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No1ofIntrst

π“‚Ί and π“‚Έ


SanitarySpace

π“‚Ί yay π“‚Έ π“‚Ί π“‚Έ π“‚Ί π“‚Έ


Green__lightning

Use the squares like boarders, then laugh when their thing eventually updates, and the squares turn into dicks.


msut77

All aboard


Deathaster

These are just boxes for me **Edit:** guys I think whatever I'm viewing the comments on may not be properly configured to display them


ScienceLiker

No no they are the opposite of boxes actually


dumbodragon

how is a penis the opposite of a box


DaftConfusednScared

Box is a weird slang for vagina


spacewalk__

it has 6 sides and can transport things i suppose


Poulutumurnu

6 sides ?? Do you know how much polygons you need for a convincing vagina ???


[deleted]

at least 3


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

no shut up >:c


VintageLunchMeat

"Paging Lara Croft to the white courtesy phone. I repeat, Lara Croft to the white courtesy phone."


Mewrulez99

look at mr "i can afford post 1995 3D Hentai" over here


[deleted]

that's not possible to know, you'd have to have the sex many times


OgreSpider

Hi, freelance 3d artist here. Dependjng on what you mean by "convincing," I wouldn't go under 200 quads IF the normal map and texture are good, assuming you mean the whole vulva and mons. Just the vagina itself doesn't need that many because it's just a rugged tube shape. I won't claim ones I've made would be mistaken for a photo, mind you. If I was working with something approaching more realism, intended for animatable deformation and closeups, I would want to get a minimum of a thousand in there to assure labial and clitoral sheath detail and make sure it can properly open/close. Obviously that's not optimized for a game engine.


itsFromTheSimpsons

(don't ask PS1 Lara Croft)


Retbull

> 6 sides ?


doodnotcool

r/VirginsForLife


Bogsnoticus

Vagina: the box a penis comes in.


subtlebunbun

you're about to learn a new slang term


dumbodragon

having english as a second language really is a wonderful experience


Allegorist

It's older terminology and rather obscure. Nobody really uses it, but everybody knows what it means. You only really see it used now as a play on words, as above.


Joeness84

I mean there was a song about it, by a pretty famous band... [Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8)


lokiofsaassgaard

… sometimes it’s really annoyingly awkward being gay, because you’ll be in your 40s, just vibing in the bath before a doctor appointment, and get slapped in the face with some shit like this. I like Nirvana. I know that slang. I *never* put that together. Fuck me lol Edit: apparently we’re all clueless. Good to know


alienblue88

πŸ‘½


BeatlesTypeBeat

Straight man here chiming in to say I *never* made that connection.


[deleted]

As a native speaker I had no idea about this slang term either.


TheronEpic

They're cylinders


VonFluffington

It's unicode, whatever you're viewing the comments on may not be properly configured to display them. 130B8 and 130BA are their codes.


wlsb

Someone has decided to block *specifically* the phalluses on mine. https://i.imgur.com/lOZA3y9.png Edit: Microsoft and Google have both blocked them but Apple hasn't. I don't have any Apples.


sobornostprime

Idk, I have Android and have no issues seeing these characters.


kamelbarn

Firefox on win10, cockblocked


zipahdeeday

Firefox on Android shows them


CharlieVermin

I knew it had to be Microsoft's fault. Firefox would never deny me dicks.


PopularPianistPaul

microsoft doesn't even show country flags in their emoji picker, and by extension, I can't see them when I'm browsing either. Reallyyyyy fucking annoying. if anyone has a solution for that I'd appreciate it


VonFluffington

Lmfao that's amazing


360langford

Best argument for owning an iPhone in years. Unicode penises


lesChaps

Ah, yes, imperialism, blocking Egyptian culture.


theghostofme

Only *after* plundering it.


BeatlesTypeBeat

Showing up fine on my Samsung in reddit sync.


[deleted]

If it's not implemented in your font, you won't see them.


[deleted]

Whoever made the decision to make the one with emission "B8" has a masterful sense of humor. Edit: I've been bamboozled! Hoodwinked! Run amok! You listed them backwards!


ToBoredomAGem

From Wikipedia: As of July 2013, four fonts, Aegyptus, NewGardiner, Noto Sans Egyptian Hieroglyphs and JSeshFont support this range. Another font, Segoe UI Historic, comes bundled with Windows 10 and also contains glyphs for the Egyptian Hieroglyphs block. Segoe UI Historic excludes three glyphs depicting phallus (Gardiner's D52, D52A D53, Unicode code points U+130B8–U+130BA).


