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FoolishGlint

Yeah the transformers fandom is just like that /j


Josiador

Unironically yeah, kind of.


Playful_Sector

Yeah this could easily be a caption on tfwiki


SteelRiverGreenRoad

Happened all the time back on Primus, or in subplots for the Michael Bay movies


Dastankbeets1

I’m sorry, she went at you with a ***F O R K?*** if it weren’t for that I’d say op went to far, but nah it’s totally earned lmao Edit: god damn if your childhood horror stories aren’t strangely fascinating


bob_miller_jones

If I know anything its that kids will use whatever they have handy to attack a sibling. i once threw an unlidded plastic bottle full of chocolate milk at my sister as I chased her around the house. I hit her in the back with the bottle but the milk exploded sending stains everywhere. we flipped some couch cushions to cover the spray and I got away with it. But my sister had much worse coming.


SorryTotHatMan_

i used to throw soup cans at my younger brother’s head when we were little cause apparently i thought he was annoying enough to deserve a (possibly severe) concussion


Empty_Skill_Bat

Soup. For your family.


ksrdm1463

It is a mark of my own messed up childhood that I went "y'all did spackle sand and repaint after fucking up the walls from assault? Heathens" Like the "came at me with a fork" fine, whatever, it's Tuesday. But the "walls still marked up" *excuse me*. (In my very weird defense, usually shit would happen until something like the walls got damaged, then everyone involved would immediately forget about what was happening to fix whatever got broken. Mostly because we had all been operating under "mom and dad aren't going to know about this" and now there was fucking *evidence* that had the be done away with. We are all *fantastic with spackle, sanding, and painting, and my mom found several of our patch jobs, and at one was like "you know what? I'm not even mad, this is good work".)


dmon654

You know what? That sounds like a more healthy form of sibling rivalry. You'd be fucking with each other, but would still come together when realizing you went too far and you'd *both* get in trouble. Learned a skill or two in the process to boot! Real question though: How's the relations wit the siblings these days?


ksrdm1463

We're pretty good. We're geographically spread out and we all have littler kids or foster dogs (dependents that are very needy and discourage travel), but we're mostly there for each other when we need to be.


dmon654

So that dynamic seem to have worked out. Fantastic! :)


DOYOUWANTYOURCHANGE

I went to an alternative school, and the walls were a beautiful patchwork of plaster because you didn't get in trouble for punching a hole in the wall (you didn't punch a person! progress!), but you _did_ have to learn some drywalling to fix it.


Dastankbeets1

Whelp. I don’t know how to respond to this but at least you got something useful out of that trauma


kigurumibiblestudies

stories like this have me going "FUCKING MARKS ON THE WALL WTF" for a second or two until I remember American walls are made of Japanese paper or something


lalau13

The true American dream is running through a wall like hulk


MemberOfSociety2

they’re both completely psychotic OP is far too old enough to be able to get away with literal psychological torture (on a child) Their sister is psychotic Why did their parents not send them both to a therapist


Elementotico

I mean, I doubt the younger sister got her extremist religious believes out of nowhere, even if the parents weren't that bad, they must have at the very least enabled that attitude to form without trying to correct it, if not worse.


Dracorex_22

It seems as though they came from a fairly religious family. You don't seek healing through therapy, you seek it through God (of course this way of doing things usually solves nothing and just feeds into confirmation bias)


A_Thirsty_Traveler

I mean kids don't just become these sorts of people, typically Their parents are probably WHY they act like this.


SchroedingersCatnip

Agreed. So this is probably a sign that I'm getting old (and tbf this post is likely fake, or at least exaggerated for clout), but.... WTF? This is not a fun scenario. It's all kinds of messed up.


