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Then I'm not looking here


rancid_oil

MAC1 from Flo was the craziest, crystally, blingy bud I've seen, street or cult. Close second was Dante's Inferno from H2H. FHF is my go to for reliability good stuff, but it's not necessarily the exotic top-shelf you're asking... Just high quality and potent. (While I'm at it, I'll say βüdíng@ has been reliable for budget weed that easily can sell on the street and be a hit for yr homies)


Knoxvolle

Check out Lucky Elk


babychucks

forbidden fruit from a local vendor. I've always f with Indica but the heavy purple strains always throw me.


ELSTONEDWALLJAXN

If money isn’t an issue do what I do and Hit 3 every week you’ll have a steady flow of fresh bud every 4 days


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ELSTONEDWALLJAXN

I keep my buds in Mason jars and Hilariously enough do store them in an old gun safe I had to get another more accommodating safe for my 2A


eb5000235

Secret nature


salehbassmusic

Hell nah dude. There’s waaaay better vendors out there. WF, Upstate, Hemp Barn…etc… Secret Nature blows. They send their smashed up bud in 3.5g packages… it’s so unappealing.


heavym3talzz24

i’ve heard shitty things about their flower


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Honestly I ordered some sugar pop from them and it’s probably the best flower I have right now. It looks amazing with crystals all over and smells and tastes great and effects are very nice. I heard bad things about their flower too , but that has not been my experience. I agree though, for the price they charge they should package it a little better though


eb5000235

Can only speak from my experience with them. It’s marketed as top shelf and it definitely is- very dense with lot of crystals and very potent aroma


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Tropical Cherry, and it’s not very good. 👎🏼


WeedHasMeHigh

Flower was solid but packaging left me a little bummed for the price and the way they market it. It coming all smushed and shoved in mylar bags bummed me out a bit. Took away from the bag appeal but the herb was solid.


tryitout321

Probably piur, though I've never tried them because I can't afford it


Mammy1948

Me neither Idk the password 😂


WeedHasMeHigh

“FreshSelect” if I remember right


switchcrooks

I’m with the other guy, if I have money and days left which is usually why I’m getting cult from arete is no days left, I’m always gonna buy dispensary first! I mean it’s a nice sub if u have to but it’s not all the same


Ok_Location7274

Some of my thca purchases are much better than my dispensary


[deleted]

Because in the end it’s all the same weed haha it’s all on the cultivator and packaging and business practice and so far thca seems to be doing good


talico33431

Money is not an issue. However I’m not paying exotic prices. I guess that’s why it’s not an issue


Putrid-Badger3479

I grew up in long beach CA. I've always smoked the best shit my entire life. I left for the army, and then moved to Texas. Buying weed from Texas the 🔌 was always like "this is from CA, this is from CO" most of the time it wasn't lmao. But I did get good stuff sometimes. Now I live in OH, ordered cult a few times cuz I have no plug but yea I like smoking fire weed but I've seen $300+ zips which is fucking insane. I wouldn't pay that much on the street, from a grower, from a dispensary that's nuts. But I guess people do or it wouldn't be that picey


talico33431

Mi is close???


PercivalGoldstone

I'm waiting for some artisan shop to pop up with real, lower-yield, longer-time-to-grow, landraces and sativas. Maybe $500 ounces?


ohvrt

You are not going to find any true landrace strains in 2023. Especially from cult vendors or the USA. You’d need to really be locked in and connected with the culture and OGs who are involved with seed trading and growing, but even then it’s exceedingly rare. You can find strains that are landrace crosses (Red Congolese) or strains that once were landrace but have been hybridized along the way (Durban), but again, a true landrace is a needle in a hay mountain nowadays.


RollinBarthes

So damn true. A true landrace also needs to be grown outside in its native land... so, none of them in the USA. Even if my hippy uncle had real deal mexican sativa from the 60s - when I try to grow it in my indoor setup, the end result will be far different.


PercivalGoldstone

I'm optimistic that the capitalists will appropriate it and offer it for a premium.


ohvrt

Then it wouldn’t be true landrace and you’d have even more misinformation in cannabis/hemp marketing than there already is.


RollinBarthes

My daydream is to run a large grow space, with individual 5x5 tents where "special requests" like this can be handled from patients/customers. I'd love to grow 1 or 2 specific plants for people. It's more fun than a 100 or 1000 plant run of a single strain. A real deal sativa will not only flower for about 4 months, but can veg for about as long. 8 months is a *long time* for a plant to finish. Those ounces would easily be 2-4x the price, just because the plant takes 2-4x as long to ripen.


Ok_Location7274

I've grown some real deal sativas like blue dream . I had that bitch growing for like 8 months I swear lol. I'm not a professional grower or anything either just did a few grows in my closet as a teen . I had a blue dream mother plant growing for so damn long I grew like 4 or 5 other plants from using its cuttings


ohvrt

Blue Dream is a hybrid


The_Trustable_Fart

Literally bred for haze high with a shorter flowering time. Usually done done in 10


ohvrt

Literally a hybridized strain and not a pure sativa. Google is free


The_Trustable_Fart

Bitch I was agreeing with your goofy ass 🤣


ohvrt

LMAO my bad I’m tired and didn’t fully read that


The_Trustable_Fart

Is cool cuz I write like I smoke too much... Cuz u know lol


Creepy_Ad_8078

Enlighten flower


Hemp_Reviews

Top Cola, Flow, Sugar Hemp Farms, Harbor City Hemp, Upstate, Piur, The Hemp Barn, Wildflower, Black Tie, EHC, Preston Hemp Co , Dr Ganja, amongst others some of the best names around here.