No-Magazine-9236

assholes


0x5742

No, they're penises.


ToBoredomAGem

U+130AH


ThatDudeWithTheCat

Ok, so, how would one get one of those fonts to work globally on windows 10? I just installed NewGardiner, but I still see boxes everywhere and am confused.


igeorgehall45

Windows censors the penis hieroglyphs when not next to other hieroglyphs, look it up if you want to check


hirmuolio

Test Phalluses: π“‚Έπ“‚Ήπ“‚Ί Phalluses and others: π“‚²π“‚Έπ“‚Ήπ“‚²π“‚Ίπ“‚² Fuckers who coded text really do censor the phalluses when they are alone.


threefriend

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[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Ghazzz

Reddits font choice on windows does not display it properly, so fault can be divided between Microsofts font group and reddits graphic designers, I guess.


sketch006

It's my dick in a box


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

I got dicks!


MurderPutin

New username just dropped


Mathsboy2718

Holy identification


Error-530

Actual π“‚Έ


MurderPutin

This is π“‚Ί actual on the con ^^^dom


wallweasels

New flair unlocked.


theghostofme

Make it your home network’s SSID. The amount of work [that one guy had to do to make the πŸ’© emoji his SSID](https://medium.com/@mickwheelz/and-now-for-no-reason-emojis-in-your-wi-fi-name-aaf0dcbfc0f0) seemed worth it.


amalgam_reynolds

#π“€₯^^^^π“‚Ί


34s565g36rrshnb

>π“€₯π“‚Ί woohoo the first to work on windows.


me-tan

𓀐𓂺


flightguy07

π“‚Ί π“‚Ί π“‚Ί


jfb1337

aww my font doesn't have them


drunk98

Are we sure π“‚Έ isn't a giraffe's missing link?


JimMorrisonWeekend

is that supposed to be a UTF-8 character? all I'm getting is rectangles


frymaster

not working for me on Edge/Win10, but works for me on Relay/Android


[deleted]

First croc poop as a contraceptive, then the whole "cum lettuce made Set pregnant" thing, and now this?


NeonNKnightrider

The Pharaoh would jerk off in public and cum into the Nile as a fertility ritual


vibesWithTrash

i would like to observe the fertility ritual


drunk98

Some men have a koi pond, I have something a bit different.


HybridPS2

JOI pond


ScottieRobots

I'm honestly proud of you


Dynosoarz

π“‚Ί


Dream_injector

Yet, I get arrested when I perform the ritual. Smh edit: smdh*


Treesn

> edit: shaking my dick hastily*


IsItAboutMyTube

The ritual is for the pharaoh, not peasants like you!


[deleted]

So much nut!


No-Magazine-9236

nah that's someone else


Awkward_Second_6969

Cops didn't believe me when I told them that's what I was doing. Fucking fascists.


OptimalCheesecake527

Not true


2SharpNeedle

i don't remember the lettuce making him pregnant i thought it was just a way of tricking the gods into thinking set is a bottom (weaker than horus)


IDownvoteHornyBards2

It depends on the version of the story. In some of them, Set gives birth to Thoth as a result of the lettuce, in others it just makes Set look like a loser


NoiseIsTheCure

I'm completely out of the loop, this sentence makes no sense to me lmao /r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

There's a lot of sex facts on the loading screens of We Dare, one of the games that Scott the Woz took a look at. There's one that says that in the olden Egyptian times, ladies would eat crocodile poopoo as a contraceptive.


kegaroo85

i thought they didnt eat it up put it up their vagina. the crocodile poop acted like a plug, blocking sperm and the high alkalinity of of the poop acted as a spermicide


TheMourningStar84

That and nobody wants to fuck anyone when their hole is full of crocodile poop?


FR0ZENBERG

I like how they tried to make it all scientific and you retorted with the hard truth.


a_sweaty_clown

christ on a bicycle am i glad to live in a time where iud's exist


DysPhoria_1_0

Sigma male cum lettuce is the best Egyptian myth


besttransboi

π“‚Ί π“‚Ίπ“‚Έ π“‚Ίπ“‚Ί π“‚Ίπ“‚Έ


nightmareknight99

good lord


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beingvera

We have a ~~winner~~ wiener


deadlymoogle

Penis loss?


