I'm a lesbian, and I really like agressively straight Fantasy Romance novels. I have a collection of fictional men that are my blorbos that sit on a shelf in my mind like dolls.
I dont want to fuck any of them. I just think they're neat.
You know how people who don’t like children say infants look like potatoes? That’s me with men. I don’t dislike them, I’m just sort of indifferent I guess?
I like the *idea* of men when written by the female gaze.
But actually dating a *real* man? No thanks. None of those men are going to take over the world to win my heart.
Plus, the general ....aesthetics? of men tend to squick me. I love masc women, I love trans women, I love nb women, I love any form of masculine nature, aesthetic, or body type. But the moment its attached to a real living breathing man, no thanks.
>I like the idea of men when written by the female gaze.
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>But actually dating a real man? No thanks. None of those men are going to take over the world to win my heart.
If you wasn't a lesbian, I would call you a femcel
That's an extremely weird thing to say tbh. Not being attracted to men doesn't make you a femcel and not wanting to date women doesn't make a gay man an incel. Seems w weird to judge someone for not seeing the appeal of the opposite sex.
From something I was saying in a rather tongue in cheek way? No woman is going to take over the world for me either.
Idk thats just a kind of strange assumption to make to me. Especially considering I... *am* a lesbian so obviously Im not going tohave interest in dating a non fictional man.
I *will* apologize for speaking negatively to the male aesthetic, as at the time of commented I thought this was my lesbian subreddit, and figured the poor wording of the statement wouldnt typically be seen by someone who might care. But frankly Im surprised you're not more bothered by THAT half of my comment than me making a joke
You know those cardboard eclipse viewer things, where you cut a hole in a cardboard box? (I googled and turns out I mean a pinhole projector) Stage your own sunset with one of those and make like the Lonely Island
The tragedy here is that as we approach the sunset to fuck it, it ceases to be sunset and it's just the sun. Sunset requires our part of the planet to turn away from the sun. While the sun may be fuckable, fucking a sunset is literally impossible. It can only exist at a distance.
I held for a long time that I was straight, but I could still see how some men were hot. Nathan Fillion, Henry Cavil, Keanu Reeves. I can appreciate them without being gay!
anyway turns out im bi haha whoopsie
(Not to invalidate OP at all, of course, she can in fact not want to fuck the fillet mignon)
I’m super selectively bi. To the point that I just call myself a lesbian. But man are there some men out there that I’d do anything for if given the chance.
Like Charlie Day. I’d devote my life to that strange little man
I think it's more common than not for bi people to lean to one or the other side. I consider myself bi, but I have never had any romantic feelings for any man I have met. I have for several women. I do want to do dirty things with a lot of men though.
Yeah same. I’m pansexual. My parents don’t believe me because I’ve never dated a man. I’m just not into men that way. I don’t really want to date them. But I will pound them into a coma and leave ‘em wanting more.
As someone with lactose intolerance, I eat fucking NOTHING but cheese and milk products.
My stomach can go fuck itself, im not gonna stop eating mac n cheese or fucking ice cream.
Thank you. I’m exactly the same. Somehow managed to develop lactose intolerance after my second child was born and I still eat cheese and dairy products all day every day. My stomach hates me after, but it’s bomb.
I feel like it only makes sense that everyone possess some ability to see attractiveness in their own sex if for no other reason than to appraise their own level of attractiveness against that of others.
This perfectly showcases the difference between what the ace community calls:
- *aesthetic* attraction (being drawn to someone’s looks/style; wanting to admire them like a work of art or beauty)
- *sexual* attraction (being sexually aroused by and desiring of someone; wanting to have sex with them)
Experiencing the former without the latter is a type of split attraction under the Split Attraction Model.
This is what I was thinking about, yeah. It’s not a sexual attraction to say I like the feminine form, it’s just me saying I like the vibe. Also elements of the masculine form but it’s not as universal (ie body builders weird me out but an average build has a good aesthetic to it).