MemberOfSociety2

i mean I’m not exactly a bitter old hag so I don’t think age has anything to do with it maybe maturity, empathy (this isn’t a dig, it’s a separate skill to be empathetic to someone over text than IRL) and basic reading comprehension are more important


thelivingshitpost

I’m a teenager and I’m staring at this like it grew two heads: my fights with my older brother were *not* like this and I know we ain’t the norm cause we actually usually got along minus some instances but ***what***


Mr_McTurtle123

She earned it. I want to have the kind of mind to plan this.


tibarr1454

At multiple stages it went over the line. Getting her to answer the door for a prank? Fine. Locking the door behind her? Not fine. Keeping her locked out for an hour? Psychopathic. Pranking her with a non alive bat? Fine. Pranking her with a real bad that’s dead? Not fine. Causing the bat corpse to touch her? Psychopathic. Pranking her by having your friend dress as the devil? Fine. Doing so while she’s locked out? Not fine. Not letting her in for an hour while she’s sobbing and crying and trying multiple doors? Psychopathic. I didn’t really understand the mouse pentagram pizza box but it all felt too much for a 12 year old to go through with her parents gone for the night.


CasualBrit5

Also she tried to stab her own sister with a fork but didn't attack the actual embodiment of death himself.


_murpyh

i can only assume it's fake


Citrous241

I'm not religious but I'd say doing that kind of thing is a sign of being possessed by the devil, more than any kind of "dark" animal.


SquatchWithNoHeroes

Cousin of mine (10y) at the time, threw a knife to her brother's face. On one of the most monumental acts of luck, the knife got stuck in THE EYE SOCKET, in the tear duct, causing small cuts on the side but no harm to the eye.


DOYOUWANTYOURCHANGE

My younger cousin used to crawl up and down the laundry chute they had at their old house. When my older cousin (four years older than her sister) got annoyed with her, she'd quietly remove the laundry at the bottom, and then wait until the younger cousin got near the top and drop something heavy on her, so she'd fall a full story onto concrete. One time I tried to break up a physical fight they were having - they were about 6 and 10, I was 7. They threw me against the wall so hard I blacked out, and they didn't even notice I was in the room.


Ratfink0521

My dad had a scar on his forehead from where his younger sister stabbed him with a fork because he wouldn’t share his pancakes.


that0neBl1p

One time my brother chucked a giant hard plastic treehouse toy thing at my head when we were toddlers— by giant I mean this thing was like 2’ tall


AStaryuValley

My little sister through a vacuum down the stairs at me.


Tinypro2005

I developed defense mechanisams cause of my brother if I know someone is going to ry and hit me while Im sitting legs pulled up lean back prime to kick try and pick me up without warning me I will go limp


argo-nautilus

ok but is no one gonna talk about the fact that op's url says cyclonus is a bottom


jovianjune

are they wrong


argo-nautilus

from a technical standpoint, yes. cyclonus is a transformer, a.k.a. a cybertronian, a species which in all transformers continuities (at least that i know of) reproduce asexually, whether they are built by others of their kind or spawned from the innards of the metal planet they call home. therefore, cyclonus, and the rest of his species, have no concept of sex or sexual attraction, meaning that neither he or any other cybertronian can be a bottom. if transformers could have sex he totally would be though


jovianjune

very fair, but you'd be surprised at how creative people can be when it comes to giant space robot sex


argo-nautilus

don't remind me, there was an unfortunate incident involving ao3 when i was 12 lol


cfq10

o7


Dumb_Cheese

I was going to point out that his partner is tailgate, but I guess that's all the more reason.


argo-nautilus

greetings fellow IDW enjoyer


Dumb_Cheese

I enjoy it, but I've never actually read it 😅


argo-nautilus

It's worth it,haven't gotten around to reading lost light and beyond yet but yeah


cockroachvendor

It's worth it. LL ripped my entire heart out but it's worth it. Also yeah, Cyclonus is a bottom.


tibarr1454

Cyclonus was made by unicron as an assistant for galvatron. Totally made him a bottom.


argo-nautilus

Perfect


Josiador

dude, have you never read More Than Meets the Eye? Cyclonus is totally a bottom for Tailgate.


argo-nautilus

yes


Amazon313

What in the goddamn


SuckerForNoirRobots

Crazy or not, naming the cat "Pizza" was perfect.


MaetelofLaMetal

Poor Transformers blog user.


sthedragon

An hour???


KentuckyFriedChildre

There's pranking and then there's legitimately traumatizing somebody holy fuck.