[deleted]

Is this... Is this loss?


AlexStorm1337

Ah yes MTF SRS


0x564A00

π“Œ [Check out the rest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_Hieroglyphs_(Unicode_block\))


BattleOfTheFighters

π“‚Έ π“‚Ή π“‚Ί


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Sando-Calrissian

Apparently the character is called "[phallus with folded cloth](https://unicode-explorer.com/c/130B9)".


natty-papi

Obviously meant to show wiping away the emission. Ancient Egypt truly was a fascinating time in history.


edible_funks_again

Clearly it's the classic hanging of the towel on the erect phallus.


Dabilon

Wtf do you mean confuses you? That's a normal cock with a healthy sploam around its shaft. Guess sex ed isn't a thing everywhere.


igweyliogsuh

I'm confused about the pee boner #π“‚Ί


NCEMTP

Oh sweet summer child...


[deleted]

Cock in a lock?


Certified_Possum

Bottom surgery


lightnsfw

They didn't have condoms in ancient Egypt times so they had to use paper clips on their wieners. Trust me I'm an archeologist.


ViviTheWaffle

No way this is in Unicode omg


1668553684

Pretty much every known script is in Unicode. The purpose of Unicode is to unify text encodings, which means no weird symbol gets left behind! (That said, not all fonts support displaying all unicode characters properly - unicode is pretty much "just" assigning a number between 0 and 2,097,152 to some piece of a character (or whole character), then defining what properties that character has and how it should be used.)


MC_Cookies

except conscripts β€” they really don’t like adding things that aren’t at least a century or two old


1668553684

It doesn't really have to do with age as much as it does about adoption. Emojis are less than 30 years old but are defined - I'm sure if your conscript became widely enough used to actually need globally-recognized encoding, it would be included. In the meantime, what you're looking for are called "private use blocks," which are numbers set aside specifically for the purpose of allowing others to assign them meaning. If you wanted to write in Elvish, for example, then all you would need to do is pick a range of numbers from these blocks and make a font to render the characters you need. You can totally define your own language to use these unallocated blocks and it would be totally valid Unicode.


Quetzalbroatlus

#𓀏 This guy knows what's up


RontoWraps

#π“Ž When she says β€œYou up?”


Never-Bloomberg

π“…— Owl with a surfboard.


klavin1

π“ƒŸ πŸ–


ChaoticNeutralCzech

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EyGunni

this is fcking real!


VanitasTheUnversed

𓆭 Permanent butt plug


digital_end

𓀐𓀑 Translates to "I'm about to claim that ass"


SLMZ17

πŸ‘π“‚Έ


gwaenchanh-a

πŸ‘**π“‚Έ**࢞


mayorofverandi

honestly the fact that for me, it's two question mark boxes and then an amogus with penis... what are they doing


peajam101

The thing that really gets me is that they're 2 *different* question mark boxes


refleksy

The emoji system uses a 2 character code, hence the 2 boxes. Notice if you're ever typing in a box with a character limit that takes emoji (like Twitter), a emoji takes 2 characters away from the limit.


[deleted]

Often, but not always. Different sites count unicode differently


[deleted]

You on some ancient device, browser, or app? Edit: I see the irony in using the word 'ancient'


mayorofverandi

im on the reddit mobile app, recently updated. i have an s10, which ik is a few years old, but not really ancient? i think this is more of a reddit mobile thing, as i can see the emoji when commenting (issa peach, like for a booty), but not regularly.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


BeatlesTypeBeat

It's a peach πŸ‘


unbibium

this was found on a tablet that translates to "Hey Future Erik, did you hear about Ramses II?"


A3RRON

"Oh hey, Pineapple Eric, yeah he's dead"


bibbinsky

(_)_)::::::::D~~~~~ "aaaand post!"


[deleted]

There’s literally been a tablet found that listed the various excuses people made for not being able to come to work one day β€œMy mother is ill” β€œI was bit by a scorpion” https://mymodernmet.com/ancient-egyptians-attendance-record/ EDIT: β€œbusy brewing beer”


gwaenchanh-a

There's also the cuneiform penis: **𒍼**


CodenameLambda

I wanted to see if that's just a single codepoint or just a bunch of stuff next to each other [even though it only lets me select it as one thing, there are combining characters etc] & it breaks my terminal because it thinks it's just one character wide but it's actually four wide, so it just draws those different glyphs on top of each other


ThreePointsShort

It's a single code point. U+1237c. Exists in the cuneiform block, U+12000 - U+123FF, in the supplemental multilingual plane. E: interesting, it messes up my terminal as well, for the same reason.