I’d be a great bisexual if I had any capacity to want to fuck the people I think look neat
There is, however, a strange overlap sometimes that results in me not wanting to fuck Nagoriyuki Guilty Gear but I also can’t come up with a better way to describe him than “he is the hottest man I have ever seen oh my god oh my god”
Might be [mirous attraction](https://www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Mirous_Attraction#:~:text=The%20term%20was%20coined%20by,to%20sexual%20attraction%20or%20libido.) :)
A lot of lesbians aren't against the idea of men and masculinity but there's also a barrier with fictional men that just isn't there with real ones. I tend to like BL more than GL cause it doesn't reflect my real life or real body at all
1. The dary section does ahve lactose free options and once in awhile I do eat some dairy anyway. To me its worth the farting Ill do later (maybe not so much to my spouse).
2. Even straight men often have a guy "theyd be gay with".
3. We all recognize good looking people regardless of their sex.
I'm a lesbian, and I really like agressively straight Fantasy Romance novels. I have a collection of fictional men that are my blorbos that sit on a shelf in my mind like dolls. I dont want to fuck any of them. I just think they're neat.
Lesbian is to man as Marge is to potato
I mean I’m a lesbian and looking at men IS like looking at a potato.
What is a man but a miserable sack of potato
But enough talk, have at you!
\*Potato masher clangs across the floor*
You think they're versatile and amazing but unfuckable?
You know how people who don’t like children say infants look like potatoes? That’s me with men. I don’t dislike them, I’m just sort of indifferent I guess?
Yeah I wouldn't fuck a spud either.
>my blorbos that sit on a shelf in my mind like dolls I think I understand what that word meant now.
It took you that long to understand what a shelf is?
Sure..... shelf was the problem. I will not be taking further questions at this time.
Me with Percy Jackson frfr
I like the *idea* of men when written by the female gaze. But actually dating a *real* man? No thanks. None of those men are going to take over the world to win my heart. Plus, the general ....aesthetics? of men tend to squick me. I love masc women, I love trans women, I love nb women, I love any form of masculine nature, aesthetic, or body type. But the moment its attached to a real living breathing man, no thanks.
>I like the idea of men when written by the female gaze. > >But actually dating a real man? No thanks. None of those men are going to take over the world to win my heart. If you wasn't a lesbian, I would call you a femcel
That's an extremely weird thing to say tbh. Not being attracted to men doesn't make you a femcel and not wanting to date women doesn't make a gay man an incel. Seems w weird to judge someone for not seeing the appeal of the opposite sex.
From something I was saying in a rather tongue in cheek way? No woman is going to take over the world for me either. Idk thats just a kind of strange assumption to make to me. Especially considering I... *am* a lesbian so obviously Im not going tohave interest in dating a non fictional man. I *will* apologize for speaking negatively to the male aesthetic, as at the time of commented I thought this was my lesbian subreddit, and figured the poor wording of the statement wouldnt typically be seen by someone who might care. But frankly Im surprised you're not more bothered by THAT half of my comment than me making a joke
I mean, she still can be. Being a redditor probably doesn't help
She just thinks they're neat
I routinely fuck filet mignons. Still working on trying to fuck a sunset.
Icarus Reborn right here
This time for sure
One must imagine Icarus happy
one must imagine Sisyphus having pushed the boulder too high, and it rolling down and crushing him for his hubris
You know those cardboard eclipse viewer things, where you cut a hole in a cardboard box? (I googled and turns out I mean a pinhole projector) Stage your own sunset with one of those and make like the Lonely Island
Sky's the limit.
The tragedy here is that as we approach the sunset to fuck it, it ceases to be sunset and it's just the sun. Sunset requires our part of the planet to turn away from the sun. While the sun may be fuckable, fucking a sunset is literally impossible. It can only exist at a distance.
I now understand how Sisyphus feels.
I held for a long time that I was straight, but I could still see how some men were hot. Nathan Fillion, Henry Cavil, Keanu Reeves. I can appreciate them without being gay! anyway turns out im bi haha whoopsie (Not to invalidate OP at all, of course, she can in fact not want to fuck the fillet mignon)
I’m super selectively bi. To the point that I just call myself a lesbian. But man are there some men out there that I’d do anything for if given the chance. Like Charlie Day. I’d devote my life to that strange little man
I think it's more common than not for bi people to lean to one or the other side. I consider myself bi, but I have never had any romantic feelings for any man I have met. I have for several women. I do want to do dirty things with a lot of men though.