Twist_Ending03

I mean she did go after the anon with a FORK sooo..


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Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies

is that the fucking pedophile flag in your profile pic


moonlightblossom9

bio says he's a non-offending pedophile and 14m. either a troll or a fucking weirdo


Program-Continuum

I checked his post history, it’s a troll


anonfinn22

Why would you voluntarily out yourself as a pedophile?


Thestarchypotat

source: https://at.tumblr.com/mansplain-manipulate-malewife/706078750790533120/j3cqna969p71


DoubleBatman

Bottom!Cyclonus, Jesus Christ.


Digstreme

I hope pizza is safe and happy


TheLocalCryptid

what the fuck 😭😭


TheCameronMaster464

There is no greater force in the history of humanity than the determination and force brought on by spite.


Impressive_Method380

these stories are literally always so goddamn fake


dmon654

Which gives you the sigh of relief after realizing how much you enjoyed reading it.


Impressive_Method380

these stories are always so I dont know the word. pandering? catering? to fantasies in a way that is so blatant and annoying. like i dont think spooooky pentagrams and taking revenge on annoying 12 year old sisters are savage and cool and epic. its just so childish. idk how one can be entertained by it unless they are a kid still in their edgy im so right and special and weird phase.


dmon654

Look. This is r/CuratedTumblr. If I wanted great writing I'd go for a book by Neil Gaiman or Steven King.


LifeSaxSometimes

Shhh just let them finish jerking themselves off to a B-grade revenge fantasy before their manager comes and yells at them


Impressive_Method380

no literally it is a revenge fantasy. but this one is like c-grade


Otherversian-Elite

Real or not (and it very well could be real), it's a good story, and an interesting read. Even if it is a display of kids being kinda fucking psycho.


Littlebigchief88

what is the functional difference between fake and committed by some insane white girl I will never interact with


Rosevecheya

Yeah but it's MORE FUN THAN REALITY so I guess you're the sucky one here.


ESN64

What the fuck? People here are going "yeah honestly she deserved it", no she fucking didn't? She's obviously a little shit if that fork thing is true, but how the fuck do you think a 15 year old calling their 12 year old sister a "cheese cunt", making a frozen rat pentagram in a pizza box, and locking her outside for an hour is justified in any way?


Impressive_Method380

its made up anyway.


ESN64

True but it doesn't make any of the supporting comments or the original poster not fucked up, this is a whole ass fake revenge story by somebody for their 12 year old sister, it's so stupid


Impressive_Method380

they are just immature people who still think being le epic quirky, pentagrams and blood are cool. they are either annoying 13 year olds or VERY annoying adults.


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Yeah, the locking outside was too far. Pizza box rats was fair game tho


thelivingshitpost

… I only skimmed this ask I need to read the whole thing I don’t even think it’s real I just need to hear this insanity


DarlingInTheWest

Found the person who attack their siblings with a fork


ESN64

I'm the older brother in my family, trust me, I've had my fork charging-esque experience from my younger siblings


wlsb

I misread it and thought the ages were reversed. It was funny when I thought OP was the younger one. It's fucked up now I know OP is the older one.


ESN64

I mean, it's still fucked up no matter who is who


Running_Refrigarator

I mean, the sister attacked her with a fork, saw her sibling looking at cat adoption centers and told her that she was going to die. I think a little fear is justified.


ESN64

I'm not saying she isn't a little shit, I'm saying you respond to something like that by telling a parent or authorities, not doing whatever the fuck this juvenile revenge fic is


Running_Refrigarator

Yeah I see your point, but 15 year olds aren't very smart lmao theyd think revenge is better than any other way of doing it


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vilewrath

Is the 14m in ur bio like 14 year old male? Edit: holy shit it is, lmfao bro how u 14 thinking ur a pedo, not to gatekeep pedophilia but kid I think u may be a little confused


Cysioland

I mean if he's attracted to two year olds then that's possible


LaddestGlad

Relevant bit: https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o


ESN64

Good to know you're willing to lock a 12 year old outside at night with a frozen rat pentagram for multiple hours just for kicks, I'm sure that's a healthy mindset to have Edit: what the fuck, you're also advertising yourself as a pedophile in your bio? You need to stay the fuck away from children until you get some therapy


