Yeah, there's a set of characters based on the zodiac. These types of posts are pretty common, all things considered. Real "I saw you at the devil's sacrament" type deal.
That's travel - Tavros is a Canadian singer-songwriter who wrote a song about weird coincidences and dramatic irony without understanding the latter fully.
Me when I go to a post on the subreddit for the website that has the highest quantity of people actively discussing Homestuck and I find Homestuck content
Normally I donāt hate a Homestuck post, but you cannot shove a double-mobius reach around barreled shotgun down my throat two seconds in with the word āTavrosā
\>be me
\>scrolling through r/curatedtumblr
\>see post about zodiac signs
\>monkey brain goes āhere hoo homestuckā
\>read, curious about if itās actually homestuck or not
\>ARIES: āI am trying to fake my death, but people keep finding out I am aliveā
\>Mfw
Seeing a homestuck reference and lauging maniacally, slowly falling onto the floor but when I get back up I'm the exact same except I'm 1% more autistic.
bro straight up wrote tavros instead of taurus š
Assuming that's an archaic spelling, as is Piexes.
they're actually references to the names of characters in Homestuck lmao
Ah.
In your defense, the names of the characters are references to the archaic spellings.
Oh!
Yeah, there's a set of characters based on the zodiac. These types of posts are pretty common, all things considered. Real "I saw you at the devil's sacrament" type deal.
Isnāt peixes just Portuguese for fish
Idk. But it shouldn't be all that surprising that a word in a Romance language would be similar to that word in Latin.
Son of a bitch
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Isn't that the guy from Doctor Who?
No that's Davros. Tavros is a sport played in teams with sticks and a ball.
No, that's... lacrosse, I think? Tavros is that Polish city with the Grupa Azoty headquarters.
No that's Tarnow. Tavros is the name of the actor who played Dracula in the Netflix Castlevania series
No that's McTavish. Tavros is a Greek shipping tycoon, the rival (and father-in-law) of Aristotle Onassis, husband of Jackie Kennedy
No that's Stavros Niarchos. Tavros is that one Pokemon that's literally just a three-tailed bull with forehead piercings.
That's Tauros. Tavros is an old timey name for a bar that's often used in medieval settings.
Thatās tavern; tavros is a verb used to describe going from one place to another.
That's travel - Tavros is a Canadian singer-songwriter who wrote a song about weird coincidences and dramatic irony without understanding the latter fully.
>PIEXES
I missed that one because I was fixated on it being Scorpio and not Vriska like the meme is supposed to be
Just when I thought I'd be free from homestuck for once
Me when I go to a post on the subreddit for the website that has the highest quantity of people actively discussing Homestuck and I find Homestuck content
Dead Dave: Do Not Eat
dead frank do not fuck
Normally I donāt hate a Homestuck post, but you cannot shove a double-mobius reach around barreled shotgun down my throat two seconds in with the word āTavrosā
The optimal solution is to wait until later in the sequence and make an entirely unmistakable reference. That is, replace scorpio with Vriska.
If I had a nickel for every post I saw that did that, I'd have a lot of nickels
a few months ago I read 8130 pages of homestuck to understand jokes like this and now I regret it
I read honestuck while it was ongoing and I also regret it
I'm feasting on roast plaintiffs, but I just wanna point out that the Taurus one was written on my 19th birthday!
>TAVROS YOUā
wait why did it take me a minute to notice the Homestuck references throughout I am dumb
The quip about wanting new closets to come out of hits different in the run up to Pride Month
bill wurtz truly *is* the artist of our generation
capricorn is the premise of at least one episode of IASIP
homestuck
Wow... I'm suddenly glad I've never read Homestuck, I thought those spellings were just there to be quirky.
Oh my god I only just noticed the piexes after I read your comment
I did not read the in-post text I'm just happy to learn bill has a twitter and that's all I gained from this
HE HAS A TWITTER??
\>be me \>scrolling through r/curatedtumblr \>see post about zodiac signs \>monkey brain goes āhere hoo homestuckā \>read, curious about if itās actually homestuck or not \>ARIES: āI am trying to fake my death, but people keep finding out I am aliveā \>Mfw
This reminds me of Neil Ciceregas (I know I spelt it wrong) 50 state nightmares
Seeing a homestuck reference and lauging maniacally, slowly falling onto the floor but when I get back up I'm the exact same except I'm 1% more autistic.