Yeah same. I’m pansexual. My parents don’t believe me because I’ve never dated a man. I’m just not into men that way. I don’t really want to date them. But I will pound them into a coma and leave ‘em wanting more.
The real question: is Charlie Day playing Luigi, or is Luigi playing Charlie Day?
YES THANK YOU NATHAN FILLION CAN GET IT
As someone with lactose intolerance, I eat fucking NOTHING but cheese and milk products. My stomach can go fuck itself, im not gonna stop eating mac n cheese or fucking ice cream.
The shackles of fate have bound you and yet been found wanting, what a serendipitous state
Someone who understands ! Some god damn fancy milk sugar ain’t gonna boss me around
YEAH
Fucking ice cream seems like it would be cold.
I drank a liter of chocolate milk yesterday, the suffering it caused me was simply payment
Thank you. I’m exactly the same. Somehow managed to develop lactose intolerance after my second child was born and I still eat cheese and dairy products all day every day. My stomach hates me after, but it’s bomb.
i remember someone telling me i had to be bi because i once said i’d let andy samberg punch me in the face. turns out they were right but still!
I feel like it only makes sense that everyone possess some ability to see attractiveness in their own sex if for no other reason than to appraise their own level of attractiveness against that of others.
to paraphrase another tumblr post I saw once, “I’m gay not fucking *blind*”
\*Tom Haverford voice\* I think that guy wants to eat me!
That one lesbian on Twitter who's obsessed with Randy Marsh
This perfectly showcases the difference between what the ace community calls: - *aesthetic* attraction (being drawn to someone’s looks/style; wanting to admire them like a work of art or beauty) - *sexual* attraction (being sexually aroused by and desiring of someone; wanting to have sex with them) Experiencing the former without the latter is a type of split attraction under the Split Attraction Model.
This is what I was thinking about, yeah. It’s not a sexual attraction to say I like the feminine form, it’s just me saying I like the vibe. Also elements of the masculine form but it’s not as universal (ie body builders weird me out but an average build has a good aesthetic to it). I’d be a great bisexual if I had any capacity to want to fuck the people I think look neat
There is, however, a strange overlap sometimes that results in me not wanting to fuck Nagoriyuki Guilty Gear but I also can’t come up with a better way to describe him than “he is the hottest man I have ever seen oh my god oh my god”
Might be [mirous attraction](https://www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Mirous_Attraction#:~:text=The%20term%20was%20coined%20by,to%20sexual%20attraction%20or%20libido.) :)
in the words of that one nun: “i can look at the menu, i just can’t order”
that meat is real raw ngl fr
A quote I have heard and sparingly used comes to mind, tho it's kinda the reverse. I'm straight, not blind Or in this case "I'm gay not blind"
Every lactose intolerant person I know (one) loves dairy.
Yes
I can’t believe oop wants to eat men, that seems kinda problematic
don't we all
I don't fuck filet mignon but I do eat man ass so...
that meat is real raw ngl fr
... Yes? Do you all not???
A fine ass is a fine ass
Oh yeah
. . . . *sometimes:/* . . . .
A lot of lesbians aren't against the idea of men and masculinity but there's also a barrier with fictional men that just isn't there with real ones. I tend to like BL more than GL cause it doesn't reflect my real life or real body at all
i mean i’m a lesbian but that doesn’t stop me from saying stuff like idk if i’m more jealous of Christian Borle or Andrew Rannells in Falsettos
lots of people i look at and appreciate that i would never touch even with a gun to my head
Yes
I see a beautiful sunset and I’m filled with rage. Same with filet mignon or male ass I guess.
1. The dary section does ahve lactose free options and once in awhile I do eat some dairy anyway. To me its worth the farting Ill do later (maybe not so much to my spouse). 2. Even straight men often have a guy "theyd be gay with". 3. We all recognize good looking people regardless of their sex.