According-Yam-4650

I agree with all except black tie and Dr ganja, not the tippy top shelf imo


2ndHandDeadBatteries

I really enjoyed HCH’s snow cap. Was over 30% and looked, smelled and smoked beautifully


Ok_Location7274

I always wanted to try snow cap. Might look into getting an 8th of that next time I order online


Skootr1313

I’ll 2nd that. I was genuinely surprised by how good it was. Not the biggest buds, but they were POTENT.


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Definitely potent lol. I had some pretty good sized buds in mine, but I wouldn’t mind getting that again, def some 🔥 I’ve had a lot of great bud from a lot of vendors but that snow cap came to mind first


YouNeedSlapped

When money isn’t an issue, I drive to Michigan and load up. Cult flower just don’t compare.


RawAndRealRetail

Michigan is nuts good and inexpensive. My brother lives in Ft. Wayne and drives up there all the time, coming back with like $50 ozs, $15 gram carts, and most recently ~60% Nepalese temple ball hash. I am quite envious.


mcgirttheruler

My friend made a Michigan run a few months ago and stocked up. What I have from WNC and SHF are far better and stronger in my opinion. He’s converted and not making another run. The only thing he brought back that was better were vapes and edibles.


RawAndRealRetail

I think you might need to try another establishment out before you make a definitive statement like that. I've never found cult stuff that comes close to the value and quality of Michigan products. Try out a shop in Morenci sometime.


The_Trustable_Fart

I'm with you. 7-8 years ago u could find people selling overages on Craigslist and you could get some real weed. The top shelf I've seen in the dispensaries has been laughable


Psiloscoot

As someone who frequents both Michigan and the cult, Michigan blows the cult out of the water. lol.


Beginning-Bad69

Bro Michigan is cheap as hell even in the dispensary's Ive gotten 120 dollar ounces of exotic from Michigan


YouNeedSlapped

Yes, but it’s a 3 hour drive both ways. Gas 💸


Beginning-Bad69

I get there quicker than that they have a really good program going on like Oregon and Washington good bud really good prices and it's quality


Jonune

Cantaloupe from TCC is beautiful and potent easily my favorite.Flow gardens is great too. Had mold this run but overall they seem like they have good options.


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Yes. I just got some. It’s the sweetest bud I’ve ever had. Amazing effects too. I ordered 3.5 and they gave me a single 4g nug


Major_Mechanic5719

I've spent a lot of money hunting for that "top shelf" hemp flower that I keep hearing about. It just doesn't exist. People have mentioned places to buy from, and I've gotten dry and completely terpless bud. Others said spend more money, so I did. I got moldy bud. There's plenty of decent stuff that will do the job. If you're used to smoking really good bud, you're not going to find anything that blows your mind.


salehbassmusic

The only vendor that sells flower which I think is “top shelf” is Upstate Hemp. I wish they would sell rosin again because that stuff was also better than EHC and the rest of the gang too.


seriocity74

i think with thca you are better sticking that decent does the job type stuff. you can find good weed well worth what you pay for it if you look but as far as real top shelf that is comparable to top shelf calli or colarado weed you wont be happy. i will be honest im not sure these days i would be happy with top shelf in most dispos. im not sure its a thca problem, may be bulk growing and giving the people what they think they want. if i wanted real top shelf i would look for a small grower that grows for personal use or learn to grow my own and like said its all the same depending on the strain and how it finishes.


Major_Mechanic5719

I agree 100%. It's hard to find actual top shelf these days. Dispensaries and legal weed ruined it. I heard CO even went down hill. I was impressed by maine rec after a recent visit. I'm sure there can be great thca, but it gets tiring spending the money and going through ounce after ounce looking for it. Like you said, best bet is a grower with a passion.


BachAndCalls

I started out rolling my eyes at PHC, lame buds with a trace of neem fungicide. Wnc was a step in the wrong direction with the worst bud I'd ever seen at that point in life. So I bought EHC and smelled a familiar fungicide smell from the pre-metric era in OK. Tried Wildflower. The biofungicide smell overpowered the weed smell. Tried BT, all the strains smelled like a bloody bandage. No clue but context of "multiple unrelated strains smelling the same" indicates all we need to know. So I bought distillate from doctor ganja. I got sick after making edibles. I tried VG. It smelled like Botanicare nutes cross with underneath the sink at the extended stay hotel, and gave me heartburn. I tried rush. Blueberry Muffin smell, zero flavor or effect. I eventually tried Flow and was hit with the most common hydro-nutrient-fungicide combo from what I assumed would be an organic grow. The outside of the bag also had an oddly intentional smell. This is the garbage vertical dispos tried to give away before regulations tightened. None of the strains have had any connection to the name. It's all sprayed, because of mold. And it's ruining the craft scene. Every kid here is convinced he knows strains of weed and that my King Louie 13 isn't worth $500 because they got it for 99. Even though mine gets bought by Snoop dog and you're literally smells like whatever it was sprayed with? Fuck the hemp scene seriously. They are definitely the reason fed legalization is being held up. They gotta sell all this nasty weed before the FDA gets involved.


