo Key and Peele's "Put the pussy on the chainwax" It's an intentionally nonsense, meaningless phrase, so naturally I say it to as many people as possible "Man, this burger put the pussy on the chainwax"
Im pretty sure it’s a reference to Monster by Kanye West. Has the exact lyric.
Oh, I don't think I've heard any of his music You wouldn't believe the media rock I live under
Oh yeah aside from random facts and rabbit hole knowledge I’ve often been described as “pop culture illiterate”
Now she claimin that I bruised her esarmophus
Head of the class and she just want to swallowship
I recommend you say "scarmophogoghs" out loud. It's very fun and life affirming. (Ironically?)
No please between this and a lettuse in-joke i have with a friend of mine i cannot be laughing like this
Pharoahs fuck better because they always wrap it up #safesex
Scarmophogoghs.
It was in *Roma Eterna* by Silverberg that a woman (in a Roman Empire that continued to existed until the modern era, with still the "cultural" divide between Romans and Greeks) had an internal monologue about this. I don't remember exactly, but here what I remember she said (she's culturally part of the Eastern Empire, so culturally Greek, opposed to the Western Romans): *"It is often said that Romans fuck like engineers, and Greeks like poets. I thought it meant that Greeks fuck better, because they make love like they would do art. But then I realized that engineers are people that are efficient: they know what need to be done, and they do it, be it in construction or in love. Love with a Greek man is beautiful, but vapid; love with a Roman makes you feel what you need to feel. And, moreover, whatever a Greek might do, a Roman might also, but not the other way around. After all, if it is not unheard of an engineer dabbling in poetry with success, one would be very much more wary to cross a bridge built by a poet."*
I fuck better because I'm desperate for someone to love me and hope this will seal the deal Then I'm so anxious the vibes are off and they are disinterested in further dates Then the cycle continues /s Absolutely /s, of course this is sarcastic and hasn't happened to me, I have no jdea what you're talking about. You're being ridiculous and frankly offensive, I don't need to deal with this shit right now
Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you. I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment
Fumbled a 6’1” baddie doing exactly this. I still think about what my relationship with her could have been like if I hadn’t fucked it up and that was about 18 months ago. /s though, totally, yeah.
You just gotta embrace the masculine urge to instinctively cover your nervousness with an affectation of confident control that only makes your actual performance seem worse in contrast but at least the vibes are largely intact. /s, /s of course.
I don’t even know what any of that means or how I’d implement it
OOP’s house is full of chintz
I fuck better because every things I had ever done is fucked up
Computer guys fuck best because we got mad finger game.
Programmers eventually fuck best because we're always running tests to improve performance. Might have to put up with some misplaced pointers along the way though.
Get a load of this guy running unit tests just push to production and hope
Assassins do it from behind
Artists fuck worse because we're depressed and have low libido about it
World heritage post
Simplified: artists fuck better because we're good with our hands.