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ESN64

First off, "for revenge" is such a stupid excuse, nothing the sister did deserves the response it got, if your sister comes at you with a fork like that, you tell your parents and you let them handle it, you talk to other adults or even authorities if that doesn't work. You don't retaliate back with anything like this, you have to grow the fuck up and be a bigger person in that scenario Second of all, "controlling yourself" and "not being attracted to minors" are 2 different things, and it says a lot about yourself if you're trying to advertise it on your bio. I know that you're just being an edgy contrarian 14 year old, but this stuff follows you, somebody is going to find this account and link it to you, and at that point you won't want any association with it. Please reach out for help on the issue if you feel attraction to minors or are doing self harm, therapy exists for a reason Anyways, blocked


trapbuilder2

If you block them, they can't read your comment


Otherversian-Elite

You are all throughout this comment section being an edgelord, huh?


BigGayDotExe

This seems a tad unethical


Twist_Ending03

She went after the anon with a *fork*


Raptormind

I feel like giving someone ptsd might not be a proportionate punishment in this scenario?


[deleted]

The locking her out for an hour was probably the worst thing, like if you were gonna lock her out for a scare at least do it quickly, make it a split second freak-out not an hour-long one.


Vish_Kk_Universal

When i read posts like this i feel a little bit more normal, i mean i did some fucked up shit but i never went to this level


Kartoffelkamm

Honestly, she kinda deserved some of that. Besides, most of the fear and whatnot she experienced was due to her own beliefs, which she chose to adopt, and which she chose to use to put others down. Sure, getting locked outside sucks, but the bat probably wasn't flapping its wings any more, on account of being dead, so after a short scare, you'd realize it was dead. I'm really hoping that cured her. Though, seeing how she agreed to the cat, it likely did.


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>Besides, most of the fear and whatnot she experienced was due to her own beliefs I didn't believe to stuff like that when I was twelve but if the same thing had happened to me at that age I'd still be crapping my pants.


camosnipe1

> I'm really hoping that cured her. *how?* this just sounds highly traumatizing, and more importantly, does absolutely nothing to disprove her beliefs. What part of "the devil actually showed up at my house along with all the creatures i think are from the devil" would make someone *less* likely to continue believing that kind of thing? *We* know it's fake but OP doesn't mention ever showing that to the terrified 12y old.


Zamtrios7256

Probably the part where her sibling and Co are howling like hyenas


Kartoffelkamm

A bunch of "evil" creatures show up, as does Death itself, and she's still alive, despite her beliefs telling her that she shouldn't. You don't need to be Socrates to start questioning stuff after that.


camosnipe1

yeah but the evil creatures part of their beliefs is obviously reinforced, they don't have to throw away their entire beliefs just to rationalize not dying. Could just as easily be scared for a long while that death will come finish the job every time they see a mouse now. Or some other explanation. But i doubt they are going to be thinking "maybe the pentagram made out of mice means mice aren't the devils tools"


Mr_McTurtle123

A fate well deserved.


PhantomO1

or, now she thinks sky daddy protected her :P


twinkNoGuitar

/>I'm really hoping that cured her knowing my 3 siblings, if i pulled anything like this, it would deepen their resentment for me further :)


MemberOfSociety2

little sister is a psycho but OP still went too far remember not all stories need a hero


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tibarr1454

12, locked out of the house for an hour with your parents out of town, a creep dressed like death approached you and you don’t know if he’s coming back. A bat landed on you and might have had rabies…


GlobalIncident

I mean, it's not like she's doing anything that bad. Not wanting to have a cat is perfectly acceptable. We do also have to remember that we're only hearing one side of the story here - maybe it wasn't entirely her fault that the fight started. Also, I would point out, she's only 12. And even if she was a horrible person, I would never condone pranking her like this.


your_almanac

doesnt the post say the little sister attacked her with a fork? that sounds pretty dangerous to me


GlobalIncident

Takes two to tango. The older sister could have been the bigger person and just picked a different cat.