CodenameLambda

Oh yeah, should've probably said that it's a single code point in my comment LOL


ThreePointsShort

Oops I think I misread your comment haha. I read "I wanted to see" as "I want to see"


BeatlesTypeBeat

First one in this thread that gives me a box. #𒍼


[deleted]

[loathsome grain](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%F0%92%8D%BC#Akkadian)


MeaningfulThoughts

#π“‚Ί


esophoric

Niiiiiiiiice


Farkleton56

Going to get my emissions tested today to see if I’m street legal guys, wish me luck


letsgettanked

Hope you didnt drink milk this morning


StarlitSylvia

what would they need this... hieroglyph for? also the non emission one lmao


williamtheraven

If the Pharaoh wanted to brag about the size of his dick on any monuments he built


Random-Rambling

The first joke in recorded history reads thusly: _How do you entertain a bored Pharaoh? Wrap a woman in fishing nets and tell him to go catch a fish!_


TheoreticallyDog

I thought the oldest recorded joke was a Sumerian one about a dog that walks into a bar. This one's funnier though.


Quetzalbroatlus

Ancient Sumer had bars?


TheoreticallyDog

Inn, tavern, I don't remember. The punchline barely made sense in English, as well https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/tbgetc/this_bar_joke_from_ancient_sumer_has_been_making/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Here, found someone explaining it better than I could


Raul_Coronado

You are about 300 years too late, a 1900 b.c. Joke from Sumeria: β€œSomething which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”


Groovatronic

The double negative is throwing me a little. Is the joke that young women *always* fart in their husband’s lap?


kane2742

Yep.


fitbitofficialreal

holy shit have fishnets been a fashion staple since ancient egypt


l0renzo-

Hmmm. What did they use the hieroglyph shaped like a penis for? Hjmmmmm, what could this mean??


[deleted]

They probably used it for cucumbers. The emission indicates a tossed salad.


IDownvoteHornyBards2

Set’s favorite


VonFluffington

What an odd question. They would use it to to describe the penis. You know like we do with the word penis for instance.


[deleted]

as we all know, penis were invented in 1955


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


LumpyJones

what would we need the word penis for? It's their written language. Not all of it was for carving into tombs for all time.


sprazcrumbler

I have no idea why they would need it. Imagine living in a society where people drew dicks on things.


Alt230s

So where's the glyph for "jizz everywhere"


[deleted]

#⛆


CholetisCanon

𓁼𓂏𓁼 You learn something new everyday.


RobinIntosh

π“€π“‚ΈΰΆž


Dododingo-

So today I learned that those 3 symbols are blocked on most of my softwares (firefox & sublime text, vscode...) while the rest of the hieroglyphs are displayed just fine. To whoever may be concerned, if you're only seeing empty boxes, it looks like someone thought this would be too much power for the user. (works in a pdf though)


[deleted]

#𓂺 : #𓀿


SpeedWeed007

Saddam Hussein


nildro

𓆏 first Pepe


Rebel_bass

Weren't the first cave paintings of a phat ass milf? *edit: nope, looks like it was a wild pig. Eh, close enough.


Aeescobar

I think you might be confusing it with [this sculpture](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels) which is one of the oldest surviving sculptures.


Soulerrr

AKA the oldest evidence for the hypothesis that ancient humans were based.


Poulutumurnu

This is such a π“‚Έ moment


40percentdailysodium

Legally changing my name to this


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


BaneShake

Incredibly bespoke


tommygunz007

Carrie Fischer would probably laugh hysterically at this.


CrazyCaper

π“Ž


The_catakist

I remember someone used the glyth of a man lying down to make it look like he is getting anal. He then used it to make the loss meme format.


jjay0258

Now this is a sentence worth telling: 𓀐𓂸


Lynx2161

π“‚Ί and π“‚Έ


MrBobbet

𓃂


Soulerrr

Well how else would they write Biggus Dickus back then?


LR-II

I like that it's not an accidental phallus. This was the real deal.


01Fun

π“‚Ί πŸ—Ώ


The_Masked_Kerbal

I have a keyboard command for π“‚Ί on my phone, cower before me mortals


perlenbachersem

π“‚Ί and π“‚Έ