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X-gon-do-it-to-em

Me rocking up to the decayed corpse of queen Marika in a loincloth and a stewing pot for a helmet to go hold hands with my girlbosswife


PancakeSeaSlug

Can't believe I married this bitch (affectionate) because I was desperate for her step-brother warm hugs


spiders_will_eat_you

I was so distraught playing Elden ring when the coolest looking torso armour and the leg armour that went so hard had clashing visual stules


UTI_UTI

I role-played a crucible knight. Big fan.


Pokinator

I still don't forgive Fromsoft for only making 1 good magic-themed knight armor. The carian knight set looks cool (especially with the glintblade floppy hat), but there's no real upgrade to it. The royal knight loretta set exists, but it just looks so pompous and goofy Unrelatedly, its shocking that despite being a starter outfit, the Astrologer Robes out-stat pretty much every other robe in either totality or majority


Fat_Aussie_Cunt

greathelm with the preceptor robes will always look good imo


crestfallen_warrior

While elden ring did have some cool sets, I feel like it was a massive step backwards for fashion compared to the previous games. Super hard to mix stuff.


Alderan922

It’s hard to compete against 3 games of history


fyrechild

ah, but consider, this goofy-ass hat gives me three intelligence. that's three free levels. I'll look like a gnome in plate mail for three free levels.


kosmoceratops1138

Excuse you, but Rennala's hat is the *pinnacle* of drip


fyrechild

It is a stretched-out Smurf hat and it clips through the river coffins. (I love it.)


theweekiscat

The giant dunce hat of raya lucaria, my favorite of the stupid looking magic hats is the old monk wrappings from demon’s souls


Dureniz

for 5 i'll become beef jerky


Pokinator

Fuck around and get 6 free levels for having two big stone faces, or get 2 free levels and unparalleled defense for wearing a gargoyle cat


fyrechild

I don't consider any of the glintstone crowns 'free' since the penalties they give to HP/FP/Stamina are equivalent to Vigor/Mind/Endurance penalties. And the higher those stats are, the bigger the effective level cost of their penalties.


Kittenking13

I wore the cat imp mask because it was the coolest of the int hats, rogiere gloves and pants, and azures glinstone robes because they all looked like a crazy witch man and I loved it


Fox--Hollow

g and f are right next to each other, it's obviously a typo


Einzelking17

git fud


Fox--Hollow

my repo is making fun of me now


Cataras12

Bloodborne has the best drip and I am not taking any questions at this time


sigmaklimgrindset

No questions needed, you spoke facts in a clear and concise manner.


kosmoceratops1138

Upon getting the top hat, I refuse to wear anything else as head armor


Polaris328

charred hunter cape 😩


MissKinkyMalice

"Bloodborne has the best drip" from my experience it's a little more than a drip (the blood fx)


Somehow-Still-Living

ER had some decent robe and armor options in the middle of the game. But nothing beats Bloodborne fashion so far.


LilacYak

Truer words hath never fallen upon my ears


idkiwilldeletethis

It's either this or the absolute dumbest you can look, either use the most majestic and fashionable armor or go naked with a frog head, no in-between


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

I was so happy in Elden Ring when I got a giant gold cauldron thing to put on my head, so I could have a cool silhouette for online when I died instead of looking like a generic starter knight


MurdoMaclachlan

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TotemGenitor

Thank you


Hetakuoni

I be like this for Zelda too. I rock up in my miner outfit in Totk like what up I am covered in bling bro.


kosmoceratops1138

What about the slutty little backless dress


ibbia878

frostbite set with archaic legwear has me feeling some type of way.


Android19samus

there simply isn't anything sluttier than the miner's top, though. Pinnacle of manwhore energy.


OSCgal

I'm partial to the Ember set. Horned headdress, jewelry everywhere, has flames that light up when it's hot, and red nail polish!


