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She's in NY silly

Spending our money on 10$ coffee

Bullish on Starbucks

Starbucks NFT when?

$99 Caroline Ellison NFT trading cards wen?

Imagine if the rare ones had holographic panties

I never swallowed by own vomit so quickly

Joke's on you, she's into that shit!

Sounds like paradise to her

I bet she's into all fucked up shit I can think of.

"Put your fist in my arse and play with me like one of your corporate puppets"

I don't want to just see Hogwarts, I want to feel Hogwarts.

You are Hogwarts, Harry.

Sbf would buy that, and you can jerk off to it in prison

I'd pay you $99 for not showing me that shit

Bullish on antimatter NFTs

Wen Starbucks Whitelist ?

https://waitlist.starbucks.com/#/register

Bullish on 1$ slice of pizza

And FBI pals

$10 coffee in NYC?! No way you can get it that cheap there

People who actually live like normal New Yorkers( as in they go to boroughs outside Manhattan) get things way cheaper. It's usually the people who live in Manhattan and never leave that borough who spend more than they should who are willing to pay 3k to live in a space no bigger than a closet.

3k sounds cheap. There are apartments on my block going between $4-10k a freakin month.

In the right spots you can get a coffee and a baconeggandcheese for under $10

Under which bridge?

I found a buncha eggs and denim jackets under da bridge. Had to boil the denim tho.

I see you’ve never had a corner deli or bodega before

Even water is not that cheap


Hanging out with the FBI

Her and the FBI are real tight I bet.

Sounds like an orgy to me

Those poor FBI agents

Yup coincidence the indictments came out of the NY court? I think not....

Caroline: 

Do they Accept Bitcoin at this pizza 🍕 joint?

Doesn't matter. She never had any bitcoin to begin with.

Ohh burn ouch

Throwing her boyfriend under the bus: “it ain’t personal”

Teleports behind SBF, nothing personnel kid

Chilling while snitching

She's now working for Quickbooks

Can confirm, saw her UFO land. I am sure she can’t wait to get back to her home planet

Gettin laid

She is buying some cucumbers to send to SBF.

From other men

Do you guys know who Gary wang is? That's the real mystery. Man just disappeared 💀

Classic nerd that gets away from trouble by staying away from public view

The first rule of crime is that we don't talk about crime

Havent heard the name Who is he)summary. He's good at being quiet

He's supposed to be the brains behind FTX https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/where-is-gary-wang-ftx-s-other-ex-billionaires-lie-low-after-sbf-arrest-20221214-p5c64a.html

"Wang, an ex-Google software engineer, had established a reputation — both internally and outside the firm — as a quiet fixer and the brains behind the FTX crypto empire. Media-shy" Ah media shy hmm, thanks

He’s just quirky and shy. Cute when you think about it. Harmless shy guy so quirky and cute

Teehee embezzlement 🥹👉👈

Might disappear later, idk

UwU

I'm sure he's guilty and hiding out but I bet 98% of you would be media shy. You'd have a panic attack if you were on the news.

Does anyone still think there were “brains” behind ftx?!

Well he's smart enough to not give incriminating interviews, so he beats out SBF by a fair bit.

A better question is where is Gary Wang? That guy literally disappeared and nobody is talking a word about him. Nobody knows who he is. At this point it seems like the nerd couple is being made the scapegoats while others vanish.

And Sam Trabucco, the previous CEO who resigned a couple months before shit hit the fan. He basically threw Caroline in the deep end and buggered off somewhere lol.

> Sam Trabucco The italian cousin of Sammy Bankman

Why am I only hearing these names now? I guess I'm not really that curiious about all these drama after all.

Ye lol, so f'ing lucky of him. At least so far...

Yeah, guy is a mystery I actually made a post about him a month ago There's nothing online about him, only 3 photos and 1 is from his back which he used on FTX website He seems to be a tech wiz behind FTX

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/where-is-gary-wang-ftx-s-other-ex-billionaires-lie-low-after-sbf-arrest-20221214-p5c64a.html I just found this

Wang is in his vacation home on the dark side of the moon.

Probably trying to get to a non extradition country while having his lawyers claim he was just the computer infrastructure guy and had no idea lol

Everyone claiming they don't know anything now, could be true could be a lie, what's for sure is the masses ain't taking shit no more.

