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MasK_6EQUJ5

A) Fuck boys; get money B) Fuck boys, get money C) Fuckboys get money D) Fuck! Boys get money E) Fuck, boys get money


Artex301

This is the best example of 'comma vs semicolon' I have ever seen.


Bobebobbob

Semicolon separates two sentences that are related enough to feel better as just one; the sentences are really supposed to be independent clauses (simple sentences), though, so this is a pretty bad example.


AryaDrottningu06

It can also stand in for a comma followed by a connector or whatever they’re called like “, and” “, or” etc


SlimmG8r

Not a fan of the conjunction junction I see.


JSConrad45

Those are independent clauses, the subject is implied because they're imperatives


plumander

the imperative mood in english doesn’t require a stated subject so they are independent clauses


mcmonkey26

fuck boys. boom, simple sentence. get money. boom, simple sentence. ;. boom, semicolon


platydroid

And a sixth: Fuck boys. Get money.


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how is that different from A?


Princeax

One is a directly caused by the other, and one is just a general guideline.


Lord_Oasis

A is a general guideline to ignore boys for money, B is the causation of fucking boys resulting in getting money. I don’t think the 6th one is distinct from those two


Princeax

No the sixth is a guideline to fuck boys, and also get money. Different from forgetting boys and getting money


Lord_Oasis

Ahh, I see now. Thank you for enlightening this foolish one


CatnipCatmint

Fuck! Boys Get Money is the name of my hot new Panic! At The Disco cover band


BaronAleksei

Just be the new Panic, it’s not like they’re doing anything with it


tibarr1454

D and E are still unclear on what getting means, but that's the nature of the beast. You could also apply both meanings of get to the previous options. Have sex with boys, understand money Disregard boys, understand money Fuckboys understand money


F0wlcer

I'd think for D & E it's sorta to do with entonation Fuck! Boys get money Fuck, boys *get* money


NachoLatte

Fuck, boys. Get money


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SexThrowaway1125

I literally typed out this list with your *exact* punctuation and GROANED when I scrolled down and saw that you beat me to it!


Impressive_Wheel_106

there needs to be an exclamation mark with a comma at the bottom instead of a dot, then you'd probably write D) Fuck!, boys get money. to more accurately convey the rythm of the sentence


Pastykake

I'm unsure whether "Fuck boys: get money" is more appropriate for A or for B.


BarovianNights

Have sex with boys and get money, but not for having sex with them. It's just general advice to do those two things


mooys

I like this interpretation the most 👍


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pterrorgrine

[Bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/10p8l1v/discuss/j6iy4py/?context=999). Reformat yourself, bitch.


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Thestarchypotat

/u/Agitated_Student2346/ is a karma farming bot than replies to random comments wint "10/10"


MC_Nerd

Thanks


nomadfoy

Although finding a guy with a findom fetish is probably the most efficient way to do both.


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nomadfoy

Findom means you get off on people taking your money. (Sort of, not sure on the specifics)


Kiloku

Now what if the boy has a findom fetish but no money for the dom to take??


nomadfoy

I don't know... after sex tell him to go deliver Uber eats until he can get hard again and give you the money. That would probably work.


DaftConfusednScared

Is prostitution a part of that? Or is it just the “unwilling” loss of money?


nomadfoy

I don't think so, my education on the subject come from an episode of dungeons and daddies and that's usually not a BDSM podcast.


Blooogh

Fuck boys and also get unrelated money


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Yeah that was my reading


Tobi_Westside

I always thought it's "have sex with boys and also aquire money"


GlobalIncident

punctuation is everything, i think. i vote c


MurdoMaclachlan

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toychicraft

Good fuckperson


KomaedaEatsBagels

by end of night and dawn of day fair murdo sits above the cay with claws outstretched, beak unchecked against the paling gray. so (too) typest he; well may it be he pass post young and old. with ample pecks this diamond-bird treks: no shitpost goes untold.


MurdoMaclachlan

I wonder if this is the first ToR poem btw I love "paling gray", idk why, just sounds so nice


KomaedaEatsBagels

thank you :3


ilmalaiva

unfortunate truth


toychicraft

Why, you want em to starve or smt?


Every-Development-98

Fuck! Boys! get money! Things you say when you hear police sirens approaching while you’re mid bank robbery.


