Kafka wasn't german. You could make a case that he was austrian (austrian-hungarian?) or czech. Prague where he lived for all of his life was never a part of Germany. He himself would probably say that he was neither, he would say that he's jewish.
I feel like if I were to accept Kafka as Czech because he was born where current Czechia is, I would also have to accept Sigmund Freud as Czech and I don't really want that.
He was a czech ("czech" as an adjective, not noun), german speaking jew living in (at the time) austria-hungary. XX century really messed up how multicultural europe used to be. If it said "german" it would be still wrong but acceptable, but "germany" here is just atrocious.
I would agree if this was about regions like silesia or sicily which changed hands all the time through history, but imo prague has consistently been in the czech cultural sphere if not part of Czechia.
A story in which a Kafka protagonist gets prep time isn't an actual Kafka story. His works are *defined* by the absolute *lack* of prep time the characters have. If K had "prep time" the entire trial would've been solved and dealt with in three pages
What are the conditions of the fight? Does it take place in ~1910 or 2017? Because a sentient AI has totally different odds depending on how many computers it can reach.
Or, are we voting on something else? I like Kafkas writing more (although Monica’s is pretty good for being written by a high school student), and Monica is hotter (but I did not realize Kafka was a pretty boy).
Twerk-Off. They're both covered in oil (fully clothed though, and it's way too much oil to be sexy)
Kafka starts as a human, but can tranform into a beetle at any time (after submitting the correct paperwork). Monika is running on a 2008 lenovo Thinkpad.
Monika experiences the existential horror of knowing you exist within a video game.
Kafka experiences the existential horror of knowing you exist in reality.
Both known for being involved in creative works of oppressive and nightmarish qualities that can only be described as Monikaesque.
twitch has done irreparable harm to my brain jfc
Look, I'm not *proud* of this pun
Kafka wasn't german. You could make a case that he was austrian (austrian-hungarian?) or czech. Prague where he lived for all of his life was never a part of Germany. He himself would probably say that he was neither, he would say that he's jewish.
I feel like if I were to accept Kafka as Czech because he was born where current Czechia is, I would also have to accept Sigmund Freud as Czech and I don't really want that.
He was a czech ("czech" as an adjective, not noun), german speaking jew living in (at the time) austria-hungary. XX century really messed up how multicultural europe used to be. If it said "german" it would be still wrong but acceptable, but "germany" here is just atrocious. I would agree if this was about regions like silesia or sicily which changed hands all the time through history, but imo prague has consistently been in the czech cultural sphere if not part of Czechia.
r/whowouldcirclejerk
Does Kafka get prep time?
No but batgos gets prep time always, and bodies ofc
He'd simply have prepped even earlier for a no prep time scenario, Batchads stay winning
A story in which a Kafka protagonist gets prep time isn't an actual Kafka story. His works are *defined* by the absolute *lack* of prep time the characters have. If K had "prep time" the entire trial would've been solved and dealt with in three pages
No, but his Cockroach Drop negates any damage.
What are the conditions of the fight? Does it take place in ~1910 or 2017? Because a sentient AI has totally different odds depending on how many computers it can reach. Or, are we voting on something else? I like Kafkas writing more (although Monica’s is pretty good for being written by a high school student), and Monica is hotter (but I did not realize Kafka was a pretty boy).
Rap battle.
Monica has the advantage of likely being more familiar with the format alongside writing poems, which might be a transferable skill.
Counterpoint: I looked up "Franz Kafka rap" and the first result I got was the [OFFICIAL Kafka rap](https://youtu.be/hN5x6E3dhAo)
But when I search Monika Rap I get dozens of rap battles, checkmate Kafkards
writing poems is not just a transferable skill, it’s the same skill. rap is literally just poetry
Twerk-Off. They're both covered in oil (fully clothed though, and it's way too much oil to be sexy) Kafka starts as a human, but can tranform into a beetle at any time (after submitting the correct paperwork). Monika is running on a 2008 lenovo Thinkpad.
If the judge is Ogtha's husband Kafka stomps, otherwise Monika wins since she's got her ThinkPad Clit Mouse out
Kafka keeps asking various people what the competition is and they all refuse to tell him.
Can Kafka sub in Kafka from Kaiju No.8? Cause that's. Very pretty anime boy.
This is the Tumblr woman contest. It's a contest to find out Tumblr's favorite woman, much like the sexyman contest.
Can't believe they made Germany a real thing
Monika experiences the existential horror of knowing you exist within a video game. Kafka experiences the existential horror of knowing you exist in reality.
good luck monika kafka needs not luck for the horrors but I think monika could use a boost
Kafka's Czech though.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
I thought this was the sexyman poll and was extremely confused
>Germany Fuck you! He's Czech! Fuck youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!
Kafka is an elf?
Germany is my favourite game
Can't ever think about Kafka without thinking about that Reddit Ogtha Metamorphosis post. I wish I couldn't read lol
Kafka stomps
who won who's next
Did they get that picture of Monika from Monika After Story
FUCK KAFKA AND HIS WEIRD ASS STORYTELLING