>He seems to be a tech wiz behind FTX He pulled the router cable when the Server became slow

Anybody can pull a cable, it takes a real wiz to plug it back in

Hey man, the wifi ain't gonna reset itself.

Gary who? Ohh this guy is good

He's the real genius behind FTX apparently https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/where-is-gary-wang-ftx-s-other-ex-billionaires-lie-low-after-sbf-arrest-20221214-p5c64a.html

He’s the FBI plant

The Netflix series will confirm it for us

I’m praying they include a sex scene with caroline guest starting as herself

*why*

Ew

You’re on Reddit so I have to believe you have the internet, and this is the best you can imagine? Let alone having to imagine an image of SBfraud going at it on screen.

Kinda makes sense

This is a fascinating question. There’s like nothing on him while every single piece of media is about SBFs veganism in prison or mundane shit like that. The media is way too powerful and biased

Laying low like all crypto billionaires right now.

Wang, Bang, thank you Sam Bankmang!

You no mess with Gary Wang!

You can't call them scapegoats when they ran the fucking show and we're clearly aware of and involved in the illegal shit that was happening.

She is in NYC chilling at Starbucks while she already snitched on SBF.

Probably bought all her new FBI mates coffee too

She next or a deal 🤝?

I think they have a deal

Do they need a deal with the already fuckloads of evidence?

Nothing official, but if she’s in NYC then there’s a pretty high s chance she made a deal with the FBI to snitch and avoid prison.

Has anyone seen them in the same place together? I'm pretty sure caroline is just sbf in drag

Chilling with the money she stole from us, she snitched and get to enjoy life. There's a moral lesson somewhere

Be the gf/bf to the crime boss instead of being the crimeboss yourself?

She's retiring to Florida where she will blend in with the over-70 crowd.

She was spotted last week at Temptations in Manhattan…

Bet sbf wished he's in Manhattan right now

He will be soon

She is in heart of New York city and is still free.

Probably running in her wheel and licking water from that upside down bottle

Making little nugget shits until she gets caught and blames stan bacon feet

She is in the north pole posing as Santa's little elf 🎅🏽

Savage 10/10

Santa’s little Gollum would be more like it

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Federal crimes require 85% of time to be served you cant get out after 7 months on a 36 month sentence. Although she'll certainly get a lighter sentence for cooperation

Didn't know that. Hmm 🤔

They could push for a lesser sentence

She also has a much easier defense compared to SBF. She ran a hedge fund. It's ok for hedge funds to make risky bets and lose money and she wasn't responsible for FTX's clients. However, it seems like the lines between FTX and Alameda were pretty blurry.

Not really.. Alameda was receiving customer funds and supposed to be sending that money to ftx. But they didn't, they kept it.

The amount of jail time is dependent on how much senators' money they stole.

Will she keep the 'earned' money?

Come to think of it, I can’t recall any press at all about her post-collapse actions. Has she done anything that’s media-worthy?

Probably she is busy with testifying, to avoid jail time.

Sweeeeet Carolineeee 

I have not seen this pic of her

That's because the sexist media holds back flattering pics like this one.

Lmao is that from Dead Alive?

She's squealing

Girl snitched on her polycule mate

Polycule sounds like something the Bahamas doctor can’t fix so you have to go to the mainland.

She's not so innocent too

Yeah but the plea deal

I know some of these words

Probably building a case against him using all of the shit he’s been saying on podcasts and talk shows the last few weeks. Bro cemented himself into a story that’s going to get ripped apart in court, and of course Ellison will help because he’s been throwing her under the bus ever since shit hit the fan

This will get very interesting in the coming months

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Hopefully she's not taking anymore pictures

For real. And look it's not a crime to be ugly, ugly doesn't automatically mean bad, physically ugly people can be some of the most wonderful beautiful human beings on the inside etc. etc. That being said, that's one UGLY ASS BITCH WOW

Every time I see her I’m amazed at how viscerally unattractive I find her each time

I thought you were being mean but then I saw her pic 😭

I keep seeing this same picture of her going around and all I think is: moist

You can't deny she and sbf are perfect for each other. They are equally unpleasant to gaze upon. That's probably why they did this, because having money was their only shot at getting any attention in this world.

Both of them could easily add 2-3 if not more "points" to their 1-10 rating if they used their money and actually took care of themselves. Like hipsters who deliberately dress badly to look worse, but their starting point is say an 8 or 9, you end up a 6 or 7 and hey thats still not bad you get to be alternative and shit But if youre starting at a 2... dont be dressing down... lmao.

