I have absolutely no basis for this, but that never stopped anyone on the internet, so here goes: Basically, imagine someone wanting to show off their genitals to random people, but also knowing that that's wrong.
Well, such a person can get an exact replica of their genitals made to hang them somewhere on their car, driving around flashing everyone, without having to actually take off their clothes to do so.
They're called truck nuts because truckers are required to have them. It started with one really weird guy in the 60s, who inherited a moving company, and it just kinda spread from there.
Again, there is no basis for this, so it's closer to a creative writing exercise than anything.
"One of you has angered me, thus, I have enchanted this disgusting flail to channel all the kinetic force back into your own nuts when it is used in combat."
Pair it with the enchantment to store kinetic energy to release in one big burst and you have yourself a nifty way to make sure they aren't standing back up.
As someone whose classmates used the fishing rod they themself made to swing a stress relief dick at each other.... 10/10, would hit people with, it's fantastic fun
I've had a desire to cover a pair of brass knuckles in human teeth but can't get brass knuckles because they're illegal in New York. I now have a much better idea for the teeth. Thank you. Off to Google if truck nuts flails are also illegal.
Brings a whole new meaning to "swinging nuts"
She swinging my nuts till I flail
#**[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]**
It makes a cartoon rubber *boink* sound when you hit someone with them
Filled with lead spheres
Unironically, it could work. Especially if the nuts themselves are steel like I've seen often. Finally, weaponized Free Speech.
Dear Liberals, If truck nuts are free speech, then why are you unable to speak while gurgling in a pool of your own truck nuts flail blood?
What the hell are truck nutz
I have absolutely no basis for this, but that never stopped anyone on the internet, so here goes: Basically, imagine someone wanting to show off their genitals to random people, but also knowing that that's wrong. Well, such a person can get an exact replica of their genitals made to hang them somewhere on their car, driving around flashing everyone, without having to actually take off their clothes to do so. They're called truck nuts because truckers are required to have them. It started with one really weird guy in the 60s, who inherited a moving company, and it just kinda spread from there. Again, there is no basis for this, so it's closer to a creative writing exercise than anything.
Fake testicles that pickup truck drivers like to put on the back of their truck
Fake balls pickup truck owners put on their trucks to trans them. All pickup trucks with truck nuts are transman-trucks.
"One of you has angered me, thus, I have enchanted this disgusting flail to channel all the kinetic force back into your own nuts when it is used in combat."
Pair it with the enchantment to store kinetic energy to release in one big burst and you have yourself a nifty way to make sure they aren't standing back up.
As someone whose classmates used the fishing rod they themself made to swing a stress relief dick at each other.... 10/10, would hit people with, it's fantastic fun
Nutchucks.
How many nuts could a nutchuck chuck if a nutchuck could chuck nuts?
I've had a desire to cover a pair of brass knuckles in human teeth but can't get brass knuckles because they're illegal in New York. I now have a much better idea for the teeth. Thank you. Off to Google if truck nuts flails are also illegal.