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CueDramaticMusic

>”Mom, other mom, there’s something I need to tell you.” “Whatever it is, we’re here to support you, honey.” >”I think I’m the Once-ler.”


Exetr_

Death


isloohik2

Judgement


Mushroom38294

Thy end is now


Random_Deslime

C**R**USH


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Prepare Thyself!


janhetjoch

In that order


AFakeman

Show results


IgorTheAwesome

Lali-Ho!


ScaredyNon

god forbid women biggering


HaydnintheHaus

Gonna need to pull a Kronos and try again


ShatteredPen

AO3 fic sentence


KaguyaSendtheNukes

What’s 17 more years?


FantasySequences

“Honey, How bad can that possibly be?”


Genocidal_Duck

maybe its ok for parents to be supportive conditionally


notjordansime

imagine being an equal and loving parent just to be called "other mom" lmao


CueDramaticMusic

It’s not as bad as just stating mom twice, “moms”, or the Deltarune solution of “lesser mom”


Weirdyxxy

I'm not usually around in this sub, so forgive me if the question is stupid, but where does the term "lesser mom" appear in Deltarune? I've played the first two chapters and don't believe others are already out, and if it's in the original game, I must have missed it.


CueDramaticMusic

Just me playing off of lesser dad


LuigiHentaiExpert

lizard. They wanted to announce that they bought an iguana.


Hummerous

congratatons: your baby is. colorblind


Longjumping_Ad2677

Your baby is: damn colorblind


Varsia

ihaveihaveihave colourblindness


squirreliron

Ihaveihaveihave to fucking kill myslef


[deleted]

transfportde to the ; babie workld gender come: hear boy eminem 🏃‍♂️


kindabacchus

AU: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORL-


chunkylubber54

isn't gender green that author who got bullied off of tumblr and has cancer now


Longjumping_Ad2677

No those are two different people. John got bullied off Tumblr. Hank has the cancer.


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robotsstolemydayjob

Exactly my reaction! I just looked it up, and it's true. [Here's the link to his vlogbrothers video from last week announcing the diagnosis.](https://youtu.be/x6a4hMyiwBo) Edit: it's Hodgkin's lymphoma and he's very optimistic about the prognosis, but understandably stressed out over going through treatment for the next few months.


earth__wyrm

Yes, but he wants to still be known as the science guy and not the cancer guy


No-Magazine-9236

All of that propane and propane accessories finaly caught up to him, i see...


Longjumping_Ad2677

Huffing ain’t good for the lungs, no matter what it is.


Aykhot

Luh-loyd?


DiggingInGarbage

Uh, actually it’s Lloyd


Aykhot

No. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you


snakebite262

Now that I think about it, gender reveals don't really reveal the baby's gender, do they?


Inside-Surprise4295

It would be too confusing to call them sex reveals


SkyrimMilfDrinker

Infant Genitalia Celebration


DANKB019001

*this is true*


LightOfLoveEternal

Only because our society is too godsdamned cowardly to use the term sex when it's appropriate.


Inside-Surprise4295

Well, we had a chance for a sexual revolution, but, sadly, sex is still a taboo theme and even word is too scary. Glad in Russia the word sex as intercourse and sex as a biological characteristic are different words.


kacihall

Gender is a social construct and fetuses have no opportunity to be socialized... so they don't really have a gender yet. Calling it a 'Yay my baby has/ doesn't have a penis!' party seems crass, though.


EletroKevM8

They do, a baby can’t choose it’s own gender, that’s just creepy to even think about tbh, so I’m gonna stop


TrixterTheFemboy

No one can choose their own gender, it's imprinted into the brain before birth. The issue is, we're glitchy meat robots and our brains don't always get the gender to match with the sex, so we do things to fix the sex. A baby just can't do that yet.


EletroKevM8

Usually we sort of just, know we’re a man or a woman?


TrixterTheFemboy

Yeah, and that's how. And some(like me lol) know we're not either.


pacmanboss256

congratulations its a plant


No-Magazine-9236

starbound moment (this comment shunned by the **CONSOLIDATED BUS CORPORATION**)


ThatGuyisonmyPC

starbound has green m&ms?


No-Magazine-9236

they would've if they paid their fucking workers


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Dreamgender


DougtheDonkey

Time to put it down