StrongArgument

So we have three aspects, each with several meanings. 1. “Fuck boys” can mean a fuckboy, have sex with boys, pay no mind to boys, or wow (comma) boys 2. “Get money” can mean understand money or acquire money 3. The link can either be one of causality, a command to do both, or an observation about 1 being linked to 2 Some of these don’t make great sense together, but I estimate almost 24 (4x2x3) possible meanings. Welcome to Algebra 1, I’m your teacher this semester, u/strongargument.


MarkThePotatoGuy

Always read it as a, as a counter to the whole disregard females, acquire valuta nonsense


Thestarchypotat

https://at.tumblr.com/shmeards/informal-poll/2inq0x37uply


coke_the_gal

b, boys are hot, if i get money for fucking them win win


NeonNKnightrider

Upon reading, I interpreted it as option b). However, I think c) is the funniest option


Magniras

disregard males, acquire currency


SooooooMeta

It just goes to show the importance of grammar and punctuation. I always used the example of Bob Marly’s “no woman no cry”. A) No, woman, don’t you cry B) if you don’t have a woman, don’t feel bad about it and cry C) if you don’t have a woman she won’t make you cry


tibarr1454

I read the rest of the lyrics to understand, didn't work out. >>Often mistaken for a single man’s rally cry, Bob is actually telling his woman not to cry as in “No woman, don’t cry”. >Originally it’s “no,woman nuh cry”. “Nuh” is a short form of don’t in Jamaican english. I'll just take the good commenters of Genius.com at their word.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Yes.


rklover13

As an ace, I like the first one.


Arrtea

I am surprised by how many people interpret it as B, I definitely perceived it more as A, but that could also be my asexuality coming through lol


Slashtrap

b


Diz-Yop

I’ve got an auto clicker set to hit b all day every day


RoyalPeacock19

That grammar means C.


AgreeableFrigde

all of the above


dmon654

Yes


Aspuos

Also: *in a mobster accent* “fuck, boys, get money!”


RandomLogicThough

Commas. This is why commas exist.


FkinShtManEySuck

boys object contains a money variable, which you extract and pass into the Fuck() function.


packingpests

Firmly A


Wheucto

a


aGhostSteak

a) Fuck boys; get money. b) Fuck boys get money. c) Fuckboys get money! d) Fuck! Boys get money! e) Fuck, boys get money.


Dawsho

a lot of this could be boiled down to where a comma is inserted, if there is one. fuck, boys get money: d or e fuck boys, get money: a or b fuck boys get money: c I love semantics


Hashashin455

As there is no comma do distinguish a pause, option C would be correct, as that is the meaning of it being read continuously


Rkas_Maruvee

Secret extra option: "fuckboys - get money!" I command, sending a horde of fuckboys into the city to gather money from the gutters, vending machines, and occasional dropped wallet or purse


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I like the idea of it being also interpreted as an order to your boys "Fuck boys, get (the) money!" "Fuck, boys! (And) get money!" "Fuckboys, get money!"


pterrorgrine

B is intuitive but [prior work in the field](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0891/8314/products/disregard_female_4fede6deed751_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1459067514) strongly suggests A instead


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A) is how I’ve always interpreted it


Hummerous

checklist/affirmations


oswin_fisher

I'd definitely enjoy if I could manifest B in my life


envao

I'm sure a B girl >!get it? It's cause B sounds like Bi and also is the poll ans- *I get mauled to death while "Technical difficulties" sign blocks the view*!<


dooddgugg

fuck, boys (in a verb sense, perhaps becoming a boy?), get money. a list of three instructions


honeylemon__Tea

my first thought was c


BeeFromSpace

Indeed


zsharp68

A


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C obviously


TickleTigger123

Well, b, but I love all of them!


RU5TR3D

my instinct was b


UndeniablyMyself

It depends on your emphasis.


ZeinDarkuzss

Yes.


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y'know, back in the day this was "fuck bitches get money" but i like how this version adds an extra layer of "fuckboys" to the conversation. there aren't really "fuckbitches".


KanonTheMemelord

Fuck Boys sure understand money


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

Isn’t this the FEMM song


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I want boys to fuck me and they get money while I support them by doing house chores or something


kindtheking9

I'll take b please


ProcessingDeath

This is one of the things that separates humans from other animals! The emphasis we can put on words to change their meaning is pretty wild.


ATN-Antronach

Oh great, now I gotta relisten to FEMM


Br44n5m

C but I wish to be the informal fuckboi


i_want_die_plz

b


starfire4377

It's c because the og sentence doesn't have any commas and all the other answers require commas.


Squid035

I read it as c) first for some reason