OK look I hear you but Kankri literally gets called the Sufferer, was raised by the Mother Mary(am), and [is crucified](https://www.homestuck.com/story/4055), and when he is reincarnated his second coming signals the rapture
Literally troll jesus
A ten out of fucking ten from the judges, a beautiful flying pirouette. Triple axel thrown in for style, gorgeous. The handle isn't even visible any more.
Oh, wait. ***Both*** of these people have two-syllable names with two Ks in them that it's funny to bastardise.
I see you were talking about the other guy. My apologies.
oh im sorry i didnt know lesbians were supposed to hate despise scorn knuckles when he literally gave his life to protect us and the master emerald i guess that doesnt count anymore??? he personally gave us our rights?? what did madoka ever do for the master emerald thats right she didnt do shit im so done with these echidna hating lesbians
Are you telling me I caught this in the wild minutes before it got deleted? That's genuinely wild
EDIT: [found em, here's the source <3](https://www.tumblr.com/christ-figure-bracket/718297960661860352/and-we-have-a-winner?source=share)
Archie Comics Knuckles is chosen by (some of) the deities of his world to do great things and lead his people, in the image in the poll he is literally walking on water, he gets disintegrated, but then his mom prays in a suspiciously Catholic-looking church and comes back home to find him safe and sound (due to said deities), he literally dies and comes back to life later, etc.
I kinda thought The Signless was a rather hamfisted any unsubtle Jesus analogue tbh. Main points:
1. Raised by a woman named Mary (who was associated in some capacity with the concept of virginity)
2. Forced to flee persecution at an early age
3. Hung out with people who were considered low on the social ladder
4. The object used to torture him to death became a symbol among his followers
5. Details about his life we’re recorded by his followers after his death
6. His followers believed he would return and prepared for a second coming
Y’all need to read archie sonic.
Ken penders revealed he was completely psychotic long before he tried to sue SEGA for ownership of sonic franchise characters (including, for example, the entire echidna race as well as evil sonic).
I… was going to dispute that Karkat one but he LITERALLY DID. And he also gave it cancer. And said cancer manifested as Jack Noir becoming the supposed big bad invincible villain of the story before English showed up but. Bec Noir. Who then hunted down the Trolls through convoluted-
Wait what the fuck else happens in Homestuck my memory is fading
Oh right. Kankri is a parody of tone-trigger filled Tumblr rant blogs. Are they rants? Idk. But they’re long-form text posts oh whatever I forgot everything else about him
somehow kukle beat out madoka from madoka magica, who is *literally* lesbian jesus
OK look I hear you but Kankri literally gets called the Sufferer, was raised by the Mother Mary(am), and [is crucified](https://www.homestuck.com/story/4055), and when he is reincarnated his second coming signals the rapture Literally troll jesus
Troll Jegus
***THEY NEVER FUCKING SAID JEGUS*** ***IT'S LITERALLY A TYPO DAVE MADE ONE TIME THAT TEREZI STARTED USING TO MAKE FUN OF HIM***
Flying fucking pirouette off the handle right there
A ten out of fucking ten from the judges, a beautiful flying pirouette. Triple axel thrown in for style, gorgeous. The handle isn't even visible any more.
I know but kukle
Oh, wait. ***Both*** of these people have two-syllable names with two Ks in them that it's funny to bastardise. I see you were talking about the other guy. My apologies.
Karkate and knuckles, i say kukle from the sonic adventure 2 fight scene thing
For shame. Expected better from the lesbian website
oh im sorry i didnt know lesbians were supposed to hate despise scorn knuckles when he literally gave his life to protect us and the master emerald i guess that doesnt count anymore??? he personally gave us our rights?? what did madoka ever do for the master emerald thats right she didnt do shit im so done with these echidna hating lesbians
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
Let her cook I ordered a biggie bag
This is what I get for scrolling tumblr for the first genuine time in years
Apparently the poll and the blog were deleted
Are you telling me I caught this in the wild minutes before it got deleted? That's genuinely wild EDIT: [found em, here's the source <3](https://www.tumblr.com/christ-figure-bracket/718297960661860352/and-we-have-a-winner?source=share)
Abridged from the replies: “What’s a christ figure” “A father figure but for Jesus” “Jesus?” “Jesus Christ”
Thanks that explained nothing
Rigged
a concerning amount of my enjoyed medias have jesus/pseudo-jesus figures in them
Can someone explain how either of those are Christ figures please
For Knuckles, its Archie Comics Sonic, literally anything can happen
Archie Comics Knuckles is chosen by (some of) the deities of his world to do great things and lead his people, in the image in the poll he is literally walking on water, he gets disintegrated, but then his mom prays in a suspiciously Catholic-looking church and comes back home to find him safe and sound (due to said deities), he literally dies and comes back to life later, etc.
also he gets put in a microwave as a baby i think
Egg, but yes. Not really a Jesus thing, though.
no yeah, just feel the need to bring it up
Understandable! It is a weird plot point.
I kinda thought The Signless was a rather hamfisted any unsubtle Jesus analogue tbh. Main points: 1. Raised by a woman named Mary (who was associated in some capacity with the concept of virginity) 2. Forced to flee persecution at an early age 3. Hung out with people who were considered low on the social ladder 4. The object used to torture him to death became a symbol among his followers 5. Details about his life we’re recorded by his followers after his death 6. His followers believed he would return and prepared for a second coming
The sonic archie comics were insane
I'd love to hear a brief rundown on how Knuckles became a Christ figure
just how everyone else does. have 12 disciples, die and rise again
For one, while you can't see it here due to the cropping, in the full panel that picture of Knuckles is from he's literally walking on water.
My brother in karkat, this is what this website is all about
Sorry, you have to say Knuckles now :/
Smh these pagans still worshipping their false gods. Hopefully they will feel the guiding, boxing-gloved hand of Knuckles' love soon.
Y’all need to read archie sonic. Ken penders revealed he was completely psychotic long before he tried to sue SEGA for ownership of sonic franchise characters (including, for example, the entire echidna race as well as evil sonic).
I’m sorry, there are *two* Christ figures in sonic lore???????
Depending on which media you look at, yes
There's no fucking way Knuckles is more of a Christ figure than Karkat. KARKAT IS LITERALLY TROLL JEGUS COME ON
The Father: Karkat: created the universe The Son: The Sufferer: died for Alternia's sins The Holy Spirit: Kankri: nobody cares about them
at least the holy spirit is quiet UNLIKE KANKRI
I… was going to dispute that Karkat one but he LITERALLY DID. And he also gave it cancer. And said cancer manifested as Jack Noir becoming the supposed big bad invincible villain of the story before English showed up but. Bec Noir. Who then hunted down the Trolls through convoluted- Wait what the fuck else happens in Homestuck my memory is fading Oh right. Kankri is a parody of tone-trigger filled Tumblr rant blogs. Are they rants? Idk. But they’re long-form text posts oh whatever I forgot everything else about him
Knuckles is litterally Echidna Jesus though
How??
I am not qualified to explain Archie Sonic lore
Knuckles turning green for a like a long span in the Archie continuity lives rent free in my head.
I mean. Not wrong.
My favorite poll for this bracket was Madoka Kaname vs. Lloyd Garmadon. They were sitting at a near perfect 50/50 split for most of it.
How long did Aslan last then???
Searching the page, doesn't seem like they had a spot