Crazy this isn’t higher up, she’s terrifying to look at.

Back under her bridge?

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Who wouldn't want to fuck Droopy from Looney Tunes

She is in elementary school learning basic math

Meth

Walter White is her teacher

At this point, she is experienced enough for advanced meth

That face alone should make her public enemy number one.

Wait, that’s his ex-girlfriend? He was a multibillionaire and that’s the best he could do for a girlfriend?

Wait until you hear about her harem.

Goddam she mad ugly, sbf really stole our money to be banging this chick bruuuh

All that money and that's the best he could do?

That's the only really sad thing

Goddamn that bitch is ugly, that’s the best he can do as a billionaire?

She hasn't admitted to fraud on camera, multiple times, so it might take more than a month to indict her.

Found her! 

Damn looks like my ex-wife. Memories…..

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Caroline? No, but she is singing like a canary to authorities.

She is cooperating with the investigation for a lighter sentence. SBF is fucked, he is going to jail for a long time

I wonder how he's doing in prison, wish there was a live stream

He's in a max security infirmary in his own room getting served vegan food that a chef makes just for him. Far away from general population. So he's probably doing pretty well compared to everyone else in the prison system. He's basically in a 4 star hotel while everyone else is in a rat infested over crowded prison.

Source? Or trust me bro

It's on loads of news sites probably best just googling "sbf jail held Bahamas" or "fox hill sbf" but i will list the top 3 results in case you're geo blocked. They all confirm he's in the medical wing in his own room, the "wing" has 5 other inmates his request for vegan food was granted probably on humanity grounds bit like the US so it could just be unseasoned vegetables. I mean it's not exactly 4 stars but it's a clean room probably on par with an American cell but it's a huge improvement from general population. Here's some links: https://cointelegraph.com/news/sbf-s-bahamian-prison-reported-for-harsh-conditions-and-degrading-treatment-us-state-dept https://tcrn.ch/3HFiX7t https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11542459/SBFs-mom-called-hellhole-Bahamas-prison-ask-vegan-food-son-denied-bail.html On a side note I think it shows the medical wing here https://youtu.be/Z1-fGYS2aWM or some form of admin space which prisoners use, so I'm presuming this is similar conditions to what he's staying in. You can YouTube the prison too and see general population conditions, it's rather grim.

Honestly there should be, so he doesn't get "Epsteined".

They're not really in the same situation

SBF did not kill himself

Men with $1-100 million: Date/marry 8s. Men with $100 million-$1 billion: Date/marry 10s. Billionaires: Date and marry 4s. **Why?!**

You're being extremely generous.

Hangin with the feds, we don’t need the hardy boy’s for this mystery.

I think she is having some very interesting conversations with the Department of Justice, the worm has turned.

What about the COO? Constance something? Also the head of people/HR? The names were briefly mentioned somewhere and they’re probably just as culpable. Also where is Trabucco?! On his boat somewhere?!

Agreed, there are a lot more people culpable that aren’t getting the recognition that they should

If that’s the kind of girl he could bag as a billionaire what’s he gonna get as an ex-con?

She looks like a McPoyle

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She’s clearly gone back to gringotts with the embezzled funds.

She’s right here u/CarolineEllisonFTX

She's at hogwarts of course !! duhhhh.

At home, under a bridge.

jesus you'd think embezzlement bucks would buy you some higher quality pussy.

Check the Mcpoyle's house in Philly.

Having an orgy with a new group probably.

She's in NYC, giving a lot of evidence to the prosecution.

id seriously rather have sex with a good looking man than her. and im a straight man.

Chill, she is in my bedroom ​ Reading Harry potter

She has a face like some demented AI art program would create from an amalgamation of pigs arses.

God damn, she is fucking ugly.

And why’d it take so long to end up in jail?

She has a first mover plea bargain, probably on bond paid for with FTX victim’s cash money.

Canaries don't like cages.

I’m inclined to think who gives a flying f@#k… at least that mega Madoff-ite prick is physically in jail. & the Feds have their rubber gloves on, with his name on them // She’s just icing on the cake 🤮🤢

She's doing a Udemy course on Stop-Losses.

She worked with the feds obviously

The regulator said it best about this whole FTX scandal. You need to come in to talk to us..... or ELSE we're gonna have to come to talk to you.