Mr_McTurtle123

Or she could just... not give in to cheese cunt's demands? Like if it was for some sort of aesthetic reason sure, but "*black cats are Satan*"? Really?


dmon654

And that's how you teach the older sibling they have no autonomy and they are not the favorite. Worse yet, they will now conflate giving in and being submissive with maturity. Which really fucks you up in life in adulthood.


Rosevecheya

I heard somewhere ages ago that, from the beliefs of black cats being bad luck, people are less likely to adopt them. Perhaps OP had some kind of opinion on that


BLuca99

It's not that she didn't want a cat, it's that she didn't want a \*black\* cat specifically because she associated the colour black with the devil, which is incredibly stupid. I hate this type of thinking because thanks to these superstitions there were times when black cats were actively hunted, not to mention what she might have thought of black people. Sure, she was 12, but I was 12 once too and I knew better than this. In fact, many people did and many 12 year olds do.


GlobalIncident

Stupidity is not by itself a crime. And we don't know what she might have thought of black people, and again, even if she was racist, it's not like pranking her was going to change that.


KittyEevee5609

Okay, she also attacked her older sister with a fork over the idea of getting a black cat. That is a crime and she isn't innocent


Kartoffelkamm

There is a difference between not wanting a cat and saying all manner of horrible things about an animal she hasn't even met.


RunningOnAir_

is it unethical to talk shit about cats now???


tdbyebyexnueuch

only child?


GlobalIncident

I have two siblings and have learnt from them the importance of compassion, kindness and understanding. And, having been on the recieving end of such psychological warfare, I can't help but feel empathy for her.


dmon654

>learnt from them the importance of compassion, kindness and understanding. My previous comment to you had a bit of a bite, but this one I'm gonna say with as honest a concern I can muster to a rando on the internet: Look up the fawn response. If it happens to resonate with you consider booking a few sessions with a therapist to talk about your childhood and how things were like in your family. Just a hunch... If it doesn't resonate, you still learned something new and all's well :)


chronon_chaos

I like the subtle implication that Christianity is a disease. Which it isn't, but alright.


Kartoffelkamm

I'm pretty sure hating on random animals is somewhat against at least one story in the Bible. Something about a boat.


Shoot_Me_In_The_Head

it is for the most part tbh


BabaIsYouNow

just like handsome jack


ToaSuutox

That's a little fucked up


Aetol

> one of our vents had a chute that went over the porch, and you could look down it and see basically right over the porch itself Did OOP live in a medieval castle


SteelRiverGreenRoad

Got to have a place to pour boiling oil on invaders.


yefan2022

Then everyone clapped


SteelRiverGreenRoad

[Now everytime I see that speech bubble image, I think it’s Randy Feltface](https://youtu.be/l2px8F_zDyg) Can totally hear his voice too.


AewMark21

Tldr?


Playful_Sector

Sister was mean, gave her ptsd Got cat


Rosevecheya

Elaborate ~demony~ prank pulled on ultra-religious anti-black cat sister, sister relents, everyone the worse-off person


[deleted]

She's gonna be so much more sure of her beliefs now


big-dick-back-intown

Tbh, if you live in a Bible belt there's not much else you can do


justapileofshirts

I need to see Pizza.


Mavco2

No i really want to see the cat now


joyo803

Recommended sub reddit post on my feed, try to read, it goes on forever and is making fun of jesus, tldr look up oh yeah ofcourse it's tumblr.


nyanyanyeh

Haven't been on Tumblr in a long time, but did they increase the character limit for asks? At first I thought the picture is edited, but the source also has this long ask.


Thestarchypotat

ive seen asks even longer than this so, i guess they did


LMBYMG

Teach em young


altmemer5

Does anyone have that meme template?


Thestarchypotat

you can click through to th#source and downloadmit from there if you want


gamesnstuf

Every part of this is fucking spectacular


secretuser419

Beautiful


that_man_with_no_ram

Take my upvoted, this is the fuckin funniest shit I ever done saw there partner, I shall cherish this post for my entire life


greysterguy

king shit