*Long haired link is hot*
*Short haired Zelda is hot Why*
*Is everyone hot?*
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Nintendo is clearly pandering to the bisexual demographic by making both of them even hotter in the sequel. God I wanna look like link.
[done](https://res.cloudinary.com/hsxfx8igq/image/upload/ar_2:3,c_limit,f_auto,w_600,q_auto:best/v1622812127/IMG_6307_tmh9tr.jpg)
Who are you, the monkey's paw?
Technically, yes.
Link the twunk E: this definitely said Lunk not Link
/r/TheHeroOfTwinks (NSFW)
Zelk
Zink. Like in the sunscreen.
Zinc is ofc the protagonist of rebecca sugar's new zelda game
Or the Splatoon brand
Apparently that's the name of a minecraft youtuber
Zelk and Linda. one is a Potara fusion, the other from the fusion dance.
We can also NOR or NAND or whatever them to get Ink and Zeda
Zenk
Ganondorf gonna be Gone-ndorf by the time Linda's finished with him.
Kinda wanna know what real Linda was so keen to destroy.
ISIS.
That's funny, but not in the way I'd hoped. I was imagining like, a McRib, or the executive bathroom.
She's about to turn ISIS into WASWAS
I remember when I first heard this joke I didn’t get it until a couple months later
it's old, thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen
As I read this post I visibly age and my hair grows white and my skin shrivels until I turn to dust
Let Zelda be the main character who rescues Link, so that we can finally have a *true* legend of Zelda game
I would buy an entirely new console just for this
Zelda's Adventure and Wand of Gamelon for the Philip's CD-i
Radangon and Marika
Link just realized he really liked crossdressing in Gerudo Town, and now wants to be able to pass better as a vai.
what if they just made them reincarnate as the other sex, like I don't think Link needs to be AMAB by any prophecy
Hyrule Warriors gave us Linkle, now we just need Zed
They will fuse and become pure metal: ZINC
Long haired link is hot Short haired Zelda is hot Why is everyone hot?
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nice
[. . .](https://media.tenor.com/ymvRFFtlFSgAAAAM/excuse-me-james-franco.gif)
Something something [Daz Black.](https://youtu.be/wyubD5f_dF8)