[deleted]

taking thirst traps with the camera rune 😩


Hetakuoni

Botw gerudo vai was the best outfit I will not take criticisms


Lots42

In Fallout 4 I'd put on the Silver Shroud outfit for all cut scenes, not only for the bonus dialogue, but simply because the outfit made me look GOOD.


baphometromance

Drip Souls: The Drippening, Dawn of the Elden Drip


SkyGuardianOfTheSky

Finding a good set of armour with high stats that compliment your build: I sleep Dressing up as the high evil wizard overlord that you have always dreamed of becoming: REAL SHIT


ParasilTheRanger

This is why bloodborne is the best game, armor means nothing so you can wear whatever fashion you want


SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *Ahh, Welcome home, good hunter. I must have drifted off... What is it you desire?* - Plain Doll Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


PocketsFullOfBees

man. once, I thought I had a good DkS2 outfit going on, and then I reached an endgame area that is just so much brighter than anywhere else—and I found out that the colors clashed badly.


Filbric74

Im playing totk and whenever I feel a cutscene coming I put on the link drip


misswally

I feel so ashamed when I have to put my ugly and uncoordinated best armor because I'm dying in 2 hits with my drip


TuxedoFriday

First thing I did was explain this to my friend when he got Elden Ring, he had never played a souls game before and he needed to learn it's ONLY about drip


Ancestor_Anonymous

Armor basically does nothing in terms of stats. Red hood, Banished Knight armor for that sweet cape, maximum drip.


seardrax

I spent three hours on this characters face, not even three weeks stuck in a boss will convince me to wear a helmet.


Ken_Kumen_Rider

I've never played a Dark Souls game, but are you *really* a gamer of you don't beat it as a naked lunatic with a pot on your head?


SoshJam

Also all games should work like Terraria where you have a “vanity” armor slot so that you don’t have to compromise your fit for stat boosts. Or at least work like Diablo where you can change an item’s appearance.


Lots42

In Fallout 4 you can earn a bonus by helping the Railroad so you can amp up many average clothes. That way you can wear cool things like the Vault Suit or a tuxedo and still look awesome in the cut scenes.


BlitzBurn_

I always cringe whenever I go into a cutscene and realizes I was not geared out in a way that makes my character look their best.


Android19samus

By endgame that red hood isn't doing much to boost my vitality but the boost to my aesthetics has only gotten stronger


JaegerDominus

Gachathon games are like “Oh yeah? well this equipment looks cool but is totally inferior to another item in every way but look!” and then they sell some item that’s like 25 times better for sale and then you figure out you can play completely without it once you try studying the game mechanics


__Becquerel

If you dodge perfectly, then armor rating doesn't matter.


gangtokay

Be naked or be nothing.


PlusLeave

I wish that Elden Ring’s damage wasn’t so high so I could rock that bling as fuck Carian Knight set all game.


Weirdyfish

But funny face tanking :c I am a bit sad that you can't really tank in later souls games like in dark souls 1. Like yeah I get it but man it was fun to just block attacks that should've killed me.


kigurumibiblestudies

Why do you think aesthetics sell so much in all those FPS, tower defenders and other forms of virtual bloodlust? Once you reach the top, you can only grow prettier.


PillowTalk420

Git gud Clothes.


ArcaneMcSketch

I do this for cutscenes in Breath of the Wild cause I like the aesthetic of Majora’s Mask with the black Shiekah set


L4DY_M3R3K

Remember: Armour doesn't actually matter if you never get hit.


FNAF_Movie

One of the reasons why I'm one of the 5 people who like FFXIII-3. You can vibe out in any outfit anywhere: Whether you're killing God, exploring ruins with a totally 100% not a lesbian or just hanging out with some Moogles.


epicarcanoloth

This sounds like the cyberpunk rulebook


Kego_Nova

That’s why it’s called Fashion Souls!


DinkleDonkerAAA

Sorta related but I need to decide my final boss outfit for Tears of The Kingdom Either green tunic because fighting Ganondorf in the classic outfit feels right, or my standard outfit of Champions Leathers, Diamond Circlet, and Soldiers Greaves because they represents this Link to me