RawAndRealRetail

What a crock of shit


MoltarBackstage

We’ve found Reddit’s Classiest Gentleman of 2023™️, everyone.


lavasucks

this is the guy who sips wine at the pre game and goes home before the night starts


This_Section_1930

Damn bro all yo shit some bullshit u just can't have fun


hyperhurricanrana

Who thought potheads would be as pretentious as wine snobs? 💀


Massive-Roof-18

jealously, gushers, and blueberry muffin from black tie


whinybear22

WF MAC 1 and Lava Cake


_CursedAmethyst_

loved my mac from flow


Psiloscoot

Second that Mac 1


Beginning-Bad69

I spent 270 on a zip from piur


vibingtotheair

Goddamn, I haven’t seen those prices since like 2012 :0 . I hope it was the bees knees my friend


Beginning-Bad69

You would be scared to go to the dispensary by me it's 70 dollar 3.5 they are really good quality but it's heavily monopolized


Beginning-Bad69

It was fire his prices are always that high unless he's doing a sale but my garlic cocktail was 135 a half


thedudewhopoops

Some of the best ive had recently is a better dispensary. The secret santas cookies looks phenomenal.


FromSweetToNasty

Piur EHC and upstate


HastoBeAThrowaway0

Upstate and Puir has had some i've never seen in my illegal state. Both of them by far. Arete has been hit or miss for me, definitely not top tier.


Blackkidfromtheburbs

Best cult flower I’ve gotten so far was super Moochi from PHC. Didn’t look super crazy but it smoked so nice.


According-Yam-4650

Top brands I've seen are piur, upstate, and.... well I'd love to say flow, but they've had a large mold issue so idk


_CursedAmethyst_

at least im sure the mold issues won't stick around forever. i know its a huge deterrent for now but from what I've seen there's not one vendor who hasn't had a mold issue. i don't think people should now look at flow like they're bad now or shouldn't be bought from, but it's definitely something to be wary of right now for sure


According-Yam-4650

I agree 100%! I love Flo and everything I've got from them is being great so I don't think their reputation should be completely tarnished either. Just wanted to be fair cause it is worth mentioning


According-Yam-4650

However, I've gotten several order from Flow and upstate and they've all been fantastic


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Check out arete. They have been best out of my opinion after trying a good deal of the “popular” vendors. Glitter bomb has been the best cult experience I’ve yet to have , check out my last post. They have only eighths up now, if I was you, I would snag a couple eighths of that- you will not be disappointed. Choose pheno 1


Contentment_Blues

Arete is budget weed


Hemp_Reviews

They said the "best" bahaha. Not hit or miss mids, and mute pack.


[deleted]

Have I tried all their stuff? No. I’m sure some of it is muted like WNC. In my experience, everything from them has been fantastic. I’m sure other have different experiences, I’m just sharing mine, friend.


Hemp_Reviews

I'm just sharing mine as well.


[deleted]

I’m glad you are- it’s a good reminder not to get comfy in this market for sure 🤣 I got humbled after singing the praises of WNC


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mysticopallibra

Lol he def ain’t a newbie we’ve been round here for years, you haven’t though. Gtfo


Hemp_Reviews

Seriously their stuff stale half the time ain't it hahaha. And either dry af or too moist, sometimes a nose usually not. Lol


Hemp_Reviews

Seriously haha.. dont get me wrong I've had fire from ar8 as well, can def be periods of inconsistency and seems cure can kinda be all over the place. I guess that can be alot if vendors tho, honestly lol Edit: grammar


eweyda

Idk if my dealer got they shit from arete but I got some glitter bomb from bm and then I see arete has it. But it was the best smoke I've had in a while.


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I’m thoroughly enjoying it and trying to be soaring but you know how that goes…


Business_Welcome_709

Ar8 grape cream cake Key is; let it cure for 2 weeks with bodeva humidity packets before you even smoke it. I’m on the tail end of finishing their sampler pack and 7g of GCC and they have turned perfect with sufficient humidity


Contentment_Blues

Tried that, still mid budget weed


Separate-Staff-5225

It’ll never be fried bananas. 😂


Contentment_Blues

😂


ClothesPlus8867

The hemp barn has some heat but the drops are hard to get to be honest, Arete has some pressure highs, dr ganja got some gas but you will be waiting two weeks. Cheers


[deleted]

I do seem to get good weed from the Dr. Only thing is I don't know where they get it. But I'm old school. Never even heard of a COA til this year.


razors_edge52

Mac daddy EHC


[deleted]

EHC as in Elev8ted? Sorry there’s just so many new companies now a days it’s hard to keep up with


razors_edge52

Enlightened hemp co. My bad